This Forward is Not Serious

Chapter 539: Lord Barbarian Never Breaks His Trust

Durant's "revealing" remarks caused huge controversy on social media.

Some fans feel that Durant is fanning the flames and sowing discord;

Another group of fans feel that Durant is very "real". If he hadn't "revealed the truth", the outside world might never know what happened.

However, no matter what the outside world thinks, one thing is certain, Durant's remarks pushed the Warriors to the forefront.

"Universe Yong" broke out in less than two months of internal conflicts, which exceeded everyone's expectations.

After forming the team, Warriors general manager Bob Myers publicly stated that the team's goal was not a championship, but a dynasty.

As a result, as soon as these words were spoken, this kind of problem broke out, which undoubtedly cast a huge shadow.

And if it is a non-public issue during team training, then the impact of dealing with it within the team will be very small.

But like now, it becomes a lot more troublesome to deal with it.

Durant's wave really brought a big trouble to the Warriors.

But then again, if the Warriors themselves are fine, then even if Durant uses all his keyboard warrior skills, it won't have any effect.

The happiest people at this time are the fans.

The Warriors don't want to, but they still have something to watch.

And there is more than one good show.

As the dust of the Christmas war has settled, fans have also turned their attention to TNT's programs, ready to see how Barkley fulfills his promise.

Two days after the Christmas game, Lin Ying and Durant were sitting at home together, cracking melon seeds, eating squid rings, drinking Happy Fat House water, and getting ready to watch a movie.

Originally, as Durant said himself, he was still a little intolerant of Barkley and felt that Barkley's sacrifice this time was a bit big.

But after Lin Ying said what he said last time, his thoughts took a 180-degree turn, and he even became the person who looked forward to it the most.

After all, this is a big opportunity for Barkley to "attract attention".

In fact, people all over North America are waiting in front of the TV to watch it.

This program on TNT is paid, but the ratings are almost exploding.

After kissing the donkey's butt back then, Barkley hasn't contributed to a big scene for a long time.

The show was finally about to start, and both Lin Ying and Durant stopped what they were doing and focused their attention on the TV.

Barkley finally came out.

He was wearing a very slim shirt.

In this winter, it seems that the program team turned on the air conditioner in the studio very high to accommodate his performance.

After a few people sat down, they started talking about the Christmas war that just ended.

In addition to McGee's daily contribution to the "Shaq's Five Worsts", Green's top-level talent was also successfully selected in this issue.

Moreover, in addition to O'Neill's magical narration, this program also has edited pictures, taking Green to the prairie, and then to the sea, a whole Robinson Crusoe.

However, this is not the top five embarrassment tonight. The top one is of course, the scene of James and Green arguing, and then Durant applauding next to him!

Durant was drinking Coke at this time, and he spit it out in one gulp.

It wasn’t that I choked, but that I burst out laughing.

He thought that what he said at the press conference was enough, but he didn't expect that TNT would just do it!

This time it can be said that the Warriors "good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles"!

Lin Ying was also a little surprised that TNT was so messed up that he now seriously doubted whether this "Cosmic Brave" could survive the first season.

Now even if the Warriors really send Green away at the trade deadline, he wouldn't be surprised.

Here we have to talk about the difference between Durant and James. Regardless of strength and function, Durant cannot do Green's work, but James can basically do Green's work, and most of them can do it better.

Green's status with Cole may be unshakable because he took a bullet, but that's not the case with the management.

After the "Five Big Embarrassments" is over, the next step is Barkley's rehabilitation that fans are most concerned about.

As O'Neal, McGrady and Smith booed, Barkley took out the Victoria's Secret gift box from under the table.

It looks like very high-end underwear at first glance, and the outside of the box shows the sexy figure of Bundchen, one of the spokespersons.

This made Lin Ying and Durant excited, as well as many TV viewers.

This time, Barkley didn't play "Li Dai Tao Jian" like he did when he kissed the donkey's butt, but actually did it directly!

When Barkley opened the box and revealed the pink underwear with lace inside, O'Neal and others looked "oh" and stood up to leave.

There is a background here. Homosexuality is a very normal trend in the United States, so O'Neal's reaction can be said to be in line with the understanding of American audiences.

Buckley himself laughed.

Although he was mentally prepared and constructed, he had no idea how sexy Bundchen's latest underwear was when he boasted about Haikou.

If he had known, he might...maybe have added a pair of underwear.

Taking a deep breath, Barkley raised his head again, and then called O'Neal to come over and help.

With his body type, he would definitely not be able to wear it if you asked him to do it himself.

O'Neal came over laughing, and Barkley stood up from his seat.

The reason why he was wearing a shirt today was also found.

Even though he had bought the largest SIZE, it was impossible for him to fit it without a shirt due to his size.

But after he really calmed down, Buckley no longer felt embarrassed, but looked down curiously.

"It's really sexy."

He even didn't forget to advertise to others.

But something went wrong at this moment, and O'Neal couldn't seem to put on his underwear.

"Shaq, are you okay?"

Barkley was complaining about him.

After hearing this, O'Neal immediately waved his hands and left.

This is another joke, because O'Neal always liked to find petite women, including his wife, so many fans complained about him.

It was McGrady who turned out to be an honest man and came over to quickly help Barkley button up.

It seems that he usually does this job a lot.

When O'Neal saw that he was dressed, he walked behind Barkley again, pulled up the ominous button, pulled it back sharply, and then let it go.

"Snapped!"

This blow made Barkley's body tremble.

This scene is very similar to the classic scene in the movie "Hot Blooded Youth" in which the male protagonist pulls the female protagonist's underwear.gif.

Of course, the wild version.

However, the quality of this underwear is also really good, so there is nothing wrong with it.

After putting on his clothes, Buckley started to use his underwear to hit the camera.

The atmosphere suddenly became gentlemanly.

Lin Ying and Durant were both dumbfounded with laughter. Barkley was already fat, but he seemed to have breasts without breasts!

But just when you think it's over, Barkley tells you it's just the beginning.

O'Neill took out two balloons that had been prepared earlier from his pocket, and then began to pour water into the balloons.

"Oh, no no no."

Barkley refused, but was easily dragged back to the center of the camera by McGrady and Smith.

Over there, O'Neal had already brought the water-filled balloon to Barkley's side.

And for the sake of show effect, he even rubbed it vigorously, and it seemed to feel quite good.

Then, with Buckley's slight resistance, the two bags of water were stuffed into his underwear, and when squeezed, you could even see the ditch!

Durant was already laughing his head off.

Lin Ying seemed relatively calm.

This wave of operations is common in the domestic live broadcast circle.

You may think that the material inside the clothes is real material, but actually the better ones are soft silicone, and the worse ones are this kind of bagged water.

After everything was put on, O'Neill even thoughtfully stuffed the corners with paper.

Barkley walked on the catwalk, don't say "duang, duang", it was quite touching.

At this point, the effect of this program has been quite explosive, far beyond the original kissing of the donkey's ass.

However, it's still not over!

The live broadcast lens zoomed out, and the entire studio was reflected in the lens.

Also in the shot, a basketball stand appeared!

Barkley is already warming up.

Needless to say, the audience already guessed what Barkley was going to do.

He wants to wear this bad omen and dunk dunk.

At this time, even Lin Ying couldn't help but look forward to it.

In order to make the audience more intuitive, the live broadcast even includes a small lens above the basket.

Putting aside the immorality, the effect of this show is really explosive.

Barkley started to hold the ball, Barkley started to break in, Barkley started to sprint, and Barkley fired!

"boom!"

The basketball hit the neck of the basket directly. Barkley took a few steps back and fell to the ground.

After falling, his "Naoko" fell out and hit him directly in the face.

Lin Ying couldn't hold back anymore and laughed miserably.

In terms of variety shows, these guys from TNT are really at the ceiling level.

Barkley got up from the ground, and O'Neal helped him "load" again.

Then at this time, McGrady had "secretly" lowered some of the height of the basket.

Barkley started to warm up, then rushed up amid the cheers of others, barely jumping up.

"Bang!"

Completed a violent dunk with both hands!

This time he succeeded through his own "efforts".

Of course, it was still a bit of a surprise.

His "Naiko" flew out again.

This time it fell directly to the ground and exploded.

What is the program effect? ​​This is it!

This night, TNT's program became a hit all over the Internet.

And after you actually watch this show, you don’t think it is vulgar, but more interesting.

This wave of Buckley’s work can be considered a true “dedication to art”.

The season continues.

The time has come for January.

At this time, the pattern of the East and West has begun to emerge, the new year's All-Star voting has begun, and the results of the first round of voting have also been released.

In the West, the Warriors experienced quite a bit of ups and downs after the Christmas Day war, losing to the Spurs and Hornets one after another. The impact of "internal strife" on the team can be clearly felt.

And more and more fans feel that the Warriors may usher in some changes.

However, because of their strong foundation before, they are still ranked first in the Western Conference and second in the league with 23 wins and 4 losses.

After the Warriors, the Spurs ranked second with 22 wins and 6 losses. Very similar to last year's rhythm, the Spurs are still making a fortune this year.

The Lakers ranked third with 20 wins and 8 losses.

Records aside, Kobe's retirement tour has set off an unprecedented basketball craze.

After the Lakers, the Timberwolves, Clippers, Jazz, Thunder, and Grizzlies ranked fourth to eighth.

It is worth mentioning that on the Mavericks side, Yao Ming has not played this season due to injury. The Mavericks are ranked ninth, and the situation is not optimistic.

Everything has a price, and Yao Ming's blockade in the Olympics cannot have any impact.

In the East, after the Nets defeated the Warriors, they set a new record for the best start in the NBA. After that, they also won two more games, extending this record to 27 games. It was not until the 28th game against the Spurs that their streak The winning record was ended.

So entering January, they ranked first in the league with a record of 27 wins and 1 loss.

If nothing else goes wrong, Lue will become the head coach of the Eastern All-Star team in the first year of his coaching career.

And if nothing else, he will also be a popular candidate for the best head coach this year.

This is obviously not just a matter of luck, because the person who said this must also think so of Phil Jackson.

The Nets stand out, but what people didn't expect is that the second place in the Eastern Conference is not the Knicks or the Raptors, but the Hornets!

The Hornets ranked second with a record of 18 wins and 8 losses, beating the Raptors to second place in the Eastern Conference with a one-win advantage.

Jordan's operation of hiring Bird in the summer was simply a divine operation.

But Bird's operation was only part of it. More importantly, Walker suddenly broke out.

He has averaged 24.8 points per game so far this season, nearly 5 points more than last season!

And in the just-concluded game against the Warriors, he even scored his first 50+ in his career and led the team to victory!

This short defender seized the opportunity and is ushering in the best moment of his career!

The Knicks ranked fourth with 17 wins and 9 losses.

Paul demonstrated his ability to “turn decay into something miraculous.”

Of course, fans who have watched the China game will not be surprised by these situations.

The Wizards, Hawks, Bucks, and Cavaliers are ranked four to eight.

In the first round of All-Star voting, Lin Ying, Durant and Jokic once again ranked among the top three forwards.

When James was here last year, Jokic relied on the power of overseas fans, but this year, Jokic was beaten to death by Lu, and the data has gone up. This wave is well deserved.

Of course, his starting position is actually not very stable.

Because on the Bucks this year, "Antetokounmpo" Giannis Antetokounmpo has suddenly emerged, averaging 23 points, 8.8 rebounds, 5.4 assists, 1.6 steals and 2 blocks per game, becoming the leader of the new generation of players.

But these are still to be expected.

Unexpectedly, on the Eastern Conference defender side, Rose defeated a series of defenders such as DeRozan, Irving, and Walker, and became the first-round vote-getter among Eastern Conference defenders!

This is not unexpected, this is outrageous. Open the door to outrageousness, outrageous as hell!

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