Underworld Scumbag Transformation System

After seeing off Sun Ningyuan, Bo Yunyi took Su Qingyu to Po Meng's house, which was nearby.

Bo Yunyi: "Let's ask Po Meng to completely restore 527's memory."

527 wags its tail and trots to keep up with them.

Su Qingyu suddenly thought of the gossip she heard from 527, "Yin Changzai and Po Meng, them?"

Bo Yunyi nodded, "We have been in love secretly for 180 years, on and off."

Su Qingyu: "..."

Can it still be underground love in one hundred and eighty years?

This was the first time that Su Qingyu entered Po Meng's house openly through the main entrance.

Meng Po's Mansion, which is the most popular in the underworld, is very large and divided into many courtyards. They entered from the main entrance and walked all the way back. The Meng girls they met on the road may know that Bo Yunyi didn't like to talk, so they just smiled and nodded to them.

Su Qingyu: "You are not treated the same as other ghosts in the underworld when you enter Po Meng's Mansion."

Bo Yunyi: "Maybe I didn't climb the wall?"

Su Qingyu: "..."

Who does it mean?

Seeing Po Meng again, Su Qingyu couldn't help but sigh. It was really different from the Po Meng he imagined. She was beautiful, sexy and charming.

Mrs. Meng tucked the long wavy hair behind her right ear, put the cigarette she had just taken out on her ear, put away the lighter, and smiled at them: "We are rare guests."

Bo Yunyi nodded to her, "I'm here this time to ask you to help Wang Yue recover her memory."

527 ran to Po Meng's feet wagging its tail and looked up at her obediently.

Po Meng bent down to pick it up and looked at Su Qingyu with a smile.

Su Qingyu was not embarrassed at all, "Meng Po, long time no see, you are still so beautiful."

"It hasn't been long. The last time you came to see me was about the bottle of memory potion. It seems you know everything this time." Mrs. Meng took them into the house and asked them to sit down in the living room.

Su Qingyu said: "Thank you also."

"Is there anything I can thank you for?" said Po Meng, "It's just a matter of convenience."

Without any special preparation, she directly took out a bottle of Mengpo soup from the walnut shelf, poured a small cup and fed it to 527, patting its little head, "Soon your memory will come back."

Seeing Su Qingyu looking at it curiously, she said: "Meng Po Soup suppresses people's memories. Drinking it again with the same effect as last time can offset the last Meng Po Soup."

Su Qingyu nodded. That time he heard Meng Nu say that the moment people first drink Meng Po soup, they will think of the memories of the past life, and then they will forget everything.

"So, people's memories are always in their souls, even if they are reincarnated." Su Qingyu said.

Po Meng smiled and nodded, and said meaningfully: "You are still you, you will always be you, even if you are reincarnated."

Su Qingyu received what Meng Po meant.

He has always been him, even if he is reincarnated, he is still him. He is the person Bo Yunyi likes as always, the person he can recognize at a glance among so many people who look alike.

"However, my sister's method is a little different from mine. I can't use my soup to help you completely restore your memory." Po Meng said.

"Thank you very much." Su Qingyu said, "I have a general understanding of the past and have no obsession with recovering all the memories."

Even if a person does not have amnesia, how much can he remember when he lives to be a hundred years old? It is enough that he still remembers the most important things and people.

Mrs. Meng put down 527 whose brain was a little down, took the cigarette out of her ears to play with it, and looked at them with satisfaction, "You're welcome. I want to help Bo Yunyi. I'm very happy to see you."

It's been a long time, and she always remembers when she first met Bo Yunyi. He seemed to be eighteen years old at that time. She couldn't remember clearly, but he was less than twenty years old anyway.

He stood alone in front of the path of reincarnation, watching the ghosts go to reincarnation.

At a young age, my soul was thin, and I stood still for a day.

At that time, Po Meng had actually heard Yin Changzai talking about him. When she walked up to him, Bo Yunyi asked her: "Will you forget all the past events after you go to reincarnation?"

Po Meng said: "Yes."

That word seemed to crush the young man's shoulders. For a long time, he looked at the ghosts walking towards the path of reincarnation, towards their new and unknown life.

Po Meng asked him: "Do you want to be reincarnated?"

He shook his head, "If I don't want to, I won't go."

"Why?"

"If I reincarnate, there will be nothing left." Bo Yunyi stood beside the reincarnation path and looked at the countless reincarnation paths leading to countless worlds. "Reincarnation after reincarnation, never in the same world."

Po Meng tasted the loneliness of distance in his words. There are various assumptions about long distances in the world. It is indeed not the distance between life and death, but entering two hells.

The two underworlds are in charge of different worlds, and they will never meet again in this life or in countless lives.

Po Meng suddenly understood why Yin Changzai was so guilty. When the world's problems could not be solved even by "one death and a hundred", there was no hope anymore.

She said: "There is a world that can still connect two underworlds, you know."

"If I were reincarnated and met in the same world, he wouldn't remember me and I wouldn't remember him." He pursed his lips and breathed shallowly and quickly, "There is nothing more terrifying than this."

Po Meng immediately understood why he did not want to reincarnate.

Later, the Fengdu underworld came into being with the Fengdu system. As a person who loves to study people's memories and is the gatekeeper of the final level of the reincarnation road in the underworld, Po Meng observed those entrusted ghosts who did not want to be reincarnated.

The old guys in the underworld said they couldn't let it go.

It's right to say "can't let go", but what they actually want is to let go, to release their obsessions, and essentially to eliminate them.

But Bo Yun's intention was different. He wanted to retain it and stubbornly used his own time to retain it.

When Po Meng was still a daughter, she thought that when she became Po Meng, she would not completely erase people's memories, but she would keep those memories in their souls.

Maybe one day, among hundreds of millions of people, in billions of reincarnations, someone will be able to discover the memory in the body, and a romantic accident will occur.

Year after year, no romantic accidents happened, but she always saw Bo Yunyi's "reservation".

This was the reason why Po Meng wanted to help him.

The memory of 527 emerged little by little. It was a little dazed and curled up at Su Qingyu's feet.

In the quiet and soothing room, Po Meng told Su Qingyu a lot about Bo Yunyi's past. When sending them off, Po Meng said: "Children, you are not an accident, but you are beautiful."

Su Qingyu was very grateful to Po Meng. In addition to Po Meng, there were also the patriarch, the chief judge, and Yin Changzai.

He said to Bo Yunyi, "How about we invite them to have a meal together?"

Of course Bo Yunyi had no objection at all, "I'll make the arrangements. When does Master want to invite you?"

"It's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, why not do it today?" Su Qingyu wanted to take this opportunity to arrange everything for them first.

It has been a week since he returned to Fengdu Underworld, and the Fengdu system has not sent him any message. Su Qingyu knew that the clan leader must have held back and did not send it to him, but this matter should be resolved.

Inviting these people here is equivalent to having all the ghosts in charge of reincarnation in the underworld, so they can discuss this matter.

The house was big enough, so they didn't go out specially, they just gathered at Bo Yunyi's house.

Several ghosts regarded this as a wedding wine and happily came to the door with drinks and gifts.

Su Qingyu has some cooking skills, but not much. He can cook human food, but he will never know how to cook food from the underworld. Most of the dishes are prepared by Bo Yunyi.

Yin Changzai and the clan leader were both a little flattered. The Grand Judge looked calm. It was not like Su Qingyu was cooking.

Po Meng went to help, but Yin Changzai stood by the kitchen and shouted: "Ms. Po Meng, please be careful, I'm afraid my memory will be confused when I wake up tomorrow morning."

Po Meng: "Then don't eat it. If you don't do anything, you still act blindly. From which world did you learn this?"

"..."

Everyone pretended not to know about their relationship, and the Grand Judge sincerely gave advice, "Yin Changzai, from now on you can go catch ghosts in a world where women are superior to men."

"..."

Su Qingyu helped Bo Yunyi put the dishes on the table and smiled without saying a word.

When everyone picked up their chopsticks to eat, he said: "Not only is this a world where women are superior to men, but all other worlds in the future will have to rely on Yin to take care of themselves."

Yin Changzai could tell something was wrong just from the title "Yin Chief". His hand holding the chopsticks froze for a few seconds, and he said with a smile: "Hahaha, no, there's Bo Yunyi, he's better than me."

Su Qingyu said with a smile: "Is Bo Yunyi better than you? Can he catch more ghosts than you?"

"Of course!" Yin Changzai praised Bo Yunyi without hesitation in front of Su Qingyu, "Bo Yunyi is the most powerful Wu Chang in our Wu Chang Palace, and the Wu Chang who has caught the most evil ghosts in recent years."

Su Qingyu: "Yes, he has captured so many evil ghosts for Wuchang Palace, should I return him to me?"

Yin Changzai was stunned for a moment. He turned around and looked around. The clan leader, Po Meng and the Grand Judge all looked at him like a fool.

"No, Su Qingyu, what do you mean?" Yin Chang sat up straight.

Su Qingyu looked at Bo Yunyi and said what he had been thinking about for several days, "I don't want to be in a different world, come with me, is it okay for us to live in my world for the rest of our lives?"

He had thought about taking Bo Yunyi to his world a long time ago. At that time, he didn't know all this. Now that he knew everything, he thought about it even more. More importantly, he felt that it was possible to realize it.

Bo Yunyi stared at him for more than ten seconds and asked, "Master, are you proposing?"

"..."

All the ghosts looked at Su Qingyu again.

Su Qingyu, who is used to big scenes and has said love words countless times, was caught off guard and was stunned, "If you go with me, of course I will be responsible for you. Don't worry, I have money, a house, and a car, and you can take care of me in the underworld." I, I will raise you in the world of heaven.”

Bo Yunyi lowered his head slightly and couldn't stop laughing for a long time, "I do."

"Wait a minute!" Yin Chang said hurriedly: "Su Qingyu, I want to keep you in the underworld!"

This is different from what he thought!

Su Qingyu: "It's not enough for my apprentice to work for you, why do you want me to work for you? Yin Changzai, everyone, Bo Yunyi has been working hard in the underworld for a hundred years, it's time to let him live his own life, right?"

The Grand Judge was the first to speak, "Yes, Bo Yunyi has not taken a break in the past hundred years. Even if he takes a break, he should take a rest for the rest of his life."

Yin Chang didn't know who he was speaking for at the moment, whether he was supporting Su Qingyu, or whether he was saying that Bo Yunyi would go to Su Qingyu's world to live his whole life and then return to the Wuchang Palace?

The patriarch then said, "If Bo Yunyi goes to your world and is reincarnated, he will be old enough to be your son. Do you have to wait for him for eighteen years?"

"..."

Su Qingyu: "Isn't this where I want to ask for your help?"

Po Meng was the first to express her firm stance, "Everyone can see Bo Yunyi's contribution to Fengdu Hell over the past hundred years. He deserves such a life, not to mention——"

She looked at the other three ghosts and said, "Let's not pretend. Isn't that what we expect to see when they are happy together? Send Buddha to the West."

The Grand Judge glanced at Bo Yunyi, who was not worried at all, "What else can we do? Even if we don't agree, can we still stop him?"

Yin Changzai: "..."

He didn't want this to be a world where he was the only one injured, so he turned to look at the patriarch.

The patriarch touched his nose and said: "According to the regulations of the Fengdu system, Su Qingyu has completed the task and can return to his own body to live out his life. I want you to spend more time together in the underworld, so I delayed the notification. of sending.”

He looked at the two of them and said, "At the same time, according to the regulations of the Fengdu system, those who are reborn must erase all memories of the mission time, including the mission itself."

Po Meng laughed, "If Bo Yunyi is reincarnated, he cannot bring his memories with him. People with memories cannot walk on the path of reincarnation, unless they are the ones taken by the host."

The patriarch said: "You don't have to follow the path of reincarnation. You can use the system and life and death to arrange a suitable identity for Bo Yunyi. Even if Su Qingyu has no memory, is that okay?"

"No." Bo Yunyi said with a cold face.

"Okay." Su Qingyu said with a smile.

Yin Chang looked at this, then that, and said, "You will regain your memory after you go back to Fengdu Hell and drink Meng Po Soup."

He saw the formality clearly and compromised appropriately. Bo Yunyi could take a vacation and spend the rest of his life with Su Qingyu, but he would definitely come back. He couldn't live without Bo Yunyi.

Because the two parties involved could not reach a unanimous opinion, the matter was put aside for the time being and was not decided that day.

After they left, Su Qingyu said to Bo Yunyi: "Why don't you agree? Are you afraid that I won't fall in love with you again without memory?"

It was expected that he could not retain the memory of this experience. It was clearly written in the system contract. This is normal. Living people in the world should not know that there is such a system in the underworld. There is a chance to be reborn after death. .

Bo Yunyi insisted: "It won't work without memory."

Su Qingyu stared at him and laughed. Bo Yunyi was stunned by the laughter, "What's wrong?"

Su Qingyu said: "You are stupid sometimes. Do you think they will really let us forget each other?"

Bo Yunyi was silent for a while, and seemed to have figured it out.

Su Qingyu sat on his lap and looked at him face to face, "Bo Yunyi, I am very grateful to them. When I am not with you, they are really good to you."

What Po Meng and Yin Chang were trying to do was to restore some memories to him, and how could they let him forget again.

The patriarch wanted to see that even if they were together well, why would he deliberately set up obstacles for them.

The Grand Judge didn't want them to forget it. He still had a script that he wanted Su Qingyu to shoot.

They just pretend to follow the rules of the underworld.

They regarded Bo Yunyi as their own child. Su Qingyu felt this way when they were at Meng Po's house in the morning.

When they went there, Meng Po wanted to smoke. When she saw Bo Yunyi, she put the cigarette behind her ear. She held it in her hand and played with it for a long time without lighting it, because Bo Yunyi didn't like the smell of smoke.

These ghosts just want them to be better, and they definitely won't really stop reminding them of each other. Maybe they are secretly planning something in their hearts.

Su Qingyu said: "Don't you think this is interesting?"

After figuring out that they didn't really have no memory, Bo Yunyi relaxed and asked, "What's so interesting?"

"We should really have no memory for a period of time, right? That period of time was, well, exciting."

Bo Yunyi: "..."

527 had just recovered his memory of more than ten years. He was a little tired and lethargic. He lay down on the sofa early and fell asleep next to the two of them.

Suning was no longer in the room.

The two of them didn't know what they thought of at the same time, and the air suddenly felt a little different.

Bo Yunyi looked down at him, her eyes seemed to have been untied from some shackles, love was pouring out wrapped in ambiguity, and she asked in a low voice: "Why is it exciting?"

"People who really love each other will fall in love with each other again and again, and fall in love with a stranger again, but isn't it exciting to be the lover of the previous life?" Su Qingyu put her fingers on Bo Yunyi's arm, and lightly felt the lines under the shirt with her fingertips, "You Say, did you fall in love with me first, or did I fall in love with you first? What would I do if I fell in love with you first?"

Bo Yunyi lowered his head a little, looking at his dazzling smile, his eyes became deeper and deeper, "How to do it?"

Su Qingyu said nothing and looked at him.

In the previous world, because of the existence of resentful ghosts, they did not have any close contact, and their eyes were very restrained.

During the week they returned to Fengdu Underworld, they had been very restrained because Suning was far away.

Su Qingyu likes to see the way Bo Yunyi looks at her like this. She usually has a cold aura and indifferent eyebrows. When he looks at her like this, his love is clear and hot.

Not only can he see the unique beauty of melting snow, he can feel wrapped in love, but he can also feel the comfortable and soft temperature inside.

The two looked at each other quietly and deeply. Su Qingyu felt the love getting stronger and stronger, smiled, and got off him directly.

Bo Yunyi was stunned for a moment and looked up at him.

Su Qingyu: "It's very late, get ready to go to bed, good night."

Bo Yunyi: "..."

Seeing that Su Qingyu was really walking towards the guest room, Bo Yunyi stood up and said, "Master, which room do you want to sleep in?"

Su Qingyu turned around in surprise, "Didn't I always sleep in this room? If I don't sleep in this room, which room should I sleep in?"

At this time, even his expression of innocent surprise can make people's hearts tremble.

Bo Yunyi looked at him intently, her Adam's apple rolling, her voice low and hoarse, "Let's sleep together."

Su Qingyu's peach blossom eyes rose, "Isn't it appropriate?"

After saying this, he entered the room and closed the door.

Bo Yunyi: "..."

When 527 woke up vaguely, he saw that the living room had been replaced by a night light. The lights were dim and atmospheric, but not very clear.

It faintly heard the sound of running water, someone was taking a bath.

It took a few seconds for it to react. It was lying on the sofa. There was a person sitting next to the sofa. That person was Bo Yunyi. It didn't feel like Bo Yunyi. It felt keenly that Bo Yunyi's unwavering feeling was gone. Yes, more like a certain emperor.

527 Sure enough, he saw Bo Yunyi sitting for a while and then standing up again. His gaze changed several times, but he didn't look towards the room where the sound of water came from.

After a while, Bo Yunyi sat down again.

527 saw him with his eyes closed, his upper body leaning back on the sofa, his head resting on the top of the sofa, his neck tilted back, and his sharp Adam's apple rolling up and down.

It was dazed for a moment, and when it heard Bo Yunyi's shallow and deep breathing, its brain began to rotate slowly.

Before he could figure out what was going on, 527 heard the sound of water stop, and then the sound of the door opening.

The second the door opened, it saw Bo Yunyi's fingers tremble. It's true, it must have read it correctly. Bo Yunyi trembled, and the head of Wuchang Dangdang trembled, not just his fingers.

527 was in a daze and did not hear the sound of approaching footsteps. When it heard the sound again, the sound was already close at hand. It was its host who said to it, "I forgot you here."

The host's fingers fell on its neck, which was wet, and a drop of water dripped into its neck.

Then it felt that in addition to the wet fingers of that hand, there was also a dry finger falling on the back of his head.

527 was even more confused.

It took several seconds for it to realize that it was not the dry hand that also landed on the back of its head, but the dry hand that went to hold the wet hand and touched it.

The two hands should be holding together on its neck at this time, I don't know what kind of posture they are in.

527 heard something strange breathing, and lay there with his head stiffened, not daring to move for some reason. Only his ears were secretly erect.

"Master, stop torturing me."

The hand rubbed 527's head and was pulled by a force. There was another person on the sofa.

"Do you know what I was thinking about when I was taking a shower?"

"What are you thinking about?"

"Why don't you come in? I feel so bad."

527: "…………"

Save, save, save, help!

Will it continue to pretend not to wake up now?

It was impossible to listen to the rest of the words, whether they were intermittent indistinct sounds or words.

"Can I be less respectful to my teachers?"

"You don't even have to be a gentleman."

527 is dead.

The Yin Qi in Fengdu's underworld gradually deepened, covering up all the wet sounds, and then turned from deep to shallow, and the sky became brighter.

527 opened his eyes and saw Bo Yunyi coming out of the room. When he bent down to look at it, the collar of the bathrobe slid down, and red marks in the shape of teeth and thin lines were visible all over it.

Bo Yunyi said: "527, you haven't seen your good friend the red panda for a long time, right? Do you want to go and play with it today?"

The voice was hoarse and hoarse and something was wrong.

527 declined slightly, "I don't want to play with it today."

Bo Yunyi had already given the identity card to it, "We are going to Master's world soon. You may not see it for sixty or seventy years. Go find it and have fun. You don't have to come back tonight."

527: "...What about tomorrow?"

Bo Yunyi: "Come back the day after tomorrow?"

527: "..."

527 was sent to the elevator by Bo Yunyi. He gave it his ID card, but there was no need to prepare anything else for it.

527 wanted to give him a warning, but suddenly saw him move and block it.

But 527 had already seen it, and there was a very innocent foot stepping on the carpet in front of him.

When the elevator door slowly closed, it saw the foot rising as the owner was picked up, and landed on the white bathrobe on Bo Yunyi's waist. Except for the red area, it was whiter than his bathrobe.

527: "..."

This home is not clean inside or out.

527 played with the red panda for three days, but no one came to take it home.

527 desperately wanted to max out Bo Yunyi's card, but found to his anguish that it was impossible to max out the card of this century-old high-risk workaholic.

"Red Panda, they forgot about me."

"What did they do to forget you?"

"..."

From the red panda's point of view, 527's host is indeed the perfect host in its mind. He is very considerate and allowed 527 to get along with friends for a week before taking 527 away from Fengdu Underworld.

It wasn't until the day they left the underworld that they took away 527, who was in the midst of blessings and didn't know how to be blessed, under its envious and reluctant eyes.

It may be seventy years before we see its 527 again.