Valley Emperor

Li Xuan originally thought that it would be easy to teach a group of indigenous people to learn addition, subtraction, multiplication and division and the most basic common sense of astronomy and geography.

But what he didn't expect was that when he tried to teach these natives to learn modern knowledge himself, the result would make him collapse.

The first batch of students who studied with Li Xuan and became the disciples of the emperor were all selected from the half-old children in the former guards. There were fifteen people in total, ranging in age from thirteen to fifteen years old. These people Because he is smart and eager to learn, he was also the first to be selected to study in the literacy class.

After more than half a year of studying in the literacy class, they have already been able to recognize some of the most basic common words. To put it bluntly, their reading and writing skills are already on a par with the kindergarten children of later generations, and they are still large classes!

I don't know how much better than a group of foreigners who have worked hard to learn Chinese for several years and can't even pronounce it correctly!

But Li Xuan found that their language level was comparable to that of the kindergarten students, but also found that they had the same problems as the kindergarten children!

On the first day of the class, when Li Xuan taught them to add, before Li Xuan could talk about one plus one and one plus two, there was a simple and honest-looking young officer who raised his hand to ask questions.

Seeing the simple and honest boy raising his hand to ask questions, Li Xuan nodded with a smile: "This classmate, do you have any questions?"

"Your Majesty, why does one plus one equal two?" The simple and honest boy patted his head as he spoke, showing a very embarrassed expression. He didn't understand the simple question of one plus one equaling two. Feel quite ashamed!

Upon hearing this question, Li Xuan opened his mouth slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth for a long time, but nothing came out.

Damn, are you sure you're an aboriginal boy who hasn't even learned the simplest addition within ten? To be able to ask such a profound question, don't you **** cross over and embarrass me!

"Why does one plus one equal two? This classmate asked a good question!" Li Xuan said while recalling the mathematics knowledge that he had already given back to the teacher. It seemed that there was a formula that could prove why one plus one equals two. Yes, what is it called Pi?

Ma Dan, how come the names of these foreigners are so complicated that he can't remember what formula it is, it can't be a preserved egg, right? Although the preserved egg and thin pork porridge is delicious, it can't solve why one plus one equals two!

How to explain the formula of the skin, one plus one equals two, let me think about it!

Li Xuan recalled for a long time, those formulas were playing hide-and-seek like a loach. He thought and thought, and occasionally thought of a little bit, but more of it was like looking at flowers in the fog, and he couldn't think of it at all.

Li Xuan's complexion, who couldn't recall it for a long time, slowly changed.

At this moment, he felt that his pride as a traveler was broken by a little indigenous boy!

The numbness is unbearable!

Immediately, his face turned positive: "This classmate, you must have a correct learning attitude, and don't be too arrogant. One plus one involves the movement of the heavens and the earth, and the profound problem of the truth of everything is not something you should be able to touch now!"

As soon as these words came out, the simple and honest boy who asked the question below showed a panicked expression, and there were some doubts in the panic. Why is one plus one equal to two a profound question?

He doesn't understand!

After the above-mentioned Li Xuan said this, he felt that it was too heavy, and I was afraid it would dampen the enthusiasm of these teenagers to study.

Immediately, his expression softened a little, and he said in a kind old grandfather's tone: "This question, you will naturally know when you grow up!"

After listening to Li Xuan's words, the simple and honest boy showed an expression that seemed to have something to gain. It turned out that he was too young to understand!

But how old do you have to be to grow up? I am fourteen years old this year, and the family has already told him a marriage. The woman is the daughter of another famous bandit family in the mountains. When you are fifteen years old next year, you will get married. Will you be considered grown up by then?

In the next few days, Li Xuan discovered that the phrase 'you will know when you grow up' is nothing short of panacea. Whenever the indigenous students asked some messy questions, he could use this phrase to deal with it.

They often ask common sense that seems simple but is actually quite cumbersome to explain, such as why the moon and sun don't fall in the sky?

Is the ground under our feet round? And it's still spinning? So why don't we fall? Why are dark clouds grey and why the rainbow has seven colors...

Li Xuan will give them a detailed explanation at the beginning, but he will soon find out that the more the explanation, the more problems.

He explains to them that the sun doesn't fall because of gravity, and they ask what is gravity and who is Newton? Why is the name so strange!

And it often leads to a lot of math problems, which finally made Li Xuan a little angry. Nima, you are still a group of kindergarten children. You can't even learn addition and subtraction within 100. Now you want to learn junior high school students content?

Ma egg, wait until you grow up!

I have to say that teaching these young officers in the army is the most difficult, troublesome, and maddening thing that Li Xuan has encountered since he crossed. Fighting, I have suffered so much along the way without feeling anything, and I have never thought about giving up.

But facing these young officers and students, Li Xuan wanted to give up his teaching plan more than once in his heart!

But for the rise of the Tang Dynasty, UU reading www.uukanshu.com for the emperor's throne under Li Xuan's ass, and also for someone to do it for him in the future, to teach more people, he endured it with great determination!

As the saying goes, when a man is given a great responsibility by the heavens, he must first suffer his mind and will, labor his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, empty his body, and disturb his actions, so he moves his mind and tolerance, and strengthens his inability.

God let him be the emperor, of course, he must suffer a little first, and he can't lie down and sleep by himself, all the benefits will come, right?

So Li Xuan endured it for half a month, but after half a month, he finally couldn't bear it anymore. After another class that exhausted him, Li Xuan announced a vacation, and it was three consecutive classes. sky!

He has to take it easy, or if he continues to be tormented like this, his young mind will collapse sooner or later!

But he was so miserable as a teacher, those students don't expect how much better this holiday, but he left a lot of homework for these students, enough for them to spend the next three days From morning to night, from night to dawn!

A mere child, dare to be crazy with the old man, so much homework, you can't do it!