What is a red-temperature top order?

I'm a gun truck.

As the strongest soldier before the crystal collapse, I am stronger and more powerful than those big soldiers with shields and little wizards who like to throw saliva.

I am a strong general who conquers cities and territories.

Now, in front of me is a crumbling defense tower.

With just one more shot, I was able to destroy it, and at the end of the war, I was commended by my commander.

I saw an excavator coming towards me at five o'clock.

But no big problem.

Because the distance between him and me is enough for me to fire the next bombardment.

Until a yellow light appeared on my body.

——Excerpt from "The Dragon and the Cart·Factory"

The blue side's troop line has been pushed to the second tower.

The artillery truck was destroying the HP of the EDG defense tower one after another.

Seeing that the artillery car was about to perform a meritorious service, with a defense tower alone, a yellow light suddenly lit up on the artillery car.

The artillery truck fell down unwillingly. Seeing that the red defense tower was finally knocked down by the big soldier holding a shield, he closed his eyes with relief.

In the commentary box, Miller opened his mouth in shock.

"The factory director... punished a gun truck?"

The doll was also stunned, and for a moment he didn't know how to speak.

"Um... maybe the factory director thinks... this big dragon is not easy to grab... to relieve the pressure on the troops on the top lane."

Hearing the reconciliation between the two of them, Wushu couldn't help but burst into laughter, and said angrily:

"It's true... If there is no punishment for the jungle, then there will definitely be no way to grab the dragon. This wave can't be blamed on the factory director."

In the live broadcast room, when I saw the factory director punishing the operation of the artillery truck, the barrage instantly stopped.

[No, what is the factory doing? 】

[Forget it if you don’t grab the dragon, what’s the point of punishing the cannon truck? 】

[Laughing to death, the key tower was still pushed. 】

[Director: If you can’t fight the punishment, you will take the blame, so I used the punishment first. 】

[Sometimes I have to admire the factory director’s wit. 】

[Why is Gouba still black? How can he grab the dragon without punishment? He can't be black at all! 】

[Director: My teammates keep asking me to grab the dragon. How should I grab it? I don’t have any punishment, so why should I grab the dragon? 】

The Snakes took down the baron without any pressure, and after going home to replenish their supplies, they started a four-point push.

EDG was obviously unable to withstand Song Wen's sword demon.

To stop the Sword Demon from pushing the tower, EDG needs at least three people to rush over. Otherwise, if two people stand under the tower, the Sword Demon may just kick them when they meet.

A fully developed sword demon not only does a lot more damage, but is also more powerful than a vampire. The damage from the defense tower is completely ineffective against the sword demon, because the blood of the sword demon is not his own at all.

RNG E-Sports Club, UZI’s face became increasingly red.

Seeing the Snakes split-pushing away two of EDG's high ground, he took a long breath and said:

"EDG is gone. I'm going to the bathroom and will check again when I come back."

Watching UZI walk out of the training room, Mala Xiangguo laughed and joked:

"Uzi really hates being a black guy. He can become so famous just by watching a game."

"You can't blame the puppy," Xiao Ming explained for Uzi, "Anyone who has a conflict with Hei Chu will be in trouble."

"This kid is cruel to others and even more cruel to himself. He's just a knife, and he doesn't feel like he has any weaknesses at all." Mala Xiang Guo said and glanced at Letme, "Letme, don't use Sword Girl to beat you out when the time comes. , can’t be poked.”

How can letme be in the mood to make jokes with the spicy hot pot now?

Looking at the insults against A Guang on the barrage, I just saw myself a few days later.

Although the game is not over yet, there is basically no suspense anymore.

The Snake Team had already destroyed three lanes, and when they turned around, they directly rushed away the Ancient Dragon.

Seeing that the game was no longer suspense, Xiaohu picked up his phone.

[The user you follow just posted a Weibo post. 】

When Xiaohu saw the message prompt, he clicked on it without thinking too much.

Just one glance and he was stunned.

He raised his eyes and glanced at the game that was still going on, and said in surprise:

"I'm so stupid. Why did you post on Weibo when you were out of date?"

"It should be posted regularly. He posted a Weibo post regularly when the game started."

Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Xiaohu let out an ooh, looked at the Weibo content, and his face instantly became weird.

"Um... do you want to check Weibo?"

Everyone in RNG was stunned and immediately took out their mobile phones.

sanke丶black：

"Don't look at it, puppy. You can go take a bath."

The spicy hot pot didn't hold up, and the people laughed again and fell on their backs.

The corner of Xiao Ming's mouth twitched and he said:

"This is a bit too much. The puppy really didn't take a bath this time."

A group of people did not dare to discuss too much, fearing that Uzi would suddenly come back.

The game ended five minutes later, and Uzi didn't come back.

Ten minutes later, Uzi still hadn't come back.

Everyone began to realize that something seemed not quite right.

"Xiao Ming, would you like to see if the puppy is taking a bath?"

Mala Xiangguo couldn't hold it back and spoke.

"I'm not going, I'm going to take care of myself."

"I must have diarrhea. What time is it? Why should I take a bath?"

As soon as letme finished speaking, Uzi had already pushed the door open and entered.

The little fat man's hair was still wet, and his face looked particularly white and tender, which made the mole on Uzi's face look even more shiny.

As soon as he entered the door, Uzi noticed that several teammates' eyes were on him, and they all had strange expressions. He asked in surprise:

"What's wrong, are you finished?"

"Um..." Xiaohu forced his gaze back, "I just finished the fight."

The group of people tacitly agreed not to ask Uzi if he had gone to take a bath. After all, everyone had eyes, and Uzi looked like a hibiscus, so he probably took a bath.

Probably still using Johnson \u0026 Johnson.

Uzi returned to his seat, sat down, and took out his cell phone.

"Puppy, do you want takeout? I know a new barbecue restaurant has opened, it's very delicious."

Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Uzi was stunned for a moment, then he became happy and said with a smile:

"It's your treat?"

"I've already said it, so I'll definitely invite you."

Xiao Ming said as he handed over his mobile phone.

"Look at what you want to eat, just order it."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Uzi put down his phone and took Xiao Ming's phone.

If Uzi knew that Song Wen had prejudged his bathing, Uzi would probably explode on the spot. At any rate, he could hide it for a while.

After a while, Uzi probably couldn't remember what time he took a shower.

After all, the biggest harm caused by this Weibo lies in Song Wen's prediction.

Xiao Ming treated himself to barbecue, which obviously put Uzi in a good mood. He smiled and started clicking on his phone, but before clicking twice, his face suddenly became embarrassed.

"Um...Xiao Ming, have you followed Black's Weibo?"

Xiao Ming's heart skipped a beat, and when he looked at the push message on his phone, his eyes almost went dark.

I just switched to the trumpet and looked at Song Wen's Weibo, but I forgot to switch back.

Just as he was about to speak, he saw Uzi laughing twice and clicked in directly.

"Look what was posted."

——

snake lounge.

Song Wen pressed the send button and stretched.

Zhi Zhi immediately picked up his phone and looked at it.

snake丶black：

"Dear fans and friends, in the just-concluded match against EDG E-Sports Club, we lived up to expectations and won the first game. We took the lead in grabbing a pair of trouser legs for our hope in Chinese e-Sports. Please give me a warm welcome. Don’t worry, friends, it is our snake esports club’s imperative determination to protect the last leg of Chinese esports!”

"By the way, to answer the curious questions of many fans and friends, why did I use the hero Sword Demon in this game."

"Because the Sword Demon was once Shurima's great warrior against the void, and the champion from the void is waiting for me ahead, I have to prepare in advance."

When I saw Song Wen's Weibo, I couldn't help but feel happy.

"Brother Wen, if you target Uzi like this, you're really not afraid of making him angry."

"Just blow it up," Song Wen clicked on the post bar nonchalantly, "It will just be a shock wave when it blows up."

[In the first game between EDG E-Sports Club and Snake E-Sports Club, I will serve the players and you will score. 】

[Mouse is the top order. 】

[0 points. In ancient times, there were old trees entwined with roots, but now there are small trees entwined with towers. 】

[0 points, Ah Guang, let me give you a website. You are really bad at Asian bondage. Learn from it. 】

[0 points, you can throw a tree like this, brother, the amount of semen produced is quite high? 】

[0 points, your face is as wrinkled as tree bark. I let you play games, not cosplay. 】

——

【Jungle clearlove. 】

[3 points, the old man is in a hurry and aims at the artillery carriage. 】

[4 points, I’ll give you a hundred yuan, don’t admit that you were taught by Lan Xiang. 】

[3 points, EDG’s last hope, the director who will never be destroyed. 】

[3.5 points, you don’t dare to take Rengar, and you don’t dare to take Kha’Zix. I used to ride a pig every day, but now I drive an excavator every day. What’s the matter? Old Han Legs, right? You can’t get down and walk for two days. step? 】

——

[Mid laner scout. 】

[4 points, EDG treats you like a father, you ask EDG to keep your filial piety. 】

[5 points, are you playing with eggs? 】

[4.5 points, those who didn’t know thought you were playing a witch and copied her posture. 】

[3 points, just swipe it without making any sound. 】

——

【ADCzet. 】

[6 points, Ice King, Ice King, you are the craziest when you take the ice. 】

[5 points, if you give Hei Chu a scraping treatment, will Hei Chu give you any money? 】

[4 points, conscientious Korean aid, let the LPL audience see that not every stick is a leg. 】

——

【Assist meiko. 】

[4 points, summoned a sheep from the sky and kicked Scout's head off. 】

[5 points, a black mobile blood pump. 】

[4 points, voluntary blood donation ambassador. 】

Song Wen read EDG's scores and savored it with his eyes closed. He felt that his soul had been sublimated at this moment.

He had to pause his reading to digest the delicious nourishment.

After taking a sip of the warm milk delivered by Zhu Kai, Song Wen continued to read.

【Jungle sofm. 】

[6 points, the Vietnamese guy who was completely obsessed with fermented bean curd. 】

[7 points, a big tree throws a ball, a spider lays eggs, how many kills are caused in one game. 】

[6.5 points, sofm, if you are kidnapped, just blink your eyes. My buddy has already bought a ticket for you and is transiting in Myanmar. 】

[6 points, Dutuo Sofm met Dutuo Heichu, and eventually turned into Heichu's nourishment. 】

——

[Mid laner Zz1tai. 】

[5 points, do you think you are competing with SOFM for favor? Caught at Level 3? 】

[6 points, brother, I heard that you and Heide slept together, are you okay? I really can’t make up for it, it’s all been squeezed dry. Image, JBP. 】

[6 points, help me up, I can still lick...]

[7 points, posture: Brother Hei, I know all the postures you want, so don’t miss that Vietnamese guy. 】

——

[ADC: Brother Crystal. 】

[6 points: Why not use player ID? It’s too hard to beat the poster for being lazy, right? 】

[At 7 points, Brother Crystal recovered and suppressed Emperor O at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. 】

[6 points, Brother Crystal: I played an ADC, so I went big. The black ones were all fucking killed. The only one left drove an excavator to 80 miles and flew away. I Give your mother a hammer! 】

——

[Assistant: hudie. 】

[6 points. The newcomer has no eyesight. When he saw Brother Hei's sword demon, it turned red, and he didn't know how to use a bathtub to cool down Brother Hei. 】

[10 points. Currently the only normal person in the Snake Team. I don’t know how long he can last until he is hacked and assimilated. 】

[6 points, staying and flying together in the bottom lane with Brother Crystal, which is touching. 】

——

[Top order: black. 】

[0 points, it was you who prevented the arrival of the Void Champion? 】

[0 points, great deal, I am a scumbag, I am exploring the lazy moon, introducing a new version of the ship that I have never tried before, I need to experience it for three times, the inside will do the same as me, love is like a money-saving game, Breast tying brother, come and chop me down! 】

[0 points, it’s so hard to play so well! Give it a score of 0, because I'm afraid you won't rush me. 】

[0 points, Guodian is in trouble. EDG met SKT, which is the team that was pushed flat. 】

[0 points. I watched the SKT game yesterday. Their top laner, Huni, can do C without the help of his teammates at all. He was promoted by the Snakes when he was successful. 】

[0 points, I am the king of the suburbs. To be honest, the details of the hacker are still a bit lacking. If I really encounter Huni, I feel that I will be beaten online. However, the hacker still has a dog on a leash after all, so it is not easy to say. 】

Looking at all the ratings in the post bar, Song Wen took a deep breath.

Ah~

It's the flavor of skyrocketing black powder value.

Cool!

The pace of resistance today seems to be particularly high, including another wave of self-defeating craze on Weibo.

Why do you ask for an official ban? It is embarrassing to South Korea. It has even been on several hot searches.

It feels so good!

——

EDG Lounge.

Abu stood outside the door, talking on the phone with his boss.

"I don't know. He really has been sleepwalking in the early stage. He didn't dare to catch anyone, and he didn't try to grab the dragon. In the last wave, he just looked at the other side and pushed the tower. I feel like he really has a problem with his thinking. I must I want mua to wake him up."

He paused, listened carefully to the voice on the other end of the phone, and nodded.

"Black is in really good condition today, but he likes to surf the Internet when he is resting. The navy is definitely useful. The player's mentality is very important. Black has a flamboyant personality, and he will definitely care about those comments when he sees them. .”

After receiving encouragement and affirmation from his boss, Abu put away the flattering smile on his face and walked into the lounge with a dark face.

"What on earth are you fighting? Huh? Are you being pushed flat by the Snakes like this? Do you really feel embarrassed?"

A group of people were silent.

Meiko's eyes swept over several people, as if I was helping you catch war criminals. Anyway, I definitely don't have the pot.

Aguang sighed.

He had an incredible record of 0-6-4. He must have been blamed for this, so he took the initiative and said:

"My problem...I couldn't resist the pressure..."

Abu looked at the factory director and said:

"Mingkai, what do you think?"

The factory director spread his hands and looked helpless:

"Keep entering me from the other side..."

"Okay, stop talking."

Abu reluctantly interrupted the factory director and said:

"You must wake up. Although we were at a disadvantage in the early stage, we actually recovered somewhat in the mid-term. But Mingkai, what are you doing? Why don't you dare to do things? Let me ask you, what are you punishing that gun truck for?"

Upon hearing Abu's death question, the factory director's face froze.

"I want to protect the second tower..."

"The last wave, why did you stand behind the ice and didn't dare to go up?"

"The other side has been staring at me. If I didn't flash, I couldn't get in."

Seeing that the factory director was still explaining, Abu's face turned red with anger.

He thought for a moment and turned to look at the young man sitting on the other side.

"Tong Yang, next game, you come on!"

Tong Wudi, who had been on the bench for more than half a year, obviously did not expect that Abramovich would suddenly let him play under such circumstances. He pointed his finger at his nose in confusion and asked:

"Ah? Shall I play?"

"Yes, you come on!"

Tong Wudi had a strange expression on his face and carefully looked around at some of EDG's old teammates.

Could it be that Abu wanted him to take the blame?

But when the coach asks you to play, you have to play, so you can only bite the bullet and ask:

"Um...then what am I going to do on stage?"

"Nofe, please plan the tactics for the second game."

When nofe heard what Abu said, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he directly changed the top order without consulting him, and then left the mess on himself.

Tong Yang's current strength is really not necessarily comparable to A Guang.

After all, he hasn't played in a game for too long, and he has barely played in training matches.

There is a very popular meme circulating on the Internet, EDG recruits a big tree and asks for an order.

In the EDG team, the top lane position is basically sacrificed.

In this case, the top laner can often only play blue-collar heroes and be an orphan online to resist the pressure. It is best not to use TP if possible, and try his best to support his teammates.

Tong Yang was once known as the top top laner in China.

It can withstand all kinds of pressure online, and can even not lag behind the opponent's top order in terms of last hits.

And when it comes to playing in a group, it perfectly explains what it means to eat grass and milk.

That Tathagata palm from back then is still fresh in people’s memory.

Nofe had a headache when he saw Tong Yang. He just came to EDG this year. He knew that Tong Yang was basically an abandoned child for EDG, so he hardly paid much attention to understand him.

Now I am suddenly asked to customize a set of tactics for him. How to customize it?

Seeing Abu go out and make a phone call again, Nofe came to Tong Yang and said:

"What did you think after watching mouse's game?"

Tong Yang hesitated for a moment and answered truthfully:

"It's quite miserable..."

Nofe smiled, patted Tong Yang on the shoulder, and forced out an encouraging smile.

"Then just don't be so miserable, come on!"