What is a red-temperature top order?

"Don't worry, let the factory director ride the pig for a while first. If you are confident, it is best to leave him an ambiguous distance and pretend not to know."

Letme looked at the post-match audio video released by the Snakes and felt a little numb.

"Ah?! I said this wave of Holy Spear brothers have no vision, so why are they so spiritual that the factory director has been stuck for a long time? Are they also taught by black?"

In the game between the Snakes and EDG that ended two days ago, the Snakes directly swept EDG 3-0.

In the last move, Song Wen switched to the jungle position and the rhythm was full. The game ended in 25 minutes. EDG was unable to fight back and easily won the game.

The factory director has always been known as an IQ-type jungler, but in that day's game, he was completely outsmarted in terms of IQ by Black, who was good at operation and switched from top lane to jungle.

The whole bureau of the factory director was being arrested by Song Wen for raising pigs in the wild area. Now the public opinion on the Internet is all ridiculing the factory director, thinking that Song Wen has taken over the position of director of the pig factory. As for Ming Kai?

Just the pig captain in the pig factory.

Today, the Snakes also released a post-match voice message. Letme saw the push message and clicked on it as soon as possible.

In two days, they will play the semifinals of the playoffs against the Snakes.

During this period of time, Brother Feng would hold a meeting with everyone whenever he had free time to review the Snakes' games, but the more he reviewed them, the more terrifying he felt.

Especially letme, the pressure is so great every day that my hands are shaking constantly.

"The factory must be trying to make people famous. I'm going to rebel against him now."

"The factory is going to arrest you, don't be afraid, buddy, squat here."

"The factory can only deal with three wolves now. I'll go and defeat him."

"The factory squats on you in the middle and sells your butt to him."

"Take down the brothers and go beat up the little giant baby!"

"I'm stupid, Brother Wen is too fierce as a jungler. You won't bring out an AD when the time comes when you're playing RNG, right?"

The video ends abruptly here.

Letme felt anxious and itched in her heart.

So do you want to play AD or not?

The Gou Ba Snake team is really disgusting, and the footage is broken here!

He sighed and said with emotion: "Damn, this Black is too scary. It feels like he's on fire. It's the first time I've seen the factory director so embarrassed. He's completely taken over by Black."

After hearing letme's words, Mala Xiangguo nodded.

"He played as a top laner, and EDG could last for more than thirty minutes. When he played as a jungler, EDG couldn't play at all. He was so desperate! This guy said before that he was the best at the top lane. I I also thought he liked to brag, but now it seems to be true.”

Seeing that UZI was not in the training room, Xiaohu also joined the discussion.

"Black is so popular right now, and netizens have already made him a god."

"What god? Black god? Literary god?" Mala Xiangguo said and laughed, "Or a gift god?"

"It's smaller, the pattern is smaller," surfing expert Xiao Ming said with a smile, "They all call him the animal god!"

UZI walked in from the door with an unhappy look on his face.

Brother Feng had been talking to him for half an hour just now. Che Zhulun's words went back and forth, but in the end they just had the same idea, asking him to adjust his mentality.

The Snakes and RNG will have a semi-final match in two days. If UZI still has a physiological reaction when hearing black's name like now, it will definitely not work.

At Brother Feng's suggestion, UZI decided to relax today.

Go to the companion store to find a companion for a sweet duo.

——

snake esports club.

Song Wen yawned and came to the training room.

Seeing that Brother Crystal and Zhizi were already there, he glanced at the clock on the wall in surprise.

"It's only seven in the morning and you're about to start fighting?"

He was wearing headphones and ranking in the rankings with a serious look on his face. He didn't hear Song Wen speak.

Brother Shuijing, who was having breakfast, glanced at Song Wen and smiled:

"It's not because of you, the King of Juan, who goes to bed later than a pig and wakes up earlier than a chicken every day."

Song Wen sighed after hearing what Brother Crystal said.

When the weather was cold before, he could wrap himself up in a military coat and go out for a walk in the middle of the night to get some fresh air. But now that the weather is getting warmer, if he goes out wearing a military coat, he will have no more than three hundred taels of silver here.

"I didn't want to either. I wanted to go out for a late-night snack last night, but I was recognized and ran away for eight hundred miles before I came back alive."

Brother Crystal's nerves jumped a little when he heard the word "running wildly". He thought of his barbecue meal and sneered: "It's your turn."

The two were chatting, and Zhu Kai walked in panting.

"You two so early?"

"Xiao Zhu, why are you so early?"

After hearing Song Wen's words, Zhu Kai put the breakfast in his hand on the table and spread his hands helplessly.

"Every day at the entrance of the club, someone is delivering wreaths or hatchets. I must get up early and get rid of everything, otherwise it will be ugly."

Seeing that Zhu Kai's face turned red, it was obvious that he had just done some physical work, Song Wen patted Zhu Kai's shoulder and praised:

"Xiao Zhu, I am lucky to have you."

Just as he was about to eat one of Zhu Kai's buns, he heard a disgusting sound coming from behind him.

"Eh? Really? I live in a shared apartment, and they are all my sisters. They just got up, hey hey hey."

Song Wen was stunned for a moment, looked at the posture, and then looked at Brother Crystal.

"No, what is this naughty pig doing?"

Brother Crystal rolled his eyes and complained:

"This idiot bought a voice changer yesterday, and he and his good brother queued up all night and fought all night long. You didn't even know you were living with him?"

Song Wen looked strange. It was past two o'clock when he came back last night. When he saw that the toilet light was still on, he thought that Zhizi was glued in there. After waiting for half an hour, he didn't come out. He thought that the kid had died in the toilet because he had sprayed blood. , I wanted to take a look, but I was too sleepy and fell asleep.

"Okay, okay, then I'm going to rest first. Brother, we'll play together next time~"

The posture hung up the voice, took off the earphones, and shouted.

"Why are you barking if you're not?!"

Song Wen stepped forward and took a look at the gesture settlement interface.

ID: Clumsy Little Meow, Diamond 1.

"No, Erzi, you can't even get a diamond now? Do you still need to find someone to double queue?"

"What do you know? This is my trumpet." Faced with Song Wen's ridicule, his posture seemed unconcerned, "It's not that we can't play in a single row, but it's more cost-effective to play in a double row."

Brother Crystal hissed and couldn't help cursing:

"Brother Wen, just tell me whether this idiot is disgusting or not?"

Brother Crystal looked at Song Wen and found that he was rubbing his chin with one hand, looking thoughtful, and he had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Brother Wen?"

Song Wen ignored Brother Crystal, patted Zhi Zhi's shoulder, and said with a smile:

"Quickly lend me a buddy to play with!"

He turned on his computer, installed the voice changer sent by Zhizhi, and then logged into his WeChat account.

As soon as I logged into WeChat, message notifications kept coming, and it took a long time before the message showed up normally.

Zhi Zhi looked at Song Wen's computer with squinted eyes and murmured:

"Brother C from Xingxingwan, Lord Wai Baolong, is happy every day... What kind of group is this, Brother Wen?"

"Playing group."

Song Wen responded casually and clicked in.

He joined this playgroup when he was on the bench. After all, wages were low at that time, so Song Wen wanted to make some extra money.

But even though he has a high rank, most of the bosses in the group are men, and he can't compete with those weirdos in the group.

And the few rich little women also like the kind of milky dog ​​sound with a bit of air in it.

He joined the group for more than a month, but he didn't get a single order.

So this time, it doesn't matter whether he makes money or not, he needs to wash away his shame and put an end to this obsession!

He was lucky. As soon as he entered, he saw the group leader dispatching orders.

The leader of the group, Guo Guofei: [Electronic One Diamond single and double rows, please give me some support, don’t come with phantom limbs, don’t come with mediocre people, you must have basic awareness, only women. 】

Without thinking, Song Wen clicked on his profile picture in the upper right corner, first changed to a photo of the white-haired Loli of the Second Ape, and then changed his nickname to Wenwen.

Since it was early in the morning, there weren't many people around, and the boss was in the diamond rank, and he had a lot of demands at first glance, so when Song Wen finished the operation, there was only one accompanying him to try out the microphone.

Qing Huan: "Hello, good morning, boss. I can log in as soon as I have an account. I am a five-goalkeeper. I mainly play Lulu Qinnu and Fengnu. I hope the boss will give me a chance."

Seeing this excellent opportunity, Song Wen quickly turned on the microphone!

Wenwen: "Hello, good morning, brother. This is Wenwen. I am a master in the first area. I can fill in all positions. I don't want to mess around and I won't steal my brother's head. My brother needs me to be able to C. I can also protect him personally. I am talkative and gentle. Cute, and most importantly, I want to spend a pleasant morning with my brother~"

There was dead silence in the snake training room.

Brother Crystal looked at Song Wen as if he were looking at a devil.

Zhu Kai took a half-bite of the bun and didn't even notice that the filling fell out.

He stood up silently, sat next to Brother Crystal, crossed his arms with both hands, and shivered.

——

UZI was a little irritable sitting in front of the computer.

He wanted to find someone to play with in the small room to calm down his mood, but after waiting for a long time, no one took the order.

The only one who took the order had the same voice as Auntie, which made him wonder if the other person was using a voice changer.

He sighed and was about to close WeChat when he saw another message sent.

Wenwen: "Hello, good morning, brother. This is Wenwen. I am a master in the first area. I can fill in all positions. I don't want to mess around and I won't steal my brother's head. My brother needs me to be able to C. I can also protect him personally. I am talkative and gentle. Cute, and most importantly, I want to spend a pleasant morning with my brother~"

The voice bar lasted only a few seconds, but it made Uzi blush.

The soft voice was cute and unpretentious, with the smell of a young girl, like the ripe green plums hanging on the branches in the courtyard.

UZI swallowed hard after hearing this.

The depression in his heart was swept away, UZI smiled and @wen Wenwen, and quickly transferred the account to the group leader.

Wenwen: "Brother, please send me your ID~"

QAQ: "Attack Piggy."

UZI waited for a while and saw that an account with the ID of "Canyon Female Assistant Coach" added its friend.

As soon as he entered the voice chat, UZI heard a sweet female voice.

"Hello, brother~"

"Okay, okay!"

UZI nodded happily.

"If that's okay, I'll open it!"

"Okay, let's go! What do you want to play, brother?"

"Let me play VN, I'm better at VN."

"No problem, then I'll play Lulu to protect you."

Seeing his companion sister being so polite, Uzi's heart blossomed like a flower.

"Okay, you play with Lulu, I'll just kill you randomly here!"

Uzi locked the hero, entered the game, and started operating.

After all, it was only the diamond rank. Uzi was still able to play well in this rank, and after playing for a while, he discovered that his companion sister was indeed very good at playing, whether it was her understanding of the soldier line or her online skills. The suppression, including the awareness of gank, is done in every aspect.

With Lulu's assistance, Uzi's red glasses seemed to be on steroids. At level three, he jumped over the tower and killed the opposing ADC.

"Wow! Brother, your VN skills are so good!"

Hearing the other party praising him, Uzi chuckled twice.

"It's okay. I hope you can help me."

Xiao Ming, who was sitting next to Uzi, glanced at Uzi as if he had seen a ghost, but finally said nothing.

It doesn't matter, as long as Uzi is happy.

"No, no, my brother is good at playing. My UZI is just like a VN!"

When he heard what his companion said, Uzi was stunned for a moment, but he didn't think much about it. He just thought it was the other person's nonsense and said with a smile:

"I did learn my VN from UZI, and you also know UZI."

"Of course I know. I have always been a fan of UZI. Speaking of which, brother, your voice is a bit similar to UZI. You are not UZI, are you?"

——

snake training room.

The more Song Wen played, the more he felt something was not right.

Judging from the frequency of this ADC twitching in place, it looks familiar to everyone.

The most important thing is that the boss's voice is also incomparable to UZI Colossus.

While returning home, Song Wen took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat.

"Little Rang Rang, what are you dog brothers doing?"

He and letme had already had contact information. He explained that Uzi was in a temper and didn't want to play. It was Song Wen who was asked by letme to find a way to lift the little fat man to the contestants' bench.

"Um...Is he playing ranked?"

"single row?"

"This...Brother Wen, are you going to stop him? He is playing the diamond trumpet, so he can't be stopped."

Seeing letme's reply, Song Wen glanced at his computer blankly.

rough!

He wasn't sure, so he sent another message.

"Brother Gouzi's trumpet shouldn't be called Attack of the Pigs, right?"

Letme's reply was interrupted for a moment, probably because she was looking at Uzi's screen.

"I'm so stupid! How do you know that? I don't even know."

Seeing the news about letme, Song Wen was stunned for a moment.

It’s broken, what’s going to happen?

If this matter were to be revealed, the news of "A secret agent pretends to be a female escort and falls in love with Uzi online" would be on the hot search tomorrow?

no.

This matter must not be exposed. Although he doesn't care about his reputation, he can't be defined as a pervert, right?

While Song Wen was thinking about something, Uzi had already reached the lane and started fighting with the opposite bottom lane duo.

"Hey! Wenwen! What are you doing? Look at me."

"Ah, I'm sorry, brother, I just spilled milk and wiped it on the keyboard."

Zuizi looked at the gray screen, a little tilted up, and was stunned for a moment when he heard Song Wen's words.

"What milk?"

"Milk. I was drinking milk just now and accidentally squeezed it out and dripped on the keyboard. I'm sorry."

Hearing Song Wen's explanation, Uzi chuckled.

"Why are you so careless, you little idiot?"

Song Wen's hands and feet stiffened and he turned off the microphone.

"yue!!!"

"What evil did I do in my last life, Gouba, to let Uzi torture me like this!!"

Listening to Song Wen's roar, his posture and expression were complicated.

"Brother Wen, you have to know that perverts will always meet perverts."

"Erzi, come and give me a fight."

"I won't fight."

Although he didn't know what happened, Zhi Zhi saw that Song Wen was already blushing. Seeing that Song Wen wanted to take his place and suffer the torture, Zhi Zhi stood up and ran out of the training room in a hurry.

——

RNG training room.

Letme was a little confused when she saw Song Wen suddenly disappearing in the middle of sending the message.

How did black know Uzi's trumpet?

That's a diamond trumpet. Uzi doesn't play it normally, and he doesn't play live broadcasts with this account. Black has no reason to know.

Letme also wanted to send a message to Song Wen, but she heard Uzi saying softly:

"Wenwen, why did you suddenly stop talking? Are you angry that I called you little idiot?"

Letme felt a little physically uncomfortable due to Uzi's artificial tone. Just as she was about to stand up and go out for some air, she suddenly came to her senses.

Wenwen?

What Wenwen?

A horrifying idea popped into his head.

"No way? Black wouldn't be so perverted, would he? Uzi couldn't have picked up a script for a female protagonist, right?!"

"I heard that Black had an online date before and was defrauded of millions, so he grew to hate him because of love..."

Letme had a brainstorm and felt her head was a little swollen, so she walked behind Uzi.

Attack Piggy and the canyon female assistant are killing everyone in the bottom lane.

The two worked closely together and had a clear understanding of each other. Verus and Nami, who killed each other, were unable to fight back.

Today, Uzi looked particularly brave. Seeing that Varus was less than half health and was about to jump over the tower with his ultimate move, Nami made a backhand Q, and Uzi jumped into the bathtub.

Uzi, who failed to climb the tower, turned red and said:

"This Nami is so disgusting! Wenwen, you just turned Nami into a sheep."

Letme listened to UZI speaking to Wenwen, and the more she listened, the more something was wrong. She picked up her phone and secretly took a photo and sent it directly to Song Wen.

"Brother Wen, could this Wenwen be you?"

WeChat instantly lit up and was typing, and on the game screen, Lulu, who had been moving just now, suddenly stopped moving.

"This was an accident. If you dare to tell me, I will tell you that you are a traitor Uzi!"

Looking at Song Wen's reply, letme couldn't laugh or cry.

God, what a traitor!

But letme naturally won't talk about it idle, after all, he still wants to continue playing professionally.

"Wenwen, can you bring me a crucible later? The opponent has too much control."

Listening to Uzi's non-stop chatting to Wenwen, letme got goosebumps all over her body, couldn't listen at all, and ran out quickly.

Uzi probably wanted to show off to his sister so much that he jumped up and over the tower at every turn. Although he could kill the opponent, he was always replaced.

And our own side is at a huge disadvantage in the middle and jungle.

Looking at the total score of 10-21, Uzi grumbled dissatisfied.

"What kind of teammate is this? I'm really convinced. Isn't it just a matter of chance?"

"The diamond bureau doesn't have any luck."