Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

    Gu Wei lay on the sofa in the dormitory, swiped his phone all night, and couldn't find a suitable gift for Jiang Xun.

    "Pick gifts for people." Gu Wei said truthfully.

    Fu Zhiran: "The friend you gave the duck to last time?"

    Gu Wei: "...Yes."

    "Why didn't you send it later?" Luo Chenxuan usually went out to pick up boiling water before going to bed. He heard the two chatting in the living room, and naturally kept up with the topic.

    "Afterwards... he didn't seem very happy." Gu Wei thought of the scene where Jiang Xun pressed his legs and spanked him that day, and blushed involuntarily.

    "Weiwei." Luo Chenxuan looked at the youngest member dumbfoundedly, "Think about it for yourself, if the other party gave you that, would you be happy?"

    The other way around?

    Gu Wei was stunned, if it were the other way around, Jiang Xun would ask someone to give him a year.

    Gu Wei: “…”

    Just thinking about it makes me feel a little lost and a little angry, as if Jiang Xun is sending him at will, and Jiang Xun doesn't care about him.

    However, why does he care, Jiang Xun cares about him or not.

    Why does he have such a feeling?

    "Do you understand?" The other two were dumbfounded, "Brother, your brain circuit is absolutely amazing."

    Luo Chenxuan: "Are you picking a gift to apologize?"

    Gu Wei nodded.

    Luo Chenxuan suggested: "Then you might as well ask someone close to the other party, it may be easier to pick it up."

    Gu Wei searched Jiang Xun's close people in his mind, and finally came to his mind.

    Okay, that's it.

    In the studio of Binjiang Building, Gu Wei said the last line to the camera and completed a series of endorsement shooting.

    "Brother Gu Wei has worked hard." The spokesperson gave Gu Wei two packs of chocolates that Gu Wei had just endorsed.

    "Thank you." Gu Wei politely thanked the people in the working group.

    "Weiwei, you can wait in the lounge here. Sister Zhao asked me to negotiate with the commodity side about the contract." Mu Yue said.

    "Okay, I'll wait for you here." The air in the lounge was a little stuffy, Gu Wei leaned against the railing, waiting for Mu Yue to come back.

    When he was free, Gu Wei thought about the gift again.

    He clicked on the [Dirty Adult] dialog box. He originally wanted to type, but then he remembered Jiang Xun's previous reply, so Gu Wei gave up typing and sent a voice instead. , called the other party "brother".

    [Love me, please give me money]: Good afternoon, training is hard.

    [Please give me money if you love me]: Pour tea.jpg.

    [Dirty adult]: Why are you so good and sensible today?

    The new note to Jiang Xunkai, Gu Wei didn't get used to it for a while, staring at the phone screen and laughed.

    [If you love me, please give me money]: Brother, have you thought about it, what are you missing?

    [Please call me money]: Don't say fiancee.

    [Dirty adult]: There is no daughter-in-law who can call her husband in bed.

    [DIRTY ADULT]: Come and listen?

    Gu Wei: “…”

    "What are you giggling at the railing?"

    A voice suddenly came from behind him.

    Gu Wei was startled, and instinctively blocked half of the WeChat chat interface with his hands.

    The opposite family appeared behind him.

    "Why are you here?" Gu Wei asked.

    "Record the show." Jiang Ying spread his hands, "The kind of stage variety show that you can't receive."

    Jiang Ying glanced over the screen of Gu Wei's mobile phone, but did not see the avatar of the person who was chatting with Gu Wei, but saw the person's name—

    Dirty adults.

    And some chat content that is obviously inappropriate for children.

    Jiang Ying's gaze on Gu Wei also became subtle.

    The other party is not very old, one year younger than him, and the scale of WeChat chatting with people is quite large.

    "Tsk." Jiang Ying finished greeting his opponent and was about to leave.

    "Hey, wait." Gu Wei pulled the drawstring on Jiang Ying's sweater hat.

    Jiang Ying walked in such a hurry that she was almost not strangled by her opponent.

    "You are ruthless." Jiang Ying coughed while loosening the rope, "We haven't pinched any resources recently."

    Did you share the retribution for the black material?

    "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Gu Wei quickly apologized, and before Jiang Ying was about to leave, he quickly asked the question he had prepared for a long time, "Your brother, does Jiang Xun have anything missing? Or want something?"

    Jiang Ying stopped.

    "What do you care about my brother?" Jiang Ying said to himself, "It's strange, why is my brother..."

    "What's wrong with your brother?" Gu Wei was a little nervous for no reason.

    "My brother is fine." Jiang Ying almost missed out on the black material, "My brother didn't ask anything, and didn't read anything."

    Gu Wei: "?"

    "Then what is your brother missing?" Gu Wei persevered and continued to ask.

    "My brother..." Jiang Ying thought for a while, "It seems that there is nothing missing, he has always been very clear about his goals, he knows what he wants, and he knows how to get it, If you have to say that you are lacking, you may have lacked love before, but he seems to have found it now."

    Jiang Ying smiled meaningfully: "Man, you know."

    Gu Wei didn't understand, he didn't get any useful information at all, he finally decided to make his own decisions about the birthday present.

    "This is for you." Gu Wei originally held two bags of chocolates in his hand, but now he handed one of the bags to Jiang Ying.

    "Want to bribe your opponent?" Jiang Ying took the chocolate, "Make me fat, and then rob me of resources?"

    "I won't give it to you, you can give it to Jiang Xun for me." Gu Wei said.

    "I don't do it." Jiang Ying walked away with the chocolate.

    In the evening in TMW's training room, Jiang Ying slumped on Jiang Xun's gaming chair, pulled out a bag of chocolates from his pocket, and threw it on Jiang Xun's table.

    "Have you started eating sweets?" Jiang Xun asked.

    "I met the right family in Binjiang today, and I gave it to the family." Jiang Ying waved his hand, "It is for you if you specify not to eat it for me."

    Jiang Xun took the chocolate and raised the corner of his mouth.

    Children Gu started to give chocolates that he endorsed. How long will it be before Little Gu gives himself.

    Jiang Ying caught a glimpse of the smile on his brother's face, shook his head, buckled the table twice, and said mysteriously: "Brother, although the two of you recorded a variety show, it happened Such an earth-shattering brotherhood, but I still think you can stay away from my opposite home."

    "Why?" Jiang Xun asked.

    "He is talking to people on WeChat." Jiang Ying lowered his voice.

    Jiang Xun frowned: "What?"

    Jiang Ying: "I saw him chatting with a 'dirty adult' today."

    Jiang Ying: "This id is not a serious person."

    Jiang Ying: "I also saw this person and asked him to call him her husband."

    Jiang Ying: "Time is running out, I didn't see what the avatar was. At first glance, it was yellow, tsk, the avatar looks like a real person."