Transformed into twin actresses, dedicated to entertainment

At this time, Yu Min, Tao Qian and others finished lunch and were logging on to the starry sky network and preparing to give a good review to “The Wandering Earth”, when they saw Xiaodan’s film review.

The two looked up.

Xiaodan’s film review opened with people’s appetite.

“Although from my years of reading films, the heads of beautiful Chinese people can never imagine that when they encounter the crisis of extinction, they hug the earth and run together.

This unique feeling of home and country, looking at the world, Huaxia Kingdom is also unique.

Husbands are powerful in being able to use this feeling in science fiction, which is unique in science fiction in the world. ”

When Yu Min and Tao Qian saw this, they looked at each other and smiled heartily.

The talent of the Chinese people comes with the talent of “farming”.

Love the earth deeply.

No matter where you go or where you are, as long as you have the opportunity and the land to grow something, you will never let it go.

It’s no exaggeration to call it a “farming maniac”.

Then, look down and continue looking.

“But we can boldly assume what it would be like if Hollywood were to film the wandering earth…

Next, don’t blink, let’s see how “The Wandering Earth” becomes American culture and exports popcorn in seconds. ”

“First of all, the male protagonist of the protagonist must be white, the background does not need to be thought about, it must be a veteran, and it is either a Navy SEAL, or Delta Special Forces, and the last thing must be a captain.

As for the reasons for discharge… It must have been an accident in an operation, and in the end, 583 made a mistake in his judgment, resulting in the entire squad surviving only himself, and then, due to excessive mental pressure, he was forced to retire from the army. ”

Yu Min and Tao Qianqian gradually became strange.

It’s so familiar.

recalled a few Hollywood cool movies, it seems that this is really such a routine.

Even “Star Wars” is no exception, but the veteran was changed to a retired captain, because of a mission, the fleet he led entered an unexplored planet, and then because of the captain’s decision to rush in, encountered an ambush by the enemy…

Only the captain and a few men survived the entire fleet.

“The male protagonist also has to have some post-war trauma, such as gunshot hallucinations, occasional mental trances and so on. His wife must have left him because of this, and then this former hero was abandoned, found a poor backcountry, and secretly did the most basic work, where Hollywood screenwriters have a 50% probability that they will choose a car mechanic career for the male protagonist. ”

Yu Min: “…”

Tao Qian: “…”

The face is even more strange, they really want to ask Xiaodan, is this really copied according to the plot of “Star Wars”?

What a coincidence.

In “Star Wars”, after the captain retired, he went to a remote planet to live in seclusion.

It seems that the starry sky conquest and the expansion of the Blue Star civilization in the universe have nothing to do with him.

He is no longer a space hero, but an ordinary person who deeply repents for his mistakes.

Of course, his job is much higher than that of a car mechanic, he is a spaceship mechanic.

“But what’s the difference with that?” Yu Min was stunned for a moment.

If you think about it, isn’t this just changing the world background from the earth to the universe?

It can be seen that in Xiaodan’s hypothesis, the previous content is just the background.

Followed by.

Feature film begins.

“Soon after, a government official with the appearance of an agent came to the door, flickered, and said to the male protagonist that there is now a mission deep into space, if you can’t do it, if you don’t go, the earth will be finished.”

The male protagonist will definitely not agree at the beginning, the earth is finished and my wool matter?

Then, this agent has to be worth, and say to the male protagonist Have you forgotten what Old Mike said to you?

This old Mike must be the male protagonist’s comrade-in-arms and friend.

Another good memory flashback, the male protagonist can only agree in the end.

Then, there was a transition.

The agent took the male protagonist to see the space mission team he formed to rescue the earth.

The first is black, hip-hop funny and responsible, and has a good relationship with the male protagonist.

The second, Asian, wears glasses, is taciturn, a technical genius, but in movies, often just a tool man.

The third is the blonde beauty of the White Left Virgin, who is mainly responsible for the responsibility of appearance and the export of American values.

Another dragon set of any skin color, gentle, kind, loyal and honest, and can not take out the photos of his wife and children to show you. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

In this way, the protagonist group is considered to be together. ”

At this moment, Yu Min and Tao Qian (Cedj) no longer wanted to say anything.

Anyway, there is a feeling that Hollywood blockbusters have been spent for nothing.

This plot is in many blockbusters.

Immediately afterwards, the protagonist group began to carry out the mission. During this period, there will definitely be a crisis, and pig teammates prefer hairy bears, such as Maozi when repairing the planetary engine, accidentally causing the engine to be damaged, causing the Earth to lose thrust and about to be captured by Jupiter.

You want to ask the Chinese people? Huaxia people are cheap labor, just a shot of building an engine for a few Huaxia people. ”

“Then the picture turned, the coalition government was meeting, the president of the beautiful country held great power, but the president and his staff must be mentally retarded, a group of global elites tied together, but the IQ is not as high as the male protagonist alone, a mouth must be a bad idea.”

“Later, the protagonist group will find out that the president of the beautiful country is trying to abandon humans and the earth, and secretly carries out the spaceship plan.”

“The male protagonist doesn’t know why, that is, he has the authority to directly call the president, and then question why he did this, but found that the president didn’t know that it was his staff who bypassed the president and secretly carried out the plan.”

“In order to save the earth, even if the male protagonist does not understand neither astroscience nor physics, he still slapped his brain and came up with a shocking plan – to detonate Jupiter! Then, all the members were shocked and controverted, but in the end, they were all persuaded by the male protagonist’s speech. ”

“The blacks in the protagonist group are usually greedy and afraid of death, but in order to save the life of the male protagonist, they died heroically. The Asian genius was still banging on the computer, and after a series of quick keyboard operations that ordinary people could not understand, he came to the conclusion that the probability of success of detonating Jupiter was less than 1% and would never be completed. The blonde Virgin found that she had developed love for the male protagonist, and she was reluctant to say goodbye to the male protagonist. ”

“As for the dragon set that does not have much sense of existence, at this time, it must have been sacrificed a long time ago.”

“Finally, the big climax came, the male protagonist tricked everyone into the escape pod, and then drove the space station towards Jupiter. At the same time, on the ground, his ex-wife watched this scene in tears. ”

In the end, the male protagonist disappeared into the explosion and the earth crisis was lifted. In the escape pod, the atmosphere was sad, and just when the team members were sad, they remembered the male protagonist’s joking voice: “Are you going to cry so ugly at my funeral?” “。 Then all the members cried with joy, returned to Earth, the male protagonist accepted the presidential award, and finally lived a life without shame and irritability with the Blonde Madonna. ”

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After Yu Min and Tao Qian read it, they couldn’t come back to their senses for a long time.

They feel something wrong, but they feel it’s all right!

“How do I feel that watching this film review is like watching a Hollywood movie?” Yu Min murmured.

Tao Qian nodded with deep empathy: “Me too.” ”

What’s even more outrageous is that this film review is clearly talking about the adaptation of “The Wandering Earth”, without mentioning half a word of “Star Wars”, but “Star Wars” is everywhere.

Half in the bag..
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