Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

    The matter has not been explained clearly yet, Gu Wei was fled by Jiang Xun again.

    [Please call me money]: I will explain to you later.

    Gu Wei decided to send a circle of friends to calm down and complain about what happened to him in the past few days, let the brothers in the group understand the true face of the facial foreskin, sort out the mood, and then go back to Jiang Find an explanation.

    When most people do something wrong, their first reaction is to throw the blame.

    Gu Wei is an example.

    Gu Wei took out all the stock in the phone and found Jiu Zhang Jiangxun's emoji.

    With text—

    "I tell you, this meme is very rogue, his mind is full of yellow waste, and he thinks crooked at every turn. Brothers, don't be deceived by his appearance..."

    This time, Gu Wei was very cautious. He typed about 500 words, and between the lines were all dissatisfaction and accusations against Jiang Xun. After he specifically blocked Jiang Xun, he clicked send.

    "Are you in a good mood?" In the club where the TMW team is located, someone knocked on the door of the training room.

    Jiang Xun put down the phone, with an unrecovered smile in his eyes: "Chu Yi, why are you here?"

    "I passed by H City at work, and I came to see you." Chu Yi was wearing a light brown trench coat and leaned against the door, "How have you been lately?"

    "Very good." Jiang Xun said smoothly, "I just won the world championship, what's wrong with me."

    "My mother contacted you again?" Jiang Xun is happy, Chu Yi was Jiang Xun's neighbor when he was a child, and is now an associate professor of applied psychology clinical consultation at A University.

    "As a friend, take care of the mental health of the world champion." Chu Yi avoided his question and urged, "Come on, I still have work in the afternoon."

    Jiang Xun listened to his words, picked out one of the cards scattered on the table, and handed it to Chu Yi.

    "Doctor Chu, do you see anything?" Jiang Xun asked while leaning on the gaming chair.

    "Why did you choose it, and what did you see?" Chu Yi asked.

    The card is blue-green in color with some intricate color blocks wrapped around it.

    "Let me speak?" Jiang Xun asked.

    Chu Yi nodded: "What you see is what you see."

    Jiang Xun took back the card and gave Chu Yi an answer according to the pattern he saw: "I saw a whirlpool, and there was a small boat in the whirlpool, I seemed to be on a boat, and here... "

    Jiang Xun pointed to a white dot in the upper right corner of the card: "This is like a lighthouse."

    Chu Yi stared at Jiang Xun for a moment, then suddenly smiled: "Are you planning to retire?"

    Jiang Xun: “…”

    Jiang Xun sat up straight: "You can."

    "It's not hard to guess." Chu Yi smiled and explained, "You are twenty-three, and you are almost at the age to retire. What you project on this card is yours. Confused, you have a reputation, and you have no shortage of money, what are you confused about?"

    What are you confused about?

    Jiang Xun has some vague awareness about dreams and future plans.

    "I have this idea." Jiang Xun admitted, "But this winter's Asian Open will be finished, the team still has a lot of things to deal with, and there are a few good youth trainees that have to be topped. It is estimated that the official retirement will have to wait until next year."

    "You seem to have found some revelation, it's not a big problem, your mother is too worried, solve it yourself." Chu Yi put away the card, "You saw the lighthouse in the whirlpool, why, Did you meet your lighthouse?"

    Jiang Xun inexplicably thought of Gu Wei in that short video.

    "What are you laughing at?" Chu Yi asked.

    "I really can't hide anything when I talk to you." Jiang Xun said in disgust, "I recently met a very interesting child."

    He said this, remembering that he seemed to be chatting with the children just now.

    Gu Wei said something.

    Do you not sell yourself as a performer?

    Jiang Xun wanted to see if Gu Wei had sent him a new message, but he accidentally opened the chat interface and clicked on the circle of friends—

    What catches the eye is Gu Wei's avatar, which is the Q version of Gu Wei drawn by fans.

    Q version Gu Wei was chubby, with short legs and short hands. He smiled and rolled his eyes and made a gesture of hugging. When Jiang Xun saw this head portrait, the corners of his lips curled up.

    Then his smile froze on his face.

    Under the Q-version avatar, Jiang Xun saw eight of himself.

    You are thinking about farting.jpg

    Quality Eight.jpg

    My face is crooked.jpg

    You are ugly, you say it first.jpg

    There is also a special picture with black characters on a white background.

    Jiang Xun: “…”

    Chu Yi: "…"

    With the background of these nine emojis, Gu Wei discussed about 500 words around the theme of "Jiang Xun is a big hooligan", with clear arguments, reasonable arguments, and straight-forward.

    At the end of this discussion, Gu Wei also added a sentence: It’s good for everyone to understand in their hearts, and you can’t say it out.

    "You lighthouse...you are so bold." Chu Yi recalled Jiang Xun, the school leader at the time of his studies, and applauded the child he had never met in his heart, "Which one On the road?"

    Jiang Xun looked at the Q version of Gu Wei and his eight emojis on the phone screen, took a deep breath and said, "Little Gu, it should be itchy skin."