Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Chen Yongan stepped into the logistics department of the branch, and the room that was a little noisy just now fell silent instantly.

He glanced around and saw that in addition to a few security guards, there were also two duty leaders from the logistics department.

Of course, there were also the two precious people who were being held up by their collars. They were aggrieved and did not dare to say a word. When they saw the person coming and the members of Team 157 following behind them, they even shrank their heads in shame.

Chen Yongan slapped his face with his palm.

If he hadn't come here just for these two guys, he wouldn't want to admit that he knew them at all.

At this time, the pot-bellied logistics leader stepped forward and said: "President Chen, you are here, they, these two guys, steal things! People from our Weird Investigation Bureau can actually steal things! And they keep saying that they are A new hero just a few days ago.”

"I do remember that there was a meeting two days ago to announce this matter, but I was on a business trip and didn't make it. Oh, I just checked the identity information of the two of them, and there was no information about the hero's honor at all. , the problem is to inform his captain Chen Feng first, these people also insist that they are heroes, so they just want to trouble you, President Chen."

"Um, they aren't really heroes, are they?" The chubby leader asked tentatively, rubbing his hands.

Although he really didn't want to get involved in this matter, it had come to this point, and Chen Yongan could only nod his head honestly.

"Well, yes, I took them to participate in an emergency mission a few days ago. Without my approval, their hero's information cannot be entered into the system, which will cause trouble for you."

"No trouble, no trouble. President Chen has many things to do every day, so some minor negligence is excusable." The man immediately changed his face, and then waved to several security guards.

"Why are you guys still carrying our heroes? Let's go, let's go, let's go!"

The two fierce ghost-level wronged children later regained their freedom, but they still lowered their heads in shame and did not dare to look at anyone.

Chen Yongan: "(_)"

He waved his hands and turned to leave: "You two, eh? Where is Qiu Yu? Forget it, we will find him later and the three of you will come to my office together."

The weak figure gradually disappeared while holding on to the wall.

He Nianqing raised one eye to observe, then leaned towards Duan Ming and whispered: "President Chen is gone. He seems to be seriously injured."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go, let's go."

Duan Ming's eyebrows didn't move, and his cute little hands turned into phantoms and quickly patted He Nian's trouser legs.

But he didn't even take two steps, and in a blink of an eye, he was blocked by several security guards.

Duan Ming smiled coyly: "Ha, ha, ha, isn't it just a misunderstanding? It's okay, it's okay. We don't take it to heart. Don't feel guilty."

The logistics man's voice sounded behind him, and his expression was a little embarrassed.

"No, um, first of all, we have to apologize for the misunderstanding just now, but let me explain in advance that this is definitely not for targeting. It is a rule set by the president of the Trickster Association long ago. Whoever eats the food has to pay for it. Money, at least in the cafeteria of the bureau, there will never be a situation where anyone treats guests to dinner. It can also be regarded as a reflection from the president that the growth of our members of the Investigation Bureau must rely on individuals, so..."

So what?

You have to pay.

He Nian immediately felt a little unhappy, and his big head shook: "What do you mean by that? Don't think that I don't know that these vegetables are used by you to open small stoves for the leaders. Why do you have to charge us for them?" "

The logistics guy smiled awkwardly: "I don't deny this, but... people spend money on these better foods."

"Well"

The two heroes were silent. They quietly looked at Chen Feng and others aside, and received a slight nod of affirmation.

After a moment of silence, Duan Ming broke the silence first and said with a smile on his face: "Hahaha, it should be right, but we don't know the rules. We will give you money now. How much is the total?"

"Let's just call it the cost price. You can get it for ten thousand."

Duan Ming's expression froze, and then he winked at He Nian crazily.

He Nian: "???"

What do you want me to do?

He took out two pants pockets very simply.

Empty.

Duan Ming was stunned.

How shameless.

Then he followed the same pattern and took out two empty trouser pockets.

While smiling coquettishly: "Well, the two of us are still poor students, and we haven't even been paid our first month's internship salary. Look,"

As they spoke, the two pairs of chicken thieves glanced to the side with dejected eyes.

Chen Feng slapped his forehead.

"Okay, wait for me here."

"Okay, okay, okay, this money is considered a loan to you, and you will have to pay it back when your wages are paid."

He reached for his pants.

Then he dug out two empty trouser pockets.

His eyes glanced behind him.

Xu Haoran and Meng Qian followed suit.

Finally, his eyes focused on Ji Xian who was watching the show.

He curled his lips and spit out half of the melon seed shell.

"What are you doing? Don't tell me you have no money."

"No."×3

Chen Feng: "Except for some living expenses that I have reserved, I have donated the rest of the money to orphaned children whose families were destroyed by the invasion of ghosts. Now it is almost the end of the month, and there is not much money left."

Xu Haoran: "I work with boss Chen Feng."

Meng Qian: "Me too!"

"Depend on!"

Ji Xian finally paid the meal for Duan Ming and the others with a distressed look on his face.

Ten thousand yuan for a meal is so damn expensive.

But Duan Ming had helped him a lot. Once the money was spent, he didn't have the nerve to ask for it back.

"Your Majesty, this money is just a small token of filial piety to you. There is no need to pay it back." He said with a smile.

"Presumptuous!" Duan Ming suddenly raised his eyebrows coldly.

"What do you mean? Who do you think I am? Would I be so shameless?"

"I promise my life to the letter. Once I make a promise, it will be hard to follow up. If I say I will pay back, I will never default on it."

"I will definitely pay you back."

Ji Xian immediately covered his mouth: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

The incident of stealing has passed for the time being, and the two fierce ghost bosses were finally fished out. Except for Qiu Yu, Team 157 gathered together.

And just as a few people slowly moved upstairs, the fish that slipped through the net showed up again, and was immediately grabbed around the neck by the angry big man.

"It hurts, it hurts, please be gentle!" Qiu Yu's pitiful little figure kept slapping the thigh-thick arms clamped around his neck.

He Nian bared his teeth: "Humph, you have the nerve to say that? Didn't you just tell me to take the lead? Why didn't you send out any reminder? You even ran away by yourself! I'll pinch you to death, ahhhhhhhhhhhh ah!"

Qiu Yu's face turned red from being pinched, but he knew he was in the wrong, so he opened his mouth but didn't say anything in defense.

Until he saw Duan Ming take out a pair of sunglasses and prepare to put them on.

"Witch! Dad! Stop!"

"Dad, I was wrong. I was so scared at the time. If my father, my biological father, knew that I stole things, he would have to break my legs!"

Duan Ming put on his sunglasses for a moment, then used his eyes and legs to scratch his face.

"Forget it, let him go."

Unexpectedly, Qiu Yu's eyes suddenly widened even more, and he firmly grabbed He Nian's hand that wanted to let go and stuck it on his neck.

"No, no, no, He Nian, if you continue, please persuade Duan Ming to stop writing things down in that book!"

Duan Ming quickly put away his small notebook and said happily: "Don't worry, I'm just writing, I'm not tired."

Do I really care if you are tired?

Qiu Yu wants to cry but has no tears.

Filial piety is a dilemma.

At this time, Duan Ming put his arm around the gun-playing boy's shoulders familiarly and said kindly: "Okay, let's stop here. I also understand your difficulties."

Qiu Yu: "(ó﹏ò)"

"Really?"

"Really, my destiny is irreversible!"

"but."

"I need your help with a little something."

Qiu Yu was stunned: "What?"

Duan Ming did not respond hastily, but instead raised his chin towards the confused Ji Xian, clenched his fist and hit his chest.

Good brothers, in my heart.

If you mess with me, you will never suffer.

If you say you will pay back the money, you will definitely pay it back.

The team parted ways on the fifth floor of the branch. All Chen Yongan wanted to see was Duan Ming. Chen Feng agreed to wait downstairs and went downstairs.

The three of them took a deep breath together at the door, and Duan Ming stepped forward and knocked on the door.

Knock knock knock~

"Come in."

The office was very luxurious, and the overall style was serious. Right in front, a stalwart figure sat at the table. The solemn expression on Chen Yongan's face made He Nian feel like he was at a trial.

Chen Yongan gestured towards the three seats that had been arranged in front of him.

"sit."

Duan Ming went there first, sat down with a relaxed expression, opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

Chen Yong'an: "Don't be too nervous. I'm here just to understand the situation with you. If you have anything to say, it doesn't matter."

Duan Ming hesitated for a while before speaking.

"Actually, I think you don't need to pretend to be so hard."

"Did you see it?"

Chen Yongan's expression fell, and his upright upper body immediately slumped against the back of the seat. His face, which was rosy and shiny just now, instantly became much paler.

The body is soft, but the mouth is still hard.

"TNND, if my body had entered at that time, how could it have ended up like this?"

The trio fell silent.

If you had gone in with your true body, there would have been no soft spots.

Before the three of them came out of the Secret Realm, Duan Ming had agreed on the same standards. It was related to what year, and the fact that there was a ghost who looked exactly the same in the Secret Realm must not be revealed. What's more, it was already clear to Duan Ming that the reason for entering the Crazy Wen Village dungeon this time was Bringing the two newcomers along, no doubt someone wanted to observe He Nian. As for Qiu Yu, he was simply given a ride.

So in the subsequent questioning, Duan Ming almost described the dungeon process from Wang Tao's perspective, and the answer Chen Yongan got was naturally no different from before.

He slumped in his seat the whole time, and his expression became more and more solemn.

"So after we came out at that time, what happened inside? I was dead, but you are all okay?"

I have already prepared for this period of my life.

"Who said that? We also died, but later the other party did not execute us first, but killed the one who fought with you first. After we completed the final hidden mission, we obtained a scapegoat, and then we survived. Come back."

"Fortunately, that person disappeared immediately afterwards. We thought not to waste a precious item that was separated from the dungeon, so we waited until the dungeon ended naturally."

"Has the final hidden mission been completed?" Chen Yongan murmured.

Putting it this way, it makes perfect sense logically.

"So you saw the face of the person who took action?" He asked anxiously at this time.

coming!

Duan Ming's eyes flashed.

"I saw it," he replied, "but I didn't see it clearly. He was too fast."

Chen Yongan was completely paralyzed and forced himself to sit up: "Think about it more carefully? There must be some special characteristics, or..."

He didn't say any more in the second half of the sentence, but just glanced at He Nian who looked confused.

Duan Ming pretended to think about it for a long time.

"Unexpectedly, it was like a gust of wind, and no one could be seen clearly."

"President Chen seems to be particularly concerned about this person? Is there something special about him?"

Chen Yongan's body collapsed again. After experiencing the excitement just now, his face became even paler.

"It's okay, this is not something you and I can understand yet."

"It's good that you can come back safely. Everyone should go back and rest first."

He waved his hand and motioned for everyone to go out.

Duan Ming understood and led the two of them to prepare to leave.

"Wait." Chen Yongan's weak voice sounded from behind again.

"Duan Ming, then why did you shout "Hen Nian" at the last moment?"

In an instant, the big man quickly disappeared outside the door. Duan Mingqiu and Yu also pretended not to hear and quickly left the office.

The door was closed and the room fell into silence again.

Chen Yongan calmly pressed the mini headset next to his ear: "President, you have seen it all."

"There should be something wrong with the year."

Outside, the trio hurriedly walked for a long time. After descending several floors in a row, He Niancai screamed and rubbed his back frantically.

"Duan Ming, what are you doing! Why did you pinch me just now?"

The expression on Duan Ming's face was particularly solemn at this time.

"To show him."

Okay, this guy is becoming the Riddler again.

He Nian put away his expression.

"Him? Who?"

Duan Ming: "What Chen Yong'an said just now reminded me that he is just being instructed by others. But if a vice president of the Trickster Association can be so obedient, his identity will be revealed."

"President of the Trickster Association."

"If my guess is correct, the president should have seen the adult Xiao Xi, and now he has seen He Nian's face, so he arranged for Chen Yong'an to lead our trip to Fengwen Village. He I want to confirm the relationship between He Nian and Xiao Xi."

"If it is confirmed that he is the final instigator, then we don't need to hide it. The words Chen Yongan asked just now actually indicate some problems. Someone is watching us."

"Give the president some tips appropriately. Since he knows something, he will always find a way to confirm it again. The mystery between He Nian and Xiao Xi cannot always be a headless ball of wool. From him , maybe you can find the thread.”

The air froze for a while.

Duan Ming came back to his senses for a moment, looked at He Nian's solemn expression repeatedly, and nodded, feeling somewhat relieved.

"It seems that you have grown up and understand my intention?"

He Nian shook his head honestly: "I don't understand."

"Then why are you pretending to be crazy?"

"Oh, I just feel like I can't smile playfully at this time."

"Throw it away~"

"Okay, okay, okay, these are things that we should worry about in the future. It's getting late, everyone should go back and rest."

We met Chen Feng downstairs, exchanged some pleasantries, and agreed to have a small meeting together the next day, and everyone went back to their homes.

This time, He Nian did not follow Duan Ming home. Duan Ming returned to the familiar old residential building.

squeak~

The door opened, and a smell that had not been seen for a long time came to the nostrils.

"Eh? Isn't it? Han Lingling isn't at home?"

Duan Ming turned on the living room light and touched the table. There was a thin layer of dust.

There was a vague premonition of uneasiness in his heart.

The first time I didn't see him when I came out, I thought it was a coincidence. The second time I saw a note with Han Lingling's handwriting, I didn't take it too seriously.

But there are only three things to do.

The third time, it was a little abnormal.

Although there was also a note on the table this time, which said something to reassure him.

After comparing it carefully, he frowned and took out another one he had saved previously.

No, something's wrong! This was not written by Han Lingling!

Someone is deliberately imitating Han Lingling's handwriting!

In fact, there have been subtle differences since the first note. I didn't look closely at it at the time, so I couldn't tell the difference at first glance.

This second picture is different, or the imitator's personal style has been amplified. By comparison, it is absolutely certain that it was not made by Han Lingling.

"Han Lingling, please don't let anything happen to you."

He hurriedly took out his mobile phone and almost shook it off in his panic.

The first call was made to Chen Feng.

"Huh? Duan Ming? Is there anything else you can do at this late hour?"

"Boss Chen Feng, weren't you able to find the location of Han Lingling's dungeon last time? Help me find out where she is?"

"Han Lingling? Something happened to her? Just wait a moment, I'll check right away."

Then there was a rush of jumbled sounds.

A life is waiting here, breathing heavily, and every second feels like a century.

But when Chen Feng's voice sounded again, he felt his heart stopped for a few seconds.

"No, I can't find it. After the last dungeon of Qingshan Hospital, Han Lingling's information was no longer recorded in the boundary stone. Now her progress is still stuck in the dungeon of Qingshan Hospital."

What!

Duan Ming gritted his teeth and didn't speak for a long time.

"Duan Ming? Duan Ming? Are you still there?"

Duan Ming: "Well, boss Chen Feng, please provide me with a list of people who are in the treacherous world."

"I want to go into the mysterious world again."