What kind of job does such a dish play? Go home and raise pigs

Seems to have found a way to snipe Xu Ruoguang's winning streak, and the system began to arrange some strange teammates for him.

Sometimes it doesn't matter if Xu Ruoguang is a bit of a teammate. The national server can't give him any pressure on the line, even if he hasn't played for half a year.

However, sometimes teammates are not pits, but gifts.

Just like this one.

This was already his fifteenth call today, and he played from three or four o'clock in the afternoon until more than two o'clock in the morning.

In the middle of the night, even on the top of the canyon, there are a lot of dirty things inside.

"actor?"

Xu Ruoguang frowned slightly.

At the beginning of the first-level group, AD Kai'Sa directly lost the first blood, and also dropped the double move.

This is normal in real gold and silver, but the game of kings has a minimum of judgment. If you can't run, you won't think about handing in skills. If you can't beat the first-level group, you will die.

The mid laner Zoe directly clicked AD.

Flowers are blooming and pinellia [Twilight Protoss]: You

The flowers are blooming and Pinellia [Twilight Protoss]: What are you doing?

AD didn't give any response at all, and went online directly.

Xu Ruoguang controlled Rambo to go up the road. Before he reached the second level, the AD in the bottom road died again.

This time the mid laner couldn't bear it anymore, and started asking questions frantically.

It's pinellia blooming again [Twilight Protoss]: Will I see you off again? I'm dead.

AD finally responded, but it was nothing more than some evasive statements, such as being in a bad state in the middle of the night.

The mid laner doesn't believe it at all, you are not in good shape, how many ranks should you open?

start output directly.

I don't even want to mend the knife.

Xu Ruoguang didn't pay attention to this kind of thing at all, the third level seized the opportunity to directly disable the opponent's top laner, the fourth level forcibly jumped the tower, and handed over the tower after killing the opponent.

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: Don't make noise, I C.

"This big brother still wants to win, this assistant doesn't say a word, he is probably an actor."

In a certain Internet cafe, the mid laner sighed.

It's pinellia blooming again [Twilight Protoss]: Don't waste time, brother.

Flowers are blooming and pinellia [Twilight Protoss]: The assistant is also an actor, so there are only three of us here.

Xu Ruoguang knew that the only way to awaken the fighting will of his teammates was to rely on some unconventional methods.

Even if he asked the mid laner to look at the record, it is estimated that the mid laner didn't have that kind of thought.

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: Fight hard, no matter whether you win or lose, I will beat you for one hundred.

Xu Ruoguang doesn't have any superpowers, but he has the ability to make money.

"Forget it, let's fight."

The mid laner sighed.

The big brother on the top lane wanted to win so much, he was too embarrassed to surrender directly.

As for V he 100? To be honest, he really didn't intend to.

It seems to realize that his own support seems to be dirty, and the AD is getting worse and worse.

Go online and die!

It's not a game that normal people can play at all.

However……

"Delivery was too slow!"

With a sarcastic and casual smile on Xu Ruoguang's face, he completed a double kill against the enemy Ueno.

Rambo is too perverted when he has the advantage.

If the jungler dares to come, he will die, and he can fight as he wants.

Ten minutes into the game, the actor AD suddenly realized something was wrong.

Why did I send it to the present, and the opposite AD has a record of 6/0.

Why is this Rambo so super god? !

"actor?"

He subconsciously came up with this idea.

No wonder he thought so.

After all, he is an actor himself, and when he saw that the field on the opposite side was killed by a Rambo, he subconsciously regarded the person on the opposite side as the same as himself.

He opened up the records of the opponent's top laner, but found that they were basically not bad records, and he hadn't even been ranked with his top laner after flipping through a few pages.

This negates the possibility of an actor.

With doubts, he opened Xu Ruoguang's record.

Then I was shocked.

"Fuck? What B thing?"

He turned two pages, two pages of MVP.

There are four-on-five games, playing in the top lane is all random killings, and the top laner is basically a thousand-point game.

But this person's rank...is only platinum.

Super, professional player!

He immediately thought of this possibility.

But, it doesn't matter.

Actor AD smiled, what about your professional player?

I have to lose or I have to lose. My Canyon is not the only one. You can report it after the fight.

Most of the crew is the Canyon.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: Support, stop pretending.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: The top order is a bit aggressive, let's send it off.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: Although I don't know which crew you are from, you are not a normal person.

These words are too arrogant.

He didn't even bother to pretend.

The jungler blind monk was so angry that he started cursing directly.

Yuyu [Blind Monk]: Actor Sima, can you give me one for a try?

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: You laughed, report it, whatever you want, don't even try to win this one.

This is the crew.

Many ordinary players may not know much about this group.

Simply put, this group is a group of parasites.

After they use some thugs or find a small agent to make an account qualified for the top of the canyon, they first earnestly make it to the drill-up rank.

Then start selling points.

When it comes to the boss, it will be delivered directly.

When the anchor is scheduled, he will trade with Gouzhuang, which is engaged in electronic gambling, and decide whether the anchor will win or lose according to the odds.

Even if there are some professional players, there is not something that can be done against them every time.

Because some actors are extremely good at acting.

There is no problem at all when fighting in a team, even acting like a thigh.

But sometimes, I just make some radical decisions, and then give away my own big bounty, breaking the team's big rhythm.

People who don't know can't see it at all.

If they say that they were in a hurry or made a mistake when they were in a group, there is no way to prove it false.

How do I report this?

According to the system's judgment, the actor did not suffer less damage, did not lose in laning, and had a very good record.

Can this judge him as deliberately giving away his head?

Obviously not.

Not to mention the system, even teammates are hard to judge.

After all, people are not machines, and it is normal for someone to make a mistake once.

Even if it is reported, the account will be banned.

For the crew, it's not such a distressing thing at all.

How much is a canyon number?

At most seven or eight hundred, this is the most time.

So, how about acting?

When meeting the boss, he can earn two or three hundred with a guarantee, and it is even more exaggerated when meeting the anchor and communicating with Gouzhuang.

The top anchors will be 5,000 if they play in the rankings.

The benefits are completely out of proportion to the risks.

The actor in this group is not considered advanced, so besides pretending at the beginning, he didn't bother to pretend at all.

On the road, Xu Ruoguang killed too hard, and his record was exaggerated.

He doesn't want to win.

Now calling for support, I also want the support to stop pretending.

If you pretend to be a normal person, you will probably lose!

The assistant who had been silent all this time finally spoke up.

"ok."

Seeing these two letters, the mid laner's heart sank.

bad!

Not just the cast, but even two.

He still has the confidence to win with a dog, after all, the top lane advantage is big enough.

Two... basically equals three to five.

This... how to win?

Just when he was a little discouraged and wanted to give up completely, Xu Ruoguang finally typed again.

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: This one, I can't lose.

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: Give it away with five-speed shoes, I'm afraid you will be too slow to give it away.

"It's a bit too much. Do you really think that a bunch of trash can stop me from scoring?"

Xu Ruoguang smiled.

Let alone actors, he is not afraid of finding five professional players on the opposite side.

The actor was a little too arrogant, he didn't like it very much.

"Fuck, this top order, so tough?"

The mid laner was shocked.

"Okay! These idiots must die."

The wild blind monk replied immediately.

Fifteen minutes into the game, the actor AD became more and more anxious.

Something is wrong.

This is very wrong.

Although he really released the five-speed shoes now, he ran to the third road to give away the head.

But this Lambo is too exaggerated.

Fifteen minutes straight through the road, 179 CS, 13/0/2 record, almost five-piece set!

And although he died a lot, he sent twelve heads to the AD on the opposite side, but be careful, it is worthless if you die too much!

The current AD is at most two and a half pieces!

Rambo's level is almost four levels lower than the fattest AD on the opposite side.

This Lambo is already invincible.

Although Nakano failed to penetrate the opponent, he never sent it once.

Both the mid laner and the jungler were suffocating, and they just didn't give them a chance.

Actor AD typed quickly.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void] (everyone): Come to the middle lane, AP plays a killing ring.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void] (everyone): Catch Rambo to death once! ! ! !

He was in a hurry.

With four exclamation points in a row, one can imagine how anxious he was.

He is anxious, someone is more anxious.

Get the hell out of me [Clockwork Demon]: Can you do it?

Get the hell out of me [A Clockwork Demon]: I can't even give it away, what a trash crew.

Get the hell out of here [Clockwork Demon]: I won't be looking for you next time.

"Haha, the boss is angry."

Xu Ruoguang's mid laner gloated and laughed.

It's Pinellia blooming again [Twilight Protoss]: Hurry up!

The flowers are blooming and Pinellia [Twilight Protoss]: The big and small kings on the playing cards, you stand guard in front of McDonald's! It's all over for you clown!

And at this time, Xu Ruoguang, who was about to go back to the top road, went home to mend his equipment.

In 18 minutes, Liushen hit the road and searched the wild area, plus the wild monsters from his teammate Blind Monk, at this time Xu Ruoguang's last knife was... 217 knives!

The level has even reached the terrifying sixteenth level.

With the soldiers broke the high ground opposite, no one dared to defend.

The fleshiest person on the opposite side lost more than a third of his HP after eating Xu Ruoguang's harpoon.

"Fuck, how much damage?"

One electronic harpoon can knock out a third of it?

Can't keep it at all.

The problem is that the big mask and ice stick produced by Rambo have high meat output and deceleration!

Before he could react, Xu Ruoguang's Rambo directly turned on W and spewed fire forward.

After roasting for less than a second, there is residual blood!

The opposite side can only flash away.

Big mask, golden body, popsicle stick hat, and shoes.

With these five pieces of equipment, Rambo can basically hurt anyone at this point in time.

Nineteen minutes of game time.

Xu Ruoguang was already standing in front of the opposite spring.

There was a mocking smile on his lips.

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: Sorry, you can no longer send the opposite party.

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: They can't get out.

"Fuck, awesome!"

The mid laner simply didn't know what to say.

The bot lane is from the beginning to the end. Most people are really helpless when they encounter this kind of situation. They need to not give a chance to win.

But what about this big brother Lambo?

Really don't give it a chance?

No!

Every time the opponent caught him, Rambo basically didn't think about running away, and killed them all!

It's not that he doesn't give the opportunity, but he just wants you to catch it.

The more you catch, the faster he kills!

The determined idea is to hit five!

But he is terrible at playing well. He is obviously a Rambo, but he plays more gracefully than Raven.

Take a bit exaggerated, realize a bit.

Whoever comes, whoever dies!

Killing them abruptly is faster than sending them down!

Are you an actor?

It doesn't matter.

Send it, send it whatever you want.

Can you kill it faster than me?

This is absolute strength crushing, without any moisture.

What does it mean to break through all methods with one force?

This is the all-powerful method!

Actors Bureau?

Laughed, now in less than 20 minutes, people are blocking the spring water on the opposite side!

As for the ridicule of the big brother now, the mid laner just feels relieved.

The actor is too arrogant. He has encountered it several times before, but there is nothing he can do.

Every time I can only sulk.

Now that the actor is being ridiculed, the mid laner is happy no matter what, and even applauds.

The strong want to humiliate the stubborn weak!

"Grass!"

In a somewhat narrow rental room, a loud voice sounded.

The keyboard is broken.

Others in the room looked away.

"What are you doing?"

The young man in charge came over with a frown.

"What's going on in the middle of the night?"

"Brother Zhang, look!"

Actor AD exhaled, tried his best to calm himself down, and pointed to the words Rambo typed on the screen.

"oh?"

The young man named Brother Zhang leaned over, took a look and smiled.

"Interesting, it's rare to encounter such a tough guy."

"Don't worry about this list, it's not for you, get up"

"Let me talk to him. This person seems to have some strength. Ask him if he wants to be an actor."

Brother Zhang sat on the chair and typed a line.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: This friend, the depth of the water in the national server is beyond your imagination, so let's make a friend, and this is for you.

Floating life never rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: Do you have any ideas to make some quick money? With your strength, it is no problem to make a five-figure monthly income.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: If you don't want to, with your attitude towards us, you really won't be able to score in the future.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: I'm not afraid to tell you, we are the biggest crew in the canyon. I have cooperated with many spinach bosses.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: Even a professional player like Uzi can't do anything against us. We want him to score up and he can get up, and we want him to lose points so he has to lose!

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: I think this choice shouldn't be difficult, right?

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Ye Ming [Daughter of the Void]: If you are interested, you can contact Zhang XX at 139xxxxxxxx.

Xu Ruoguang was happy.

Just as a friend?

Do you know who my friends are?

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: You are not worthy to be my friend.

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: I want to score, but no one can stop me, even if Lee Sang Hyuk is here.

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: More actors, less I look down on you,

Hubei Emporer [Public Enemy]: Are you worthy of me giving you face? Who do you think you are?

In the rental room, Brother Zhang's face darkened.

He has been in this "trade" for a long time.

At the beginning, it was in the Iron and Steel Sun, and then slowly turned to the first area and the canyon.

No matter what the player is, they are powerless in front of the crew.

He hadn't been scolded by someone pointing his nose like this for a long time.

In the past, there were some who didn't believe in evil, but they all lost badly and had to transfer districts.

Brother Zhang decided to teach this man a lesson.

Floating life never rests Dang Yeming [Daughter of the Void]: Okay, okay, don't regret it!

He didn't say any more, and looked at Quan with a sullen face, when Rambo was abusing the boss of his crew on the opposite side.

Before the game was over, Xu Ruoguang's ID was immediately typed in YY.

"Everyone, hit me to death if you get this ID! Beat me to death on the opposite side!"

"It's been a long time since anyone dared to challenge our canyon order. Now that there is someone who is not afraid of death, let him die."

"Playing him guarantees a minimum of 500 yuan, the better the effect, the more money you will get!"

He spoke seriously, very confident in his tone.

They are the largest crew in the canyon, and at least half of the people in the first five hundred miles of the canyon have more or less contact with them.

This is the peak of the canyon in this era.

Actors, rampage!

Ordinary players have no ability to resist in the face of this kind of power and can only surrender.

or go.

This is why people like Brother Zhang are so confident.

"Also take the name of Hubei Emporer, you don't really think of yourself as that champion, do you?"

"Don't say you are a Hubei Emporer, even if you are a real Emporer, you have to die for me!"

He sneered.

In fact, this is a comparison.

Because players of Xu Ruoguang's level really dare not act.

At Xu Ruoguang's level, each of his ranks in the national server is in charge of Tencent's special personnel.

Once there are doubts in the game, no matter what happens, the problematic account will be blocked for a day. If there is no problem, Tencent will issue 50,000 points for compensation after unblocking.

This was specially set up by Tan Zhongze for Xu Ruoguang, and it was also a method used to win over Xu Ruoguang's heart.

If it wasn't for the fact that 50,000 point coupons would be issued afterwards, some people would definitely have some opinions on this matter, and there would be remarks like "Steam bun, are you unlucky?"

But because the compensation is very simple and rude, 50,000 coupons.

This time... it's different.

One mistaken seal is 50,000, which is equivalent to 500 Ruanmei coins.

That's a lot of money.

Plus expert review.

It was said to be a day, but in fact, the results were available in half an hour at most, and the compensation was also credited immediately.

The player's last complaint disappeared, and those who had no problem wished to be banned.

How can anyone in the national service have privileges? !

That's what they meant to say.

But... Tengzi gave too much.

Half an hour for five hundred, blood earning.

So this "Brother Zhang" is just bragging.

However, it was true that he wanted Xu Ruoguang to die in Zhuanyi.

EDG club, Xu Ruoguang stretched himself.

Drink a bottle of Nutrition Express produced by the system.

Well, it's exciting.

To be honest, he originally planned to go to sleep after finishing this fight.

After all, if you play too much, it is a bit suspicious.

Because there are not many professional players who are so capable, and there are even fewer top laners.

It is easy to think that this is Xu Ruoguang's account.

But seeing the actor AD say such things, Xu Ruoguang suddenly became interested.

In the general king game, even with a few super soldiers, it is not impossible for Xu Ruoguang to fight.

As long as teammates can clear the line, they can play casually.

He originally planned to play with his wrists casually.

Anyway, it is impossible to score slowly, and the strength of the wrist is very high.

But now that the actor AD said so, it is obvious that the crew has already set his sights on him.

that can...

Very good!

"If you want to get back to your status as soon as possible, you have to put as much pressure on yourself as possible."

"It just so happened that I was worried about scoring a thousand points without any pressure, so you sent it up."

"Thank you for the gift of nature."

Xu Ruoguang sighed.

Isn't this just a pillow when you want to sleep?

Cool, so cool!

Come on crew, come on actors.

Show me your limits!

His stats are being displayed on a panel that only he can see.

User: Xu Ruoguang

Age: 20

Height: 183cm

Current Capability Rating: ? ? ?

Peak Ability Rating: ? ? ?

Laning ability: 35/30

Anti-gank ability: 35/30

Responsiveness: 20/20

Match experience: 30/30

Version Comprehension: 17/30

Teamfight Handling: 30/30

Overall Rating: 167/170

Evaluation: After entering the S10 version, the reading ability of the top laner version has also become an important indicator, so it is included in the statistics; although your last professional game is currently in the S9 World Championship, your strength is still undoubtedly No. 1 One, there are too many evaluations beyond the limit of the version; the legend of League of Legends is well-deserved.

"Although the system, you have tried your best to praise me, but I have always suffered from a lack of ability phobia."

Xu Ruoguang sighed.

"It's only 167, and I haven't even reached the full value. What if a legendary rookie with 170 points comes out? If I am defeated, how ugly will it be?"

"System, you useless thing, what kind of B-version comprehension ability, after all, don't you have to rely on your buddies to practice one by one?"

System: Please give up the idea of ​​getting something for nothing!

Stop teasing this stupid comparison system, Xu Ruoguang just continued to click on the ranking, suddenly thought of something, and added the friend of the actor AD just now.

Actor AD quickly called out, "Brother Zhang, he added me!"

"Hmph, I guess I should be afraid now."

Brother Zhang had a smile on his face.

"Pass and see what he says!"

Actor AD nodded and approved the friend request.

Floating life never stops Dang Yeming: Why did you add me as a friend?

Hubei Emporer: For your friend, it is convenient for your crew to snipe.

Hubei Emporer! : Come on, show me, I'm about to start ranking, hurry up, don't stop working.

In the next second, it showed that he had entered the ranking.

Actor AD: ...

This person is also very considerate.

He turned his head, and sure enough, he saw Brother Zhang's angry face turned green.

"furious!"

"It's too crazy!"

"You're fucking crazy!"

Judging by this person's attitude, he seemed to be afraid that the crew would not play him.

Look what bullshit he's talking about!

"Hurry up, don't stop working"

Why, our crew helped you work? !

Brother Zhang was furious.

I have seen arrogant ones, but I have never seen such arrogant ones.

He sat down in front of the computer.

Floating Life Never Rests Dang Yeming: You seem to be very attractive? Die you!

On the other end, Xu Ruoguang smiled.

Hubei Emporer: Is dragging illegal?

warn! warn!

His face was flushed and he was gnashing his teeth.

Brother Zhang, completely red and warm.

"Row! Line up for me!"