Ultimate Teacher

Chapter 27, Uncle Uncle, you are such a monster!

The first game, Fang Yan vs Nong Po.

Nong Po rolled first, and a dice rolled out five points, which is not a small number.

Nong Po glanced at Fang Yan proudly, and said, "It's your turn."

Fang Yan took the dice cup and said, "Looks like I'm going to lose."

boom----

After shaking a few casually, he gently covered the dice cup on the table.

"Six. Six. Six." Jiang Qin crouched beside Fang Yan to cheer him up.The girl's body is soft, and her hair has a sweet fragrance - it really challenges the weakness of men.

"It's you who shouted, you drive for me." Fang Yan said with a smile.

"Okay." Jiang Qin suddenly opened the dice cup, and immediately cried out in surprise. "It's really six o'clock, it's really six o'clock. How can it be really six o'clock?"

"The main reason is that you shouted well." Fang Yan said with a smile.

"Come again." Nong Po was not convinced.

In the second game, Nong Po rolled out a four-pointer.The numbers are not high, but they are not low either.

"You can beat him by rolling a five." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan.

"You are really good at mathematics." Fang Yan said in praise.

"Of course." Jiang Qin looked triumphant, completely indifferent to other meanings contained in Fang Yan's words.

After pressing the dice cup and shaking it a few times, he said: "Since you want five points, it's up to you to uncover it."

"Okay, okay." Jiang Qin lifted the dice cup.Then, she yelled again in surprise: "Five o'clock, it's really five o'clock. Heck, I'm so good, you all call me the king of gambling."

Nong Po drank again.

"The third game." Nong Po's eyes were already angry.Losing two games in a row embarrasses him.He took the dice and shook it desperately for a while, then put the dice cup on the table with a 'bang', and shouted: "Six o'clock."

Uncovering the dice cup, it turned out to be six o'clock.

"Brother Nong is doing great."

"Brother Nong, he's definitely won this time."

"That is, unless he rolls a six, too."

The boys finally saw the hope of winning, and cheered for Nongbo.

Fang Yan smiled, took the dice and shook a few times, and said to Jiang Qin: "It's up to you."

"Not good?" Jiang Qin said hesitantly. "What should I do if I lose?"

"If you lose, drink." Fang Yan said. "Isn't it just a glass of beer? It's only fair that we win two games in a row and lose once."

"Then I really opened it?"

"open."

"Six." Jiang Qin shouted coquettishly, opened the dice cup suddenly, and then stood there dumbfounded.

Six o'clock, the six red dots are so dazzling.

"If you were to lose, why did you open a six o'clock?" Fang Yan said reproachfully.

Jiang Qin's eyes were full of smiles, and he said: "I don't want to either. But my luck is really good, maybe because I am the goddess of luck, haha----"

"A draw." Nong Po said disappointedly. "One more gamble."

He took the dice and held it in the palm of his hand. After praying for a while, he put the dice into the dice cup.

clatter----

A long shake, then a jerk: a little.

Nong Po's eyes were dull, and the flesh on his face was twitching non-stop.

God, don't play with me, okay?

Fang Yan glanced at Jiang Qin and said, "Little sister, I think you are very talented, you can learn how to play cards with me?"

Jiang Qin rolled his eyes at him, took the dice cup with his small hand as tender as a green onion, and shook it gently a few times. After he opened it, it was two o'clock, which happened to be a little bigger than Nongbo.

Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin earnestly, and said: "You win if you win, but you only win a little bit from others. It's insulting, don't you know? You must be authentic. Didn't the teachers in your school teach you? That's too much." It's too much. I can't even see it."

"------" Nong Bo had the urge to vomit three liters of blood.

Two more boys came forward to challenge Fang Yan, but none of them could win. Fang Yan didn't drink a glass of wine, but he gave those boys a drink of all sorts.

"Uncle, are you cheating?" A boy stared at Fang Yan very dissatisfied and said.

"That's right, how can anyone win all the time?"

"It must be cheating."

------

Fang Yan smiled and said, "I would like to admit defeat. If you think I cheated and find evidence of my cheating, I will drink all the remaining wine in this room."

"------"

"Stop rolling the dice," Nong Po said. "We don't play this game much, and we don't have as much experience as you. Wrestle your wrists, we want to wrestle your wrists."

"Not too good?" Fang Yan said.

"What? Are you scared?" Nong Po said mockingly. "You are older than us and have more food than us, so you have a big advantage."

"That's what I mean. My advantage is so obvious ----- is it not good to bully you?" Fang Yan turned to look at Jiang Qin, and asked, "Then let me try with them?"

"Defeat them." Jiang Qin said, waving his small fist.

"I'll do my best." Fang Yan said. "Whoever is defeated or not defeated, everyone is a classmate."

"------"

I don't know what happened, but when Fang Yan said the words 'I'll do my best', many people at the scene felt their hearts twitch and their bodies felt cold.

Nong Po carefully looked at Fang Yan's height and weight measurements, and thought, it is impossible for every boy on his side to be Fang Yan's opponent.If everyone competes with him separately, it will be their own people who will suffer.

"We will send one person from each side to fight, and the loser will drink." Nong Po proposed a favorable condition for his own side.

Fang Yan smiled and said, "Isn't that good? There are six or seven players on your side, and I'm the only one on my side——I can only send myself on the field."

"What do you want?"

Fang Yan thought for a while and said, "Let's do this. If I win, everyone on your side will drink three glasses of wine. If I lose, I will drink six glasses alone."

Nong Po hesitated a little, then nodded in agreement, and said, "No problem."

He turned around and shouted, "Little Fatty."

"Hey." A boy agreed humbly.

Xiaopang is not small, on the contrary, he is still very big.

Seeing the guy like a hill sitting in front of Fang Yan, Jiang Qin had a bad feeling.

"Nongbo, you are playing tricks." Jiang Qin said angrily. "Xiao Pang is not in our class."

"If you are not in our class, you can't participate in the competition?" Nong Po said with a smile. "Xiao Pang belongs to our team."

"Don't compare with them." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan. "Little Fatty is a famous strongman in our school. He is the javelin and discus champion in every school sports meeting."

"That's it." Fang Yan looked at Nong Po resentfully, and said, "Didn't you want me to drink on purpose? Isn't it too disrespectful to do so? I thought we were friends."

"I would like to bet and admit defeat. Who said this sentence?" Nong Po laughed.The other boys also had a wretched expression of 'you didn't discuss it'.

"I said it. A man would rather die standing up than live on his knees." Fang Yan said loudly. "I compare with him."

"I'll be the referee." Yuan Lin said positively. "I said start, you two will start."

"I have no objection." Fang Yan said.

"I have no objection either." Fatty admired Yuan Lin very much, and seeing that she was willing to join in, his fat face flushed with excitement.

If he wins against this annoying guy in front of the goddess of his dreams, then---in the eyes of the goddess, his fat body is no longer fat, but strength, right?

In fact, student Xiaopang really thought too much.In the eyes of the goddess, fat is always fat.

"Get ready." Yuan Lin called out tenderly.

Fang Yan and Xiaopang held hands together, and put their elbows on the table.

"Start." Yuan Lin shouted loudly, her tender lotus-like arm still swung down vigorously.

Fang Yan didn't move, neither did Xiaopang.

"I said start----" Yuan Lin reminded.What happened to these two people?Not cooperative at all.Everyone said that it had started, but no one tried hard.

"It has already started." Fang Yan said.

"Huh?" Everyone didn't understand what was going on?

The two of them didn't move, what kind of beginning was this?

Soon, they discovered the clue.

Chubby's fat face turned red, Chubby's red face was sweating, and Chubby's sweaty face was covered with sweat.He gritted his teeth, his expression was ferocious, and he exerted all his strength——

Even an idiot can see that Xiaopang has tried his best, even the strength to drink milk.

However, that guy sat there steadily, his face not blushing and his heart beating, just like a normal person.

Everyone looked at Fang Yan in shock, what is this guy's background?Why are you so strong?

puff----

Xiaopang exerted too much force, holding his breath in his fat stomach for too long, the drink he just drank sprayed out, and splashed on the back of his and Fang Yan's wrists.

"This kid----" Fang Yan laughed. "Dare to use hidden weapons."

pooh----

The whole place laughed.

Xiaopang blushed even more, and was embarrassed to persevere, and said repeatedly: "I lost, I lost, I am not your opponent----"

Fang Yan let go, and said: "Let's make a deal, I almost let you plot against me."

"------" Xiaopang's face turned purple, and he rushed into the bathroom without looking back.

Jiang Qin laughed so hard that he took out a tissue from his bag to help Fang Yan wipe the back of his hands, and said, "You're so bad----why are you so bad----"

"Uncle, you are so cute. I really like you to death."

"Yes, it's so cute. I really want to pinch your face."

"So thick-skinned, rare in my life----"

------

Yuan Lin looked at Fang Yan with her beautiful big eyes, and said, "I want to find an uncle like this—"

Jiang Qin hugged Fang Yan's arm tightly and said, "Don't fight with me."

"------"

The bloody plot of two women competing for a man was staged in front of their eyes, and the boys were heartbroken.

In their hearts, uncle has become the most annoying title and group.

Fang Yan stood up and said to everyone: "I'm really not Jiang Qin's boyfriend, please stop bullying me---"

The boys felt like they had been stabbed in the chest again.

Damn, you have to touch your breasts when you talk, and you have to follow your own conscience. Who is bullying whom?

You can't get drunk if you drink alcohol, you can't beat you by shaking the dice, and you can't beat you by wrestling your wrists-----You are so old, let us die once?

Uncle Uncle, you are a monster!

(ps: The writing is not good, it made everyone laugh!)