Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

"Rough!" After realizing the identity of the little gray mouse in front of him, Bai Song's whole body suddenly became numb.

When I saw the huge shadow just now, I thought it was a tall and mighty servant summoned, but it turned out that the shadow was quite big, but it was only a little short.

Moreover, the servant he wanted to summon was so strong that it exploded and was fearless.

The result...that's it?

Bai Song couldn't help but want to scold the panel. What he wanted was a servant who was strong in explosions. This was a description of being so strong that it would explode, not that he wanted a servant who was strong in explosions. Hey!

Even Bai Song felt that this panel was artificially retarded.

Also, how come Taifei, a mere rat, has anything to do with being ‘fearless’? !

“Oui,monsieur,jem’appelleTiffy,est-cequevousprenezdesenfants…non,est-cequevousprenezdeschevalierscommemoi,mature?”

(Yes sir, my name is Taffy, do you take in child labor... No, do you take in a mature knight like me?)

[I’m too lazy to find Newbing to translate French, so I won’t post in French anymore, just do it]

Listening to a lot of jabbering French, Bai Song felt that his CPU was about to burn out. He could understand the body language of Tom and Jerry, but he really couldn't understand a word of this long string of French.

Oh no, he could still understand the little one saying 'Taffy' again.

Bai Song couldn't help but facepalm, he had promised that the entire multiverse would speak Chinese.

So Bai Song continued to ask in Chinese, "Can you speak Chinese?"

When Bai Song asked him if he could speak Chinese, he thought to himself, how could a French rat know Chinese? So Teifei shook her head decisively and responded at the same time.

"Chinese? No, I don't know Chinese. (Jili Guala in French)"

Seeing another string of French words blurting out of Taifei's mouth, Bai Song waved his hands repeatedly, "Okay, stop talking, I have a headache."

Listening to Taifei talking, Bai Song felt like he was listening to Tang Monk reciting sutras. He didn't know why, but he just felt a headache.

After saying this, Bai Song took a few steps back.

But when Taifei saw her, she got even closer and walked towards Bai Song with small steps.

Bai Song was shocked and quickly waved his hand to stop him, "Don't come over!!!"

Chapter 301 Taifei, the perfect servant!

There are three types of people Bai Song hates the most. One is people who prostitute themselves for free, and the second is people who don't let him have sex for free.

The third type is people who are more yuppy than verbose.

It's better to say that he hates people who talk a lot, especially people like Teife who talk a lot and can't understand a word of it.

Even at this time, Bai Song imagined Taifei as the Tang Monk who talked about Journey to the West.

However, Taifei obviously didn't have this understanding of herself. When she heard Bai Song say, "Don't come over," she took small steps closer to Bai Song.

Perhaps, this is the so-called Shushu who can't 'read the air'.

As Taifei moved closer to Bai Song, the smoke that could not be blown away immediately dissipated due to the loss of 'Taifei' that needed to be covered.

In just the blink of an eye, the smoke, which was originally as thick as dozens of smoke bombs, disappeared without a trace, as if there had never been that kind of smoke here.

After the smoke dissipated, a small flashlight that could only be used by mice appeared in the center of the summoning place.

At this time, the flashlight was still shining, and it was even a little dazzling to look at it.

When he saw the shining flashlight, Bai Song immediately understood why a 4-meter-tall 'giant' appeared after the previous 'bang' sound.

Together, this was the sound of Teffy turning on the flashlight, and then shining it on herself from behind, projecting the shadow of a Gundam.

After realizing that it was Taifei who was playing a scam, Bai Song rubbed his brow and shouted numbly, "Jerry!"

As expected, it’s best to leave Shushu’s matter to Shushu.

Jerry, who is also a rat, must be able to understand what Taffy is saying and translate it into body language for himself.

But this is somewhat strange. Although Teffy likes to talk, I can't understand it. Jerry doesn't really want to talk at all, but I can easily understand Jerry's intention through Jerry's body language.

This can't help but make Bai Song ponder, which link is the problem?

Here, when he heard his master calling him, Jerry, who had already stopped modifying the cat, mouse and dog chariot and had been watching, heard this.

He casually dropped the mini gadget in his hand, quickly ran between Bai Song and Taifei, faced Taifei's direction, put the backs of his hands on his waist, and looked at Taifei with an unhappy look on his face.

At this time, Jerry seemed to be a strict parent.

Seeing Jerry suddenly appearing in front of her, Teife was shocked. She quickly leaned back and kicked her legs on the ground in an attempt to stop her body movements.

But... Newton was rarely ignored at this time. Taffy failed to stop the car at all, and his feet slid in the direction of Jerry as if they were smeared with butter.

Soon, Taffy was about to arrive in front of Jerry quite smoothly.

Teffy decisively turned her back to Jerry, closed her eyes, and tried to run towards the place where she appeared after being summoned.

However, Teifei has forgotten that according to the law of cat and mouse, any attempt to get wet in a critical moment will inevitably lead to a situation where the vehicle will skid for three or even two seconds!

‘I would call it the third law of Tom and Jerry. ’ Bai Song silently complained in his heart while watching from the side.

Jerry, on the other hand, continued to maintain his posture with his hands on his hips, as if he had no intention of taking action.

Thanks to Jerry's failure to take action in time, Taffy successfully passed the two or three seconds of the 'Third Sliding Law of Tom and Jerry' and was finally moving into the distance!

However, at the moment Taffy was about to move, Jerry... took action!

To be more precise, he took action at this moment, directly stepping on Taffy's tail that was shaking restlessly, causing him to run forward with all his strength in small steps, but without any movement at all. Ding moved slightly.

However, Taffy Mouse had no awareness of the fact that he had not moved at all. Instead, he continued to flee forward.

Taffy and Taffy's tails seemed to be two completely different creatures.

Bai Song, who was still eating melon, looked at this situation and continued to complain in his heart, "What a fearless person." ’

Jerry couldn't help but tilt his head when he saw that Teffy still didn't realize that his tail was being stepped on, and finally chose to take action.

He stretched out his hand and directly grabbed the back of Taifei's extremely conspicuous diaper, and easily lifted Taifei up.

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After being lifted up, Taifei continued to run in the air for a few seconds, and finally realized something was wrong. He opened his eyes and looked down, only to realize that he was no longer running on the ground.

When he turned around, he realized that he was being lifted up in the air by Jerry's diaper.

Seeing this, Taifei smiled decisively and sweetly, pretending that nothing happened just now, "Oh, hello, my Uncle Jerry. (Jiliguala French)"

Hearing this completely incomprehensible passage, even though Jerry didn't understand it, he still knew that Teffy probably wouldn't be able to open up anymore.

So Jerry casually placed Taffy on the ground.

?No rat knows Taffy better than it!

After landing, Taffy quickly turned around to face Jerry, put his hands behind his back, and looked at Jerry with a smile on his face, "Oh, you are so kind, my Jerry Rat! (Jittery French)"

Hearing this, although he still maintained an unhappy expression, he continued to put his hands on his hips.

But Jerry still nodded, expressing considerable approval for Taffy's behavior of not running away.

Of course, this does not mean that it understood what Taffy was saying. In fact, it did not understand a single word in the words Taffy said. But just by looking at his expression, Jerry knew that Taffy Fei definitely won't mess around.

At this time, Tom, who was standing far away eating melon and watching a show, saw this scene and smiled in confusion.

From this angle, you can perfectly see what kind of chores Taffy is doing with his little hands behind his back. Tom can only comment on this, his little hands are not very clean.

Jerry and Bai Song, who was standing behind Jerry, had no way of seeing what Taifei was doing with his hands behind his back.

I saw Taifei methodically taking out a firecracker the size of Taifei's palm from his diaper, and then took out a gift box.

After taking out the gift box, Taifei lit the firecracker and put it into the gift box, tying it up perfectly.

After completing this series of actions, Taffy kept a sweet smile and handed the gift box to Jerry.

Seeing Taffy's action, Jerry was flattered and pointed at himself with a surprised look on his face, wanting to ask, 'Is this for me? ! ’

Seeing this, Taifei nodded with a sweet smile.

Chapter 302 Taffy rebelled!!!

Taifei smiled sweetly and nodded, and said to Jerry, "This is my gift to you, my dear Uncle Jerry! (Jiliguala French)"

Hearing this, or more accurately seeing Taffy smiling and nodding, Jerry felt even more flattered.

Although Jerry couldn't understand what nonsense Teffy was talking about, judging from Teffy's actions, this was a proper complaint in virtue!

In fact, he felt very guilty for his harsh attitude towards Taifei just now.

Jerry even wanted to give himself a big mouth at this moment when he treated such an outstanding little mouse like this, thinking that he, an anal genius, was really not a human being!

Although he was blaming himself in his heart, Jerry did not apologize to Teffy verbally.

Firstly, this will greatly damage one's authority as a parent, and secondly, one does not like to talk very much.

But at this time Jerry's expression had changed from the serious look just now to a smile on his face, thinking to himself, 'Boys can be taught! ’

Obviously, I even wanted to slap its butt just now, but it was so cute and handed me a gift.

Filial piety, so filial piety!

Although he didn't say anything verbally, Jerry had a full smile on his face and patted Taffy's little head with his hand to praise Taffy's behavior at this time.

After completing this set of actions, Jerry took the gift from Taffy solemnly with both hands and was immediately ready to unbox it.

But at this time, Tom had no intention of reminding Jerry.

Not only did he have no intention of reminding Jerry, Tom even leaned against the wall at this time, leaning his right leg on his left leg, standing on one leg with his left leg, looking at Jerry with a happy face.

His old enemy is in trouble, and it's too late for Tom to be happy, reminder? nonexistent!

At this time, Tom just wanted to happily watch Jerry being embarrassed.

In fact, Tom had already put two earplugs in his ears to ensure that his ears would not be shocked later.

While Tom put on the earplugs, Jerry had already begun to open the gift box with a happy face.

The movements were very gentle, for fear of damaging the gift box in which the gift was wrapped, otherwise it would be a waste of Taifei's filial piety.

However, what Jerry didn't notice was that after handing the gift box to Jerry, Teffy, who was feeling bad inside, put her hands behind her back and continued to maintain a sweet smile, slowly taking several steps back.

After being about ten steps away from Jerry, Taffy slowly blocked her ears with the index fingers of her hands behind her back.

Although Jerry's movements were very gentle, the strap of the gift box was quickly removed by Jerry.

After removing the straps that bound the gift box, Jerry continued to smile happily and took off the lid of the gift box, looking into the dark interior of the gift box.

Jerry didn't even see where the gift was at first, so he resolutely put his head into the gift box.

However, the next moment...

"BOOM!!!"

The moment Jerry put his head into the gift box, the entire gift box exploded. The explosion range was very large, and it was only three steps away from Taffy, who had retreated ten steps.

Teifei's wave could be said to have perfectly grasped the scope of the explosion.

The violent explosion came and went quickly. In an instant, the flames of the explosion completely disappeared in front of everyone... and all the animals.

Disappearing with the flames of the explosion, there was also the gift box in Jerry's hand. Because the box was very fragile, it had been shattered by the explosion. Only the strongest Jerry was still intact...right?

At this time, Jerry was still holding the box with both hands and looking into the box with his head.

After the explosion, Jerry finally raised his head, and you could see that Jerry's entire head was blown into pure black, and his mouth was blown into a sausage mouth.

Keeping the posture of holding the box, Jerry looked forward and blinked twice, then anger suddenly burned in his heart!

Without giving Jerry the slightest chance to retaliate, Taffy ran away after the explosion.

And since it was not an emergency escape, the 'Third Sliding Law of Tom and Jerry' did not apply to Taffy this time, and it ran away smoothly.

Jerry shook his head, and the traces of being blasted on his face instantly disappeared without a trace.

If it were a passerby who didn't see the whole process, he wouldn't even realize that Jerry's face had just been pierced by a bomb.

No, it should be said that Jerry's face passed through the bomb. After all, it was Jerry who put his face in front of the bomb himself.

Looking at Taffy who was running away, Jerry, filled with anger, pulled out a "September Wolf" brand belt from his back and sprinted in the direction of Taffy's escape.

If it didn't make Teffy's little butt flash like a red light this time, then Jerry wouldn't be called a "windmill" today!

"Damn! You're really fearless..." After witnessing what just happened, Bai Song looked at Taifei who was licking her hair and rubbed his ears.