This sand sculpture of heaven

Leaving the veins to go to school is like going to the grave, with his head lowered, he was about to step into the Qintian Courtyard, but was blocked by a man holding a white folding fan.

The man put the unfolded folding fan against his chest, so that people could clearly see the two big characters on the fan: Your Majesty.

After going to the heavenly court,

he simply and rudely identified his identity, but in the heavenly court, the emperors will go all over the place, and there are sleeping dragons and phoenixes, but his actions are clichéd, stupid and unknowing.

The man was dressed in a white robe, with handsome facial features, extremely fair skin, and dark green veins hidden under the white skin. At first glance, he looks more than handsome, but in fact, he lacks qi and blood, and he looks like a boy with kidney deficiency.

The man's eyebrows raised slightly, and his tone was playful: "Limai, I heard about you yesterday, do you want to consider me too?"

"What are you considering?!" Limai glared angrily, knowing that he couldn't spit ivory out of his dog's mouth.

The man's eyes were ambiguous and teasing, and after looking her up and down, he said: "What are you pretending, you are dissolute by nature, why don't you let me be your guest of the scene? "

The man raised the folding fan again, and covered his mouth and nose, as if to control his laughter, but his eyes were still looking at her lightly and nakedly, and he kept looking at her, waiting for what he wanted to hear.

This is the third well-dressed beast that Limai has encountered this morning, and after being framed by someone yesterday, her reputation in the heavenly realm has basically collapsed.

From Yuelao Pavilion to Qintian Courtyard, she walked on the road, and she could meet ambiguous conversations from men, which couldn't help but give her an illusion: Is she in Heavenly Court, or is she in the Fireworks Alley in the mortal world?

Heavenly Court has forbidden love for 120,000 years, and yesterday's one was a loophole in the laws of heaven. At this moment, the deviant has become an outlier, the female fairies spit on her, several male fairies want to scold her and want to sleep with her, and the days begin to suffer.

Who said that "the body is in the infernal, the heart is in the paradise"? The person who said this must not have been in the infernal hell, and she really wanted to slap him twice to make him reorganize his language!

Frowning slightly, she sneered: "Your Majesty, if you don't get out of the way, don't blame me for being polite!".

Your Majesty is a classmate of the Limai in the Qintian Academy, and was the emperor of the Tang Kingdom before ascending. The immortals also pay attention to politeness, so they don't call him by his name directly, but call him His Majesty to show respect, so he doesn't know what his full name is, it seems to be called Li or something.

This His Majesty has a great background, legend has it that he ascended to the throne by killing his brother, and as soon as he ascended the throne, he took his sister-in-law over, and selected a batch of draft girls to enter the palace every three years. He didn't know whose sign to turn over before he went to bed at night, so he invented a way to smear honey on the brand, and the first sign that the brown bear licked was the name of the person he wanted to spend the Spring Festival with.

It is not an exaggeration to say that His Majesty is a stallion, and he has had fifty-six sons and seventy-eight daughters. You must know that he ascended when he was thirty-eight years old, and if he stayed in the world until he was eighty-eight years old, he did not know what kind of contribution he would make to the great cause of human reproduction.

It is rumored in the mortal world that his penis is huge, so some people have built him a palace and temple to pray for his heirs. The old sisters-in-law, who had not been out for many years, knelt in front of his clay statue, clasped their hands together and prayed sincerely, and they prayed while looking at its crotch shyly, and secretly said, "I can't see anything, and I don't know if it's big or not!"

The most strange thing is that he seems to be a vegetarian, and he also has a good appreciation for men.

After His Majesty ascended, he was interested in Heavenly Court, so he signed up for Qintian Academy and wanted to be a reserve immortal official, but he was unhappy without a woman for a day, and it was a miracle that he could endure it for more than eight months. Looking at the eyes of the veins now, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are like wolves and tigers.

Limai didn't want to get used to him, so he pulled out the Qianyuan Mother Sword with a "bang", the sharp blade was on his neck, and he scolded angrily: "Get out of here, do you hear?"

The man sneered, expecting that he didn't dare to really do anything at the moment, so he took another step forward and said ambiguously: "Peony flowers are also merry to be ghosts, how good it is for us to be happy together." "

"You-" choked on the pulse, and the person was invincible, so that she couldn't scold for a while, even if she did, it was useless.

At this time, a passing Xuanxi figure quickly stepped forward, and a heavy punch hit him so that the blood mist burst out in his mouth, and he was so shocked that he looked seriously, the prince was already standing in front of him, and the well-dressed beast had fallen to the ground, spitting out a tooth and a trace of tearing expression.

The prince shook off the snow-colored dragon beard bangs, rubbed the joints on his hands, and said to her seriously: "If you encounter this kind of scum in the future, hit it directly, don't talk nonsense." "

Limai Chang exhaled, felt that it made sense, and replied, "Okay." "

"Hahahaha, you two are really! If there is an opportunity, we can exchange feelings with three people. "

The

first two sentences are for Limai, and the last sentence is for the prince.

His Majesty choked on a wisp of bright red blood, his eyes were red and mad, and then he bowed his head, stretched out his pale hand and picked up the white folding fan, and stood up with some staggering.

Your Majesty is nothing more than a wise man, but his private life makes people dare not compliment, how can such a handsome and evil person appear in the Heavenly Court? Hey, the threshold of the Heavenly Court is getting lower and lower.

The prince also wanted to use his fists to make him remember for a long time, but he was stopped by Limai, "Silence is the highest level of contempt, and this contempt is tantamount to Ling Chi. Let's go. "

Entering the seat and sitting down, Limai rubbed her eyebrows, and she glanced at Su Liangyu casually.

I saw Su Liangyu with one leg on the table, and a book on the table, she read the book very seriously.

Limai looked at the cover of the book she was reading, and on the blue background were a few large black letters: On the postpartum care of sows.

Limai remembered that Qintianyuan had never issued such a book, and presumably "On the Postpartum Care of Sows" was Su Liangyu's personal interest reading.

She admired Su Liangyu a little, there were a total of thirty students in the entire Qintian Academy, and she was the most calm and relaxed in her studies, or the most careless.

Suddenly, Su Liangyu on the side came over with a sideways face and said mysteriously: "Limai, do you know what the four famous scenes of the heavenly realm are?"

Limai continued to rub his eyebrows, lacking interest, and said lightly: "I haven't heard of it." "

Su Liangyu came sideways, smiled slightly, and said, "What came out yesterday were the blood in the coffin, the flower rain in Yaochi, the mystery of the study and the broken bridge of the Tianhe. "

Limai listened to the heart tightly, the last two are about themselves, and they were arranged so quickly, it can be seen that the immortals are really interested in strange things.

The first two are also very easy to understand, respectively, her father killed himself in the fairy coffin forest, and there is a Fei fairy who danced for the first time on the Yao Pond to amaze the immortals.

However, something is not right.

Limai Fox said suspiciously: "The god of war killed himself 120,000 years ago, and the average lifespan of the gods is 65,000 years old, how do you know that it is a famous scene?"

Su Liangyu chuckled: "You don't understand this, right? The three major ones are not as good as the four big ones, in order to make up for the four majors, everyone made up for the scene of the second generation of the god of war killing himself, which improved the popularity." "

Popularity...... The corners of his mouth twitched, and the thought of catching rape should be passed on by word of mouth? The immortals are too boring, and they don't have to arrange other people's troubles, and they are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, which is really a bad taste!

Su Liangyu, who was nervous over there, suddenly changed his words, waved his hands, and said hurriedly: "However, I don't look down on you, on the contrary, I think you dare to sleep with the prince, you are really brave." "

After finishing speaking, Su Liangyu gave a thumbs up and threw a wink at Limai with a smile. This made Limai feel a chill in her heart, she really couldn't agree with the aesthetic standards of the Rakshasa Kingdom, and Su Liangyu, who had a big waist and thick waist, and apologetic facial features, threw flattering eyes at herself...... This glamorous blessing, whoever loves it will suffer it!

However, the cultivation of the veins was excellent, and he did not show contempt for Su Liangyu's appearance.

She raised her head and asked Cang Tian speechlessly, and then patiently explained: "This is a misunderstanding, I don't have that kind of relationship with the prince!".

"Limai, I suggest you change someone here, the prince is not suitable for you. Su Liangyu is addicted to flattery, and she keeps throwing and throwing, which makes people suspect that she has muscle spasms.

Ay...... Since everyone thinks that the explanation is a cover-up, then the truth of the facts has become secondary, not to mention that Su Liangyu also suggested that she change people with divergent thinking, what kind of trouble do you want to make?

After a while, Ao Ji looked sad and said slowly to Limai: "Limai, I believe in you." "

Limai's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said in his heart: Finally someone is sensible!

However, Ao Ji's next sentence made her feel like she fell into an ice cave, "But if you really have that need in the future, can you give priority to me? After all, I am the one who really loves you." "

The word "but" is

particularly interesting, just listen to the words in front of "but", the key is that the sentence after "but" is generally not a good word. I have to admire the wisdom of this human and immortal.

Limai's eyes rolled and Ao Ji said this sincerely, but what did he point to, is he the fourth well-dressed beast she met this morning

?

I want to

have a lotus flower on my tongue, and I want to find a crack in the ground to get into, hey, ......

The prince over there had been staring at Limai with burning eyes, and when he heard Ao Ji say it so explicitly, he had already greeted his ancestor in his heart. He said in his heart: As I said, what I can't get, others can't even think of it! Although the pulse is not a thing...... Fuck, who invented the word "thing" and how can it be so hard to grasp!

He lifted his dark robe, got up, strode over, his white and bony slender fingers knocked on her table, and ordered in a tone: "Go to the psychic array, the mantra is eight eight." "

The students all looked at each other and examined the intimacy of the two of them, and the result was: they are indeed very close, these two people are very powerful, they are obviously skin-to-skin but there is no affection, is this to defy the rules of heaven? If only I had a confidante or a confidante ......

blue

She was stunned for a moment, then raised her autumn eyes, and found that he had strode back to his place. She shook her head, smiled wryly, put her fingers together at her temples, and silently recited the phrase "eight eights".

For a long time, there was no response, and her eight-point immortal consciousness remained in place.

After thinking about it, Xu was wrong in the formula, and she put her fingers together against her temples, like a second fool, and silently recited "Eight Eight Eight Eight Eight" in her mouth.

Entering the void space, the prince was already standing there, he heard the sound of Limai's breathing, swirled his body, his facial features were handsome with a slight anger, his thin lips were sexy, and he opened at this time and said: "Limai, you have to be firm to deal with those prodigal sons, otherwise they will still harass you." "

Limai Xindao: Are you teaching me to do things? I refused, what else do you want?

"Are you accusing me? It's all my reason for being harassed, not that they want to reflect on themselves?Who told me last night not to fall into the vicious circle of victim guilt?"

"That's not what I meant—" He stepped forward to speak, only to be interrupted.

"Then what do you mean, are you going to come and slut me?" she was a little out of control, her chest fell violently, and her little snow-white hands were on her eyebrows, pacing back and forth a few steps.

The word "slut-shaming" shocked him, and his royal blue eyes reflected her as she was almost broken. He didn't move, he didn't say a word, he just looked at her, what the hell was going on? He had never seen her like this, and he wanted to cry and laugh, as if he was going to harm himself in the next second.

"Tell me, what's going on?" he lowered his tone and softened his gaze.

She let out a long breath, her anger could not be extinguished, and said, "Do you know? You are the crown prince, and others will only say that you are suave. And they will tease me, laugh at me, spy on me, spit on me, and roast me on the fire!"

She turned her back and covered her face with her snow-white hands. Her words were like a bolt from the blue for him, he was designed to "catch rape" last night, and he was only reprimanded by his father and mother, but he didn't expect her to be under so much pressure.

He stood behind and watched her, her head bowed, her hands still covering her face, trembling all over, her figure so thin in the well-lit void. She used to be a vegetable and a fun-loving person, but now that her mana has improved, she has endured unjustified disasters.

This time, he was

involved by himself again, and his reputation was damaged, which made him feel guilty.

He suddenly felt a sour feeling in his heart, and then strode forward, broke her body, couldn't help but hold it in his arms, let her head against his chin, and coaxed: "Shh, it's my fault, you hit me, scold me, don't cry secretly, okay?"

In the next second, he paid for what he had just said.

She just didn't have a brain, but she actually remembered it, only to see her pink fist slamming his arm, and there was no sign of stopping.

But he still thinks that if she plays well, at least she doesn't tremble anymore.

She was much more emotionally stable, clinging to his firm and warm chest, and she could feel his heartbeat, so regular and powerful, and the faint ambergris that hit her nose.

It's really strange, she is a little reluctant to leave such an embrace, rather than facing the terrible words outside, it is better to stay here quietly, just ask for time to flow slowly, and then ...... slowly

At this thought, she withdrew her fist and raised her watery eyes to look at her, just in front of his eyes. His eyes were blue, with the depth of the sea, and the tails of Danfeng's eyes were slightly hooked up, with a rushing nobility.

Blue eyes, snow skin, black clothes, handsome facial features, with a bright and open royal luxury on weekdays. Now his face was in front of her, and a strange feeling was churning in her heart.

I

hadn't noticed him so good-looking before, and I can't get enough of him now.

The

two of them stared at each other for a long time, then he hung his head, tossed and turned, and kissed her gorgeous and plump lips coldly.