This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-01-13

Chapter 3 Handicapped Goblins

“Did you really forget something?”

see With a happy face in front of him, Elma who is eager to have a try to leave God World like a schoolboy who is going on a picnic, Zhou Li completely remains unmoved. He crossed his arms and repeatedly asked: “Did you forget something?”

“Eh…”

After being asked many times, the brain’s stress response Elma seemed to remember something. She stretched her neck and looked around the space. When her eyes stopped at the mirror behind Zhou Li with a note “Don’t forget to hang it up”, Elma’s face was stained. A blush.

“Sorry, I forgot about innate talent optimization.”

Bowing her head, Elma trotted all the way to the mirror after apologizing. She crouched behind the huge mirror and muttered for a long time. After a while, she moved towards Zhou Li and waved:

“Mr. Zhou Li, if you look directly at this mirror for a while, you will be I can perform an innate talent optimization.”

After realizing that she really couldn’t move the mirror, Elma gasped with her hands on her hips, then she stepped out of the way and motioned Zhou Li to go to the mirror. Zhou Li didn’t say much, walked straight to the mirror, and then stood still.

“Innate talent optimization is generally divided into two steps.” Elma leaned down and turned on a switch behind the mirror, followed by a burst of elegant music, and a panel-like thing appeared on the mirror. Zhou Li stepped forward and clicked on the panel.

(Zhou Li – Race: hero)

Zhou Li looked down and found that there is no standard intelligence, strength, agility such elements. There are only two areas, one for inherent innate talent and one for divine innate talent.

“Wow, Mr. Zhou Li, you have four inherent innate talents, alas, this is rare!”

Seeing the four text boxes of different colors in the area, Elma Some surprises were read one by one:

“The masses incite Master, language artist, cultural democrat, social engineering proficient…” dignified. She began to feel that something was wrong, because according to the cases of the predecessors, the initial innate talent of hero should generally be innate talents full of justice such as “heart of hero” and “seven justice”, but Zhou Li’s innate talent, the more you look at it, the more She felt trembling in fear.

“It seems that if the spiritual seeds are not planted, my innate talent impossible is the heart of the so-called seven virtues.” Zhou Li, who was secretly pondering in his heart, raised a smile at the corner of his mouth. In terms of the seven virtues that enhance his own strength, he prefers these innate talents now.

“This is not right!!!!”

However, Elma, who was on the side, had a broken face at this time. She pointed to the ones that could be pulled out and shot without trial. The text, with a blank face, asked Zhou Li: “Is this the innate talent that a hero should have?” After the topic: “How many times can I draw this?”

“You can only draw once, three out of ten.” Subconsciously, Elma answered Zhou Li’s question, and then she suddenly realized that Zhou Li was in Changing the subject, before she could ask a question, Zhou Li had already pressed the draw button.

“Wow, Mr. hero is lucky.”

Attracted by the ten innate talents above, Elma said to Zhou Li in surprise: “He has a righteous heart. Righteous heart! This is an extremely rare soul innate talent, Mr. Zhou Li, you must choose it!”

righteous heart, unyielding soul, and reverent temperament.

Looking at the innate talents who had run through his entire life in these three previous lives, Zhou Li narrowed his eyes slightly, his brain was racing, and then, Zhou Li chose three of the three with Elma’s collapsed expression. innate talent.

“Trap Expert: Your use of traps is like Spiritual God.”

“Demolition Expert: Blast!”

“Animal Best Friends: Animals They are very friendly to you, and you can understand their language.”

“What’s the use of this!?!”

Elma fell to the ground, crying. Without tears, he said to Zhou Li: “How can you do a devil beast crusade? Except for trap experts, there is no innate talent that can increase battle strength.”

“Who said hero must crusade devil beast?” Zhou Li looked towards Elma strangely, very puzzled.

“Join the adventurer guild, make powerful teammates, then crusade the devil beast, get paid, increase your strength, and finally crusade the Demon King. Isn’t this supposed to be a hero?”

” oh?”

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, and then he walked silently to the door leading to the foreign world, then kicked it and entered a brand new world.

Elma stood on top of the boulder, looking at the boundless wilderness beneath her feet, cyan’s eyes filled with joy. Her right hand gently drew an arc in the air, a water mark appeared out of thin air, and began to fly around Elma like a butterfly. Although most of her bloodline power is related to speed, basic water communication is still very handy.

Zhou Li, who was beside him, ignored the village girl beside him. Instead, he slumped a piece of white paper on his knees, frowning and observing something. After a while, Elma, who was amused and somewhat bored, came over and looked towards the blank piece of paper.

“Huh?” Elma turned around and asked Zhou Li in surprise after looking at it for a while: “Where did you get the map?”

“It was torn off.” Zhou Li Without raising his head, Li took something from his waist and threw it to Elma. Elma took over the item, and the gilded characters “hero exclusive” proved its identity.

“Huh?!!!”

Elma raised her head in surprise, her voice raised a decibel involuntarily, “Didn’t you throw it away?!”

“How is that possible?” Zhou Li wrote and drew on the paper again and again, and replied with his head down: “How could I throw it away so quickly before draining its remaining value?”

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“But…” Looking at the huge footprints on the cover, Elma hesitantly washed the book containing the power of twelve gods with water, and then tried to open it. After I couldn’t open the book, I had a question on my face, “Don’t this book need to be activated with a spiritual source? Feed it spiritual power to activate it?”

“Huh.” Hear here , Zhou Li raised his head, sneered and took the book, looking at this plug-in that had been used throughout his hero career, Zhou Li said word by word: “Come on, sing a song to Lord.”

Under Elma’s terrified onlookers, hero exclusive opened himself after a moment of silence, then he tore off a page full of lyrics and threw it to Elma, and then collapsed in Zhou Li’s hands.

“He said he was the book, he had no mouth, and wanted you to sing.”

Zhou Li didn’t embarrass the book either. He stood up and took the white paper back into his pocket.

“Have you found your destination?”

Elma put her hands behind her back, leaned beside Zhou Li with a smile, and said to him with a little pride in her voice: “I know some places that are more suitable for novice heroes, do you want me to take you there?”

“Yoniu Village?”

Zhou Li’s expression froze on his face, Then Elma, who took a few steps back slowly, said without any turbulence: “There is only a brass-level weapon in that place, so there is no need.”

“Oh roar?” Hearing this, Elma felt She should show off her knowledge now, she cleared her throat, and said righteously: “This is not right, Mr. Hero, we are now divided according to the level of the law of magic spirit, and the two of us together only have Dark Iron. Another level of Rank is three hundred spiritual power values.”

Here, Elma added: “I am two hundred and ninety-nine, and you are one.”

Let’s put it together and designate quack to kill.

Looking at Elma with a proud face and a wrinkled nose, Zhou Li recalled that when they were about to fight Demon King, Elma with 300 spiritual power hooked up with 160,000 himself. He put his shoulders on his back, pointing to the rhetoric of the demon territory not far away. Thinking of this, Zhou Li chuckled lightly, and then slapped Elma directly from the dream of massacre.

“The monster in the Infested Land in that place is a brass bull monster, think about it.”

Zhou Li was guided by Elma in previous life Pit is enough. Reluctantly learned a few diving techniques from books, Zhou Li and Elma, who had achieved fifty ratings, came to Yagniu Village, thinking that there were only black iron and colorless monsters here. A kind-oriented, twelve-foot-long Ox Head Man kindly sent blessings to the two of them, almost letting them both live again.

Later, under Zhou Li’s investigation, they knew how to deal with Ox Head Man. Then there is the part-time job of the attractive spectacle to make money, buy the village sword, and the Ox Head Man was hacked to death by Zhou Li, who was swindled by the money but didn’t know it. Then, they were pleasantly surprised.

The entry for that good village sword is “only ox slaughter”.

Finally, Zhou Li sold the village good sword and the materials that were completely destroyed by the special effect of the village good sword, selling 1 silver in total.

The last statistical harvest, 0.

“Huh?” Elma opened her mouth slightly and said casually: “Forget it, we don’t seem to be able to beat a brass-level monster.”

“I really can’t go, But not because of the problem of a brass monster.” Zhou Li hung up the hero exclusive, then stood up, looked in one direction and started to move forward.

“There is only one brass monster in that place, and the income is too small.”

“Huh?!!!”

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“Mr hero, we are here to do What?”

Elma hid behind Zhou Li, she looked at the twisted twilight tree all around like a ghost-like, her voice trembling a little: “We.. we have no bronze together. The strength of the rank, why do you want to come to such a place?”

In this world, the level of strength is determined by the color of the soul of the transcender. Most of the soul colors of ordinary people are turbid and colorless, and after stepping into the transcender, they will evaluate their own strength with eight levels of “black iron, bronze, silver, gold, platinum, dazzling, holy, and divine gift”.

And in the Dusk Forest, even the mentally retarded goblins in the outermost circle have other powers of the bronze rank.

“I ask you, what are we missing now?”

Zhou Li didn’t answer directly, but asked Elma instead.

“Lack of a good weapon, good partner, lack of…a high-level cultivation method.”

Glancing at Zhou Li’s casually hanging around his waist Exclusive to hero, Elma lists these three things she feels are her top priorities. However, Zhou Li shook the head and said to her:

“Wrong, it’s all wrong. We only have one thing missing.”

Zhou Li took off the hero exclusive on his waist, After breaking it open, I tore off a page at random, and looked at the words “Goblin Language Proficiency” in the rays of light above, nodded with satisfaction.

“Lack of money.”

“Huh?”

Facing Elma, who was bewildered, Zhou Li patiently explained: “You don’t have to Knowing so much, you don’t have enough brains, so don’t think about it.”

“Oh oh.”

The unfathomable mystery is that, although Zhou Li has been quite abnormal since at first , All kinds of unpredictable actions made him look very strange, but Elma could not raise any doubts, on the contrary, she could always find a sense of peace in Zhou Li.

The two then gradually walked towards the east side of Dusk Forest. On the way, Elma came up with information about Dusk Forest.

Duskwood is said to be a forest, but it’s actually the bottom of a tower. The towers were built by ancient civilizations and contained the corroded well of spiritual power – azure. When the Azure Well was corrupted by demons, countless evil spirits and devil beasts were born in this land. The location of the Twilight Forest is the terminal where the magic power flowing in the entire Azure Well reaches. Since the magic power will be lost in the process of flowing, the devil beast of the Twilight Forest is not corroded to a deep degree, and most of them are preserved. the habit of life.

Because of this, Twilight Forest is known as “the best novice copy for continental people”, and it is an area that countless adventurers and free transcenders are fascinated by. However, this is not the case in the area east of Duskwood.

The reason is very simple. The main inhabitants of the east side of Dusk Forest are mentally retarded goblins.

That’s right, a dark iron rank monster with gray skin, short stature, grinning teeth, and a goblin.

No oil, no magic, no materials, no treasure. This monster is known as the old serf in the ruins of the tower, with nothing but a broken wooden stick in his hand. But this group of things has a very united custom, always going out in full force. This caused this group of things to be like a thick layer of dog skin plaster, purely disgusting.

Moreover, the most amazing thing for everyone is that the goblin race has a very strange setting, that is, the strongest, the lower the IQ. There was a famous saying on continent, “All the goblins in the world share half of their brains, and slimes use the other half”.

However, for the current Zhou Li, the path to his fortune lies with these diminutive monsters.

Zhou Li smiled as he looked at the approaching goblin group.

greedy’s laugh.

(End of this chapter)