What kind of job does such a dish play? Go home and raise pigs

"play what?"

Godv gnawed on a duck's neck and asked casually.

"I want to try something, just don't scold me later."

Xu Ruoguang unceremoniously took a duck neck from Godv, and gave it a big show.

"I'm super, so spicy!"

"For those who can't eat spicy food, I can only say that their quality is very low."

Godv laughed and joked.

"This stuff is really industrial spicy, I really don't know how you can eat it, Bozi, get a bottle of Jianlibao."

"Slightly."

Ah Shui threw a bottle over and suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Brother Guang, how do you know I have Jianlibao?"

Xu Ruoguang glanced at his screen, "Stop talking, the male knife is coming!"

Ah Sailor operated in a hurry, Xu Ruoguang just pretended he didn't hear the question just now.

Some things cannot be thought about carefully.

"Brother Guang, isn't it still a titan troll today? I'm so tired."

"Indeed, Brother Guang, the recent one is really easy to deal with!"

"Brother Guang, I beg you, play with Daomei again, with Dao!"

Xu Ruoguang smiled when he saw the last barrage,

"A knife?"

"How about a knife? A knife tower? I didn't blow it, my country serves Karl."

Nothing to do, just a little fishing.

The barrage really took the bait!

"Sword caterpillar, right?"

"Well, well, well!"

"Brother Guang has evolved from an Internet Dalit to a Brahmin, woo woo woo."

"You will be your bull demon reward Karl."

"Putting the dog is almost enough, stop rubbing it!"

Watching the barrage battle, Xu Ruoguang took a sip of Jianlibao beautifully.

Lift a mouth, Wen drink.

He really understands heat.

The time is now S6, and the contempt of gamers is still very exaggerated.

Those who play World of Warcraft look down on those who play Dota, those who play Dota look down on those who play masher, those who play masturbation look down on those who play DNF, and those who play DNF think that those who play CF are idiots.

What about CF players? They think mobile gamers are idiots.

"Stop arguing, I'll give you all something you want to see today."

Xu Ruoguang smiled mysteriously,

"It is guaranteed to be a new order for a ship that you have never seen before."

The audience is really a little curious.

This is S6, and the hero split is already very clear.

A new order for a ship that you have never seen before?

"It's interesting, let me see what you are playing."

"Won't it be the Bull Demon's top laner Vayne?"

"That's kind of gross."

"Brother Guang, is it disgusting to play with long hands and short hands?"

Xu Ruoguang shook his head, "Shang Dan Wei En wants to post something, I'll give everyone some ice today!"

Before the audience could figure out what De Yi meant, Xu Ruoguang had already found the hero.

selected!

"Everything in the world is tied to an arrow!"

Top order ice!

The moment it came out, godv turned his head directly, staring at death.

"Light?"

"You also take out this hero and put it on the top lane, are you messing with me?"

"I'm confident that I'll hit the Nuo Hand Dog on the opposite side, believe it or not?"

Xu Ruoguang is very confident.

The barrage could no longer bear it.

"Top laner Hanbing, right? I'm afraid the opponent's jungler won't catch him?"

"Brother Guang, I didn't expect this job!"

"It's disgusting too, I'm already starting to feel sick."

Teammates are also questioning.

Flame Rat:?

Flame Rat: Don't!

Flame Mouse: What's the use of playing this?

"The teammates don't seem to trust him very much, let's encourage him."

Xu Ruoguang typed with a smile.

K1.Emperor: It's okay, I'm Xu Ruoguang.

Flame Mouse: I am super!

Flame Mouse: Brother Guang? !

White windmill: ? real person?

ming: Then I can rest assured, brother Guang can play casually.

Which idiot is playing this kind of top laner with cerebral palsy in this national server? Is this still a person?

Oh, it's Xu Ruoguang, that's all right, enjoy yourself!

It can be said to be very real.

It is true that Xu Ruoguang not only performed well on the field, but his rank data is also very exaggerated.

There is no weekly win rate in the national server, but as long as you click on his record, there are seven or eight pages of green plus MVP, and normal people have to believe it.

Entering the game, the opposite party greets immediately.

Nuoshou even directly showed weakness, "Brother Guang, I'm your fan, so be gentle."

Xu Ruoguang smiled, "Little β bastard, do you want to make a big one?"

"Do you know that Little Peanut is also my brother Ming Kai's fan?"

"You want to make a copy, don't you?"

He sat up straight, "Today I must teach you how to stretch."

The sprint promise is very disgusting, as long as A gets two knives, he can directly sprint all in.

There are not many players on the field now, but the intensity is only cut at the beginning of the season.

It's not like Daomei at all, and she obviously didn't appear on the stage, and she spent eighteen dollars in two months.

Xu Ruoguang issued a strong condemnation on behalf of Daomei players, designer, are you still an individual?

Sprinting hands are disgusting, but...

Xu Ruoguang also sprinted with this belt.

Sprint to the ice!

It's really hard to say who is disgusting.

Xu Ruoguang didn't have much laning pressure, so he naturally wrangled with the barrage while laning.

"Brother Guang, what is the relationship between you and Stateless? I can only say that I saw the relationship between killing him once and killing him until he retired. Is it close enough?"

"Brother Guang, I seem to be your dog. This barrage, let me remind you, I like cats better."

"Brother Guang, what do you think of this year's LPL World Championship? I think it's too exaggerated to talk about the World Championship in the spring."

"Brother Guang, how many centimeters are you? I'm already 183, but I know you definitely didn't ask this question in the first batch, the housekeeper has done work for me!"

"Brother Guang, can you point your sword at S6? This is K1, we don't play this game."

"Brother Guang, why don't you join the all-China class? That's a good question, why don't you just ask me if I'm going back to OMG?"

"Brother Guang, do you want to go back to OMG? Back to the hammer, the housekeeper is doing work!"

While torturing Nuoshou, he faced the audience in the live broadcast room.

Classic dual thread.

At this moment, the jungler from the opposite side came.

Nuo's hand was crushed so badly that he sprinted and Xu Ruoguang sprinted, unable to touch it at all.

You've already played top laner AD, and you expect the opponent's jungler not to catch you? What are you thinking.

Xu Ruoguang was ready to be targeted, so...

he died.

Xu Ruoguang smiled, "I don't want to hand it over, everyone, if I do it, I'll be able to jump over the tower infinitely."

"Good 4!"

"It's easy to catch, Leopard Girl, give me more strength!"

"It should be caught hard!"

The audience laughed, let you hate us?

General Leopard, kill me!

Xu Ruoguang didn't care about being caught, but instead lit up Godv's plane.

"what?"

Godv is a little confused, why do you order me when you are dead?

"I attracted the opponent's jungler to catch it, and created a stable environment for you to grow. Isn't it too much to lie down?"

Xu Ruoguang said bluntly.

"Where did you get the B-face, Guang?"

Godv couldn't help complaining, "I'm playing with you or playing for me?"

"That's right, I sacrificed myself too much."

Xu Ruoguang nodded without changing his expression. He has always had a thick skin.

"nmd, I really admire you."

Godv didn't expect such a statement.

This kind of shameless remark was also true and stunned everyone in the barrage.

"Oh, Niubi, there is such a saying?"

"The case is solved, I'm not easy to catch, I'm just helping my teammates to share the pressure of gank!"

"Thank you, Brother Guang, I have another excuse to blame you."

"He is really, so gentle, I cried to death!"

Xu Ruoguang ignored him and returned to the line again, calculating the damage.

Ice's damage is not explosive, let alone top laner Ice.

Few people play.

Well, to be precise, Xu Ruoguang was the only one.

So Nuoshou didn't know Xu Ruoguang's killing line, and this was an opportunity.

Why do some top laners suddenly bring out a more sewer hero after the top laner is moved in the version, and still have some effects?

It is because there are too few weird heroes like normal singles.

The experience of laning is not only my own understanding of the pawn line, but also the understanding of the opposite hero.

When to fight, when to all in, when to suppress, when to control the line.

This is all knowledge.

Top order, it's really fun and spicy!

When being trained in the military, there is a kind of joy of harvest.

Here comes the question, has the opponent Nuo ever played against Ice?

Surely not!

So when both sides reached level five, he didn't realize that Xu Ruoguang was already eager to try.

He didn't deal with the pawn line, just sent a W to sweep over.

On the other side, Nuo's hand was swept away, and he was very upset.

Ice W damage is not considered explosive, but just like summer mosquitoes, it is really tormenting.

Xu Ruoguang drove A directly, stuck at the maximum distance, consuming Nuoshou's blood again and again.

Nuo backed away, and he walked forward.

If Nuoshou moves forward, he will retreat!

Nuo Shou, who was slowed down by Ping A, exploded with discomfort, wishing to turn into a devil.

In the end, he was impatient and wanted to pull Xu Ruoguang when he flashed over.

Xu Ruoguang was overjoyed, handed over Flash at the same time, and continued to torture.

The position of the jungler is exposed in the lower half, and Nuo Shou has already realized that something is wrong.

But this thing, it is too difficult to run.

He enters the grass, Xu Ruoguang directs the E skill eagle strikes the sky to open the field of vision, and then continues to chase A.

The ice is really scraping, but Nuoshou doesn't have much equipment.

He was scraped all the way to death abruptly.

The barrage is already dizzy.

"Can this be killed alone?"

"It's so fucking disgusting, I'm so stupid, I can't even touch it with my hands, this deceleration is really sm!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Nuoshou is in such a hurry!"

"I've learned it, I'll go to the rankings right away!"

"Don't go! They have a lot of junglers!"

On Nuoshou's side, the jungler immediately sent him a question mark.

He didn't say anything, and it seemed like he said everything.

My level 3 helped you catch Han Bing to death, and you were still solo killed?

You are not stunned!

Nuoshou just felt so wronged.

"I can't touch it at all. I really don't blame me. This pairing is completely unplayable."

"The jungler still hits me? I don't want to play anymore, let's lose together!"

He vigorously opened the chat box.

In-team interface.

Nuoshou: mine.

Leopard Girl: Hold on tight, I'll come back soon.

Still very important.

Next, the leopard girl on the opposite side completely lived on the road.

Xu Ruoguang's record also changed from 1/1 to 2/2, 3/3, 3/4.

thirty minutes, 9/11

Very real too.

"Don't look at me being caught so badly, if I win, I can still win."

Xu Ruoguang was very proud. He won the first top laner, Han Bing.

"Godv is crazy, 11/1, really Kazakhstan."

"Is this Godv's plane? The jungler gets $76, and he gets $354. That's outrageous."

"I understand why Taobao Quan is as skinny as a stick."

"This developmental ability is really exaggerated, does godv have a chance to play in K1 this year?"

The audience looked dumbfounded, Xu Ruoguang was caught and died all the time, but he really managed to restrain the opposite leopard girl.

Ever since the leopard girl came at the eighth level and was replaced by Xu Ruoguang, his mind has been out of order.

I just wanted to grab it and give Xu Ruoguang something real.

The result is that the mid laner was crushed by godv.

Thirty minutes later, Liushen's plane was already there.

There is no doubt that it has a very exaggerated dominance.

Won!

Xu Ruoguang smiled,

"Some people just can't see me winning, but I can indeed win. Not only can I win my last team battle, but I can also set the record straight."

"Hehe, kneel down to Godv and let him lead you, Brother Guang!"

"Didn't the last wave of the plane rush fiercely? Do you feel like you're on edge after just messing around?"

"Brother Guang, this shames you so much, I announce your expulsion from Brother Guang, today you are Brother Guang!"

Godv shook his sore neck, "Are you still coming?"

"You said that you are the first in the national server, but you can't do it once?"

Xu Ruoguang asked back.

"This is all the strength I used to play the game. I am exhausted. How dare you say it? I will play the top lane and Hanbing will not play with you."

Godv complained directly.

"Calm down, I will C you here."

Xu Ruoguang smiled and clicked to continue ranking.

Betta 84074.

I was hearing a slobber baby replaying.

"Ah, the jungle excavator just now is too good, brother, ah, I really do."

Xiaoxuan slumped on the chair,

"Well, I don't want to mess with it!"

The barrage taste is also very aggressive.

"Lovely Lovely!"

"Xuan, it's almost a thousand points, don't rush, you won't be able to go up."

"Why don't you take top laner Han Bing as well, Xuan!"

Xiao Xuan sat up straight.

"Huh? Top lane Hanbing? What the hell?"

"Huh? Brother Guang is playing, so you can really learn from it."

"Brother Guang is your father? What are you talking about? I can't like professional players, can I?"

Xiaoxuan took a deep breath and clicked on the ranking.

After a while, the ranking is ready.

You have joined the match!

Lose, wait and lose again?

Entering the room, Xiao Xuan wailed.

"Why is it the fifth floor?"

Type a sentence skillfully.

"No assistance on the fifth floor, hang up if you don't give an order."

Then, he saw that Jian Ji was directly identified on the first floor opposite.

"Oh hoo? So confident? Choose Jian Ji directly in front of me, right?"

Xiaoxuan took a deep breath and smiled.

"See if I do it or not, and you're done!"

Raven, sure!

His Raven is still very confident at this time. At the beginning of the season, he was the first to be promoted to the king because of Raven and Leopard Girl.

Entering the game, Xiaoxuan frowned, and found that things were not simple.

"K1.Emperor? Who is this, which idiot stole my Brother Guang's ID? What an idiot!"

He cursed directly.

Xu Ruoguang's performance in the S5 World Championship, as long as he is playing top laner, it is impossible not to like him.

It's ridiculously strong.

Xiaoxuan is naturally a fan.

"Xuan, this is really Brother Guang!"

"Just came from Brother Guang's studio, it's really Brother Guang."

"Xiaoxuan, you dare to scold your father, don't you?"

Xiaoxuan sneered, "How is that possible? Brother Guang is playing Hanbok at this time, and it's probably played by his teammates."

But seeing that the barrage became more and more true, he was also a little uncertain.

Could it be, really?

Open the live broadcast room that you pay special attention to.

Click in, the lower right corner is Xu Ruoguang!

"Fuck!"

"Fuck?!!!"

"It's really Brother Guang!"

Xiaoxuan was so excited that his voice changed, fully demonstrating how filial he is,

"Don't worry, don't worry, I won't watch the bullet screen when I'm facing Brother Guang, now I'm going to be serious."

Xiao Xuan took a deep breath to calm down her excitement.

"Here, show Brother Guang my Raven!"

"Watch me abuse him!"

The barrage has already started laughing.

"Abusing him, right? I'm going to die laughing when I'm beaten into a fool."

"Xiao Xuan, why are you so confident?"

Xiaoxuan stopped talking, he had already entered a state of concentration.

Entering the game, he hesitated to say hello.

After all, it was the impulse in his heart that made him send his greetings.

Last, Xuanshen: "Brother Guang, hello, I am the Last, Xuanshen of that fighting fish, let's fight hard."

Xu Ruoguang laughed, he had really heard of Xiaoxuan.

When I first met otto, I often heard otto call Xiaoxuan an idiot.

Under the influence of Gun'er God, Xu Ruoguang naturally knew that there was Xiaoxuan.

K1. Emperor: "OK."

"He returned to me!"

Xiaoxuan was so excited that he missed the knife.

If it was normal, Xu Ruoguang wouldn't take it very seriously.

Because of the rank, especially the national server rank, he will play very unrestrained.

This is in line with the general environment of the national server.

However, this one is different.

Xu Ruoguang's ice effect was a bit poor, which was questioned by the audience.

Then he must have hit hard.

so……

level three.

Xiaoxuan's Raven lay down.

"What's this? Why does his sword girl always feel like he's got a cut more than me."

Xiaoxuan took a breath,

"This suppression is really exaggerated."

As the top laner with a thousand points this season, Xiaoxuan thinks she has some strength.

He really didn't expect that the gap was so big.

However, even though he was killed, the smile on his face became more and more happy.

"As expected of my Brother Guang, it's only normal to have this kind of suppression after getting my life!"

Seven minutes later, Xiaoxuan's jungler came.

Xiaoxuan frowned, and immediately frantically signaled to retreat.

"Don't catch it, how can you catch it, you will be hit twice!"

But for some unknown reason, the praying mantis jumped up brazenly as if it hadn't seen the signal.

"Damn it, I told you not to catch me!"

Xiaoxuan complained, but could only choose to keep up.

Now, he still wouldn't just ignore the jungler just because the jungler is an idiot, and let him send that Xiaoxuan himself.

The result is obvious.

Xu Ruoguang backhand RW slows down, AEQA flashes.

The mantis was dropped in seconds.

After chasing Ruiwen, he slashed all the way, and chased Xiaoxuan into the tower to death.

"Gone."

Xiaoxuan lay back and clicked on the mantis.

"Wuhu Da Sima? You are really a Sima!"

Open up!

Mantis: "You little boss, I really don't know what you are hesitating about. When I went up, you followed me directly, didn't you just kill me?"

Xiaoxuan was furious, with a hammer!

The Sword Fairy equipment is obviously going to be one for two, and the signal is still on?

Just want to start the interaction.

However, thinking that this is a hand that finally met Brother Guang, Xiaoxuan chose to endure it.

He wants to win!

It's a pity that we still didn't win in the end.

Xu Ruoguang exerted all his strength, and Ueno wanted to suppress him?

This is something even smebs can't do.

Thirty minutes, Jian Ji 12/0, pushed down Xiaoxuan's base.

"I really don't want to play anymore, it's too stupid!"

Xiaoxuan wailed, and began to add Mantis friends to prepare for interaction.

However, at this time, he still didn't forget to add Xu Ruoguang.

"oh?"

Xu Ruoguang was a little surprised,

"Are you not convinced?"

I passed a friend and sent a question mark.

Xiaoxuan was excited, "He gave me a friend!"

After thinking for a long time, I finally made a sentence.

"Your sword girl is too powerful."

Xu Ruoguang raised his eyebrows, "Aren't you looking for trouble?"

He replied politely.

"Your Raven is also very powerful."

"He praised my Raven!"

Xiaoxuan's voice trembled.

Points lost don't seem to matter anymore.

Xu Ruoguang didn't continue to interact, and started massacring godv on the national server.

What is the concept of a top-middle double row for a top team?

Even if there are some dirty players in the queue sometimes.

Like actors or something.

They dare not act at all.

Xu Ruoguang's reputation is too great, acting is too risky.

It's easy to lose the number, maybe you will be scolded to be autistic.

Taking advantage of the trend to win a wave of eight consecutive victories, the time has reached more than four o'clock in the middle of the night.

Xu Ruoguang stretched his waist,

"1123 points, it's almost there, let's not rush today."

He smiled and said,

"The anchor didn't lie today, did he? He said it would be broadcast until four o'clock, but it was actually broadcast until four o'clock."

Even though it is past four o'clock in the morning, his popularity in the live broadcast room is still over three million.

Really exaggerated.

"Brother Guang, good night, I had a great time today!"

"Come on VG tomorrow!"

"8888888888!"

"Good night Brother Guang, I'm asleep!"

Xu Ruoguang turned off the live broadcast with a smile, and went to the bathroom to clean up his personal hygiene.

He tiptoed into the room, not wanting to disturb Scout.

Good night, Xu Ruoguang.

On the second day, there were no twists and turns in the face of VG.

On BP, kkoma respected Lord Hou very much, and directly pressed the Tsar Ice Girl plane.

Lord Hou could only smile wryly.

kkoma knows him too well.

After all, he was a member of kkoma at the time, so he couldn't understand it.

Under the pressure of three bans, K1 easily took away VG,

After the game, Xu Ruoguang also smiled and hugged this old teammate and good old man after a long absence.

"Playoffs, come on."

Lord Hou smiled and blessed.

"Well, you have to work hard too, bro."

Xu Ruoguang patted him on the shoulder, leaving Lord Hou speechless for a while.

"I'm the senior, brat, ah!"

After winning VG, K1 was even more powerful.

First, they won the SAT 2-0, and then they also won the victory cleanly in the game against NB.

On March 27th, they will face GT again.

Still no waves.

The current team gap is so big, a team in the middle of the league wants to overthrow K1 and become a water ghost when the playoffs are approaching?

This is not possible.

Because K1 has too many carry points!

M3!

Snake!

There are no waves.

On April 10th, K1, which ended the regular season, ended their regular season with a terrifying record of 16 consecutive victories in major games and 32 consecutive victories in small games.

This is the scariest record after the LPL has become large.

Excluding WE's 48 consecutive victories in major competitions in ancient times, K1's strength is the most terrifying.

This kind of dominance has already made the LPL audience a little numb.

Especially K1 fans.

Do you still need to watch the K1 game? Waking up is another win!

However, just as it is about to enter the playoffs, K1 is about to look forward to the spring championship and even the critical moment of MSI.

kkoma and ruru received a notification.

"Regarding the recently received reports, I hope K1 can cooperate. Regarding the age of AD player jackeylove, we have entered the investigation stage."

Kkoma's pupils shrank, and his smiling face suddenly became expressionless.

jackeylove, was reported!

"who is it?"

The next day, when Ruru discussed this matter with Kkoma, his face was still deeply tired.

She thought about it all night, one goal after another emerged in her mind, and then she eliminated them one by one.

She has communicated with all the club managers she knows, and all of them can't wait to swear to God that they didn't do it by themselves.

Kkoma couldn't figure it out either.

EDG?

impossible.

EDG has a lot of problems. Where did it have the courage to report K1?

If we really want to pursue it, no one can escape if the fish dies and the net is broken.

RNG?

It's even more impossible. They are also actively introducing new support players, and they are still thinking about whether they can play earlier.

How could it be possible to make trouble at this juncture?

At this time, Cao Han, the head of LeTV's club operations, walked in.

His face was very strange, with a feeling that was inexplicable but seemed normal.

The first sentence he came in stunned both Ruru and Kkoma.

"Don't guess, SKT fans reported it, and he has already posted on the forum over there, including ACE's reply."

kkoma:?

ruru:?

"What did you say?"

kkoma couldn't help asking.

"It was reported by SKT fans, he seems to be very proud, come here, I'll show you."

Cao Han was a little dumbfounded.

kkoma logged into the forum according to Cao Han's guidance.

Sure enough, the opening lightning strike.

"The traitors of SKT, die to me!"

"Those who betrayed SKT are doing so well in LPL, why?"

"Are they worthy of the current SKT? I am very angry about this!"

"I carefully investigated the renegade team named K1, and was pleasantly surprised to find that their AD's age may not have reached the standard for playing."

"Haha, still want to play in the playoffs? Still want to come to MSI?"

"I have already submitted the report materials to the alliance over there, K1? Die with me!"

In the words, the hatred is monstrous.

Obviously, this is an SKT fan who really hates K1.

Among the current SKT fans, there are two groups.

Some fans feel that the number of players is indeed a bit too high, and it is normal for Xu Ruoguang and others to seek better treatment and more chances to play in the LPL.

They are holding blessings and even looking forward to it, looking forward to the meeting of SKT at MSI.

This is more rational.

But another group of fanatical fans has labeled K1 as a traitor team.

Especially Xu Ruoguang and kkoma were hated to the bone.

They think, what's wrong with you staying?

Isn't it because they didn't take you as the core?

Isn't it because the summer split let you kkoma get out of class for a while?

The glory you gained in SKT, but you have to leave SKT in the end?

Why! ?

"Now what?"

Ruru also understood through the translation, and asked.

"Actually, it's not a big problem."

Cao Han showed a confident smile.

"This is LPL."

"We are LeTV."

"There will be no problems with the investigation."

kkoma pondered, then asked suddenly.

"The ACE Alliance, have you ever said when will they come to investigate?"

Cao Han was taken aback for a moment, and his face instantly became serious.

"I'll deal with it!"

He left in a hurry.

Ruru also came back to it.

"Do you think this investigation may be delayed?"

kkoma nodded solemnly.

"Probably."

"If...the investigation drags on until the finals."

"Because it needs to be investigated, jackeylove is not allowed to participate, what will K1 do?"

Ruru sank down on the chair in a daze.

"We must lose!"