Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 14 14. Sitting on a small electric donkey and laughing

"What do you think it tastes like?"

Jiang Qiao felt uneasy, and wondered if a fairy who doesn't eat human fireworks can get used to modern food.

Bai Yueling has no expression on his face. As far as the taste is concerned, it is delicate and soft, and the unknown liquid wrapped in the middle has a strong milky fragrance.

But it is impossible to draw any spiritual power from it. The raw materials are far inferior to rice watered with spiritual springs, and the taste is not as good as the fairy fruit.

But from the point of view of ordinary people, it should be regarded as a good delicacy.

"not bad."

She took another small sip of milk, frowning, and finally swallowed it down.

"Is the milk bad?"

Jiang Qiao thought for a while and said, "There used to be a supreme being who ruled nine heavens and ten lands and ruled forever. No one dared to say he was invincible in front of him, but when he was a child, he loved drinking animal milk the most."

Fairy Bai raised her eyebrows, why hadn't she heard of such a supreme being?

"The fishy smell is too strong and the taste is too light, but if you can get used to it, it's fine."

Think of it as experiencing mortal suffering.

Jiang Qiao nodded in agreement: "There are too many unscrupulous merchants now, and they keep saying that they don't forget their original intentions. After checking, the protein content is getting less and less, and the water is getting more and more."

"protein?"

"You can simply understand it as nutrients."

With the milk, Bai Yueling ate the butter bread bit by bit, but Jiang Qiao wanted to laugh at that wrinkled little face.

Is it so unpalatable?
He was planning to close the shop when a tourist who went up the mountain to visit Fairy Rock suddenly walked into the store to buy something. When he saw Bai Yueling, he thought he saw a fairy descending to earth, and he was stunned for a long time.

Fairy Bai frowned, then walked to the counter and stood with Jiang Qiao.

Now that there is no chaotic air shield, anyone can see her face clearly, and she is very uncomfortable with such an undisguised gaze.

"Hey, friend, you came at the right time. I'm about to close the door. What do you want to buy? Hurry up." Jiang Qiao urged.

"Oh oh oh, a bottle of Baishi." The man recovered from his stupefaction with an embarrassed expression on his face.

Ma Ma, it turns out that there is a fairy on Fairy Peak. He seems to be in love, but he fell out of love immediately. The fairy seems to have a boyfriend.

"Fetion payment received 4 yuan to the account."

A reminder sounded in the store, and the tourist walked out of the store, unscrewing the bottle cap in a daze, and the bubbling cola hit his face.

Jiang Qiao turned his head and looked at Bai Yueling with a serious face: "You have caused trouble."

"???"

"Don't you cultivators say that there must be an effect after a cause? You are too beautiful and have an invincible temperament. When he saw you, he lost his composure, so he got his face wet with soda. The blame is all your fault."

After thinking deeply, Fairy Bai whispered: "In this way, you are the source of the mistakes."

"???"

"If you don't take me in, I won't appear here, let alone be seen by him."

Jiang Qiao's eyes widened. What about your infinite dolls?
Seeing his deflated appearance, Bai Yueling was in an inexplicably good mood.

Jiang Qiao suddenly realized something, so he took her to the city like this, and the return rate was estimated to be 100%.

He thought about it, and hurriedly found a veil for her to put on, but the way he was still holding the pipa half-hidden seemed even more extraordinary.

This illustrates a truth, even if she falls into the mortal world, the fairy's temperament cannot be concealed.

"Forget it, forget it, just go out like this, it's impossible to hide at home all the time, you have to go out and see the world."

Jiang Qiao closed the door and put up a sign saying that business is closed for today.

Bai Yueling stared at the iron frame with two wheels that he pushed out, with a curious look on his face: "Is this the car you mentioned?"

"Small motorcycles, one of the modern means of transportation, have the advantages of being cheap and easy to charge, and are very popular among ordinary people."

Jiang Qiao sat on it, plugged in the key to start it, and walked around the platform in front of his small shop to show her the effect.

Bai Yueling was very interested. This motorcycle is not driven by spirit stones, but it can move by itself. The speed is not slow, it can turn, accelerate, and stop suddenly. It is light and flexible, and it can be operated by one person, which is very convenient.

Although the speed is much slower than that of a monk flying with a sword, but compared to a mortal carriage, it is so superior that I don't know where it went.

Her sharp eyes see through the structure directly, there are a large number of various fine parts, and those special pipes are like meridians to transport the so-called current to the core to generate power.

The people who created such creations are really original and have wonderful craftsmanship.

The wisdom of mortals in this world is indeed remarkable.

Jiang Qiao stopped in front of her on his scooter, patted the seat behind, and said, "If you go into the city, there are still about 10 kilometers to go. I'll take you there."

Bai Yueling lowered her head and took a look, the seat behind was not big, if they sat on it, their bodies would definitely stick together.

"Need not."

Fairy Bai thought for a while and said seriously: "I can keep up with your speed."

Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows: "How?"

"You're not fast. Although you can't fly now, if you run, I'm sure you can keep up."

Hearing what she said, Jiang Qiao's face turned dark immediately, and a picture appeared in his mind.

——He was riding a small motorcycle and galloping on the road, followed by a fairy-like woman running wildly.

This speed has completely broken the limit of the current human body, and 100% will be uploaded to the Internet. It is estimated that the police will come to the door this afternoon.

"Do you want to expose it that much? It's unbelievable in this world for people to run faster than cars, and we're not the only ones on the road, many people will see it." Jiang Qiao said angrily.

Bai Yueling remained silent, not because she didn't want to, but because she would feel resistance in her heart when she came into contact with others.

"I only have a small motorcycle now. When I have money, I can consider buying a four-wheeled car. Therefore, it is up to you whether you can enter the city or not. If you don't go, I also avoided illegally carrying people, and was caught by the police uncle and fined." risks of."

Bai Yueling gritted her teeth, and after fighting for a while between heaven and man, she finally lifted her little feet and stepped onto the back seat, but leaned back as much as possible and kept a palm distance from his back.

"Don't touch me, or I'll shock you!" She squinted her eyes and threatened.

Jiang Qiao turned pale with fright: "Sister Fairy, don't mess around, this thing will explode!"

She snorted softly and turned her head indifferently: "Then I'll call you when I get home!"

Jiang Qiao twitched his face.

"Are you seated?"

"Um……"

"Then I started it."

Jiang Qiao twisted the accelerator, and the scooter started cheerfully, then gradually picked up speed, and drove down the mountain road.

Passing by the Fairy Stone, Bai Yueling saw the man who bought the Coke just now knelt in front of the stone statue, kowtowed and worshiped.

"What is he doing?"

"Worshiping a fairy is almost a blessing, hoping that I can find a daughter-in-law."

"Didn't you say that there are no ascetics in this world?"

"That's a lie. It was all fabricated by the ancients. Apart from you, there are no fairies in the world."

The praying customers suddenly became even more sad when they saw the fairy sitting behind the scooter.

Why can even such a person find a girlfriend.

His BMW car is not as good as a small electric donkey?

……

(Gentlemen, vote!)

(End of this chapter)