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“In this case, you must think of a way to stay out of the way!”

Wu Jie does not intend to take his own safety risk, even if the warnings given by the system are not strong, this shows that his chances of accidents are not very high.

But as long as there is this probability, he feels that he shouldn’t take risks, including several important teammates in the team, and it is best not to get involved.

At this time, you must consider the issue of suspension, because once you go to the scene, it is difficult not to be involved in such emergencies. The chance of encountering a suspension is very high, which will undoubtedly affect the combat plan for this season.

But what can be done to prevent so many people from going to Liverpool?

Wu Jie looked at the game time. The League Cup was held in Liverpool on January 2. He had a lot of time to figure out a solution.

But sometimes you don’t need to think about it, because it will be delivered to the door by itself.

“Ladies and gentlemen, Futaba Daikuma’s new izakaya has opened! The ingredients we choose are freshly caught every week from Fukushima prefecture, which has the best water quality in Japan, and shipped to the store by air, so you can taste the freshest food in the world Blue-blooded tuna, Japanese red sea bream rich in depleted uranium, black scorpionfish with an IQ of 60, various types of teppanyaki that can still be alive at 250 degrees, and sea urchins and live ark shells that can survive on land… even We can catch the giant living monster Tesla for you. Who will let it always run to our beach and run aground without slowing down… Okay, just kidding… But in addition to the freshest seafood, you can still Here you can taste the tritium-flavored rice that is a specialty of Fukushima, conjoined eight-core peaches, and Fukushima carbon tritium water…”

While Wu Jie was thinking about it, he suddenly heard an advertisement for a Japanese restaurant about to open on TV, and it seemed to be quite upscale.

He didn’t have much interest in Japanese materials, but this advertisement gave him an idea, and soon an idea was born that would allow the whole Arsenal team to go to Liverpool without going to Liverpool.

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In the last game in December, Arsenal defeated their city rivals Tottenham at home!

This was a 4:1 victory. Wu Jie played a mediocre brace and raised his league goals to 40 goals in one fell swoop.

In the history of the five major European leagues, there are very few people who can score 40 league goals in a single season, but Wu Jie only used 22 games to complete a result that most superstars can’t match in a lifetime.

However, the whole world no longer knows how to express praise, because the paragraphs have been used up unknowingly.

But such a big win in the same city derby, Arsenal will definitely have to celebrate after the game. It is a normal way for everyone to have a dinner together.

Wu Jie invited the whole team to celebrate the next day. Of course, there was nothing wrong with it. The only abrupt thing was that the location of the celebration did not match the attributes of the League One players. He chose a newly opened Japanese restaurant.

This new-style izakaya named “Futaba Big Bear” only opened after Christmas, and it only opened for a few days. In addition to the location and decoration, the price is also high-end restaurant, and there are no Arsenal players. Have you heard of the quality of the food in this restaurant?

Wu Jie doesn’t know whether the food is good or not, but it doesn’t matter. He has already booked the entire restaurant two days ago. Tonight, it is equivalent to being reserved by Arsenal.

Of course, he didn’t invite the players to bring his female companions, because that would be no ordinary lack of virtue.

Arsenal’s substitute players were not invited either. Those who were invited tonight were the team’s starters and main rotation players, but they still count as the whole Arsenal team.

The owner of this restaurant learned that Wu Jie had booked the venue tonight, and that the guests were Arsenal’s entire team, and they did not even open during the day. He took out all kinds of carefully prepared ingredients early in the morning.

The whole restaurant was in the excitement of welcoming the emperor all day, and everyone was extremely excited and motivated.

Arsenal is now the most influential team in Europe with the most fans.

Such a team will go to a certain restaurant to dine, and for the popularity of this restaurant, and the effect of publicity, I am afraid that it is better than advertising on TV.

Besides, what they entertain today is the pride of all Asia, the ultimate idol of Japan, and the Mr. Alien who is definitely worth remembering after their service.

This is more than a glorious brilliance, it is simply enough honor to make them explode in place!

Therefore, the restaurant dared not relax at all, they must make Wu Jie and the Arsenal players leave a satisfactory impression!

“Boss, I like to eat Japanese food, but I always have diarrhea, but the store you chose looks very clean, and they even gave Godzilla a hand to do it!”

Quinn, the young high center forward, has made great progress this season, but after he came to the restaurant, he didn’t know whether he liked it or resisted it, but his words really made Wu Jie bitterly smile.

“Japan is an expert on raw food, although the number of people who die of parasites every year ranks first in the world,” Wu Jie made a joke, and he also complained in his heart. “Boy, you’re afraid it’s not normal tonight. Up!”

Wu Jie’s way of staying out of the matter is very wicked. Arsenal will go to Liverpool tomorrow to fight, but if the whole team is pulled to the station and can’t stand firmly that day, then naturally there is no need to go to Liverpool.

This method means that he himself is unavoidable to suffer a crime, but this kind of “pull” is not really a negative effect, he actually uses a poison-cleansing card, and after pulling it, it will be good for the body.

Of course, the owner of this restaurant basically booked the closing time. It is likely that both the opening and closing of the restaurant will be in the same week.

But he has no guilt. This is not because the boss is Japanese, but when he used the system to query the information of the restaurant owner, he has clearly learned that this person is the offspring of the war criminals invading China, and he is even a right-winger. He has visited the Yasukuni Shrine more than once, and he certainly has no guilt for such people.

“Wu Sang, it’s a great honor for you to come here to have a meal!”

After the Arsenal people arrived, the boss quickly took his wife and stepped forward to thank Wu Jie for showing up.

At this time, of course, it was indispensable to bow and say various compliments, and finally hoped that Wu Jie could leave a few group photos with his team.

Of course, Wu Jie satisfies the boss’s deathbed request with a smile. The Arsenal players chatted for a while and quickly sat down.

The environment of this restaurant looks really good, and the food on the menu looks very attractive. Many people have been greeted by gluttons and are ready to feast on it.

But before opening up, Wu Jie naturally wanted to give a short speech. He raised his glass and said loudly: “Thank you for being invited! Thank you for your elegant performance this season! Thank you for your continued contribution to the team. Contributions! Let us toast now, and I wish to kill the nasty Liverpool tomorrow!”

“Cheers, kill Liverpool!”

The Arsenal players all raised their glasses, not knowing what was waiting for them for a while.

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“Report! The fourth round of the League Cup is about to start, but Arsenal suffered a collective diarrhea, and they may not be able to go to Liverpool to fight!”

“Shock! There was news from London that the entire Arsenal team had a collective diarrhea after the dinner, suspected of food poisoning!”

“Heavy news! Arsenal’s pre-war collective diarrhea aroused the anger of fans, and the dining restaurant has been surrounded by hundreds of Gunners fans!”

“According to reliable sources, aliens have to go in at least 7 times a night, and each time is not short, the reason is unexpected!”

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In the early morning of the next morning, the Arsenal mass food poisoning incident must be like a bomb that was dropped across England. Soon the media across the European continent heard the news, frantically inquiring about the news and reporting, and the European people also looked at it. Invested in this explosive news.

Arsenal also announced some of the news urgently in the morning, and informed the FA that 12 players in the team had symptoms of diarrhea and vomiting, hoping to postpone the fourth round of the League Cup match with Liverpool in the evening.

However, the reason for the collective diarrhea of ​​the players, Arsenal only announced that the diarrhea was after the players had dinner in a restaurant last night, but the specific reason, the condition of the disease will be confirmed after further diagnosis and adjustment by relevant departments.

The major media are obviously dissatisfied with these news, because Arsenal only announced that 12 people had diarrhea, but they did not disclose the situation of Wu Jie and a few core players, let alone whether the situation of the players improved at this time?

So what is the real situation?

The real situation at this time is: Wu Jie, an alien who was reported to have been pulled 7 times overnight, had just pulled him for the first time in the morning, and he had just made himself sick.

At noon, heavy news came from Arsenal again. This morning, another 6 players experienced vomiting and diarrhea to varying degrees and were sent to the hospital for treatment.

It was at this time that Wu Jie became ill, and he was still the last of the six new hip players.

Wu Jie also considered this order of onset, because in the future it can be used as a proof that his physical fitness is better than ordinary people. If you don’t believe it, you see: even if it is pulled, the alien is the last one to pull it!

In the afternoon, Arsenal can only announce the latest news. Wu Jie has indeed become a member of the pullout army, but he did not have an attack until noon. At this time, he was being treated at Princess Grace Hospital.

The Gunners fans were completely desperate after receiving the news, because it meant that Wu Jie would not be able to play in the evening game. Now they can only hope that the FA can agree to their request to reschedule the game.

When Arsenal set off for Liverpool at noon, they applied to the FA to postpone the game. The media also photographed Arsenal players boarding, almost all of whom were substitutes and youth training.

Everyone pretends that if Arsenal play against Liverpool with this lineup, there must be no drama!

The Football Association finally made a notice in the afternoon, stating that after urgent discussion and research, it will not make a decision to postpone the game.

This is because in the English professional league, there has not been any cancellation of the game due to collective diarrhea. Arsenal also has enough substitutes and youth players to replace, so it rejected Arsenal’s request for another match. .

This also means that Arsenal can only send a substitute + youth lineup to fight Liverpool in the away game tonight, because their main players are all seven in and seven out in the hospital at the moment.

Of course, as soon as the news came out, countless people who were waiting to see Arsenal’s bad luck were all happy.

Liverpool is naturally the most excited, countless fans are yelling “Hallelujah”!

This time, God really appeared!

The damned alien, and the damned Arsenal, they finally got retribution!

On the London side, many media have shown their magic and learned a lot of inside stories, and have even grasped the list of players who suffered food poisoning yesterday through the news leaked from the team and the hospital.

This list naturally made them angry. Arsenal fans who were unable to go to Liverpool ran to surround the Japanese restaurant with hundreds of people. In the end, thousands of people were led by extreme fans, and even the restaurant next door was burned. Home.

Not only that, the Gunners fans who will go to the away game also had a fierce conflict with the gloating Liverpool fans before the game. Almost all the fans on both sides outside the stadium were full of alcohol, so naturally it would be a matter of greeting if they didn’t agree. The other female family members.

If there is not a large number of police to maintain order in this meeting, it is estimated that there will be a tens of thousands of people fighting before the start of the game.

But this was obviously a foreshadowing, because even if there were a large number of police to maintain order, there were still several fan fights outside the court before the game, and it was unknown which side caused the arson.

In the evening, the “Daily Telegraph” announced a phone recording to the TV station. Everyone can hear Wu Jie’s voice on the other side of the phone. UU reading www.uukanshu.com said: “I also started to have diarrhea before I set off. I have been observing in the hospital since then, and the situation has not completely improved.”

After this, there was an obvious interruption in the recording. It is estimated that he ran to the toilet and sprayed once again while talking, and then I heard Wu Jie’s voice even weaker, and weakly told the reporter about what happened.

According to him, nearly twenty of them went to a newly opened Japanese food store for dinner yesterday.

No problem was noticed at that time, but since the early hours of the morning, some team members had diarrhea one after another, but he had no symptoms at that time.

When gathered this morning, about a dozen people called for leave, indicating that they had vomited and diarrhea since the early hours of the morning.

“Impossible. Our ingredients are shipped by air from Fukushima. That’s Fukushima! Do you know how good the environment is? We even use the water for cooking, and every drop is passed by. With layers of filtration and dilution, even the toilet water in our store is cleaner than the drinking water here! So it is absolutely impossible to cause food poisoning! Even if the nuclear waste water is secretly discharged by the nuclear power plant, it is at most mutated. How can food poisoning be possible? Framed! Framed!”

At this time in the London Police Station, the restaurant owner, who was under control in the morning, looked panicked. He was looking at his wickedness without a word. Two policemen wearing Arsenal jerseys were faintly visible in the suit, but one was not. The thick “World Football” magazine is already on his chest.

“You…you can’t do this…freedom, democracy, ah~!”

At the same time, due to the dereliction of duty by some police, the organization order on the scene became more chaotic, and the crowd was almost out of control when they entered the field. There was also an even more highly anticipated League Cup fourth in Anfield Stadium where many Liverpool football hooligans began to make trouble. The round is about to begin…