This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-05-17

Chapter 280 Lend your daughter to use it

“Haha, just kidding, I said it was stabbing you in the throat, where did you think? ?”

With a hearty laughter and a handsome appearance, Zhou Li patted Sima He Chen with kindness and said to him, “Don’t worry, buddies are here today. How are you guys doing? I don’t have cancer, I don’t die, there is no malicious intent.”

Then I might as well die.

Although his heart was full of indignation and helplessness, He Chen, an honest man in the City of Silver, squeezed out a skilled smile and said to Zhou Li without being humble or arrogant: “Hero came to my meeting, and I will be grateful. Dare to have any complaints.”

“Tsk.”

Zhou Li tutted, retracted his hand, took out a tissue and wiped his hands repeatedly in disgust, then threw the tissue away In the wastepaper basket on the side, he is very qualified.

“Okay, let’s not talk nonsense with you, the old bastard who can’t explode gold coins.” Dump, a smile without any sincerity appeared on his face, “Did you all scavenge the people’s blood, sweat and tears to bully men and women during my absence?”

” What are you talking about, Mr. hero, we have been working diligently these days, working non-stop to create well-being for the people. There is no such bad behavior as you said.”

Youngster stood up, as if it was a solidarity belt The confidence given to him may also be that he is truly worthy of his conscience, he slapped Zhou Li without the slightest hesitation: “Mr. hero, if you don’t believe it, or you are deceived by the malicious slander of some sinister villain, you You can take a look at the records of the Supervisory Committee and check to see if we are the kind of villains you call us.”

“Don’t worry, don’t get excited.”

In the face of the impassioned youngster, Zhou Li laughed and said calmly: “I’m not here to condemn you for bullying men and women, looting the people’s blood, sweat and tears. I just want to tell you…”

“If, if you want to loot the money of those civilians and oppress those civilians, remember!”

His eyes were as sharp as falcons, and his sharp eyes swept across these Members, let them feel cold all over. After Zhou Li looked around, he shouted loudly:

“Take me one!”

Oh, forgot, he is Zhou Li.

“What’s the matter with you this time?”

He Chen looked towards Zhou Li, his words almost begging: “If it’s okay, we are actually in a meeting, not a member of parliament. Maybe people are not allowed to enter the venue directly, you see…”

“Oh, oh, yes, there is still this one coming.”

Zhou Li Yi The face suddenly realized nodded, and suddenly, He Chen was alert.

Zhou Li walked to He Chen’s side, extended the hand, took off the nameplate on He Chen’s chest, wiped it with a tissue and hung it on his chest, and then said with satisfaction. He Chen of dumbfounded asked with a smile: “I am now a member of parliament. As an unrelated person, do you want to go out?”

“Don’t make fun of me.”

A bitter smile appeared on He Chen’s face. He had expected Zhou Li’s targeting at him. This hero, whose heart is smaller than *eyes, must have inquired about the character set he gave him in order to integrate the council. This hero was probably lying on the ground just now. Eavesdropping on the door. He probably heard everything he said about hero.

“Okay, I’m too lazy to care about you.”

Zhou Li didn’t pay much attention to He Chen, although he said that He Chen relied on the integration of hero as a target and has always been unhappy. The Council of the People’s Republic of China smeared his reputation, but he didn’t take it too seriously. After all, it was almost blackened into an abyss, and it was nothing to add a little more.

“This time I’m here to tell you a serious matter.”

Zhou Li took out the stool from under He Chen, sat on it, and said to the House of Representatives: “You should Have you seen the live broadcast of the war in Yingnan?”

“Huh?” During the brief “global live broadcast” of the war, everyone didn’t understand the cause and effect. They only saw Zhou Li and Elma sprinkle a handful of dog food on this world on TV.

Oh, yes, this guy is no longer the Dark Emperor, he is dead.

Although it was recalled that Zhou Li no longer had the power of the Dark Emperor, everyone did not let go of the slightest vigilance against Zhou Li. After all, Zhou Li didn’t say that he would beat himself and the others one by one in parliament to show his courage. He was able to play these elites in the palm of his hand, mainly because of the extremely low lower limit and non-existent skin.

“Are you talking about the scene about you and Ms. Elma?”

He Chen cautiously asked Zhou Li. After getting an affirmative reply from Zhou Li, he sighed in relief, and then replied on behalf of everyone: “We happened to be holding a meeting when you were broadcasting live, and everyone saw that scene.”

“Post a comment. Afterwards, the number of words should not be less than 800 words, there should be a title, the Heaven and Earth line should be vacated, the text should be concise and smooth, and the style should not be limited.”

Zhou Li’s abrupt words made everyone’s face A vivid expression of “what are you talking about, Gouba” appeared. Seeing this, Zhou Li was laughed and added: “It’s okay, everyone is quite quiet, think about it and activate the atmosphere. Okay, you can just watch the live broadcast, so I don’t have to say more.”

Zhou Li Qing After clearing his throat, his face became serious, then he looked towards the crowd, and said slowly: “In that live broadcast, I handed the Dark Emperor’s crown to Elma. This was done under the witness of everyone. , so now I am no longer the Dark Emperor.”

Sure enough.

Hearing this, everyone was relieved. Although they won’t look down on Zhou Li because of this, it’s a good thing for these congressmen that he lacks that bizarre ability to the extreme. After all, the tragic situation after the aristocrats who blackmailed Zhou Li back then has a deep memory, and no one wants to be the second pitiful person who regards Zhou Li as a reborn parent.

“But the question is, I am no longer the Dark Emperor, what should I do with my country?”

Zhou Li looked towards everyone, laughed, “I can build a country, mostly because of The authority of the Dark Emperor. But I am not the Dark Emperor now, tell me, what should I do with my land?”

hearing this, everyone suddenly silenced, people look at me, I look at you , just don’t speak. Just as Alyosha was about to stand up and give Zhou Li a brief introduction to international power law, Countess, who was beside him, quickly held her down and motioned her not to speak.

Seeing that everyone didn’t speak, Zhou Li sighed and said regretfully: “Unfortunately, I am all ready to challenge the limits of the human body with the first good brother who asked me to hand over the land to Magnum, You guys didn’t take the bait.”

Oh, still want to fish? We are not what we were before.

Youngster is secretly sneered, but on the surface, he remains humble.

“Okay, let me talk about it.”

Zhou Li no longer entangled with these monkey spirit MPs, and said bluntly: “I need your help. I will advise the old man of the third generation to let him recognize Elma as the queen of the Hades Empire.”

“This, do we still need us?”

He Chen raised his head cautiously and asked tentatively, “Can’t you just find Your Majesty III by yourself? Can you use us people?” Emperor, do you still need our stinky fish and rotten shrimp to advise you?

“Of course it’s more than this one.”

Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and said meaningfully to He Chen: “What happens after this incident is the real thing. ”

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Imperial Palace, Magnum The Imperial Palace, the Imperial Palace familiar to Zhou Li, the Imperial Palace whose roof was smashed by the giant beast of lava.

Looking at the familiar doorman, Zhou Li kindly stepped forward, gave him a kind smile, then opened his arms in front of the sweaty doorman, and said cooperatively, “Come on, Routine body search.”

“You…”

When Zhou Li first came to the Imperial Palace, when the conscientious guard wanted to do a body search, Zhou Li The reason that “I just got a strange disease today, a strange disease that will kill the other person with one punch as long as I am touched by a stranger” will always frighten the guard, plus the acquiescence of Magnum III, the later Zhou Li There is no such thing as a body search.

After swallowing, the doorman stepped forward, still blindly oneself, and began to search Zhou Li.

A silver light dagger.

“What are you looking at me? I need to eat fruit anytime and anywhere when I grow up. This is for peeling, is there any problem?” The silver dagger, the guard was silent, he put the dagger back, shook his head, and said sincerely, “No problem.”

Continuing to search, the guard’s detection device sounded again, and he took out Zhou The silver crossbow on Li’s waist was silent.

“My friend gave it, it was forged with holy silver, and I kept it to ward off evil spirits.”

Putting the silver crossbow back, the guard pulled out the five-color flying knife tied to Zhou Li’s calf, Speechless again.

“My buddy gave it… I don’t want to make it up, do you have any opinions?”

The guard’s mood was very complicated at this time, he was no longer angry, he couldn’t get angry anymore , he now feels like a monkey being played over and over by Zhou Li.

“He’s reminding me that without the Dark Emperor, he’s also harvested enough in Yingnan. Come on, put away your warnings.”

The door Slowly opening it, Magnum III, who was sitting on the throne, tapped his right hand, and the guard body involuntarily stepped aside. He looked towards Zhou Li, and there was a hint of curiosity in his cloudy eyes.

“Hero, you have gained a lot from this trip.”

Facing Magnum III’s words, Zhou Li grinned and said kindly: “You too, You’re still alive if you haven’t been killed by high blood pressure.”

“I’m also curious about the things that you can give up the power of the Dark Emperor to get.”

Automatically blocked Zhou Li’s foul language, Magnum III waved his hand casually, the door slowly closed, leaving only him and Zhou Li, “If there is no cost, I still hope you can answer me. .”

“Forget it, there is no need to quarrel with you.”

Zhou Li’s frivolous face disappeared, he looked towards Magnum III, his expression was calm, but his tone was Very solemn: “Bad news or good news, which one do you want to hear?”

“Good news.”

“You want to create a second hero, right? Yes. What I got from the trip to Yingnan is more terrifying than you think, and it also proves that what you think is indeed right, human beings need more power.”

hearing this, Magnum Instead of being happy, the third generation frowned, and a worried expression flashed across, but it did indeed appear on the face of this always calm old man. Because he knew that bad news would completely destroy the good news.

“The bad news is that what we are fighting against, we also want you to create a second hero.”

Seeing Magnum III’s fleeting worry, Zhou Li snapped his fingers, then continued: “Now you and I don’t have any conflict of interest. There are some things that I have to tell you bluntly.”

“You are building a saber.”

“A knife with two sides, right?”

Magnum III spoke lightly, which is also what Zhou Li admires most about Magnum III, he is a smart man, Talking to smart people is a delightful thing to do.

Of course, talking to vulgar smart people is not a good thing.

“A knife with both sides can kill the enemy faster, and it may also become your own butcher’s knife.”

Staring at Magnum III’s eyes, Zhou Li lightly saying: “I lost the power of the Dark Emperor, but I saw the truth about this world. You want to make Torreya a second hero, I agree, but you have to think about whether you are helping humans or whether Helping our enemies spy on us.”

“I wouldn’t be sitting here if I was afraid that the sword I forged would kill me.”

Magnum Without any hesitation, Sanshi responded directly: “I believe in my ability, I also believe in Torreya, I believe I can make her the second hero, the second hero belonging to human beings.”

“Looks like you doubted them too.”

Squinting, Zhou Li had an interesting smile on his face. He looked towards Magnum III, looked towards the famously devout king, and said softly, “Do me a favor.”

“I have no money.”

” Do you think of me as who? I ask for money in a dignified manner, when have I ever made an excuse?”

Zhou Li gave Magnum III a blank look, and the sincerity in his tone almost made Magnum III vomit come out. He looked around, then raised his head, and said to Magnum III, “Lend me Torreya.”

“You’re too embarrassed to say it.”

said This, Magnum III, who has always been light and cloudless, suddenly became a little anxious, “She took three days off, but she went for two months. After she came back, she directly pleaded with me, saying that I can’t punish her, as a future hero. You have to keep your word and don’t break your word. I really didn’t ask her to sweep the courtyard for a week. Originally, I asked her to sweep the youngest one, but this silly girl swept the Imperial Palace without a word.”

“As soon as I asked her who taught you that hero must do what you say, she said you taught her.”

“You lied to her like this? Your conscience doesn’t hurt. Is it?”

Facing the rare flustered and exasperated Magnum III, Zhou Li also had a rare feeling of guilt. He scratched the back of his head, and said with a smile: “It’s fine to cheat.”

He said the scumbag’s speech without any guilt.

“Forget it…”

took a deep breath and calmed down. Magnum III asked Zhou Li in a flat tone: “What do you want Torreya to do?”

“Like you, I want her to be the second hero.”

Of course, it’s the second hero controlled by me.

(End of this chapter)