This Group of Players Are All Slimes

“Playing table tennis? What do you think? You are so enthusiastic about such a boring activity. Why don’t you be a graduate student? There are too few graduate students recently, so I can’t find someone who can do what you like. Oh, you can’t use glue. Ah, when the time comes, the forehand is not good, the backhand is weak, the short ball is too long and the long ball is boring, don’t blame me.”

“…Professor, aren’t you familiar with this?”

“Stop talking nonsense, I won’t participate in such a boring game anyway.”

As a result, the professor was sent to the referee’s seat.

As the mass base of table tennis is very good, so the number of participants is very large. Almost half of the players decide to participate in a try, and there will be no serious consequences if they lose.

They quickly established dozens of standard table tennis tables and customized rackets, thus preventing a group of people from losing and ignoring the bad equipment.

After three days of audition, sixteen players were finally selected.

Many problems were also exposed during the audition process, such as smashing the ball too fiercely, causing the table to break, hitting the fire and falling the racket to the opponent’s face to cause a kill.

To this end, the players deliberately built sixteen steel tables, and used magic to strengthen them, and stipulated that all opponents would be defeated during the game.

And to the surprise of players, this event was unexpectedly popular.

At first it was just the players playing the game, but as their movement got bigger and bigger, many aboriginal residents also heard the wind and started to visit the game.

Some NPCs from the player camp also came here, and after mastering the rules, they started to play, and eventually reached the top sixteen.

On the first day of the round of sixteen, the arena of the new hot spring city was full of people.

Some wealthy people even rushed over from the city of hot springs and bought high-priced VIP tickets. The fare alone made the finances of the new hot spring city a wave of blood.

The arena that can accommodate tens of thousands of people is full at this time, the priests of the unknown gods are walking in the audience with popcorn and drinks, and the hypnotist uses his own ability to broadcast the scene of the scene, which makes others Even if you can’t get to the scene, you can still watch the game at home.

After the gorgeous firework show, the round of 16 competition finally began.

“Hello, can you hear me? Very good, this is the rotten apple, I am the commentator of this game, although I don’t know anything about table tennis. So in most cases I am responsible for complaining, and the professor next to me is responsible for the explanation. Professor. Say hello to everyone.”

“Hello everyone, I am a professor. I have four PhD titles and I am currently enrolling graduate students. I am twenty-nine years old, unmarried, and my preference is…”

“No one asks you this boring question. If you believe it or not, it will kill you now. Quickly introduce the players in the first game.”

“…Insult to Sven! The first game in the first game is Angry Birds. I have seen his audition competition. He is very strong and is a technical player. His idol trainee career has given him good physical fitness. It’s said that in reality, it’s also a handsome one. Why don’t this kind of people become popular? Let’s take the exam for my graduate student and help me attract some female students. Don’t think about being an actor anymore.”

The rotten apple jumped one meter high and killed the professor.

When the professor returned from resurrection, Rotten Apple tugged at each other’s stomach and said, “You mention graduate students again! Believe it or not, I will kill you now!”

“You’ve **** it to death once!”

“Then do it again!”

“…Cut. The one who is fighting Angry Birds is…the crazy little policewoman! Run away, Angry Birds! The other party is a lunatic, you still have time to abstain!”

A racket flew out from the side of the table below, and after crossing a distance of 300 meters, it accurately hit the professor and sent him to rebirth.

The professor who came back was on the commentary, his face was full of bad luck.

“You die twice a day. It’s really yours. Next time, it should be stipulated that the narrator will be killed directly. Okay, the two players have entered, and they started to shake hands friendly. The Angry Birds used the ability, and he took The crazy little policewoman and the table are lit, isn’t he afraid of burning the other side and causing him to be sentenced!”

Beside the table, the little crazy policewoman looked at the flames entwining her body.

When shaking hands, the angry bird directly threw part of the body out, causing the entire table, including the little policewoman, to be shrouded in flames.

“A good attempt, but does it make any sense?” The Little Madman Policewoman asked with a smile.

“That’s another matter. You’ll know right away. Let’s get started.”

The angry bird bit the racket, the slimy body tossed the ball up, and then a beautiful backspin was sent to the opposite side.

The angle of this ball is very tricky. Although there are debuffs between each other, it still leaves the ball fast with only one afterimage.

“Huh, but so.”

Catching the ball head-on, the Little Madman Policewoman just wanted to bounce the ball back. Unexpectedly, when she touched the ball, the ping pong ball instantly turned into a pile of flames and disappeared without a trace.

“1:0.” The professor said mercilessly.

“Professor, what’s the matter?” the rotten apple on the side asked curiously.

“The Angry Bird has evolved, and he has begun to learn how to control his own flame. Do you see the flame in the outer circle? It is not a simple flame, but a part of the Angry Bird’s body. He is hitting the ball over. After that, he instantly increased the temperature of the ball and vaporized it. If the opponent has no ball to play, he can only lose.”

“That’s fine too! I don’t play table tennis less, don’t lie to me!”

“There is no way. Because of the special skills added to the table tennis in the game, many rules can only be added one by one. And the opponent really only uses his own abilities, so there is no problem. However, after this game, you are not allowed to arbitrarily. The rule of destroying table tennis needs to be added.”

“What about the crazy little policewoman?”

“do not know.”

On the field, Angry Birds became extremely rampant.

“Hahaha, crazy sister, don’t think you are a girlfriend who takes off your clothes and I will let you go! This trick was originally intended to be used in the finals, and it has already given you a lot of face when used here. You just surrender obediently and then Let me go to the final!”

“I want to ask, what proposal will you make after winning the championship?”

“Let everyone help me debut!”

“This is no longer the goal in the game, how hard is your reality? And can’t you just lick the editor for this matter?”

“I’m a good face too!”

“If you can say this publicly, you will lose face!”

“I don’t care, watch the ball!”

After burning the second ball, the two finally began to change serve.

The little crazy policewoman who wanted to save the situation in a rush, after being picked up from the serve, watched the ball explode on her racket into a pile of fireworks.

“How, Sister Mad, this spontaneous ball method, I use the Du Hai Pai, I see how you break it!”

“Hmph, you don’t think I’m using this trick. Fortunately, the Emperor asked for a happiness pool before, and now I open it! Come on, summon!”

After the crazy little policewoman used the special skill [Summon], everyone saw a black summoning circle emerging under the ping-pong table.

Groups of dark green spores flew out of the summoning formation and filled the entire space.

These spores are harmless to humans and animals, and do not have any attack power. They just float in mid-air in a very ordinary way, and there is no special place to be seen.

The angry bird watched the spores vigilantly and tried to incinerate them with flames.

However, these spores seem to be extremely resistant to flames, and these flames did not destroy all the spores.

“It’s a mystery, the self-explosive ball method is invincible in the world!”

A ball was sent out, and the ball exploded the moment the Mad Demon Policewoman touched the racket.

However, the ball after the explosion did not disappear. Instead, it was slapped back by the little madman policewoman, and penetrated the angry bird’s body, leaving a circular scorched black channel on his body.

“Why can I fight back! Kill, kill! Huh, I’m not dead?”

Along with the shouts of the angry bird, Rotten Apple asked suspiciously: “Professor?”

“Smart.” The professor nodded, “This kind of spore should be more than just fire resistance. It should be able to absorb fire. After being summoned, the madman policewoman let the spore wrap the ball so that it won’t be incinerated by high temperature. It seems that after this game, Ou Huang’s [Happy Pool] also needs to be banned.”

“Why didn’t that angry bird die?”

“Slimes also have a core. As long as the core is not destroyed, it is basically hard to die. As expected, the little policewoman is a madman. This blow seems to be fierce, but it avoids the opponent’s attack very well. Core, this kind of trick of torturing the opponent without killing the opponent is really too high-end.”

“Is this something worthy of praise!”

On the field, Angry Birds quickly realized that there was a problem with these spores.

When the killer’s mace was cracked, the angry bird immediately shouted: “I recognize…”

Before he finished speaking, a chip directly penetrated his language organs, making him unable to admit defeat.

And the little madman policewoman played with a racket casually, and said with a smile: “How can I not play ping pong for three rounds and 11 points?”

Two lines of tears flowed desperately from the corner of the angry bird’s eyes.

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