Uncle is Up

After living in the mortal world, Xia Kongqing and Yun Bufan lived a wandering life with the sky as their bed and the earth as their bed.

At first, I could still show off in the world... Well, in the days of chivalry and righteousness, especially after being picked up by the little Jin Yiwei, I didn't have to worry about food, drink, and housing. I felt as cool and unrestrained as I could, and occasionally helped the little Jin Yiwei investigate cases. , catch the criminal.

Until there was a sudden drought in the world and the wild beasts transformed into demons. The two stupid young men felt that something was wrong and wanted to save the mortal world, so they ran away in the middle of the night regardless of the obstruction of the little Jin Yiwei, and then embarked on the road of subduing demons.

"Yun Bufan, look! Look!"

Lying on a dead tree trunk was a young man and a pretty girl. They were stunned by the mutated tiger monster below.

It's not that I have never seen such an ugly tiger, but I am surprised to see such a monster with a strange aura in the mortal world. Even in the world of cultivation, the tiger monster eating below is considered a novel species.

Yun Bufan drew out his spiritual sword and whispered slowly, "I'll be the forward, you just have to look after the group."

"Why!" Xia Kongqing lowered his voice: "I'm the one who plays forward, okay. Which one of us is the sword cultivator? If I remember correctly, you seem to be a talisman cultivator, right?"

Yun Bufan argued: "I'm a man, how could I let you, a woman, go ahead? Isn't this a slap in my face? In short, I'll be the forward, that's it."

"Fart!" Xia Kongqing's voice became louder: "I think you have been assimilated after staying in the mortal world for a long time. When did our cultivation world have gender distinctions? It's all about strength, okay? You're good. Look at yourself, how can you, who is in the early stage of Golden Elixir, compare to me who is in the middle stage!"

Yun Bufan choked back with a red face: "You misunderstood me again! I'm not looking down on women, I just... I just, if I can't explain it to you clearly, you will be messy and unreasonable!"

He was about to go down and deal with the tiger fang, but Xia Kongqing grabbed his elbow and pulled him back, "Am I messing around? Okay, Yun Bufan, if you find me annoying, then I'll leave!"

Her eyes widened: "We each do our own thing and go our own way. Anyway, there are so many differences along the way. We should have separated long ago!"

Yun Bufan was stunned and hurriedly grabbed her. He didn't even care about the tiger demon who discovered them below, and only explained to her: "Xia Kongqing, I tell you! You are not allowed to leave until you make it clear today!"

If he really left her, he would never be able to explain it for the rest of his life. Xia Kongqing was very stubborn and stubborn.

"Where did I say you were annoyed? Where did we have differences along the way? Haven't I been accommodating you?"

"Also, if I really bothered you, could we have been together for so long? Think about it, when we quarreled since childhood, who was the first to seek peace?"

"I thought our relationship was just a slap in the face. If you are more serious this time, then I, then I..." His eyes turned red: "Then I will die because of my grievance! I will die. The Lord is just afraid that you will get hurt!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly turned his back to her, his ears slightly red.

"Pfft hahahaha."

Later, Xia Kongqing's laughter could clearly be heard in his ears, and he was even more embarrassed to look back.

"Hey~" A finger poked his waist.

"Are you really angry?" Xia Kongqing popped up from his side, his expression a little awkward: "I'm joking with you too, and you know that I always speak casually, but in fact I don't mean it. Yes, I was quick to speak just now, and I didn’t want to go our separate ways with you.”

"Besides," she lowered her head and looked at the tiger demon who was not as powerful as a third-level spirit beast and pouted: "This thing can be solved by one person. It only takes a little bit of spiritual energy, so it's really a big deal to argue with you. Just joking with you."

Yun Bufan still turned his back to her and ignored anyone.

"Hey, you're a little bit temperamental." Xia Kongqing lightly kicked his little foot: "A man, why don't you just vent your anger on a little girl like me?"

"Strength is the most important thing in the world of cultivation. As you said, you are stronger than me. I am weak. Why am I angry when I am weak? Why can't I lose my temper with you? I am weak anyway." He said confidently.

"Harm, okay, okay." Xia Kongqing lowered his head and grinned: "Then, young master, can we go? We still have to be heroic and find our way home."

For some unknown reason, Yun Bufan still turned his back to her and suddenly stuttered: "I, I just said so much, but you, you didn't hear anything."

"What do you hear?" Xia Kongqing drew his sword and prepared to jump down to slay the demon: "You still have something to say."

Yun Bufan turned around and glared at her angrily with an expression of hatred: "You idiot, I have hinted and stated this many times but you just don't understand, you are a piece of wood!"

He was about to leave, but after thinking about it he still couldn't reconcile himself to it, so he turned around and said, "Bah, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"

Xia Kongqing didn't hear anything, just picked up the last sentence, and suddenly became furious: "You bastard! How dare you curse me!"

She raised her sword and slashed at him. Yun Bufan quickly jumped off the dead tree and started fighting with the tiger demon. He would rather fight the tiger demon than face Xia Kongqing. As she said, between the two of them, Xia Kongqing is the more powerful swordsman.

He was a talisman cultivator. As soon as he landed on the ground, a circle of talismans formed around him. The tiger demon opened his mouth wide and a breath of fishy wind rushed towards him. He backed away in disgust and vented his anger on Xia Kongqing at the tiger demon.

Bang bang bang!

The sound of the talisman exploding could be heard within ten miles.

The soldiers sent by the imperial court to hunt down the tiger demon heard the explosion and looked towards the place where the sound came from.

"Sir, there seems to be a roar of a tiger." A guard with knives said to the leader: "I'm afraid this sound is the tiger that recently came down the mountain to eat people."

Since the severe drought, many beasts have become more ferocious and ferocious, and some have even turned into monsters. They are vaguely worried that the world is about to change drastically.

Sun Xuanyi held the embroidered spring knife in his hand. He looked handsome in Feiyu's uniform. He lightly buttoned the embroidered spring knife and ordered: "Let's go."

On the other side, Yun Bufan has already solved the tiger demon.

He clapped his hands and looked down at the corpse on the ground with disdain, "That's it. I thought it would be so powerful, but I didn't expect it to be so unbearable. It's not as ferocious as a spiritual beast."

He raised his head and said to Xia Kongqing on the dead wood: "Hey, come down, it's solved, let's hurry up and get on our way."

The closest place they could sense was in the northwest, where there was the aura leaking from the world of cultivation. Although it disappeared in just a few days, in the mortal world where there was no aura, the aura was enough for them to sense it.

They ran away from home not just to slay demons, but also to explore the way home. Of course, it would be best to search for clues while slaying demons.

Xia Kongqing jumped down next to him and kicked the corpse of the dead tiger demon. "This thing is very strange. There is a strange aura in the body. It is not spiritual energy or the internal force of the mortal world. What on earth is it?" Woolen cloth?"

Yun Bufan frowned: "Do you want to take this body back and show it to the venerables? I feel that the drought in the mortal world is closely related to the world of cultivation, as well as the faint spiritual energy."

They can feel that there is spiritual energy in the air that is so shallow that it can be ignored, but even if it is shallow and cannot be absorbed by them, there is still spiritual energy, which is one of the reasons why they are uneasy.

When the two of them were pretending to be the corpse of the tiger demon, they heard dense footsteps behind them.

"Is it you?"

It seemed that someone knew them. Shuer and the others turned their heads. They looked at the man in Feiyu suit with puzzled faces and asked at the same time: "Who are you?"

Thanks to Fu Lan, Yu Shiliu, Jin, Zhi Si999, Apple's Core, Mu Ziyu, and Indifferent 235511509 for the reward.