Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

Smoker’s face darkened and he said: “Lin Hai, originally I thought you were a scholar, but I didn’t expect you to be a vicious pirate with a bounty of 300 million beli. Today, even if I risk my life, I will kill you Stop here.”

Dasqi also pulled out his sword and pointed it at Luffy and his group and said, “I will also bet on the name of the navy to stop you here.”

Damn, I got a little carried away just now.

Lin Hai quickly adjusted his hair, then put on a compassionate expression and said, “How could you do this to me? Do you know why I have such a high reward?”

“Why?” X5

Lin Hai looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, shed a drop of sincere tears, and then said slowly: “Last year, it was an autumn evening, the wind was beautiful and the sun was bright, and a breeze blew by from time to time, just like mother’s gentle love. The embrace is really nostalgic…”

“Ding, congratulations to the host for completing a coquettish operation, and the host will be rewarded with an improvement in physical fitness…”

Smoker’s face darkened and he said angrily: “Let’s get to the point!!”

“Ahem, I was just exaggerating the atmosphere.” Lin Hai waved his hands awkwardly and continued: “That evening, I was helping a retired navy man with handicapped legs and feet to cross the street. You don’t know that there was another person in his family who was sick in bed. His mother, his wife ran away again, and there are still several children at home who are waiting to be fed, and he…”

“Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the three-hit coquettish operation and improving his physique by one level…”

Dusky on the side felt that this sentence was so familiar, while Luffy and Sanji were already in tears and said sadly: “He is so pitiful, wuwuwu…”

Smoker pulled out his cross finger and pointed at Lin Hai and said, “You bastard, what do you want to say?”

“Ahem…” Lin Hai quickly explained: “When I helped him cross the road, I didn’t expect to bump into a Tianlong who was passing by. Seeing that we didn’t kneel down to greet him, the Tianlong with a runny nose actually stood on the spot. Draw your gun and kill us.

Ants are greedy for life, let alone us? Of course I would not sit still and wait for death, so I slapped him in the face. Who knew that guy was so careless that he fainted. So he set such a high reward for me.

Smoker, what crime have I committed? This is so inexplicably defined as a sinner. Why should a young man like me, who is full of justice, have to endure pain that should not be endured at this age?

If it is a crime to help a retired navy man who is inconvenient to cross the road and prevent him from being hurt, then just arrest me. I won’t resist! ”

“Ding, the host’s operation dodges the waist of Feng Sao System. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the high-level use of Space Slash. It will no longer cool down…”

Wuhu, take off…

“Wuwuwu…” At this time, after listening to Lin Hai’s touching speech, Dasqi stepped forward and said to Smoker: “He, he is so pitiful, wuwuwu… ”

Zoro remained silent on the side, while Sanji and Luffy wiped Lin Hai’s body with tears and snot.

“Woooooo… I didn’t expect you, Lin Hai, to have such a past. It’s so touching…”

“Woo woo woo… Lin Hai, it turns out you are such a great person, you guy, you guy… woo wow wow…”

Looking at Luffy and Sanji, Lin Hai wanted to kick each of them. Lin Hai couldn’t bear it anymore and slapped Luffy and Sanji away. He said angrily: “You are so dirty. Please stop it, you two.” asshole!”

Smoker, who was on the side, was silent for a while, and finally said: “What you said is still up for debate. You can follow me to the naval base first. If things are really as you said…”

Damn, Smoker is a bull, right?

Lin Hai didn’t want to talk nonsense to him anymore. He had already said that, but he still didn’t believe it.

Is it easy for him, Lin Hai, to finally make up such a story?

“Space field, armed color hardening…”

Lin Hai appeared next to Smoker in an instant, grabbed Dusqi and Smoker, and threw them directly towards Smoker’s office.

Everything happened so fast, like a tornado.

When Luffy and Sanji were still excited, Zoro asked doubtfully: “Huh? Where are the two marines?”

Lin Hai exhaled two breaths from his nostrils, and then replied: “You have been abandoned by me, do you still want to sail? You are still crying, run away quickly, if that annoying Smolka catches up, we can’t even think about it. gone……”

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In Smoker’s office, Dusky landed safely, and Smoker’s brain

The bag is inserted in the closet next to it.

At this time, Dasqi was confused. Where is this? In the end what happened?

After a long time, Smoker finally pulled out his head. After lighting up a cigarette, Smoker said with a gloomy face: “Dasiqi, are you going to the Grand Line with me? This damn Straw Hat Gang actually… It is an unforgivable crime to dare to make fun of the navy…”

Dasqi said weakly: “What if what he said is true?”

Smoker said angrily: “Even if it’s true, based on his behavior just now, I have to teach him a lesson!”

“Wait a minute.” Dasqi quickly grabbed Smoka and reminded him: “How did we get back here just now? If we meet them again, it seems that we are no match for them.”

Smoker said angrily: “Dasqi, just because we can’t defeat our opponents, we shrink back and don’t dare to chase them, then what kind of navy are we?”

Dusky stood up straight and replied: “I will go to the Grand Line with you and arrest the Straw Hats…”

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Drago, who was observing Luffy’s group in the dark, thought they had nothing to do with Smokea, who already possessed the natural devil fruit, and wanted to help them, but was almost confused by Lin Hai’s operation.

Dorag, who was standing on the roof facing the wind, suddenly turned red. If what Lin Hai said just now was a lie, then wouldn’t the anger he aroused become a joke?

In the end, Dorag shook his head, laughed and whispered softly: “Go, children, if this is your pursuit, then just gallop on the sea…

People’s dreams will never end? It’s a bit interesting, but considering the situation, let me help you too…”

As soon as I finished speaking, huge winds suddenly blew in several streets of Rogge Town…

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