Unemployed at the Beginning, I Let the Singer Come Back

Another half hour has passed since the premiere.

It was finally over.

Jiang Yang waved his hand to bid farewell to Poisonous Tongue, then staggered down the steps and left.

Venomous Tongue breathed a sigh of relief.

He felt that if he stayed with Jiang Yang any longer, his waist would be flashed sooner or later. His ideas were too wild and unconstrained. From the fish that showed off to the old man and the sea inexplicably, what kind of story could an old man write about fishing?

Just an old man.

Nowadays, the short movies between two people are fast-forwarded without adding a little plot. What kind of story can an old man write?

Venomous Tongue lowered his head and followed the crowd out of the theater.

After leaving the cinema, he conveniently sent the two messages he promised Jiang Yang, proving that the barrage was sent by Jiang Yang. He also sent a photo of Jiang Yang, proving that it was really Jiang Yang who asked him to send it. Yes, the traffic given for free is not free.

Then.

He just went home and wrote about Heijiangnan.

no way.

As a self-media promoter who started in Heijiangnan, does not take sides, and mainly enjoys eating melons and having fun, it is difficult to turn around. Although the movie is good and awesome, if he does not write in a negative light, fans will think that He took the money.

This misunderstanding can be disastrous once it occurs.

Not to mention that he didn't get any money, but he still had to lose fans like crazy.

Pay both ends.

so--

In front of milk powder money, conscience is nothing.

However--

After returning home, I scratched my head and scratched my head for a long time, but I couldn't think of a good angle to cut in.

In the past, Teacher Jiangnan's movies were just enough to keep your eyes closed, and there were materials everywhere. Now Jiangyang leads Teacher Jiangnan to play a high-end game, and his tongue is so vicious that it is not very fun to complain.

This grandson is really ruining people’s fortunes!

The venomous tongue wanted to blackmail him.

"ah!"

The poisonous tongue cannot be written, scratching the ears and cheeks.

He grabbed a ticket to watch the premiere today, thinking that he would publish the article before it was released. It would be a waste if he couldn't write it.

Poisonous Tongue stood up, walked around aimlessly twice, and for some reason turned to the refrigerator.

There is a large bottle of Coke in the refrigerator.

This is what his wife left over from making Coke chicken wings for lunch.

Poisonous Tongue thought for a while, took a cup, poured a cup of Coke, and soaked a few wolfberries.

Not to mention, it’s quite useful.

At least the coldness of the Coke calmed his anxious heart.

At this time.

His wife came over with her cell phone in hand: "Husband, your push has gone viral."

Poisonous Tongue: "What?"

His wife let him see it.

Poisonous Tongue took a look and saw that Huo's tweet was the one he had just sent, which proved that the barrage was from Jiang Yang.

Venomous Tongue was confused: "Why is this so popular?"

He also read the reviews when he entered the house, and most of the reviews were "Dao Jiang Yang".

Poisonous Tongue also felt that Jiang Yang, the grandson, should be killed.

If you marry a big devil, you can just stay in bed and have fun secretly, but if you still show off in front of other people's barrages, you deserve to be stabbed.

but--

There are not only tens of thousands of people who want to kill Jiangyang, but tens of thousands.

even--

He watched a variety show yesterday, and several guests were doing push-ups while answering questions during a game session. When the host asked who the most annoying person was, a few young people blurted out: "Jiang Yang."

This shows how much Jiang Yang is hated.

so--

It's not unusual for him to be hated, but it's unusual for him not to be hated. Jiang Yang shouldn't become popular again because of his push.

His wife: "They found Jiang Yang's account on the video website."

When his wife has nothing to do, she often checks the venomous self-media accounts.

She had already sacrificed her idol, so naturally she had to see how many leeks she could cut. Then, when she checked just now, she found that someone had found Jiang Yang's account on the video website based on the barrage.

Poisonous Tongue was surprised: "Ah, can anyone check who sent the barrage?"

His wife: "It seems like something was used."

Anyway, these people opened the box of Jiang Yang’s account, and then they followed up and found a lot of Jiang Yang’s comments.

"ah!"

Poisonous Tongue immediately became nervous.

Although he wanted to be black Jiangyang, but not this kind of black.

He thinks Jiang Yang is pretty good.

After opening the box, if he looked at a certain young lady, or said or liked something inappropriate, which ultimately ruined Jiang Yang's reputation, then he would have committed a serious crime.

He took a sip of Coke: "What did you find out?"

His wife: “Quite a few.”

When the box was opened, Jiang Yang's fans were most excited. They wanted to get evidence to prove whether Jiang Yang was Jiang Yang.

besides--

There are also many people who want to see Jiang Yang like a certain girl’s dancing video.

But they were all disappointed.

Jiang Yang's account spends most of his time in the game area, chatting with Reborn;

Ask a question below the game master's video game: How can you turn defeat into victory after having five people fight against you in the game?

I also asked about the configuration of the UP main racing simulator. I am a complete game geek.

From time to time, Jiang Yang would post videos of Li Yu's concerts or god-level scenes, and post a few flirty words: "Actually, I think Li Yu is just average-looking. After all, you can see her as soon as you open your eyes - "

The likes for these saucy comments are quite high.

Many people below responded: "I'll do it, I'm diabetic!"

"Don't reward him, my urine is yellow!"

"You all get out of the way, I'm pissed!"

He also told him to stop drinking and "come and eat some cephalosporins."

"Ha ha."

The sharp-tongued wife feels that Jiang Yang's grandson is too hateful.

certainly.

Jiang Yang also appears in the "Jiang Yang" book section, but there is no direct evidence that he wrote it. Most of them are bragging about the author's reputation, or debating malicious derogatory comments, or simply saying " The Lord doesn’t care”.

but--

When faced with comments that sincerely pointed out errors, such as the unreasonableness in "Earth Cannon", Jiang Yang would admit it in the comment area, and would even ask for advice or discuss how the unreasonable things should be corrected, or what science is like in reality, etc. wait.

This makes the sharp-tongued wife think this person is quite awesome.

Quite aboveboard.

She knows that people who write have a problem, that is, they regard what they write as their own children. Especially when what they write is sought after by many people, they will feel that they are great and cannot listen to other people's opinions and opinions. criticize.

and--

Words are indeed something that sometimes means the public is right and the mother-in-law is right.

How about we say that Wen Wu is the first?

Since he is his own child, objectively speaking, it is difficult to comment rationally.

This is human nature.

but--

Jiang Yang's objectivity and rationality made his sharp-tongued wife feel that this book was not written with all her heart and soul.

But I can see him going around defending the author, boasting about how awesome and awesome the author is, saying that the author of "The East" is the king of reasoning, and the author of "Country Teacher" is the hope of domestic science fiction, etc. He can't even come up with words like that, and I feel that he is is the true author.

It's quite contradictory anyway.

Quite cute too.

It was very similar to the funny videos she had seen, in which two children competed. My dad is great, my dad is also great, and my dad dares to eat shit. The metaphor is a bit disgusting, but the venomous wife felt that Jiang Yang was talking to the child when he posted these comments. The tone and demeanor are similar.

Jiang Yang also appeared in the editing and film reviews of "Underground Traffic Station".

But it's all nonsense.

There was a bass player who played a really awesome solo on stage, but the audience didn't hear it. The bass player couldn't say come and see me, he could only hold it in, and then it became very uncomfortable, and in the end he could only perform somersaults. To win applause.

to be honest.

Seeing the jokes on this account, my venomous wife felt sorry for Jiang Yang and was suffocating her child.

The only difference is——

Under a video discussing why "Underground Traffic Station" is not an anti-Japanese drama.

When many fans of "Traffic Station" used details, lines, props, plots, and tragic core to give examples of why "Underground Traffic Station" is not an anti-Japanese drama, Jiang Yang's account replied: "If it is not a drama, I'm afraid you will be depressed. Will cry."