Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

I remember back then, when we were armed with iron and steel, we would tear apart little bastards like devils!

His fists of benevolence and righteousness have long been hungry and thirsty. The left fist of benevolence means tearing a person in half, and the right fist of benevolence means splitting a person into two pieces from the middle with a hand knife.

After staring at Bai Song for two seconds, Confucius finally withdrew his gaze and said in his heart, "That's a good explanation. Don't explain it next time. Let me do it." ’

‘What, did I say something wrong somewhere? ’ Recalling the way Confucius glared at him just now, Bai Song suddenly shuddered.

If you compare it to an analogy, it feels like your hands are hung from the ceiling by a rope, your feet are tied and pulled forward, and your whole body is hung in the air in an L shape, and then there is a rope below. The meter-long steel nails are really aimed at your skin.

Do you feel that this analogy is far-fetched? It's just far-fetched, Bai Song used it as a metaphor.

Because he really couldn't associate that look with Pi Yanzi, Bai Song decisively went around in a big circle, and finally succeeded in detouring to his favorite metaphor of Pi Yanzi.

‘It must be... Confucius thinks that my explanation is very good. Otherwise, with his violent temper, Confucius would definitely come and beat me up! ’

After all, Confucius looking at himself does not necessarily mean that he is glaring at himself. After all... As far as Confucius is concerned, even if he looks at you kindly, you may not feel that he is looking at you. laugh.

Thinking about it this way, Bai Song felt that Confucius' eyes just looked very kind.

Seemingly understanding something, Bai Song silently nodded slightly and made a decision in his heart.

'Wait a moment, and continue explaining with more effort. If this happens, Confucius' favorability towards me will definitely rise sharply, and it is not impossible to develop an ally relationship! ’

Thinking of this, Bai Song eagerly made preparations to continue explaining!

Confucius, who had turned his head away, had no idea about this. If he could know Bai Song's inner thoughts, he would probably get a black eye.

Then he rushed in front of Bai Song, grabbed his collar, and warned him, "You must hold back your words. Besides, I really can't help but beat you." ’

After seeing his enemy suddenly appear outside the camera after a small internal quarrel, Gudazi, who was a very martial artist, chose to wait quietly on the sidelines for the conflict between Bai Song and Confucius to end.

Well... although the main reason is still because of the conflict between Bai Song and Confucius, what's the matter with Schrödinger's cat? It's still staring at itself!

If someone who took advantage of the chaos and showed no martial ethics to sneak attack Confucius or Schrödinger, Schrödinger's cat would stop him first, and then he would become the unlucky little guy who passed on the conflict between Schrödinger and Confucius.

Then, she will be greeted by a mixed doubles match between Schrödinger and Confucius!

After seeing Confucius turn his head, Gudazi rubbed his face, changing from a calm state to a state of shock, and then said in an unbelievable tone, "Baka can! (Impossible) you ...Are you okay?! How did you do that?!"

After saying this, Gudazi stared at the lower part of Confucius with a look of resentment.

She regrets it now, regrets it very much. Why should she covet the handsome man who used the Shenglong Fist completely? If he had punched Confucius on his third leg, he would have won!

Don't talk to her about cutting power or anything like that. She doesn't believe that anyone can stand firm under a fatal blow.

On the opposite side, listening to Gudazi's stick-reading speech, several muscles in Confucius' face twitched. If Gudazi hadn't been so perfunctory, he wouldn't have been so perfunctory.

The reason why Gudazi was so perfunctory was all thanks to Schrödinger. Originally, he saw Gudazi's surprised face and thought this was a good opportunity to explain himself, but Schrödinger intervened.

When Confucius finished glaring at Schrödinger and was about to continue cooking Gudazi, Gudazi had already recovered from the surprise.

However, since the other party was also pretending to be in a state of shock, Confucius just excused himself.

"Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, that is knowing."

(Know what you should know, and know less about what you shouldn’t know. Do you understand? Ask less about social affairs.)

After all...what I wanted to say was snatched away by a dog whose character starts with "Xue". If I use those words again, it feels a bit like plagiarism.

After saying this, Confucius entered a posture with his hands on his hips and his fists on his waist. This was his fighting posture.

If someone who didn't know saw it, they would probably think that Confucius was going to participate in a bodybuilding competition. His posture was the same as that of a muscular tyrant in a bodybuilding competition.

"Ah yes yes."

After a casual perfunctory, Gudazi also entered his own fighting state, with the posture... King Chuzhuang knows that, right? Just leave it there, motionless.

Perhaps to outsiders, the two contestants of the same generation, Confucius and Gudazi, were standing still and continuing to make eye contact.

In fact, at this time, Gudazi had already imagined himself and Confucius as cowboys about to start a duel in a western town. He was just waiting for the other party to make a move first, and he would immediately attack first and arrive first!

"Phew~~~."

The moment after the wind blew a piece of paper from nowhere to the ground on the plain, Confucius and Gudazi took action decisively at the same time!

"boom!"

"boom!"

Two explosions came at the same time. Confucius and Gudazi stepped on the ground at the same time, creating a large pit of the same size on the ground, and disappeared in place as if teleporting.

The next moment, the two appeared at a distance of less than one meter and launched attacks at the same time!

Glaring at Gudazi who appeared in front of him, Confucius decisively struck out from bottom to top with his right hand, with the index finger and middle finger stretched out and bent, like a dragon's gripper with only two claws, attacking brazenly. Gudazi's face.

"Eula!!!!!!"

Gudazi didn't show any signs of weakness. After sprinting to the extremely forbidden position, he directly kicked Confucius's lower body's life gate!

"MUDA!!!!!"

Chapter 440 Schrödinger: You did it on purpose!

Although he struck last, but...just as Gudazi imagined at first, the last strike comes first!

When the two were playing chess just now, Gudazi imagined a duel between gunmen in the West. The party with stronger marksmanship was usually the second one to touch the gun, and then at the limit, he would be faster than the first person to touch the gun. Attack and win the duel.

And this symbolizes honor!

With the infinite power of his right leg, he suddenly kicked Confucius between the legs. If this blow was carried out, I am afraid that Confucius would have to change his name to General Kongzi (Japanese).

"I won!"

Looking at the crotch that was so close, Gudazi smiled ferociously and suddenly kicked Confucius' crotch harder with his right foot.

It can be seen that although her attack is farther back than Confucius's attack, the speed of her attack is higher than Confucius's.

He was about to be hit by this kick, and Confucius's dragon grip was still a considerable distance away from his face.

Schrödinger, who was still holding his bladder because the onlookers' vision entered a slow-motion state and was trying to find the point that needed explanation, couldn't help but tighten his legs after seeing Gudazi's brutal attack.

Obviously the attack had not hit, and the target of the attack was not him. Instead, Schrödinger felt that he was in pain first.

Generally speaking, this kind of leg-clipping action only occurs among women who are holding back their urine.

But there is a third situation, and that is when you are attacked!

‘It’s so… so brutal! ’

Looking at Gudazi's brutal attack location and the ferocious smile on her face, Schrödinger couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. Tom on the side suddenly felt that the surroundings were getting warmer.

At the same time, Schrödinger finally realized the fact that when he was sneak attacked by Gudazi on the morning of May 18, the arrow that shot at his crotch was not shot in that direction accidentally, but had already been shot in that direction. Premeditated!

He originally thought that the arrow was attacking in the wrong direction. He originally wanted to shoot his dog's head, but it ended up hitting the other head.

But after seeing Gudazi's attack on Confucius, Schrödinger's eyes suddenly darkened, and his whole face became gloomy. He was hardened, he was hardened.

Schrödinger's fist is hard! ! !

Originally, his murderous intention towards Gudazi was enough, but now...his murderous intention towards Gudazi has reached a climax!

When Tom, who was also watching the battle, saw Schrödinger's actions, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows on his left eye. He clenched his fists and clamped his legs tightly. Is his master holding in his shit?

I realized that my owner might fart because he felt bloated while holding it in.

So Tom pinched his nose and took a few steps away from Schrödinger without moving. He knew very well that when humans are holding in their poop, any fart cannot be believed.

The perspective returned to the scene of the battle. Gudazi was smiling fiercely, and his right leg was about to hit Confucius' life gate.

However... what surprised Gudazi was that Confucius was not afraid at all, and he didn't even hesitate to release the dragon's grip to attack his face!

"You have the guts!" After whispering in approval, Gudazi speeded up his kicks without hesitation!

The next moment, Gudazi's right leg suddenly hit Confucius' crotch.

However... after the leg hit Confucius' crotch, what came out was not the muffled sound caused by the collision of flesh as Gudazi expected, but instead an exciting metallic sound!

"Bang~~~~~~!!!!!"

After feeling that he seemed to have been kicked against an iron plate, Gudazi's face suddenly turned livid, "Guwu?!!!"

The only person who responded to Gudazi, whose face was twisted in pain, was Confucius's meaningful smile.

"With... ether... Gu?!" Feeling the severe pain in the calf bone of his right leg, Gu Dazi shouted angrily at that time.

But Gudazi didn't have the chance to feel the pain. After Gudazi felt that her right leg was about to break, she entered a sluggish state. At the same time, she had to face the attack from Confucius.

I saw Confucius' dragon gripper from bottom to top, ruthlessly stabbed into Gudazi's two nostrils!

"Gooji!!!"

In just a moment, Gudazi's nostrils were stretched wider than a pig's because of Confucius's index and middle fingers, which were thicker than her arms.

As Confucius continued to exert force, Gudazi was lifted up from the ground with two fingers by Confucius.

"It hurts, it hurts!!!" After feeling the pull of gravity and the pain in his nose becoming more and more painful, Gudazi even wanted to rush back to the 17th century and kill Newton.

Fortunately, Gudazi had experienced a more painful feeling than this, being hit by Schrödinger with a pointer, so he finally got used to the pain on his nose.

Bearing this unbearable pain, Gudazi looked down at Confucius' crotch with confusion on his face, and asked in disbelief, "You...how did you do that?" of?!"

Hearing this, Confucius smiled slightly and wanted to tell the truth slowly, and in the form of classical Chinese.

At this moment, through the scene in Gudazi's eyes, Confucius happened to see Schrödinger opening his mouth impatiently, as if he wanted to start his ky explanation.

He suddenly felt a sharp stab in his back, the same feeling that someone was trying to steal his lines.

He even heard Schrödinger say the first two words, "It's steel..."

Seeing this, Confucius stopped being reserved and shouted decisively and loudly, "It's a steel plate, I put a steel plate inside!"

"Nani?!" The moment he heard this, Gudazi blinked his eyes several times, and his eyes scanned Confucius' crotch several times like a radar.

She couldn't imagine what serious person would insert a steel plate into his crotch?

Seeing Gu Dazi's expression, Confucius just raised the corner of his mouth slightly, without any intention of explaining more.

His Confucian gang...acts as a Confucian sect, and they often face off against various other x sects. Fights are commonplace, and many of them are unscrupulous and like to play dirty tricks.

Ever since he saw one of his disciples getting violent and kicking a hostile buddy out of the stalls, although Confucius didn't say anything openly, he still silently stuffed a steel plate into his crotch.

After all, a hundred schools of thought contend, and ancient Chinese can be spoken in various tongue-licking ways. If you really want to speak in line, everyone must be equipped with a spittoon.

This makes a fight the best way for a hundred schools of thought to contend, and among these hundreds of schools, it is not just the Confucian school that has such dirty people in fights, there are also people from other schools. What if I get kicked out?

Look, doesn’t the steel plate come in handy?

Chapter 441 Confucius’ Epitaph

Seeing the shocked expression on Gudazi's face, Confucius suddenly felt an unprecedented sense of pleasure.

If I had to describe how intense this pleasure is, I can only say that it is 1.14514 times more enjoyable than XX!

Although his heart was already in an extremely excited state of 'Hey, okay, I'm happy', Confucius still had the same elegant and easy-going expression on his face.

However, Confucius's expression was extremely terrifying in Gudazi's eyes. She really didn't expect that there was someone in this world who could kill her alone, and it was herself who had entered the chaotic evil mode!

Confucius didn't know and didn't want to know about the little ones in Gudazi's heart. He just wanted to make Gudazi decent as soon as possible.

Looking directly at Gudazi, Confucius smiled and said his last words to Gudazi.

"They come, the security."

After speaking, Confucius's hand hooking Gudazi's nostril suddenly exerted force, like a mallet, swung it wildly, and kept hitting the ground.

"Bang bang bang bang bang!!!"

Under such dense blows from Confucius, who was as powerful as a fucking bull, the ground immediately began to settle, and at the same time, a massive amount of smoke and dust was raised!

How big is this smoke? The height is almost the same as the central mountain peak next to it. There is no such level of smoke and dust in the blasting building. If you didn't see Confucius's movements at the beginning, you might have thought that a nuclear explosion had just occurred there.

"I'm super!" Seeing such a torrent of dust rushing towards him, Bai Song was so shocked that he burst out a classic Chinese curse.

Then very decisively, Bai Song wrapped Tom around his head, acting as a Maomao brand headgear. After completing this operation, Bai Song looked at Confucius waving Guda in the smoke with empty eyes. A hazy image of a child banging.

Feeling the smoke and dust that was enough to cover the sky and the sun, Bai Song couldn't help but complain in his heart, "Smoke movement? I hope the sanitation workers haven't died." ?’

Under such a terrifying critical attack, it was naturally impossible for Gudazi to be uninjured. From her screams that could burst people's eardrums, we can get a glimpse of the critical attack she suffered at this time. Hurt, "Mrs. Ethereal!!!!"

However, the main reason for her screams was not Confucius's action of slamming her into the ground.

The only designated source of pain... was that Confucius stuffed two fingers as thick as Gudazi's arms into her nose, and then pulled her nose and shook it wildly.

The pain is so painful that Gudazi screams miserable, nothing worse than killing a pig, right?