Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 1 1. Fairy Stone on Fairy Peak

"Boss, buy a pack of cigarettes, soft China, and a lighter."

Jiang Qiao smiled and handed him the cigarettes and lighter: "77 yuan in total."

"Accompany your girlfriend up the mountain to seek marriage?" Jiang Qiao glanced at the young woman who was waiting for him outside the shop.

"No way, girls, just believe this, isn't it that the fairy stone on Fairy Peak is very spiritual?" The man opened the cigarette case, took out a cigarette and lit it for himself.

"Indeed, my friend's younger brother found a girlfriend after seeking marriage with Fairy Stone." Jiang Qiao looked serious.

"Really." The tourist slowly exhaled a puff of cigarette, half-believing, "Speaking of which, a thousand years ago, there really was a fairy here to escape the tribulation and ascend?"

"Isn't that right? Look at the writing on the base of the Fairy Stone..."

Jiang Qiao talked eloquently and skillfully. After all, the more rumors there were, the more tourists would go up the mountain, and the business of his shop would get better and better.

"Boss, make it sound like you've seen it with your own eyes." The man took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code, and couldn't help complaining.

"It's a good thing I wasn't born a thousand years earlier, otherwise, if a fairy married me, you wouldn't be able to marry me now." Jiang Qiao also joked with the guest seriously.

Boom!

At this time, there was a sudden thunder in the air, and Jiang Qiao was startled.

"Boss, did you hear me, you wantonly molested the fairy, God is angry." The man joked.

"My friend, this can only explain one thing, fairies have spirits." Jiang Qiao looked at the dark clouds rolling outside, and said quietly, pretending.

The man pondered for a while: "No, I have to drag my girlfriend to say goodbye."

"Fetion payment received 77 yuan to the account."

There was a payment notification sound from the mobile phone, and the man raised his mobile phone: "It's paid."

"Alright, thank you for your patronage."

……

The torrential rain poured down, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled in the dark clouds, and soon there was no one on Fairy Girl Peak.

Jiang Qiao saw off the last customer, took a look at the Fetion store's income of more than 2000 yuan, which was not bad, and started cleaning, preparing to close the store.

After everything was done, Jiang Qiao looked up at the Fairy Stone not far away, and bowed to him. To tourists, it was the God of Marriage, but to him, it was the real God of Wealth.

And at this moment, he saw a faint figure in the crackling sky being struck by lightning continuously.

"Someone crossed the catastrophe?"

Jiang Qiao shook his head when he thought of the meme circulating on the Internet. It was just a dark cloud in the shape of a person.

Before closing the store and going upstairs, the entire Fairy Peak was covered with a layer of thick fog.

He was stunned suddenly, beside the cliff, beside the Fairy Stone, when did there appear a woman in fluttering white clothes?

At this time, if you don't go down the mountain, looking at the cliff in front of you alone in a storm, there is a problem no matter how you look at it.

Could it be that he broke his heart in the world of mortals and wanted to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff here?
"But this is my territory. If there is a murder case, there will definitely be fewer tourists. No way! She must not be allowed to succeed easily. If she dies, she must go somewhere else. I can't delay my earning money!"

Jiang Qiao thought about it, took an umbrella, turned on the video on his phone, and rushed into the wind and rain.

If rescue fails, there is evidence that she committed suicide and has nothing to do with her.

He slowly approached the edge of the cliff. The woman was wearing a white silk cross-neck skirt, and the long-sleeved gown was wet from the heavy rain, and the flesh color could be vaguely seen against the delicate skin. The rain condensed into strips, but she didn't feel the slightest embarrassment on her body.

Jiang Qiao held his breath and moved closer, trying to pull her to a safe place before she could react, but just when he was only two meters away from her and was about to pounce, the woman with immortal aura suddenly turned around. over.

"Stop!"

The cold, low drink speaks in a dialect that I don't know.

Jiang Qiao stared blankly at the woman in front of him. She wore a beaded veil on her face, her delicate crescent eyebrows were like distant mountains, and her eyes were like spiritual springs, with a fairy air.

He has seen many girls dressed in Hanfu, but none of them have such a temperament.

How hard is it to be so good-looking but thinking of committing suicide?

Jiang Qiao quickly regained his composure, and spread his hands: "Hey, listen to me talking about beautiful women. I don't mean any harm. Don't be nervous. I'm a good person."

The woman in the skirt looked at the sneaky mortal in front of her. She knew the umbrella, but what was the square stone in his hand facing her?
Planning to sneak attack on your own Heaven-shattering Seal?

But it seems that there is no aura at all, and it does not have any lethality.

Unremarkable like a stone.

Jiang Qiao continued to move forward, and the woman frowned slightly: "Don't move!"

Seeing her step back slightly, Jiang Qiao shuddered, fearing that her feet would slip and fall directly.

"Okay, okay, I won't move, I won't move, but beauty, please relax first, you seem to be very nervous, let's talk about something, can't we?"

The woman still looked at him with calm eyes, neither spoke nor made any movement.

The two fell into a silent confrontation, and Jiang Qiao felt a toothache. From an outsider's perspective, it seemed that he had driven this little fairy to a dead end.

"Look at you, you are still so young, and you are so beautiful. Although I don't know what sad things happened to you in the world of mortals, after all, you only live once. There are no obstacles in this world that you can't get past, only the corners you can't turn. You Say it?"

Jiang Qiao showed a smile that he thought was kind, hoping that these words would make the little fairy in front of him let down his guard.

"There are no hurdles in this world that you can't get past, only corners you can't turn..."

The little fairy whispered to herself, feeling that these words made sense.

She failed to cross the Tribulation of the Immortal Emperor, and now she has lost all her mana, but the journey of cultivating immortality is to fight against the way of heaven.

I control my own life.

It was a little difficult to hear her strange accent, but I generally understood the meaning.

Jiang Qiao nodded his head, "Yes, yes, the world is beautiful, and you still have countless good times. If you have any troubles, you can tell me. I'm willing to listen."

Jiang Qiao tried his best to express his kindness. Generally speaking, as long as the suicidal person is willing to open his mouth, the more he confides, the more depression in his chest will be vented, and the calmer his mind will be, which is more conducive to rescue.

The little fairy looked up at this mortal, and slowly shook her head: "You can't help me."

She turned around and looked up at the dark sky with a faint sigh.

Immortal Emperor Tribulation, there are only a handful of Tianjiao who can successfully survive through the ages, and the losers are all dead. She is considered successful, but she is not completely successful, and her defeat is at the hands of her own demons...

Seeing that the fairy turned around again, sighed again, and looked at the sky again, Jiang Qiao became inexplicably anxious.

"Beauty, please speak up if you have something to say, don't be too tempted to think about jumping off a cliff!"

Don't jump at my place!
"Can't think about it? Jump off a cliff?" The little fairy's tone was puzzled.

"Yeah, it's so high here, even if you don't want to jump, if you fall, you will be absolutely 100% dead! You don't want your beautiful face to be disfigured by rocks, do you?"

"..."

The little fairy gave him a deep look, and cursed her for being disfigured. Dare to say such a thing to an immortal emperor. This mortal is already disrespectful. His soul light will be drawn out, and he will be refined in a sky lantern for a hundred years, and finally be wiped out.

Forget it, there are too many things to take into account now, so let him go for now.

"This mountain is too short, with a depth of only 300 meters, so it's not interesting to jump up. I once jumped down from a peak of ten thousand feet, and it's interesting to have a panoramic view of thousands of miles of mountains and rivers."

"..."

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was speechless. What does it mean to be less than 300 meters? Don't you know that sometimes three meters can fall to death?

You also jumped down from the peak of Wanzhang. Mount Everest is only 8848 meters. Are you jumping from the mountain in your dream?
Return this seat?Have you watched too many TV shows?

Jiang Qiao raised his eyelids, not wanting to argue with her at this moment: "Then what are you standing here for..."

"Feel the rain."

The fairy glanced at him indifferently: "You don't understand."

After becoming a fairy, the fairy body is invulnerable by itself, free from dirt and dust. As for the feeling of being wet by rain, I have never felt it for ten thousand years.

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Well, he doesn't understand.

He really didn't understand this silly couple.

He has only heard that some people like the crispy drizzle, but he has never heard that there are people who like this kind of pouring rain. No matter how good-looking a person is, no matter how beautiful their hairstyle is, no matter how beautiful their clothes are, they will become embarrassed in this kind of weather.

Jiang Qiao glanced at the wet little fairy again.

Ok.

This guy in front of me doesn't count.

"I only know that you will get sick after being exposed to the rain for a long time. Now it's winter again. Aren't you cold? What's more, it's too dangerous for you to stand on the edge of the cliff. Step back and talk?"

The fairy looked calm: "I ask you, what is the situation in this world now? Why are the rules not displayed, and there is no spiritual power?"

"What the hell?"

Jiang Qiao now has sufficient evidence to show that this beautiful woman who looks like a fairy is actually a psychopath.

"Forget it..."

The fairy withdrew her gaze. Although she has lost all her magic power now, her pair of insightful eyes penetrate the past and the present.

The person in front of him was very weak, his face was pale, his eyes were bloodshot, he looked weak in Qi and blood, lacked in Yang Qi, and his soul was weak. It is estimated that he has not lived well for decades.

He doesn't even have any spiritual power in his whole body, he is a mortal through and through, and he doesn't know what a fairy is, these words are simply playing the piano to the cow.

Jiang Qiao watched her continue standing on the edge of the cliff in a daze, and sighed.

"Where do you live? Do you have any friends going up the mountain with you? Do you want to call them to pick you up?"

She remembered that her former friends, disciples, and sects had long since disappeared in the tens of thousands of years, while she herself had embarked on the road of immortality and became an immortal emperor without exception.

The fairy sighed faintly, and said in a lonely tone, "I'm the only one left."

Seeing her babbling, Jiang Qiao twitched his face slightly, should this crazy person care about her?
Leave her alone, there is no common language.

Leave her alone, what if something happens.

Jiang Qiao took another look at her non-human temperament. As a well-educated modern youth, he hesitated for a moment and scratched his head with the hand holding the mobile phone.

"It's getting dark now, it's raining again, and the road down the mountain is slippery. My house is not far ahead. If you don't mind my beauty, how about..."

He accidentally touched the camera button that was recording, and a bright flash passed by.

The fairy's face turned cold. Sure enough, someone wanted to use this mortal to plot against her. She pinched the magic formula with her hand, and then slapped it out!
"Nine Heavens Profound Brake, turned into a divine thunder, resplendent with the power of the sky, lead it with me!"

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