Uncle’s blow coming

“How do you sleep in the woods? This will get cold! ”

With a soft and sticky voice, coupled with that delicate face, who dares to say that Bai is a man? Who! Stand up for Lao Tzu! See if I don’t punch him to death!

Lu Xiaobu’s heartbeat accelerated rapidly, “Is this the so-called love at first sight?” ”

If someone else saw Lu Xiaobu’s expression at this time, they would definitely give him a capital middle finger! Too obscene, too out of character!

Of course, Shui Wuyuebai’s words were not said to Lu Xiaobu, but to Naruto, who had just woken up.

Naruto’s nerves hadn’t reacted yet, and the whole person was still in a state of wandering, “Beautiful sister, are you talking to me?” ”

Attaboy! Naruto!

You are a good boy who dares to tell the truth! After returning to Konoha, please eat ramen!

The next plot is almost the same as the original, when Naruto leaves, Lu Xiaobu turns around and walks towards Shiro, who is collecting medicine.

“Huh?”

Bai, who raised his head when he heard the sound, was so beautiful in Lu Xiaobu’s eyes.

“Who are you?” Bai looked at the man who appeared strangely, without any ninja symbols, he should be an ordinary person.

Lu Xiaobu slowly walked in front of Bai’s body, then squatted down, and whispered in an unprecedented gentle tone: “I’m just an uncle passing by, little girl, I see that you are quite talented, follow me back to learn to cook!” ”

Poof….

Rao is as soft as water, after hearing such an inexplicable sentence, his brows couldn’t help but wrinkle, and a wave of anger appeared in his heart for no reason.

Fortunately, her character was destined not to say those disrespectful words, “Sir, who are you?” ”

Ahem, Lu Xiaobu regretted it after saying it, and suddenly blushed a little.

After 29 years of empty life, I didn’t even learn to talk to him, and I was simply embarrassed to be thrown home!

“It doesn’t matter who I am, what matters is whether you want it or not.”

Bai’s eyebrows jumped again, and she had recognized the fact that this man who suddenly appeared – brain disease!

Well, Bai does not discriminate against those with intellectual disabilities, and she does not want to leave directly, which is too impolite.

“Sir, I’m sorry, I still have some things, I have some money here, take it to a doctor.”

Poof….

This next time it was Lu Xiaobu’s turn to vomit blood.

“It’s overdone! Why is it so hard to pretend to be forced? Lu Xiaobu was a little frustrated, what is wrong, why do other protagonists always release Wang Ba’s anger, there are girls everywhere who post upside down, when it is his turn, how can he become a brain wreck?

Seeing Lu Xiaobu’s frustrated expression, the kind Bai was a little sad, there is too much suffering in this world.

“Sir, don’t worry, if you are sick, you have to go for treatment. Although this money is not much, but I have no better way, you can try it in Konoha Village in the Land of Fire, the welfare over there is very good. ”

Right in the bullseye, Lu Xiaobu fell to the ground seriously injured….

Bai left, leaving behind a very injured Lu Xiaobu.

He felt that his life had never been so dark, “I hate Song Joong-ki!” Hate flirting with girls! ”

Looking at it from afar, Lu Xiaobu’s figure is so tall, so miserable, so sad, especially when he sees the animals that appear in pairs in the woods, Lu Xiaobu can always feel a deep malice from the world!

……………………

“Huh? Uncle, what’s wrong with you? Lu Xiaobu, who returned to Dazna’s house, was concerned by everyone.

One of the most representative is Sakura.

Since yesterday, Sakura has changed her previous attitude of ignoring Lu Xiaobu and seems very enthusiastic.

As the old saying goes, heroes saving beauty is the easiest means to enter a woman’s heart, plus the most lethal to adolescent girls is the uncle attribute, unfortunately these two Lu Xiaobu are stained. Therefore, Sakura has become a huge problem that troubles Lu Xiaobu.

“I’m fine, I’m just a little tired, you guys leave me alone, I’ll go to sleep…” Lu Xiaobu forced a smile, then pushed open the door and fell asleep.

Kakashi blinked, a little strange, as for the heartless Naruto, he didn’t notice this at all, and focused all his attention on the food…

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