Blood Emperor's Lazy Doctor [Hiatus]

With her lower lip trembling "Holy cow is that what I think it is?" Nearly jumping out of her skin in jubilation, "Hallelujah, my special cookie space followed me in my bullshit reincarnation, woot!"

Celebrating internally, Hong Luo enters her space with gusto! Only to be sadden by the fact only her spirit made it in. Yet that sadness only lasted a second, and her gusto returned. As simple minded as she is, reigniting her enthusiasm was never hard.

Standing in a pavilion, located in the center of a lake. She smiles and walks up to the guardrails, taking in the sights of her space.

The waters a crystal clear blue, fish swimming in unknown depths. Floating atop the surface, aquatic plants drinking in the tranquility, a stone path without a foundation hugged by lilies and lotus flowers, leading off into the distant shore. Beyond the grass, mountains, trees, and a large tower can be seen. Above, an ethereal sky full of fog and small lights dancing around.

Nodding to herself in satisfaction. It seems my space doesn't have any signs of damage.

Forcing her thoughts to a close, a sound floats into her ears, a crying child comes flying into the pavilion, crashing into her embrace.

The child's head only barely reaching her bust line. This height is indeed short, seeing as how our dear Hong Luo is just three inches below five feet. His pint sized frame, adorned in a light baby blue robe, clouds dancing above the hems. A half bun, delicate frizz hugging his forehead, and lovely locks complimenting his squeezable cheeks.

Peering up, eyes full of grievances "Mistress, you're back. Little Soul was so lonely. Don't ever leave again, Little Soul will make sure to never misbehave again. Little Soul refuses to let go until you promise, p-p-promise you won't leave. Do-don't leave me behind!"

Hong Luo pacifies the crying child, giving him a few head rubs, and cheek pinches, promising over and over again.

"There there all is well."

Crying miserably, Little Soul Rambles. "NO! All is not well! Mistress Little Soul suffered so much!"

Hiccuping on his tears, "When you poofed, everything went crazy. It got all mixed up. It went with a vroom! Then it went with a bang! Little Soul was so scared, the space got frozen, I couldn't do a thing."

"Mistress, mistress, please... please... Little Soul... I missed you..." His words breaking up with each sniffle, each tear, his cute voice as sweet as candy was going hoarse. Even he didn't know what he was saying anymore. All he knew was that his mistress was back, and he wasn't letting go even if you beat him to death.

Now don't let Little Soul's appearance fool you. He may look young, but he was well over 100 years old when she first found him.

Little Soul was a lost spirit she came across while roaming around as Mozen. He was attached to a spirit weapon that could no longer keep, just waiting for his soul to completely vanish into nothing. His previous owner and creator died at the hands of his own weapon, making Little Soul drown in his self blame.

To prevent this lonely spirit from vanishing so pitifully, Hong Luo came up with the brilliant idea to connect him to her space. Becoming her guardian spirit, over the years, winning this little fellow over, smiling more often, turning into the spoiled mess he is now.

Hong Luo can't help but smile: Gosh, even with a face full of snot he's still so adorable, am I a sadist? I question myself heavily. （◎ー◎;）

"There, there, I'm not going anywhere. You know my word is worth its weight in gold. Here you can stay in my arms. Have I ever let you down?"

Little Soul calms with her words. His Mozen's words are always soothing, her voice makes him feel like floating on fluffy clouds. No matter if he's sad, angry, or just hungry, just one word and he's drowning in honey.

"Mistress Mozen, you really mean it? Your not leaving, I, Little Soul can stay?" When he mentioned stay, he tightly gripped her clothes. If she denies me I swear, I swear... I will glue myself to her face!

(Author's note: Let me know how that works out. I'd love to hear some feed back. #LittleSoulFaceGlue)

Nodding in agreement. Patting that little head. When he nuzzled against her hand, she couldn't help to laugh. He's just like a little puppy. My Little Soul is the cutest.

"Little Soul I'm not Mozen anymore. You have to call me Hong Luo."

With her words Little Soul is reminded how his mistress died, his eyes redden, ready to cry some more, but since he just emptied his tear ducts nothing comes out.

"Little Soul understands." Rubbing his face all over Hong Luo's shoulder, he peeks up from the side in an adorable way. "Mistress Mozen... what happened?" Those last two words came out in a near whisper.

Sighing at his address, it takes time to change.

His question though, caused her to think back. She had just finished gathering together the materials for Rong'r. With those, when she died, she could still finish her medical studies. She handed it over to a baby phoenix sending it off. This phoenix was to be her farewell gift to Rong'r.

She planned her death well. Settling all she needed, actually finished early.

What to do now? I have nothing else to distract me.

Distract?

Startled, why would she call this a distraction? It's not like she's afraid.

Laughing, she already went numb a long time ago. She's known this would happen for years. Just the progression of the rot was slow, it didn't cause her any noticeable pain until a few months back.

Her heart skips. Out of know where, disrupting her thoughts, an oppressive aura descents, completely catching her off guard.

Bursting through her ceiling, landing a bit a way, swaggering forward as if he owned the place, Liu Rougang smiled at her. "Darling, I'm home, come give husband a kiss."

Mozen visible cringes. What is wrong with this man? Coming in here dressed like a thief ready to pick flowers, letting the cat out the bag in less then a minute. Has his brain gone to the dogs?

"Cut the crap. Do us both a favor, find the door and leave." Mozen walks off not sparing another glance.

But then her nose meets a hard wall. Looking up that hard wall loomed over her, smiling a smile that sent chills down ones spine. "Aren't you going to ask why I'm here?"

Rubbing her nose, taking a few steps back, she glares at that hard wall. What's the point, once I give this dog attention he'll never go away. No he's an insult to dogs! More like a slithery female snake. Yes female. He may have what it takes to be a man, while the rest of him....

He shrugs at her silent glare, taking a step forward. "Darling, all of this is yours." His finger traces his nose, to his lips, then points at her.

"This lord is here to take you home." This was said in the most sicking, seductively fake, and cringe worthy voice you can imagine. Sending chills out in every direction.

She gnashes her teeth, what woman would want you?! Just looking at you makes a woman feel ashamed to be a woman. Even I, a female that could care less for her image, feels ashamed. Mother warned me about men like you. She was right. I must prevent myself from being infected.

While Hong Luo was in stuck on memory lane, Little Soul has been waiting patiently for his mistress to respond to him. But sadly she didn't speak a word. Fortunately her expressions were fun to look at. His imagination starts to go wild.

One moment she's smiling for candy. It's a type of candy she really likes! But then that candy poofed, leaving her confused and sad.

She starts wondering where it went and how to get it back. Then out of know where a monster shows up.

"It was you that took my candy!" She exclaims.

The monster comes forward laughing whist holding the candy. He slobbers all over it, causing mistress Mozen to feel disgusted.

She walks away from the monster, giving up on sweetly delights. And yet the monster comes back, offering up the candy full of saliva.

Mistress looks at the monster with a weird look. Is she trying to decide whether to take it?

"NO! Mistress don't take the candy, even if its your favorite, its nasty! Don't let the monster trick you! Mistress follow Little Soul's voice and come back to me!" This was all said in a very loud voice, and full of heavy concern. One would think the kid was screaming bloody murder.

Snapped out of her memory, Hong Luo stares at Little Soul in confusion. Candy? Monster? What is this brat talking about this time?

Strangely enough, Little Soul gave Hong Luo a memory wipe. She completely forgot about a certain female snake.

She calms the little fellow. "You did well. Mistress almost fell to the darkness."

Remembering her main goal, she continues. "Now that's settled, help me out, look over my body to see if you can detect my physique. Your mistress is all alone and only has you."

With Little Soul looking for her, it would save her a lot of time, and brain power. If a more efficient method comes crashing by, you'd be stupid to not take advantage.

Being relied upon lifts Little Soul's spirit. With me here no monster can trick my mistress!

He puffs up his cheeks and pursing his lips in attempt to hide his smile, humphing once, "what ever would you do without me. You look to be so weak, even a little wind could harm you. Mistress, this body of yours is pathetic compared to your last one."

Chuckling, Hong Luo pokes his cheeks, "Yes yes I'd be completely lost without you. Be good and show me how mighty you are."

I could refute him on his words about my previous body, but then I'd be in the dog house! No I must have him look for me, I don't want to waste my energy!

Unaware of his mistresses thoughts, a prideful smile appears on his face, further enhancing his adorableness. "But of course. Let me show you how awesome this great one is!"

Success! Hong Luo inwardly poses in victory!

Full of confidence, Little Soul sends out a wave of energy around Hong Luo's body that's just outside the special cookie space.

After a once over, Little Soul's brows furrow. Sending wave after wave, making the knot in his brows deeper.

Noticing this peculiar change, "what, can't the mighty one detect my physique? Have you lost your touch in my absence?" Don't tell me I actually do have a trash physique... I'm sweating buckets here!

"Nonsense, how dare you doubt this great one! Mistress, you have the Void Physique. Looks like that body isn't bad after all, but it's still not good."

A spark of happiness flows into her heart. The void physique is one of those rare physiques that can turn you into a mega genius. Which means I can be more lazy and not do any work.

Once the void physique activates, the cultivator can just sit back, relax, as he sucks in all the essence he wants. Don't mention those fancy meditating positions, you don't need them! You're basically a greedy black hole that wants to eat everything and anything.

Though there are other perks but this lazy sister doesn't care for those. As long as I can sit around and do nothing, that's all I care about. Why expend the energy when you don't need to. Be more conservative! So you can use that energy for more important things.

If the cultivation masters of the world heard what Hong Luo was thinking, they'd all faint from being angered to death. You have the void physique, also know as dead man's end. No one wants this physique, ah! But does Hong Luo know about this? Well only she knows that answer.

As Hong luo was drowning in her new sense of joy, until Little Soul comes and burst her bubble.

"Unfortunately you have a conflicting Dantian. Your dantian is producing a strange energy that is preventing your void physique from activating. I'm having trouble discerning it. Sorry mistress..."

Little Soul droops his shoulders, holding back the flood in his eyes. Will mistress no longer give me any head rubs after disappointing her? No no no I need my head rubs! Mistress please don't deprive Little Soul of his addiction!

Taking a step back, Hong Luo collapses to the ground in defeat. Using her internal sight to look at her dantian, gazing unfathomably.

After the time it takes to seep tea [about 5 minutes], she sighs audibly. Looks like this lazy sister has to do work.

After listening to a few words of encouragement from Little Soul, patting Little Soul, not faulting him in the least. Her kind reaction greatly relieves Little Soul. Looks like I still have hope! My head rubs haven't forsaken me yet!

If Hong Luo knew what he was worried about, she'd roll her eyes and flick his forehead a few times. Why aren't you concerned for this mistress of yours? You spoiled brat!

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Author's note: In case of theft. This is an original -English- novel done by yours truly [MyKataren]. This author will state here and now, oh ye thief of old, thanks for the free advertis.e.m.e.nt!

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