The Woman who Became the “Male” God

[Original]: Before posting, I must first declare that I am an nc fan of the leader. With a deep love for the leader, I bet on my little morals and support him without a bottom line. But I still want to say that the leader is a big deal!

[Original]: So far, the leader has distributed four kinds of cute plant pets. They are considerate and careful, move the vine grass, and play fine facial makeup. The three cute pets have distinctive characteristics and full of personalities, but let’s review the introduction of the mini In addition to the fruit video, which can grow fruits with different flavors, how can there be a "cute pet" look? It looks no different from ordinary plants. If it weren't for the cult of the leader to be incapable of extricating myself, I would almost give up applying for the qualification for trial cultivation of mini fruit, which is why I say that the leader is a big scam!

[Original]: Your lord, when you introduced Mini Fruits, did you dare to seek truth from facts? ! The essence of mini fruit, you mention, all, nothing, mention!

[Original]: Okay, let me show off my little mini fruit to everyone.

A photo is attached to the post. In the middle of the photo is a pot of mature mini fruits. Below, there are 5 second-generation fruits bred from the mother fruit seeds side by side. They are made of earrings, perfume bottles, artificial gems, egg shells, and glass. The cup is cultivated with five kinds of utensils, the small ones are like jelly beans and the big ones are like pebbles. The color varies in shades, crystal clear water, exquisite and lovely.

[Original]: My friends, do you look very appetite?

The post immediately followed up with a lot of "slobbering" emoji dynamic pictures.

[Original]: Mini fruit can grow a mother fruit every three days. The core of each mother fruit can only breed a small mini fruit. You can make your own cultivation utensils, as long as there is a sink. I have eaten a small mini fruit cultivated by earrings. I didn’t intend to eat it, but the small mini fruit is so cute. It tells me: "I'm ripe and ready to eat~~", this It's not an anthropomorphic rhetoric, it really speaks!

[Original]: At the time, my girlfriend and I were dating at a ramen restaurant. Just after a bite of noodles, the above information was received in my head. The earring on my left ear vibrated lightly, I took it off, opened the cover, and saw me My first mini fruit (pictured), like red beans, my girlfriend said it is "Acacia fruit", hehe.

Pollens are angry: [Original, dare not to show affection without intermittent, continue to say! 】

[Original]: I think the first "Acacia fruit" is very commemorative, so I want to keep it, but it said to me: "I am a good time, I am really good time, I am the best little fruit in the world Guo, don’t you really want to see it again and again~~" Can you imagine how I was cute by it at that time? It said it was good times! Let me drop it again!

[Oh my god, it's so foul! How could there be such a cute fruit in the world? ! 】

[Ah ah ah ah, I regret it, why didn't I apply for trial support at that time! 】

[I'm going, it's so cute that I'm bloodied. 】

[Original, such cute fruit, are you willing to eat it? 】

[Original]: I really don't want to eat it, but in order for me to eat it, it actually began to emit a fruity fragrance, so that the saliva of my girlfriend and I was flowing out. Finally, under the envy and hatred of my girlfriend, I ate it in one bite! Do you know what it tastes like?

[Stop selling it, just say it! 】

【Say! 】

[Original]: Hahaha, it's spicy beef flavor! My girlfriend is controlling my diet recently and ordered me a bowl of plain soup noodles, but I especially want to eat spicy beef. I didn't expect Xiao Guoguo to be so happy! Hahaha, that cliff is the most satisfying bowl of spicy beef-flavored noodle soup I have ever eaten!

[Jealousy makes me separate. 】

[Original, you ate alone, why didn’t your girlfriend beat you to death? 】

[This kind of boyfriend is not good enough, let's break up quickly. 】

【Breakup +1】

[Woo, Xiao Guoguo, I really want it! 】

[Original]: Everyone is busy and excited. In the photo on the main building, there are 5 small Guoguo.

[No, the original poster, you said, I don’t want to listen, I don’t want to listen...]

[Prediction will be shown again! 】

[Although it's cruel, but the original poster, let's talk about it, I can stand it. 】

[Original]: I gave them a name, from small to large, in order: Zhen Guo, Cougain, Meng Bao, Egg Yolk, Glass Hart.

[What the **** is Glass Hart? 】

[Original, you are really incompetent to name it. 】

[Xiao Guoguo was ruined by you like this. 】

[Original]: I know your heart is bitter, so I don’t care about you. Come and get to know my rare fruit. It just said to me: "Lemon juice is not tasty, it is not sour without me." I squeezed a glass of lemon juice in the morning, and it probably remembered the taste. But the unsweetened lemon juice is sour enough, and the more sour Xiaozhen fruit, I really don't know what it will be sour.

[Original]: Cougain said: "The mouth of the perfume bottle is too small, how can I get out? I can help the owner lose weight, but I can't help myself, so worried." When I put the core into the perfume bottle, I didn't think so. Many, when Xiao Guoguo grows up, he realizes this problem... But it doesn't matter, just smash the bottle when you want to eat it.

[What if you break the bottle and hurt Xiao Guoguo? ! 】

[You are so scumbag, you actually kept Xiao Guoguo in a bottle with such a small mouth! 】

[Ah ah, Xiao Guoguo is so smart! 】

[Original]: The next one is Mengbao, this is my favorite little fruit. Hehe, it said: "I can let the master show off his glory, the golden gun will not fall, the invincible, the invincible."

[Fuck! This wave is really irritating! 】

[Isn't Xiao Guoguo missing something to make up? From this it can be seen that the original poster must always be stunned and immortal. 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……】

[Hahahahahaha...Call upstairs! 】

[Original]:...Can you still have a good chat! You are jealous! Humph, continue to talk about my yolk man. In fact, I still don’t know what the yolk man tastes like. From the day it matures, it has been worrying about its filling. I told it that you were stuffed with egg yolk, and it said, "I'm not raw chicken, how could it be stuffed with egg yolk? Master, don't lie to me, I will break it."

[Fogweed, Xiao Guoguo can still communicate with you? ? ? 】

[Oh my god, my little heart is about to be cute. 】

[Ahhhhh, why can I only eat it? I want to grow a house of small fruits! ! ! 】

[Tell me, there must be a way to keep these little fruits! 】

[Original]: Oh, I also want to keep them, but unfortunately, the longest shelf life of small fruits is only 15-17 days. If they are not eaten after this time, they will rot.

[Hum hum ...... heartache can not breathe. 】

[How cute they are, how uncomfortable it is to lose them! 】

[Uuuuu, the big villain of the lord, who has cultivated such a cute pet, does not give us the opportunity to take good care of it. 】

[Original]: Okay, don't feel bad, everyone, Xiao Guoguo's consciousness is actually given by the owner, not a true intelligent creature. They are brought to this world by us, and will be sent out of this world by us. What is left to us in the end is their most beautiful taste.

[Suddenly feel a bit sour...]

【Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Seeing that the style of the post changed from cheerful to sad, the poster hurriedly revealed the last little fruit.

[Original]: Glass Hart is the most special small mini fruit. On the day it matures, he said to me: "I am a pistachio, which can help the owner absorb all unhappy emotions. When the owner feels uncomfortable, he will I'll eat it." When I cultivated Glass Hart, I just lost a close friend. When it matured, I still hadn't come out of grief, so I ate it. At first it tasted sweet, much like chocolate, but it quickly became bitter, very bitter and bitter, and it was so bitter that I couldn't help but shed tears. At the time I thought that Glass Hart must have lied to me, and it became even more uncomfortable after eating it. But when I woke up the next day, I was calm again, as if I had removed some baggage, and my body was relaxed. At the same time, I also know why Glass Hart became bitter, because it replaced me with the bitter emotions... Sorry, I wanted to say something happy, but when I said it, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, Glass Hart Said it is a happy fruit, it took away my sorrow caused by the loss of a close friend, but who will take away my sorrow of losing it...

[Stop talking, the original poster, my tear point is very low. 】

[Clearly know that Xiaoguoguo is just a plant, why is it so spicy that it makes people feel sorry...]

[I suddenly hesitated whether to raise it...]

[Original]: Sorry, I am a little emotional. In any case, I strongly recommend that you keep mini fruits. Although they can only be eaten in the end, they can let us taste the ups and downs and the joys, angers, sorrows and joys. These feelings are so precious that we can learn to cherish everything around us and never forget our original intentions. .

Okay, after seeing this, I just want to ask you one last sentence, is the leader a big scam?

【Yes! 】

[Too bad. 】

[This cliff is his worst time! 】

[MD, I’m going to apply for the adoption of Mini Fruit now! 】

[Take me upstairs! 】

...

five minutes later--

[Fuck! ! ! I didn't even get in line! 】

【I'm furious! Ten minutes ago, there was still an application quota. I just went to see that this year's application quota has been collected! 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! 】

【Dai Hang Huo +1】

【Dai Hang Goods +2】

【Dai Hang Goods +3】

...

An Xian: "..." Why do you still scold her for pitting if she is not in the queue?

Seriously, she didn't expect the mini fruit to cause such a big response. She has been pure-hearted for thousands of years, and the mini-fruits she cultivated are the same as her, without too many emotional fluctuations, so she can't appreciate the feelings of other people. It's not that she deliberately concealed it, but that she was in such a state of mind. She felt that the name of her "deception" was actually quite wrong.

An inexplicable envy faintly arose in Anxian's heart. After embarking on the path of practice, she seemed to have lost one of the most essential things of a person. Although she could laugh, be angry, and worry, her heart was always as peaceful as one...