Urban: My pain can brush money!

Chapter 107 You write texts, I write songs!!!

Su Mengmeng found that the relationship between the two daughters and Wang Xiaonian was very good, especially the tall girl, whose appearance and figure were more than those of herself at the same age.

This made Su Mengmeng can’t help but sigh, it is difficult for the aesthetics of girls in this era to change.

Actually like fat people?

Well, although Wang Xiaonian is now much thinner than when they first met, his figure has gradually become stronger, a bit like taking the European and American ‘type man’ route.

But didn’t girls in their student days like tall, thin, handsome boys?

What’s going on?

Soon, Su Mengmeng noticed that the bully dogs were bold one by one.

Today’s two little beauties, as well as yesterday’s one, seem to be attracted by this bully dog.

“Good guy, no wonder you have a dog, it turns out to be this.”

Su Mengmeng guessed in her heart not long after.

The two daughters left Wang Xiaonian’s house.

One second ago, he was very dignified, and the intellectual Su Mengmeng became a gossip girl in a second.

“Xiao Nian, tell Sister Su if that girl called ‘Zhizhi’ is a girl you like.”

Su Mengmeng asked with a smile.

“Hmm.”

Wang Xiaonian did not deny it at this time, but nodded straightforwardly, uh…

This moment gave Su Mengmeng a whole thing.

You have to be so reserved, just say it, let me gossip thoughts at once.

“What about the iron iron yesterday? In your young year, others clean your balcony and bring you food, you can’t be a scumbag. ”

Su Mengmeng suddenly thought of something, and said seriously.

“Sister Su, didn’t I say that yesterday? I and Iron are brothers. ”

Wang Xiaonian said.

“Is it? But I don’t think that’s what other people think! ”

Su Mengmeng said meaningfully.

“Sister Su, how did you know this? By the way, Sister Su, I haven’t met your boyfriend yet. ”

Wang Xiaonian asked with a smile.

Su Mengmeng was suddenly speechless, he was indeed still a single dog, and he didn’t seem qualified to analyze these with him.

“Sister Su, what is your boyfriend doing?”

Wang Xiaonian saw from Su Mengmeng’s embarrassed little eyes that she was a single dog, so she treated her body with her human way, “cough.” ”

Su Mengmeng cleared her throat and said with a straight face: “It’s not early, what is your homework today.” ”

There are exams tomorrow and no homework today.

To this end, Wang Xiaonian plans to raid English.

But soon, Su Mengmeng was surprised to find that this guy who could do competition topics had a crotch pulling to a miserable degree in English.

“Xiaonian, was your English taught by a physical education teacher?”

Su Mengmeng rubbed her head and said speechlessly.

“Harm. Sister Su, complaining can’t solve the problem. ”

Wang Xiaonian comforted, “Thank you for your comfort.” ”

Su Mengmeng rolled her eyes: “Sister Su, English multiple-choice questions are not regular, what three short and one long, choose the longest…, what comes, do you remember?” ”

Wang Xiaonian suddenly remembered his exam secrets in high school, but he couldn’t remember it clearly for a while, and the overall mantra: “What you are talking about is [three long and one short, choose the shortest, three short and one long choose, the longest two long and two short, choose B with the same length, the same short, choose A, the length is different, choose D, uneven, and C is invincible]. ”

The corner of Su Mengmeng’s mouth twitched and said.

“Yes! Right! Right! ”

“That’s it!”

“You say it again!”

Wang Xiaonian suddenly came to the spirit, as if he was a drowning person who saw the branches suspended on the surface of the water, which made Su Mengmeng completely speechless.

I! Su Mengmeng! Project 211! Excellent graduates of Sichuan-Chongqing Normal University actually teach this thing to students?

How can this work?

“Choose A with the same length and shortness!”

A minute later, Su Mengmeng corrected, “Oh. ”

Wang Xiaonian nodded and recited the secret of this exam again, Wang Xiaonian In addition to English, mathematics, physics and chemistry are all high-level copies that can be brushed alone, and the two generations of Chinese are people, except for the silent writing of poetry, there should be no problems in other aspects.

Tonight, in addition to memorizing the secret book, Wang Xiaonian also asked Su Mengmeng to complete some English versatile short sentences for himself and used it in writing.

On the way home, Su Mengmeng couldn’t help but sigh in his heart, today is the day he is making up for Wang Xiaonian, but what did he make up for that kid.

Never mind!

Anyway, I won’t be a tutor in the future.

Following.

The monthly exam begins.

Like the college entrance examination, the first day is Chinese in the morning and mathematics in the afternoon.

The next morning is polymath and afternoon English.

The first session of the language test is mainly to suppress shock, after all, the subject of language, whether it is a good score or a poor grade, can be written.

After being reborn, although Wang Xiaonian knew a few unpopular poems, his memory was mediocre, and it was quite difficult for him to fill in this part of the poems.

In order to get a good result, Wang Xiaonian went all out.

In the Chinese language test, there are two classical Chinese texts, one easy and one difficult, but today, both Chinese texts are very bitter and difficult to understand.

The examination room is divided according to the results, and Wang Xiaonian, who has the last score, is arranged in the penultimate examination room, at this time, not only the candidates in this examination room, but also scratch their ears and cheeks in the face of literary and literary texts, even the candidates in the first few examination rooms are frowning.

The average candidate, in the exam, in the face of difficult problems, will temporarily avoid the edge, wait for the completion of other questions before doing.

But Wang Xiaonian has developed the bad habit of ‘facing difficulties’…

“Ding, pain value +1!”

“Ding, pain value +2!”

The pain value increased by doing difficult problems made Wang Xiaonian even more immersed.

Time passes minute by minute.

After Wang Xiaonian understood these two classical texts.

There was only half an hour left before the exam.

At this time, most of the candidates’ essays were written halfway, only Wang Xiaonian was still a large blank, which couldn’t help but make the invigilator who was patrolling couldn’t help but shake his head: “I’ll go!” ”

After Wang Xiaonian learned that there was not enough time, he smiled bitterly in his heart, and then began to accelerate.

It took about 27 minutes for Wang Xiaonian to finish writing all the topics except for the essay.

“There are still 5 minutes left before the exam, and the students who have finished it, check it well to see if the questions that have not been missed have not been done.”

The invigilator reminded.

3 minutes!

Write an essay!

Even Wang Xiaonian, who has [Keyboard Man] skills, is a little difficult.

What’s more, writing an essay is not copying an essay, which requires a concept.

Another minute passed.

Wang Xiaonian carefully studied the composition topics and requirements.

[Wine is a way to eliminate worries passed down from ancient times, and Emperor Wei Wudi said: “How to relieve worries, only Du Kang. ”

There is also a saying of “wine table culture” in contemporary times, please write an article based on the theme of wine] or “worry”. In addition to the poetry carrier, the word count should meet 800. 】

Hey…

This composition requirement means that 800 words must be written except for poetry.

“2 minutes to go!”

“That classmate don’t look around.”

Just as Wang Xiaonian was thinking, the voice of the invigilator sounded again.

The person who was said was the little fat Zhou Lieyin who wanted to peek at other people’s answers.

“There you have it!”

“Writing argumentative essays, expository essays, narrative essays, I’m too late.”

“But I can write songs.”

Wang Xiaonian suddenly came to the inspiration and wrote on the test paper.

“When you walk into this joyful field, with all your dreams and thoughts on your back, all kinds of makeup, you pick up a wine glass and say to yourself a glass of tribute to the rising sun and a glass of moonlight”

At this time, the students in the classroom almost stopped writing, and Wang Xiaonian’s appearance of writing hard naturally attracted the invigilator.

The invigilator, who frowned, saw that Wang Xiaonian was writing an essay at this time…

First shook his head.

As if to say: what kind of thing is this writing.

But when he saw “a cup of honor to the rising sun, a cup to honor the moonlight”, the whole person’s expression changed greatly.

This composition seems to be a song. One