While covering his skin with his hands, the Sphinx yelled angrily in a hoarse voice distorted by pain.

"You are so... despicable!"

Bai Song operated the cat-and-mouse-dog mecha and picked his nose, and said casually, "There is a rule in the competition that no sneak attacks are allowed?"

Even though his mecha doesn't have an organ like a nose.

But anyway, that’s what it means.

Just kidding, in terms of despicableness, who can be more despicable than your bad competition? It is clearly said that it is the "AUO Super Luxury Seaside Park" Heat Passion Masters, please note that it is "Around the Seaside Park".

As a result, as soon as the game started, I found myself in the desert.

Good guy, the earth is your paradise, right? The ‘AUO Super Luxury Seaside Park’ Heat and Passion Masters is a competition that’s not just around the world.

Compared to the misleading nature of the title, Bai Song felt that his behavior was not despicable at all.

At least, not compared to this paradise and Gudazi, well... probably not.

After saying what he just said, Bai Song put the rocket launcher back on his right shoulder, and at the same time took down the rocket nest filled with 24 rounds of Noble Phantasm on his left shoulder.

And pointed the gun at the Sphinx who was trying to get up from the ground.

Bai Song's purpose was to completely paralyze the Sphinx so that it could not catch up with him again.

After all, this is a mythical beast from Egyptian mythology. I just blew up its skin. Maybe this beast can still rehabilitate itself, but it only catches up with it while standing upside down on its forelimbs?

Just thinking about the scene of the Sphinx chasing him while standing upside down, crazily showing off her anus to the sky, made Bai Song shudder.

And even if it doesn't stand on its head, this Sphinx still has a pair of wings.

Although in terms of size, it is obvious that it cannot carry the Sphinx's huge and round body, but... what if?

Therefore, last strike is necessary!

After completing this blow, he had to hit the road again.

After being delayed like this by the Sphinx, it was hard not to wonder if I was already far behind the players on other tracks. If I didn't continue the race, I might end up finishing last.

Even if there is a rule that after most players finish the game, the countdown to the finish will start directly.

In that case, he might not have to be left unfinished directly.

"Goodbye...oh no, I hope we never see each other again." After they were separated, Bai Song was ready to press the button of the rocket nest.

However, at this moment, Gudazi, who was not far behind him, realized that the Sphinx would be killed if he didn't take action, so he immediately interrupted.

"Yami, Schrödinger!"

This sound frightened Bai Song so much that he almost pulled the trigger completely. Fortunately, Bai Song quickly controlled his finger.

After confirming that it was not pressed, Bai Song breathed a sigh of relief.

The attack control of this broken rocket nest is quite strange. If you press it lightly, it will be a single click, but if you press it for a long time, it will be like a 24-shot burst.

If this is pressed completely, all 24 rounds of the Noble Phantasm will be fired, so that not a single one will be left.

"It's okay, shrimp dumplings or something!"

Bai Song looked back and saw that it was Gudazi who had just been beaten violently by the Sphinx who was shouting, and several black lines could not help but be drawn down on his forehead.

The violated person speaks for the aggressor. Gudazi is probably not suffering from some serious illness, otherwise how could he help the enemy to deceive him?

What is that disease called? If Bai Song remembers correctly, it seems to be called Stockholm Syndrome, right?

The angry iron fist of the Sphinx just hit her horse firmly. How could she be able to keep her composure?

Feeling the sharp eyes of the cat, mouse and dog mecha, Gudazi, who had just mustered up the courage to shout, obeyed decisively and bowed to Bai Song several times, "Guwu... Private Marseille!" !!”

It doesn’t matter if you don’t want to be cowardly. If this Schrödinger wants to shoot his own leather swallow, then just send it, okay?

You know, this devilish Schrödinger is definitely capable of doing such a thing!

'good chance! ’

The moment Bai Song turned around while operating the cat-mouse-dog mecha, the eyes of the Sphinx, who had just gotten up from the ground, suddenly lit up.

Regardless of the pain on his body, he decisively opened his mouth.

The mask is also like the slit girl. It opens with the movement of its mouth, revealing a human-like mouth.

"Buzz~!"

Along with a slight trembling sound, a light blue ball of light appeared in its mouth, and the surrounding spirits began to condense towards the ball of light in its mouth.

The speed of gathering is quite fast.

Regardless of where it appears, if you just look at the special effect, at first glance it looks like the vitality bullet is being charged.

While condensing the magic bullets, the Sphinx locked his eyes on the leather swallow of the cat-mouse-dog mecha driven by Bai Song. It wanted to retaliate in kind!

The best way to fight against a mortal enemy is to use the same attack, hitting the same location, to make Bai Song, the perpetrator, feel the pain!

Bai Song, who had just finished shouting to Gudazi, suddenly felt a chill on his back.

This feeling was like being targeted by a gay man.

Chapter 224 Bai Song: Tom save me!

"Schrödinger, watch your back!"

Just when Bai Song felt the coolness, Fujimaru Ritsuka on the side quickly reminded him.

Hearing this, Bai Song quickly operated the cat-mouse-dog mecha to make a small jump 2 meters above the ground. After jumping up, he turned around and successfully turned to the side of the Sphinx.

The moment after turning around, Bai Song's eyes were attracted by the ball of light in the Sphinx's mouth.

What caught Bai Song's eyes was a super-large blue magic bullet with a diameter of 2 meters.

Coupled with the movements of the Sphinx at this time, it is difficult not to think of the Nine Tails releasing the Tailed Beast Jade.

However, the color of the magic bullet is not quite right. If it were changed to black and red, it would be a sure kill, but it is a pity that it cannot be changed.

Having said that, no matter how you look at it, this magic bullet looks very powerful. If it is poked by this thing, the picture must be very beautiful.

Compared with the Sky-Sky Monkey shot I fired before, it seemed to be much more powerful.

If the Sphinx had struck out this blow... I would probably have to send it, no, I didn't even use the word 'estimate', but I would definitely send it.

I just want to explode its anus, it wants to kill me.

"Fuck, sneak attack!"

At this time, Bai Song really wanted to say, 'If you don't practice martial ethics, you won't be able to reap the rewards in the future.' But...he himself has never talked about martial ethics.

If someone suddenly shouts "Don't talk about martial ethics" at this time, wouldn't it mean that only the state officials are required to set fires and Bai surnames are not allowed to light lamps?

Seeing that Bai Song discovered his sneak attack, the sphinx decided to stop charging.

Although I am somewhat disappointed with the power of this magic bullet, if I don't shoot Bai Song in the face at this time, there will be no chance.

You know, before Bai Song was in front of him, he could perfectly dodge all his attacks with just a fart-like spray and Xia Ji's eight jumps.

At this time, facing his own attack face to face, wouldn't it be easier to avoid it?

This is not possible, absolutely not possible. Even if it cannot cause decisive damage this time, it still has to be launched.

Otherwise, not to mention decisive damage, even scratching the skin would not be possible!

The Sphinx thought, and at the same time, accompanied by a loud roar like a dragon's roar, the blue magic bullet was fired from the Sphinx's mouth!

"Wuhu~~~!!!"

"Rough!" Seeing the magic bullet flying straight towards him, Bai Song quickly operated the cat, mouse and dog mecha to try to avoid it.

But obviously, this is in vain.

The cat, mouse, and dog mecha hasn't landed yet. If he double-jumps in the air at this time, he will be in violation of the rules and will be expelled from this game!

‘Gan’s rules for riding horses! ’

At this time, Bai Song really wanted to ask, was this rule prohibiting double jumps written by Virgil?

‘wdnmd, this is unplayable! ’

But now there was no time to think so much. When he realized that he had no way to avoid it, Bai Song immediately thought of a final solution.

That's...fuck Tom!

Looking for Tom when he is in trouble is Bai Song's consistent strategic thinking. After all, there are awesome servants who don't need them, so he has to do it himself? He is not Chaos Evil!

Therefore, leaving difficult problems to experts has been Bai Song's strategy all along!

"Substitute, Tom!" As he said this, Bai Song directly let go of the control of the mecha.

In an instant, control of the mecha was handed over to Tom's hands.

When Tom saw that he, who could only operate a torso, suddenly gained control of the entire mecha, he rubbed his hands in excitement.

At the same time, the sound of laughter is somewhat magical, "Oh ho~, oh ho ho ho~."

It has been wanting to try driving this racing car since this morning... not even morning. In short, as soon as it got up, it wanted to try driving this racing car. Even when it dreamed last night, it had already dreamed that it had won the prize. Cup championship trophy.

In this way, it is not just the GOAT in the rat-catching world.

Tom's vanity can be easily satisfied just thinking about it. He can also become the champion cat in the racing competition.

But unfortunately, the driver is not it.

But now, it can finally drive this car as it wished. How could it not be excited? !

Excited to be excited, after Tom took over the control from Bai Song, he was extremely excited while completely controlling the cat, mouse and dog mecha.

And the moment Tom fully mastered the mecha, the mecha that looked like Optimus Prime changed... its head turned into a mechanical cat head!

This is exactly the result of the fact that the head is no longer Bai Song, but Tom the cat.

What if this half-length cat-headed version of Optimus Prime was watched and raped by the original version of Optimus Prime?

I'm afraid he had to pick up the knife and chop it up with a dark face. While he was slashing, he probably had to shout something like "Monster, show your true form quickly". The words may not be quite right, but the meaning is probably this.

This head deformation occurred in just a moment, and then Tom focused on the blue sphere that was shooting towards him and smiled crookedly.

Judging from Tom's 7-meter height, the two-meter blue sphere in front of him was just a dodge ball.

Tom thought, since the shape is so similar and the size is exactly the same, then all he needs to do is deal with the blue ball of light in the same way as a dodgeball.

And sports, no matter what kind of ball...are all Tom's strengths!

"Whoops!"

The sound is getting louder and louder, and the distance between the light ball and the cat, mouse and dog is getting closer and closer.

Due to the ultra-high speed, this ball of light even revolves around the arc, just like a ball lightning!

"Stable!" Sphinx said excitedly when he saw that the cat-and-mouse-dog mecha just changed into a cat head and then quietly waited for death.

The next moment, the blue light ball hit the cat, mouse and dog mecha.

And at the moment when he was about to be hit, Tom controlled the cat-mouse-dog mecha and pressed his hands on the top of the light ball, pressing the entire weight of the body on it at the same time.

This single movement perfectly pinned the ball of light to the ground.

Just like a normal ball, this ball of light also experienced a 'physical' deformation and became slightly flatter.

At the same time, Tom took advantage of the situation and pressed the light ball with both hands as a support, and the entire body turned forward directly.

After completing a somersault, using the force generated by the somersault, Tom threw the blue ball of light back in the direction of the Sphinx!

"?!" Looking at the blue magic bullet flying towards him, the husky-like smile that the Sphinx showed just now... froze.

Chapter 225 Tom’s tile throwing!!!

Looking at the blue light egg flying toward him, coiled with electric arcs, the Sphinx suddenly felt a thump in his heart.

‘It’s broken, it’s time to send it! ’

It was the one who shot this magic bullet, and only it knew how powerful this magic bullet was.

Maybe it can't kill itself with one blast, but it's not a surprise to temporarily injure itself. It doesn't even have the means to defend itself!

No one understands the power of this magic bullet better than it!

And because Pi Yanzi was blown up by Schrödinger, it was already difficult to move his lower body, let alone avoiding such an option, ha, there is no possibility of avoiding it at all!

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