This Curse Is Awesome

“Just measure the radiation, I have to take it off?”

“Yes.” The female staff member smiled and said, “This can be more comprehensive.”

“Fart.” Chen Yu was angry, and tightened his shorts: “How much can a pair of pants affect? ​​Let me take it off, I would rather not come out.”

“Then… …Okay, sir, calm down, let’s start the test now…”

Standing in front of a few instruments and checking it, and confirming that the radiation dose did not exceed the standard, Chen Yu walked away sternly.

When he left, the many women behind the closed glass suddenly became agitated and talked with each other excitedly.

“This handsome guy is too stylish, right?”

“Many!”

“top grade top grade…”

“Did you see him under? You can’t hold it anymore.”

“Goodbye…”

“I drooling…”

At the desk by the window, a young man with glasses wondered: “Sister Wang, you don’t need to take it off for a normal test, right?”

The woman named Sister Wang said slowly: “I Just want to see how old he is.”

Young man: “???”

……

Leaving the isolation room, Chen Yu returned to the first hall In the dressing room, take off the bath towels and prepare to change back to his own clothes.

Because of the large mirror in the dressing room, he happened to see his figure and was taken aback.

In the mirror, he has a strong face and outstanding temperament, and his muscles are swollen in a streamlined shape.

The height seems to be longer.

But it’s all superficial.

There seems to be a lot of changes inside.

“Huh.”

Chen Yu approached the mirror, staring round eyes and carefully observed: “Am I so handsome? Why haven’t I found it before.”

“Look Come and Radiation can’t get rid of…”

As a semi-straight man, Chen Yu is not too concerned about his own image. After looking in the mirror for a while, he puts on his clothes, takes back his phone, and leaves 1 Number hall.

At this time, the cigarettes and cash found from the corpse were also “washed” and handed over to Chen Yu by the staff.

……

When I walked out of the “Transmission Gate” square, it was almost seven in the morning.

The sky is already bright.

Chen Yu stopped and quietly felt the coolness of the morning for a few minutes, then took out the box of red pandas, lit a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth.

While sucking, while moving towards Second Middle School.

This is the time to go to school, and there are many students and parents on the road.

Along the way, Chen Yu’s return rate is quite high.

Attracted the attention of non-girl comrades.

Being “flattered”, he even walked a bit smoothly,

ten minutes later.

When he came to the gate of No. 2 High School, Chen Yu looked at the familiar playground and several teaching buildings in the school and couldn’t help but sighed.

This school is so “dramatic” that it has nothing to do with him…

He squatted by the gate of the school, and I don’t know how long it had passed. His elder sister-Chen Siwen, Appeared.

“Xiaoyu!”

When I saw Chen Yu, Chen Siwen, carrying a bag, happily ran over: “How long have you been waiting here? I just wanted to call you Electricity… Uh? You…”

“What’s wrong with me?”

“You…” Chen Siwen frowned, circled Chen Yu, and looked up and down: “You It seems to have changed?”

Chen Yu touched his chin, proudly: “Have you become handsome?”

“No. How can I put it…” Chen Siwen thought about the wording : “It should be said that… has become more masculine.”

“Does sweat smell? Or body odor?”

Chen Siwen: “…”

“It may be the smell of hormones.” Chen Yu looking thoughtful.

He remembers being in a foreign land, but he added a lot of weird “attribute”…

“Is he taller too?” Chen Siwen stood on tiptoe, Comparing the height of Chen Yu: “What did you eat during your two days at school?”

“I ate the Qi Increasing Pill and nothing else.”

“Is the effect of Qi Increasing Pill so good?” Chen Siwen’s eyes lit up: “Or do you have an innate talent that absorbs medicine pill better than ordinary people?”

“Maybe it’s the latter. “Chen Yu is going to give the family a vaccination in advance: “I am improving very quickly now, and that Qi Increasing Pill really helps a lot.”

“That’s very good.” Chen Siwen is happy. Putting his hands together, he immediately opened the bag, took out the second Qi Increasing Pill from it, and handed it to Chen Yu: “Here you, eat it.”

“Wait when I go back to the dormitory.”

“Eat now.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t sell it.” Chen Yu put away the Qi Increasing Pill, patted his chest, and said, “Medicine pill did it The effect is so good, I don’t think it’s enough. Impossible to sell. Wait for me to go back to the dormitory and eat quietly.”

“Not enough, elder sister will find a way to get it for you.”

“Don’t, don’t, don’t! I heard that eating too much of this food is not good, it is resistant to drugs, four is okay.” Then, Chen Yu pretended to take out his mobile phone and glanced at the time: ” Sister, you’re going to be late for work, so let’s go first. I’ll go back to school now.”

“Okay, let’s go.” Chen Siwen nodded.

“You go first.”

“No, you go first. Sister sees you enter school before leaving.”

“Don’t, I see you go , Then go to school…”

“You go.”

“You go…”

“You go first!”

“Let’s go…”

“Why are you going to leave?!” Chen Siwen became angry, and frowned, “Is there something hiding from me?”

“What can you do?! I’m polite and you are still angry.” Chen Yu saw sweat on his forehead, and turned to the school: “Okay, let me go.”

A few walks When he turned his head, he saw Chen Siwen still standing on the spot, looking bad.

Chen Yu: “…”

[Psychological damage: Spirit +1]

Nothing, Chen Yu can only continue to step his legs and pass through the school gate After entering the teaching building, I saw Chen Siwen leaving.

“Huh…”

Chen Yu was about to leave with a light breath.

But suddenly the shoulder was patted from behind.

“Who?”

He turned his head subconsciously and found that it was the female squad leader of the second grade of high school.

“Really you?” The female squad leader carried her schoolbag and frowned: “Aren’t you fired? Why are you coming back?”

“Is it related to you?”

“Why is it okay? I belong to the Student Union, and people outside the school are not allowed to enter the school casually.”

“OK! I will leave now.”

“Second Middle School You come as you want, and leave as you want?”

“……”Chen Yu: “Are you sick?”

The female squad leader complexion changed:” Why are you swearing?!”

“What do you want to do?”

“…I just want to ask, have you used cosmetics lately? Which brand do you use? Why does the skin become so good…”

Chen Yu: “…You can try the radiation card you use.”

“Just forget it.” Female The squad leader took a step back dissatisfied: “If you don’t focus on your strength, you are so fancy, no wonder you get expelled.”

Chen Yu: “……”

” No, what’s the use of being handsome? Just mix it on the bottom layer.”

Hearing this, Chen Yu smiled, took out a cigarette and lit it, stuffed it in his mouth, took a deep breath, and sprayed it on Female squad leader’s face.

“You…what are you doing?!”

“You are right, I know I can’t pass the college entrance examination, and I don’t want to take it anymore.” With that, Chen Yu turned away Go: “Just go to a key university and have fun.”

“Key university?” The female squad leader turned her lips in disgust: “I’m back in college, would you rather mention these words?”

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