This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-01-13

Chapter 5 Slime, Big Jelly

Guiguzi once said that he hated two kinds of people the most in his life.

The first is the traitor. Guiguzi believes that a strong fortress is often destroyed by the traitor first, and the presence of the traitor will also kill the fighting spirit of the friendly troops, and it is a creature that must be eradicated.

The person he hates second is the person who gets rid of his traitor.

Zhou Li appreciates this and learns and applies it. It can be said that he created the first great feat of developing the devil beast traitor in human history. What we firmly believe is that this is the first step taken by Zhou Li, a hero who has gradually revealed his true nature.

When Heishu Muddleheaded returned to his post, the fishing expert who was standing guard with him didn’t care about Heishu’s whereabouts. After all, devil beast’s instinct is uncontrollable, and the ghost knows if the black tree has found a secret place to fiddle with craftsmanship. As a fishing expert with an IQ comparable to a black tree, he believes that in the workplace, not reporting is a unique way of survival. So he just casually glanced at the black tree, and then continued to grind the leather on his body, preparing to go fishing in a nest in a few days.

By the way, his name is “fishing expert”. This is the name given to him by his father who was caught by the nightmare sandfish. For this name that has placed his father’s expectations, the fisherman cherishes it very much. But at the same time, he is also naturally not interested in anything.

Touched.

Thinking that in a few days, I can go to the turbulent river to catch fish for a day, the fisherman propped the wooden pole aside, and then he found a stone and lay down lazily. For him, the Goblin race has nothing to interest him. Besides fishing, his favorite is to fish at work.

Yes, the handicraft his father left him was fishing.

“Noon is the laziest time for fishing experts. During this time, he will not find out what I do.”

Heishu is not ready to develop offline, Instead, according to Zhou Li’s entrustment, he was going to be a lone hero and do it directly into a major event. He clearly remembered what Zhou Li said to him before he left.

“Heishu, remember, your wisdom is unique and unmatched, and you don’t need to develop any downline. Once more people know about this, it will increase your exposure risk. , so you have to be a loner.”

Heishu couldn’t help feeling warm when he thought of Boss’s exhortation before leaving, and his eyes full of sincere emotion. He held the wooden pole in his handshake, and his left hand drooped aside intentionally or unintentionally, covering his bulging pocket.

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“Why don’t you let it find other smart Let’s fight against the tyranny of the goblins together?”

In the woods, Elma sat obediently on a tree stump and looked at Zhou Li curiously and asked, “Doesn’t it mean that more people are more powerful?”

“Don’t be stupid.” Zhou Li snort disdainfully to Elma’s question, “You don’t think that this group of smart people are really smart, do you? Just the brain of a goblin, as long as one more person knows our plan, just There is an extra risk that they accidentally sing loudly when they go to the toilet.”

“Can the black tree succeed?” Zhou Li’s answer made her ask with some worry: “It just When I walked back, I whispered about the plan, what if he was exposed?”

“?”

A question mark appeared on Zhou Li’s forehead, and he pointed to Pointing to himself, he asked innocently, “What does that have to do with me?”

“What do they have to do with their own internal turmoil, what does it have to do with me, an ordinary passerby? Why, they are still going to the Silver Court to sue I can’t?”

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The Goblin Tribe Most of the houses are made of thatch glued with a kind of saliva from an insect. Apart from being unsightly, poor in practicality, hot in winter and hot in summer, and smelly, this kind of house has no fatal flaws. As the eastern entrance to Duskwood, which is divided equally by goblins and slimes, this kind of thatched hut can be seen everywhere throughout the plains.

At this time, a black tree with a wooden handle and a face smeared with mud struts through the thatched cottages. At this time, he was in high spirits, and his arrogant expression made the commoners and female goblins all around dare not come forward. After all, in this clan, those with weapons and arrogant faces are usually goblin hunters. This group of goblins have low IQs and are uncertain, so most people avoid them.

The goal of the black tree is nothing but a three-story thatched cottage on the middle plain of the turbulent river that runs through the east entrance. The outside of this thatched cottage is covered with black holy water excavated by goblins, and hung with various colored gems and jewels left by adventurers. This “palace” built downstream of the luxurious toilet is the residence of the king of the goblin tribe “Salebi”.

After crossing the bridge made of wooden planks, the black tree walked to the front of the palace. He looked at this luxurious “great hall”, took a deep breath, and walked towards the gate of the palace as if at home.

“gu lu wow! Lulu gu gu gu! (Stop! What are you doing?!)”

A tattered iron rod was in front of the black tree, and the body was The giant brother Brin, who was wearing cloth and had a grim face, stood in front of the black tree and asked with a bad expression: “Silva Latu! Is it stuck! (This is the palace, you scumbag!)”

“Your Majesty asked me to put this on his bed!”

Heishu knelt down on one knee, handed the blue ball around his waist to the big brother Brin, and said humbly: ” This is the pearl from the slime, the king is very happy, let me come back and put it on the bedside!”

The big brother Brin frowned, subconsciously felt something was wrong. He took the “Pearl Jade” and looked at it in detail for a moment.

No sharp edges! Safety!

After a full security check, the big brother Brin nodded, and then he gave the black tree a fiercely look. Black Tree sudden enlightenment on the spot, said flatteringly with a smile: “You come, you come, helping the king is not something we untouchables can do!”

“Galugalu (very good, very good) Okay.)” The big brother Brin said to Hei Shu with satisfaction, but Hei Shu did not leave, but moved forward and said:

“This thing, when the king comes back, you can use The torch will set him on fire, and there will be beautiful magic.”

After forcibly explaining a long list of words, the giant brother Brin looked at the black tree suspiciously, and then he took out the torch on the side, Light the fire and look closely for a moment.

No sharp blades, be safe!

The happy giant brother Brin kicked open the black tree and ran into the thatched hut happily. Looking at the huge back, Hei Shu smiled, then hid in a corner and waited.

Three hours later, accompanied by a roar like a pig, a large group of goblins ran into the tribe with blue soft glue on their heads in groups of three or four. Surrounded by a group of giant goblins, and one of them is even more heavyweight, a giant brother who holds a large lump of soft rubber under his armpit, and the flesh on his body trembles a few times with every step he takes. Lin staggered to his palace, making strange snoring noises.

When he saw this goblin, Black Tree was shocked. This mentally handicapped thing on its face is the mentally handicapped goblin who has oppressed their family for hundreds of years – Shalebi. He nervously looked at Shalebi, who was getting closer and closer to the house, his heart beating more and more intensely.

When Shalebi stepped into the house, the heart of the black tree was directly in his throat. He kept praying to the Boss, hoping that the giant brother Brin could act according to his plan. After a long time, Hei Shu even thought that his plan had failed. When everything was over, the big brother Brin, who had been conscientiously watching the gate, suddenly looked at all around, then he took out the torch and quietly pushed the sand away. Lebi’s door.

It’s done.

See here, the black tree sighed in relief. Then he walked to his post without looking back – the gate of the tribe.

The moment he sat at the gate with his back to the tribe. An explosion that roared like a heavenly thunder suddenly resounded through the sky, and the black tree did not look back, but just stared indifferently at the dark twilight forest in front of him, his face as usual.

The next second, Zhou Li, riding a blue slime’s furious horse in fresh clothes, burst out in the twilight forest and passed the black tree.

“Look at you, Boss.”

“Well done, Black Tree.”

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A day ago, Slime Territory.

Zhou Li, who established a very deep friendship with slime through his animal friend, and the king of slime agreed to cooperate, he happily gave a high five with the soft blue jelly, a game That’s how the plan for the goblins started.

The reason why Zhou Li was able to reach a consensus with the slime so quickly was that all slimes were strongly dissatisfied with the behavior of the goblin always pulling * to borrow paper on the slime’s head. Another very important point.

“Your excrement, that is, these soft glues, can make explosives.”

These can change shape freely, but because of their lazy nature, jellies are finding their own Something seems to be activated in their bodies when the excrement can make such a gorgeous bang. And Zhou Li immediately gave them the production method without the slightest hesitation, which made this group of pure-hearted jelly creatures feel very cordial and chose to unite with Zhou Li.

“Lululululululululululululu~~~”

Elma crouched in front of a chubby slime and extended the hand to touch it body, and then learned the slime gulu on the side for a long time.

“Bone tax-free protection at home?”

King Slime, who was chatting happily with Zhou Li, glanced at Elma and repeated Elma’s slime with some hesitation. “What is this female cuboid talking about?”

“Ignore her, she doesn’t speak aristocratic language.”

Zhou Li glanced at Elma, who was standing beside him. Goddess, who always likes to learn interracial gu gu lu lu, never tires of it, but he is too lazy to stop it. Then, after he confirmed the details of the plan with Slime again, a treacherous smile appeared on the face of one person and one jelly.

Few people know about it except Zhou Li.

Slimes are the race with the highest IQ among all dream beasts.

(End of this chapter)