What A Useless Almighty Being You Are

Hearing me say it again, God's face froze.

"What? You wont give me any compensation? Do you want your name to be tarnished by me? I will spread countless rumor that 'god abandoned us so this thing happened to us!' something like that. (Just kidding! Slandering God wont take me to anything because for countless of years people had always sought gods miracle)"-Keith

With a panicking facial expression his hands trying to get out of the screen, 'uwaaah he cannot wait to strangle me to death!'-Keith

"OK OK OK!! young man i will give you compensation!! Just don't do anything to my Faith!!!"-God

'faith??? is that something important to him?? Is it the faith of the people?? hhmmmmmm'(GRIN) -Keith

'I regret everything! I shoudn't have prank him when i first saw him... Now its my turn to sweat buckets'-God

"I will upgrade your system and add new Tabs, i will gift you one million each of System Points(StorePoints(SP), CharacterUpgrade(CU), LotteryPoints(LP)) when the upgrade is complete"-God

"Is that it?"-Keith

"Don't underestimate the System Upgrade, i will add Pet Store in the Store Tab then Pet Lottery in the lottery tab, Stronghold Creation and a Quest tab"-God

Deep thinking mode! "What is Stronghold Creation? can i get the System Points in advance?"-Keith

"If you have enough points, Stronghold Creation can create a World! However to create a mini world you need 10 billion points, as for the advance system points, no, i cannot give you, well technically i can give it to you right now however the items in the shops and lottery is considered bullshit after i finished upgrading the system"-God

"Fair enough, then can i request one item in the store please?"-Keith

"What is it?(this is a chance!!! to get back to him even if its tiny bit i will be satisfied)" God thought cunningly.

"Can i get the Yumewatari?"-Keith

"Yes you can however all of your system points will be halve, that mean you will only have 500K points"-God

'Do you really think that i'm easy to fool old man? heeh i've learned my lesson after that humiliating experience! Even if you halve the points i'll still make you regret giving me Yumewatari!' with a formless glint of cunningness in my eyes.

"I accept! I know that you are scamming me old man, i'm fine with it this time!"-Keith

"Ho Ho Ho! Good to know young man, you should know when to retreat"-God

A minute later a bright light flash in the screen suddenly a short sword compare to Kokorowatari appeared however if its by itself it looks like a Standard Katana. I grab it then check it out.

Yumewatari: It can resurrect/Heal an Oddity. Pair with Kokorowatari.

"Hmmm before you go can you answer my question oohh divine being that knows all and does not fail my expectation!"-Keith

Suddenly a vein popped out of Gods head " Yeah sure young man what do want to know?"-Keith

"Twenty years ago a large continent suddenly appeared in the Pacific Ocean, it was discovered by a Filipino Weeb Explorer because it is closer to the Philippines than the other countries, he named this continent as Romanee Continent for short 'Romanee Conti' a fine piece of land named after a psychopathic villian, what a waste."-Keith

"Ohh you mean the land that you're currently on? When i'm forging a divine equipment i broke a piece of it, so that's where it went!!"-God

"You are totally useless you know? I bet you didn't even search for it you just let it be, does the divine continent have a relation to why is the Dungeons here are more Larger than the normal ones?"-Keith

"hmm?? I'm useless huh? maybe i should just sleep and totally forget to upgrade the system. As for why it is larger, because this is divine land then doesn't that mean that the monster and beasts here can become divine too?"-God

With a panicking face i panickly said that "I'm just joking!! You are our creator, a Divine Almighty Being!! (i put my hands together and kneel down) our father please forgive me for i have sinned, i slander thy holy name please accept my apology"-Keith

As for the last answer i started to sweat profusely. 'So it is a countermeasure by the Earth, i feel like this is not planet anymore but a living being!' i silently thought.

With a smirk face god said "Young man you should always know when to admit defeat" smirk smirk

A fake smile appeared on my face "Yes yes our creator will always be right!"-Keith

"So young man what is your plan? Make a Harem with thousand wives?"-God

deeply contemplated what would i do now for my daily life 'since the monogatari canon started i should go and conquer Hanekawa? I hope i'm not to late, i wanna conquer Kiss-Shot too' contemplate contemplate harem haremu.

"I'll go back to Orphanage then start there"-Keith

God suddenly have a wide smile on his face "What? you mean you should start with sister Theresa? HAHA i give you my blessing i don't want those nuns to suffer through life not knowing what loving another person means!"

Crackkkk* a loud crack suddenly sounded in my brain, whats that? THAT WAS MY SANITY SLOWLY BEING CORRODED BY ONE AND ONLY OUR GOD AND SAVIOR! "@#@#@####@#@#@#@##(This is cursed series however not with the shield but with my sanity)"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA Young man you sure is interesting, i'll give you advice, you should go find the Arc that Noa made, there may be some interesting happening there however it will be also a focal point for the strongest beast and monster, i'm guessing that it has been made a dungeon to contain those SUPER OVER POWERED CREATURES OF DEATH, so be careful, i'm going to upgrade the system now so goodbye, you cannot access the system while upgrading bye!!"- God

'Noa's Arc? hmm maybe i should go search for it when i'm bored, wait i feel like i've missed something....'

Pim pong! "AHHHHHHH that's right!!! i did not asked when will the upgrade be finished!! i swear i'm gonna punch that annoying face of his one day!!!"-Keith

A Blonde Haired young man walking away from the forest, his blood-red tailcoat is swaying with the winds, a 2.5 meter long Katana on his back and a seemingly smaller size Katana compared to the one on his back with a lonely feeling like a picturesque scene painted in the woods.

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Meanwhile at the White House

"Call all the Ministers of every country, we will have a large scale meeting to take countermeasure to the beasts that have not been s.u.c.k.e.d inside that tower thingy"-President

Countless secretary left the room the President looked out of the window and stare at the tall and tower.

"Why did the beasts suddenly pop-up? Does this mean something? Is the end of the world near? If the Tower thingy did not suck up the beasts what would have happened'-President with a sigh averted his gaze to the tower then look at his son.

"Father i've read something like this before, those are not Tower thingy but a DUNGEON!!"-son said with a exaggerated expression of happiness

"OHHH you will come to me at the World Class Meeting and to tell them what you know!"-president with a proud expression