Ultimate Teacher

Chapter 5, Teachers and Xueba, whoever wins speaks!

You can't bully me, I've only just been bullied.

What kind of shit reason is this?

The classroom was quiet for a moment, and then the students became more noisy.

"Teacher, does your mother know that you are so cute?"

"So I was bullied just now, who is doing harm to the people?"

"Wahhaha, he really is the monkey invited by Avalokitesvara to make us happy. Teacher Fang, can you do somersaults? Do somersaults for us."

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Fang Yan was neither angry nor angry, standing on the podium with a smile and watching the students in the audience making noise and sarcasm him.

Gradually, the students realized that something was wrong.

Tranquility is the harbinger of the approaching storm. This guy smiled so wretchedly, and he looked confident. There must be a big killer that he didn't use. Some smart guys shut up knowingly.

one two three --------

There are more and more silent people, and the classroom is getting quieter and quieter.

"Why are you my teacher?" An abrupt voice sounded from the back row.

The students turned around and looked over, and their eyes were filled with excitement when they saw the macho man wearing deep glasses and holding the thread-bound "24 History" all day long.

There is a good show to watch!

Huang Haoran is a smart person, but he did not keep silent like other students.

Some things others don't say, he says.Some things others do not do, he will do.

Huang Haoran's father is a reporter from "Huaxia Metropolis Daily" and his mother is a university professor. Strictly speaking, their family is also a scholarly family.

Huang Haoran's Chinese level is very good, and his writing skills are excellent, because his Chinese score in the senior high school entrance examination was the first in the class, and he was appointed as the temporary Chinese class representative of Class Nine just after entering Zhuque High School.

His ideal is to become a reporter who exposes the evils of the times in the future, so now he is absorbing knowledge and nourishment like a sponge.

However, the school sent them such a Chinese teacher?

"Student, what did you just say? I didn't hear clearly." Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and asked aloud.

"I said, why do you want to be my teacher?" Huang Haoran looked directly into Fang Yan's eyes and did not back down.

Fang Yan narrowed his eyes and laughed.

He only asked Fang Yan why he should be "my" teacher instead of "our" teacher, which shows that he is a very proud guy.

In his eyes, other students are not worthy to be compared with him.

Fang Yan was rather curious about him, he wanted to know what kind of freaks there were in this 'worried' Class Nine.

"I'm curious, what standards do you need to be your teacher?" Fang Yan asked.

Huang Haoran closed the "24 Histories" in his hand, and said in a clear voice: "My teacher wants to know the past and the present, learn a lot and memorize it well, be familiar with the official history, and learn from the unofficial history. He has rich social experience and good ideas. Such a person is worthy of me. teacher."

Huang Haoran stared at Fang Yan unkindly, and said sarcastically, "What do you know?"

provocative!

** Naked provocation!

Flames flickered in the eyes of many students, and the corners of the mouths of many more twitched.

It was fun, it was so much fun.

They were very curious and wanted to see how this doll teacher would respond to Huang Haoran's challenge.

If he can't give a satisfactory answer today, if he can't suppress the arrogance of a super academic like Huang Haoran, then it will be difficult for him to gain a foothold in this class in the future.

Who would put him in awe of a teacher who can't even handle the students?

Fang Yan sighed softly, glanced at the audience, and said with infinite emotion: "I can't hide the matter anymore----I have always been a very low-key man. There is a saying that How do you say it? Shoot the showman. I'm not a showman."

"However, since you insist on an answer, and there should be a harmonious environment for honest communication between teachers and students, I decided to confess to you----"

Hold your breath, everyone is looking forward to it.

Fang Yan straightened his spine, stood upright on the podium, with deep eyes and flying brows, and said word by word: "I am erudite about the past and the present, and I have learned a lot about it. .I-------is the kind of teacher you want."

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silence.

Dead silence.

What is the answer?

Is this the answer?

Isn't this shameless?How could he have the nerve to say such a thing?

Puchi-------

Someone couldn't help laughing out loud.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." A little fat man blushed and waved his hands repeatedly to apologize.

The laughter was like a secret signal, and after a few seconds of silence, the others all laughed along with them.

"Mr. Fang, don't do this, okay? I found that I even fell in love with you."

"Mr. Fang, don't teach Chinese, come teach us to tell jokes?"

"It's really shameless ---"

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Huang Haoran's expression was extremely embarrassed.Incompetent and arrogant, such a teacher -------- he was completely disappointed.

Papa ------

Fang Yan tapped the table with an eraser, and shouted loudly: "Quiet. Be quiet. Be serious, everyone, class is now-------"

So, everyone laughed more happily.

This dude is so funny!

Fang Yan also grinned and said, "Don't you believe it?"

"I don't believe it." All the students replied in unison.

"How can I convince you?"

"I'll ask you three questions, as long as you can answer them correctly, you will pass the test." Huang Haoran said aloud. "Don't worry, I won't deliberately make things difficult for you. If you think it's unfair, you can ask me three questions."

"Is the scope of the test limited to high school Chinese knowledge?"

Huang Haoran sneered and said, "You only know Chinese in high school?"

"I'm afraid that when I write a question, the content will exceed my high school Chinese knowledge, and you will say that I cheated." Fang Yan said.

"Then let's start." Huang Haoran snorted coldly: "In addition to being used as musical instruments, bells and drums also refer to time in ancient times. What time does the drum refer to?"

"Dark night." Fang Yanhao replied without hesitation.

Huang Haoran was not surprised that Fang Yan could answer this question correctly.This is a common sense question. If you cover a wider range of topics, such questions will not be difficult for many people.

"Which story in history is the source of the story we often say about the swan geese?"

Fang Yan looked at the students and asked, "Do you know the answer?"

"I don't know. Know and don't say----"

"Teacher, other people's answers don't count, if you count, you lose-------"

"Cheating, this is cheating --------"

Fang Yan smiled and said: "I asked you if you know the answer - I just want to tell you the answer when you don't know. Only in this way can I show that I am better than you and I am qualified to be your capital teacher."

Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and said: "This sentence comes from the story of "Su Wu Shepherds the Sheep". There are 54 volumes of "Hanshu", and Emperor Zhao ascended the throne in a few months. Died. Later Han envoys returned to the Xiongnu. Chang Hui asked the guards to go with them. He could see the Han envoys at night, and he had a statement of his own way. He taught the envoys to call Shan Yu, saying that the emperor shot into the forest and got geese. There was a silk book on it. Wu waited in a certain lake. After hearing this, Shan Yu had no choice but to let Su Wu return home. Later, people used swan geese as a metaphor for the letter and the person who delivered the letter."

Huang Haoran's expression was moving. It was not a big problem to be able to tell the source of the allusions in "The Legend of Hongyan", but it was not easy to memorize the original words in "Han Shu" word for word.

Huang Haoran admits that he has read a lot of ancient books, and some allusions can tell his background and general story, but he can't forcefully recite the original text like Fang Yan.

"Is this the right answer? Who knows?"

"Really? Isn't this too powerful?"

"Who has "Han Shu", quickly look it up-------If you don't have "Han Shu", you can use your mobile phone. I haven't heard of this sentence. talk?"

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"The answer is correct." Huang Haoran said in a heavy voice. "There is one last question."

(ps: What should I do if I am touched by you!!!)