Your San Value is Zero

"Xiaohanpi" holds a small shovel in his hand and stands majestically in front of a group of players waiting for "Turbo Duck".

After several weeks of fighting, he is now a dog with entry-level strength.

If he could return to his former tribe, he would be treated like a kobold warrior.

The neighbor's pug kobold "A Chun" and teddy kobold "Little Langhua" will definitely be impressed by its mighty body.

Let him hug his waist and stick out his tongue, "Abba, Abba, Abba~"

Thinking about that wonderful scene, "Xiaohanpi" couldn't help but burst into tears.

It's a pity that "Ah Chun" and "Little Langhua" have gone to another world, and the two worlds of dog and ghost are separated forever.

However, the man has ambitions in all directions. Now that he has an immortal body, he can no longer limit himself to "A Chun" and "Little Langhua" in the village.

There may be "Ahua" and "Xiaolangpi" waiting for you outside.

Today, "Xiaohanpi" is going to see what kind of monster it is that dares to block its owner's way with such brazen words.

It stood at the front with its head held high, but because it was too short, it could not see the current situation in Victor County.

[Turbo Duck] happily wiped the sword of joy.

[Shui Shui] and [Hell's Chef] were both pulled over by him to participate in the battle to retake Victor County.

With the goddess in his heart by his side, he was already optimistic and a little more excited.

But from [Shui Shui]'s point of view, [Turbo Duck] who laughs every day gives people a silly feeling.

It was completely different from the image of the male god in her mind.

However, seeing that his strength has reached the entry-level eighth level, I reluctantly formed a temporary team with him to make some contributions.

When the war started, "Xiaohanpi" followed the orders of "Turbo Duck" and took the lead.

It was usually regarded as a group favorite, but at this time, because there were too many players and it was too short, it was accidentally kicked down by a nearby player who was charging forward, and then was stamped on wildly.

Fortunately, its strength has risen to the entry-level level, so it won't cause any major problems after just a few steps.

[Turbo Duck] subdued "Xiaohanpi" in the crowd.

"Xiaohanpi" had mmp in his heart and a smile on his face.

Just when it is about to stand up to meet the enemy, a group of large running waves rush towards the player.

The appearance of natural enemies makes it feel fear from a genetic level.

no! no! I was stepped on so hard just now that I can't get up now.

Definitely not because of cowardice.

If he hadn't been knocked down and trampled just now, he would have rushed up to fight the pack of running wolves.

"Xiaohanpi" used a shovel to support the ground and stood up tremblingly.

Then he looked at [Turbo Duck] with unconcerned eyes.

It expresses the thoughts and feelings of wanting to serve the master, but being trampled on and injured, and being unable to do anything.

[Turbo Duck] felt very distressed. I didn’t expect this to happen.

He lifted "Xiaohanpi", put his legs on his shoulders, and pulled out his hair with both hands.

He stroked the dog's head and said:

""Xiaohanpi", it's okay! We have two swords together - you are responsible for attacking the upper three lanes of monsters, and I will attack the lower three lanes. "

"Xiaohanpi" lay on top of [Turbo Duck], staring blankly at the running wolf in front of him.

The running wolf, which is more than 1.8 meters tall, opens its mouth just enough to bite the upper body of a human being.

Then lying on top of his master's head, wouldn't he be in the best position to bite him?

Before it was running on the ground, at least it could escape when threatened.

Even if he is noticed, given his size, he is not even qualified to make snacks for running wolves. The other party can at most slap him away with his claws and not bite him directly.

It's fine now, being carried on the owner's head.

If the running wolf targets its owner and bites him, he can serve as a gift and accompany his owner to feed the running wolf.

Behind [Turbo Duck] is a slime suicide squad.

These special slimes are filled with substances that can independently ferment into flammable ammonia gas. The slimes wrap them with their bodies and can cause huge damage as long as they are ignited.

[Hell's Chef] The story of cultivating this kind of slime begins with Duwei being troubled by the town's sanitation problems.

As the number of players increased, Duwei began to plan public health facilities.

But with the current level and the resources Du Wei had on hand, he could only build the simplest public toilet.

It is the kind of public toilet that was featured in the 1980s and 1990s with a septic tank dug deep below and an opening directly above, allowing people to squat down and use it.

Of course, it is still used in some remote villages and even small towns.

But Du Wei doesn't have tools to pump out feces, and he doesn't have the ability to let players carry out major civil engineering projects and build a complete set of underground pipelines for Vig City.

Everyone is here to play games, so how can anyone be willing to do that kind of dirty work?

As for farming and construction players, their goal is to build skyscrapers and world wonders, not sewer repairmen.

Public restrooms initially solved some environmental sanitation problems, and also allowed many older players to feel like they were dreaming back to the 1980s and 1990s.

But the good times did not last long. After the number of players exceeded 30,000, the towns in the middle world without urban circulation system began to become dirty and messy.

The number of public toilets is too small and can no longer meet the needs of players. Fortunately, the slime from [Hell Chef] has appeared at this time.

They eat plants with elemental energy and start looking for other edible elemental energy.

Then it was discovered that the players' excrement also contained a small amount of elemental energy.

[Hell's Cook] didn't notice the changes in the slimes at first, but felt that they were becoming more and more yellow and had a slight odor.

Until one evening, she saw several slimes eating and drinking around a public toilet.

Out of curiosity, [Hell Chef] quietly went over to check, and then saw a horrifying scene. The slime looked at her with yellow sauce dripping from his mouth.

Realizing what these beasts were eating, [Hell's Chef] quickly distanced herself from them.

Seeing the movement here, a player holding a torch came over to check the situation.

Then a scene that "Hell's Cook" will never forget happened.

The moment the flame hit the yellow shit lime, it exploded.

In the past, I had only heard of naughty children putting firecrackers in cow dung and lighting them as a gift to the neighbors.

[Hell's Cook] was not deeply touched by the things he heard from hearsay.

Now that she saw it with her own eyes, she realized how disgusting this behavior was and how much this naughty kid deserved a beating.

But this inspired Du Wei. Not only could it clean up the dirt in the town, it could also be used as a bomb.

[Hell Chef] received a special task from Du Wei. She initially refused, but after seeing various optional rewards, she still succumbed to Du Wei's money offensive.

Even if she doesn't use those rewards herself, she can still get valuable blue star coins by selling them on the market.

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