Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 13 13. Give me some of what you eat
While Bai Yueling was taking a bath, Jiang Qiao sneaked back to his room with the fairy dress in his hands.

The clothes were still wet from the rain, and the washing machine was on the balcony. He figured in his heart that women usually took a long time to take a shower. It took more than half an hour last night, and a quick wash in ten minutes should be enough time.

Hearing the sound of water splashing from the bathroom, Jiang Qiao threw the fairy dress into the washing machine, poured in the laundry detergent at the same time, and pressed the switch.

As time passed, the bathroom door suddenly opened. Jiang Qiao's body froze, and he mechanically turned his head to look at the remaining time displayed on the washing machine. There were still 6 minutes left.

Why did she take a shower so fast today?
"It seems that you haven't washed it for a long time, do you want to wash it again?" He tried to ask.

"No, Dao body is flawless, besides, didn't you just say you wanted to take me out?"

Jiang Qiao's breathing became stagnant, so the problem was here.

Bai Yueling walked slowly, and she changed into an elegant Hanfu, a flowing fairy skirt, a shirt with large sleeves, and fluttering sleeves.

Looking at the rumbling machine on the balcony, she asked curiously, "What is this?"

"Washing machine, throw the dirty clothes into it, pour in the laundry detergent, press this button and it will be cleaned automatically," Jiang Qiao said.

Bai Yueling was amazed.

"There are quite a few sects in Ziweixing who study strange mechanisms, but none of them are as ingenious as ordinary people in this world."

Jiang Qiao smiled and handed her the hair dryer: "Because we can't cultivate, we can only spend a lot of time on how to improve the quality of life. In modern society, almost most of the labor can be replaced by machines."

Bai Yueling nodded, but no matter what, the mortals in this world are extremely intelligent, compared to the mortals of Ziweixing, they are like uncivilized fools.

She took the hair dryer, plugged it in with the plug, and stood in front of the mirror to blow dry her hair.

In her world, mortals who cannot cultivate can only dry their hair with a towel and wait for it to dry naturally. This strange item is indeed very convenient.

The roaring washing machine on the balcony stopped suddenly after beeping a few times. Jiang Qiao glanced at Fairy Bai who was still drying her hair in the bathroom, and was about to tiptoe back to the room with her clothes in her arms.

Bai Yueling touched the humidity of her hair and pulled out the plug when she felt that it was almost done.

Just as Jiang Qiao opened the lid, he saw Bai Yueling coming out with a hair dryer, so he hurriedly closed it, so that she couldn't find out that he was washing clothes she didn't want.

"Why is the washing machine not moving? Is it broken?"

"It's been washed..." Jiang Qiao looked a little nervous.

"Quite fast."

Seeing Jiang Qiao standing motionless in front of the washing machine, Bai Yueling frowned: "Why don't you take out the clothes to dry?"

"We have to wait a little longer, the washing machine will automatically heat and dry the moisture in the clothes." Jiang Qiao said solemnly.

"so……"

"Just put this hair dryer in your room. I have short hair, so I don't usually need it. The air in the bathroom is warm and it will dry after a few blows."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly. Jiang Qiao looked at her back. The moment he walked into the room, he immediately opened the lid of the washing machine, rushed into his room with all the clothes in his arms, and closed the door with a bang.

He leaned his back against the door, his heart was pounding, and he replayed the situation just now in his mind, she should not have noticed.

In any case, this set of clothes cannot be hung outside on the balcony!

Now it's his private property!

Jiang Qiao took out a hanger from his closet and hung the fairy dress on the bay window. There were seven or eight pieces of small clothes, middle clothes, trains, light gauze shirts, and obscene trousers.

He just tried it with scissors, and they couldn't cut them at all. They were as thin as silk, but they were invulnerable. According to this quality, the bulletproof is probably not a big problem. It really is a treasure.

As expected of a fairy artifact, she actually wanted to throw it away quietly?

It seems that in the future, we have to keep an eye out for the trash thrown by Fairy Bai, it might be something from the fairy family!
Jiang Qiao secretly opened the door and squeezed out. As soon as he went out, he saw Bai Yueling staring at him suspiciously: "What were you doing sneakily in the house just now?"

Jiang Qiao's face was sullen, and he raised his head after a while: "Do I have it?"

Fairy Bai looked at him seriously: "Forget it."

"When are we going to town?"

Jiang Qiao looked at the time, it was almost eight o'clock, and now he could almost catch up with the shops opening when he entered the city.

"Let's go after breakfast." After a pause, he continued to ask, "Do you want to eat something?"

"A person who cultivates immortality..."

"I know. I don't know if there is any aura, but the smog is quite serious." Jiang Qiao shrugged. One person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. It is really easy to feed.

"smog?"

"We are now at the top of Fairy Peak, and the air is not bad. You will know when you enter the city soon."

Jiang Qiao went downstairs, grabbed a sandwich from the shelf, and made himself a cup of Xiang Piao Piao. A lazy person's breakfast is so simple.

He took a bite of the sandwich and said vaguely: "However, since you plan to integrate into our world and be an ordinary person, you should forget your fairy identity, feel the world, enjoy the joys, sorrows, and sorrows, and know what to do. It’s tea with rice, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar.”

Bai Yueling didn't speak, just meditating quietly.

"In short, let go of your lofty attitude, and you should try to do things that ordinary people do, so that you can add a touch of mundane smoke and fire to your unworldly fairy air, and you will be more like a person, not A fairy that can only be seen from afar.”

Bai Yueling thought about these words carefully, and felt that they made a lot of sense.

"If you practice Taoism from an early age, you should be very talented..."

Jiang Qiao was a little excited, and the immortal supported the roof. Is the teaching of the Dharma coming soon?

"It's too late for me to cultivate immortality! Is the fairy planning to pass on the supreme magic to me?"

Fairy Bai shook her head pitifully: "Your body is heavily poisonous, intertwined with viscera and flesh, and the air is hard to get rid of. The avenue has been broken. Unless I restore my cultivation and use my celestial powers to wash the sutras and cut the marrow and rebuild the bones, otherwise , There is no hope of cultivating the Tao in this life."

Jiang Qiao curled his lips regretfully, saying what he said was in vain.

"Can you bring me some of the breakfast you ate?" After hesitating for a moment, Bai Yueling said hesitantly.

Jiang Qiao was taken aback for a moment. He just talked casually, but he really convinced her?
"What flavor do you like? Sweet or spicy?"

"Just light."

Jiang Qiao scratched his head. This wasn't cooking. Where could he get some light finished snacks from a convenience store? After careful consideration, he took a buttered bread and a bottle of fresh milk.

He inserted the milk straw and handed it to her: "Tear the outer packaging bag and eat it."

Fairy Bai took the hand, opened her small mouth and took a bite of the bread, chewing carefully, with a beautiful posture.

(End of this chapter)