Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 2 2. When this seat is restored, I will give you a great opportunity

The woman slapped it with one palm, and accompanied by the howling of the thunder, the momentum was extremely astonishing.

Jiang Qiao subconsciously raised his palm to block his face. Almost instantly, he felt a surge of electric current in his body, his limbs went numb, and he almost collapsed on the ground. Wisps of white smoke came out from his mobile phone.

The fairy frowned slightly, even if she lost her cultivation, she was still in a realm, logically speaking, she could communicate with the heavenly thunder, and kill this person to scum and turn them into ashes, but why did she only hear a noise?

Could it be that the laws of this world have all disappeared?
After a while, Jiang Qiao finally recovered from the numbness all over his body. He raised his eyes to look at the little fairy, and then at the mobile phone that was constantly emitting white smoke. He was completely dumbfounded.

This weak looking little fairy in front of me is actually a practitioner. She slapped his phone and snapped a video of it. She also has that tingly electric shock feeling. She doesn’t have an electric shock rod in her hand. What’s going on here? ?

He was a little messy in the wind and rain.

He kindly persuaded people to go home, but in the end he lost his mobile phone in a muddleheaded way.

However, this is considered intentional destruction of other people's property, right?

"Tell me! Who sent you here! The ancient family, the Feixian Dynasty, or the Longyuan Cave? Or the forbidden places of Shengxu, Xianling, and the underworld? Do you want to be wiped out?" Bingxue screamed.

Jiang Qiao scratched his head, what's the matter, have you read too many novels?

Seeing the bewildered look of the mortal in front of her, the fairy stood with her hands behind her back and whispered to herself.

"That's right, no one dares to offend an immortal emperor, even if I have no cultivation and no Dao fruit, I am still invincible in the world!"

Hearing that the sentence was very middle school, Jiang Qiao twitched his face.

"Beauty, even if you are pretending to be crazy and stupid now, let alone the Immortal Emperor, even if you are Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic, you still have to accompany me on this phone."

He tried it many times just now, but the phone was completely unresponsive. The new phone he just bought hung up after a few days of being useless. It cost thousands of dollars, and his heart ached to death.

The fairy looked at him expressionlessly, she had already registered her own number, when did a mortal dare to be so rude to the emperor?Are you really not afraid of your soul being lit with a sky lantern?

When she stepped forward, Jiang Qiao took a few steps back timidly. He had a hunch that he couldn't beat this middle school woman.

"Hey, if you have something to say, don't do it. We can talk about the compensation later. By the way, it's raining so hard, you really don't need an umbrella?"

The little fairy glanced at him indifferently, drenching in the rain can better comprehend the rules of the world.

She continued to look at the stone statue in front of her. After years of wind, rain, and sun, the Fairy Stone has long lost its original appearance, leaving only the basic outline. Only the base below is engraved with the origin of the Fairy Stone, but She can't understand the text of this world.

"Let me ask you, where is this place?"

After accepting her weird accent, Jiang Qiao inexplicably felt that her ethereal voice was very nice.

"Yuzhou."

He ignored this strange self-proclaim, and immediately realized: "No, you don't even know where this is, and you still run up the mountain?"

The woman's face was complicated, she raised her finger and pointed to the sky: "It just fell from there."

Her place of crossing the catastrophe is obviously at the top of the sky, but she doesn't know why she came here.

Jiang Qiao looked up at the dark cloud with lightning and thunder, opened his mouth and didn't know how to complain, thinking that either she was crazy or he was crazy, and he actually believed her nonsense.

Because it really doesn't look like a lie.

He also thought about the figure who was struck by countless lightnings, the weird handprints, the electric palm slap, this fairy-like woman...

Jiang Qiao shivered violently, his scalp was numb, could it be that...

"Who are you? Where do you live?"

"Ziweixing, Baiyueling, have practiced Taoism for [-] years, and everyone in the world calls me the White Emperor."

When he said this, Bai Yueling had an inexplicable arrogance, she was amazingly talented, the immortal emperor who was unparalleled in all ages, who else was there besides her?
Jiang Qiao took a cold breath and got goosebumps all over his body.

I really read too many novels. Once I accept her fairy emperor's setting, all the outrageous things just now will make sense.

Good guy, is it really a fucking fairy?
Not so coincidental, right?
"Below, Ye Fan, travel the ancient road of the starry sky, stop the darkness and turmoil, re-establish the heavenly court, respect the universe, and be called the emperor of heaven by the world!"

Holding up the umbrella, Jiang Qiao felt a sense of arrogance. If he had deliberately played tricks on others, he would have done it too.

Bai Yueling stared straight at him, thinking that he had missed his sight earlier, and after a few serious glances, he shook his head slightly, his spirit was weak, he was indeed a mortal, his bone age was only in his twenties, and the so-called emperor of heaven was only in his twenties. Just lie to her.

After these few conversations, Bai Yueling already knew that she was not in Ziweixing now, at least Ziweixing did not have Yuzhou, and there was no spiritual power in this place, the law was not revealed, and the only thing she could rely on was the body of the Immortal Emperor who had successfully proved himself.

And this rude mortal should be able to help her understand this world as soon as possible.

"You just said that your home is not far from here?"

Jiang Qiao nodded.

"Okay, take me there."

Jiang Qiao was stunned. It was one thing for him to promise to take her back to the store to hide from the rain, but it was another thing for her to ask for it. Moreover, the irrefutable tone of indifference made him a little unhappy.

The main reason is that he can't beat this woman, what if she has evil intentions towards him and wants to forcibly occupy him?
"What? You don't want to? I will give you a great opportunity when I recover my cultivation."

Jiang Qiao pondered for a moment.

"Do you want to say that you are the Immortal Emperor Ziwei, and now you have lost all your mana, and you need me to help you practice temporarily, and when you recover your cultivation, promise me immortality?"

"It's almost like that." Bai Yueling nodded.

He suddenly realized, and said that he always felt that something was wrong. It turned out that the problem was here, and the fox's tail was finally exposed.

A new type of scammer, right? If it is a text message, the national anti-fraud APP will directly characterize it as fraudulent information, so it starts to use the most primitive offline method to deceive.

This girl is quite beautiful, why did she go astray?
It is estimated that he has wandered around for a long time, seeing that his daily business is not bad, so he played a good show with him in this thunderstorm weather, the purpose is to make him pay.

As for breaking his mobile phone, it was obvious that he would not have the opportunity to call the police.

It's so risky, I almost fell for it.

However, he could use this information in reverse, abduct her to his home first, and then wait for the opportunity to call the police. Maybe he could destroy a fraud gang, make great achievements, and be awarded the "Outstanding Citizen Award" by the Public Security Bureau, and the business has continued since then.

After figuring out the key point, Jiang Qiao looked at her with a brighter smile.

"No problem, no problem, my house is right in front, fairy, please follow me."

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(It’s all here, everyone, Yanzu, don’t you want to vote before leaving?)

(End of this chapter)