What Do I Do When All My Girls are Biomonsters?

Of course Miss Jiang is not a girl, but Tililith is used to calling her that, that's all.

"That kid is just like you. He dotes on women and won't say no to those girls who are like wolves and tigers. But without your indestructible body," he ignored the faint whine above his head and wiped the clean The glasses were turned over one by one. Hank took out a bottle of vodka from the wine cabinet at the back, opened the lid and filled the glass. He gently pushed it in front of Tililith and said to Tililith with a smile: "Our bartender. I missed work, so you just have to make do with it."

"No problem" picked up the cup, drank it all in one gulp, and Tililith whispered: "Come again."

With a slightly raised eyebrow, Hank was about to pour another cup for Tililith, but saw Tililith suddenly stretched out her hand to cover the mouth of the cup. She said expressionlessly: "Tililith doesn't need a cup."

"Okay, Ms. Drunkard" placed the entire bottle in front of Tililith. Hank folded his arms and lay on the counter. While looking at Tililith across the counter, he chuckled: "In the early years, there were still When I was in Umbrella, I heard that all the bodies used in Tyrant Factory came from a former Soviet officer. At that time, I didn't pay much attention to it. After all, it had nothing to do with me, but now that I think about it, it can explain a lot of things. For example, why does Miss Tililis love vodka so much, and why does Tyrant get so excited when he hits the people of Country A?"

On the other side, listening to Hank's BOW joke that smelled like the Cold War, Tililith just raised the bottle and took a big gulp. Suddenly, a faint blush appeared on Tililith's face. The corners of his mouth turned up slightly.

"Drink slowly, no one will grab it from you." He put his hands around Ti Lilith's armpits and Li Yexing unpacked the fried chicken layer by layer. When the aroma and heat mixed with each other spread from the counter, Li Yexing asked casually. : "Want some, Hank?"

"Forget it, these are not enough for Miss Tililith to eat alone." Hank shook his head and said after hearing about Tililith's terrifying appetite.

"Tililith has eaten. When we were at home," seeing that Hank had objections to the lady's appetite, Tiililith said expressionlessly: "This is a dinner for a night trip."

"I don't want to eat that. I ate spaghetti tonight." He raised his hand to reject the Li family's invitation. Hank rubbed his belly with his big hairy hands and said, "Man, as I get older, dinner is a little If you eat too much, your stomach will feel uncomfortable. If this happened a few decades ago, tsk tsk."

Looking at the reading glasses on Hank's face and the wrinkles that symbolized age, as well as Hank's body that had become a little fatter due to age and lack of training, Li Yexing sighed softly. The former God of Death was finally He is living like an ordinary person. Although he is still flexible and strong, he is definitely not as good as before.

"So, I never stopped Xiao Jiang from tossing with those girls." As if he noticed a hint of regret in Li Yexing's eyes, Hank leaned forward, smiled and said to Li Yexing: "Young man, In short, you should take advantage of your youth to do more things that young people should do or that only young people can do. There are always people who say that youth cannot be squandered. That is nonsense. If you have not squandered your youth, you still have to do it. Where did the youth come from? You just lived like an old person in advance. When you stop, you will find that you can't bite the hard steak, can't see clearly, and can't see the beautiful girl underneath. There was no reaction, and after running less than 30 kilometers, my back started to hurt. At that time, you couldn’t do anything, and you didn’t have the capital to squander it.”

"Thirty kilometers is just back pain?" Recalling his past life, Li Yexing's facial muscles twitched slightly and said, "I hope I can still run when I'm your age."

"Ye Xing, stupid" squeezed Li Ye Xing's arms, and Tililith said softly: "Mr. Death is hinting at Ye Xing. It's time to stick with Tili Lis in a few nights."

"If you just hold it to sleep, you can put it on," Li Yexing said while putting on plastic gloves for his hands.

"What about drinking at night?" Tililith asked, tilting her little head.

"Want to get me drunk? Don't even think about it. Just sleep peacefully tonight. I will get up early tomorrow and prepare breakfast for you with Rita." He pulled off the wings of the fried chicken through his gloves and tore them off. A large piece of meat was handed to Tililith's mouth, and Li Yexing whispered: "Here, take a bite."

"Ti Lilith has eaten, this is Ye Xing's dinner," Ti Li Lisi whispered, staring directly at the chicken in Li Ye Xing's hand.

"hurry up"

"Tililith can't"

"Okay, then I'll eat"

"Ah!"

Before Li Yexing had time to retract his hand, Tililith took it in one mouthful and ate Li Yexing's fingers together with the large piece of chicken with crispy skin and condiments between his fingers.

"Look at you like this." Li Yexing took his fingers out of Tililith's lightly oily lips and simply folded off the middle of a whole chicken wing and handed it to Tililith, and Tililith He opened his mouth wide and swallowed the wing in one gulp. With Li Yexing's fingers exerting slight force, a complete bone was pulled out of Tililith's mouth.

"It's so clean to eat." Putting the chicken bones aside, Li Yexing gnawed on the remaining wing tips. After scraping off all the meat on the bones, Tililith straightened her body slightly and changed her posture to sideways. Sitting and leaning in Li Yexing's arms, she picked up the bottle of vodka and took a big sip. Then she raised her head and stared at Li Yexing silently, her oily lips still slightly pursed.

Li Yexing raised his eyebrows and was slightly startled. Then he subconsciously looked up at Hank across the counter, only to see that Hank had taken out an unnamed book from somewhere and was reading it with a frown.

Oh, this old thing

no side

In front of people's eyes, Li Yexing lowered his head, narrowed his eyes and kissed Tililith's lips. Between his lips, the vodka flowed down the corners of Tililith's mouth, dripped down his chin, and along Tililith's slightly cyan... The white neck with blood vessels slipped into the collar.

After a while, their lips parted, and Li Yexing's throat squirmed. Facing Ti Lilith's gaze, he whispered: "This vodka smells like fried chicken."

After hearing Li Yexing's words, Tilisilis thought about it, took another sip of vodka, and gargled her mouth vigorously.

Suddenly, a burst of familiar music sounded. It was a melody engraved in Li Yexing's genes. Along with the prelude of "Looming Dread", Hank put down the book, stood up with a slight frown, picked up the phone, and glanced at the screen. , he answered the phone and asked in a deep voice: "What's the matter? Fisher?"

"Agor? That snakehead?"

"Festival, this is not a small amount of money for us, I have to ask Minister xx Casimir"

"Understood, I'll go right away"

Quickly putting the phone back in his pocket, Hank walked out of the counter quickly, put on the gray coat hanging on the hanger next to him, and said to Li Yexing in a deep voice: "Sorry, Li, there's something temporarily going on here, about a few days later There was a problem with the alcohol supply at that festival.”

"Is it closing?" Li Yexing said a little surprised.

"No, it's too early." Hank shook his head and said, "Li, I have to ask you to help me look after the store. You and Miss Tillylis can help yourself to the drinks, but don't forget to collect the bottles."

Five updates.