Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 282.
After thoroughly familiarizing himself with Yujian's flight operations, Jiang Qiao went crazy, flying around hiding in the dark. In terms of experience, it was indeed more free than flying. No wonder humans have longed for flying since ancient times.

As the night wind howled, he shivered and suddenly felt like urinating.

After hesitating for two seconds, he still unbuttoned his pants.

Bai Yueling glanced at him, her face turned crimson, and said coyly, "Sir, what do you want to do? Could it be that you want to be with me in the sky... a thousand miles away?"

"Uh... no, it's just a sudden urgency."

When he was young, he, the white coat, and Wu Youcai stood by the river to pee, and they would compare who peed farther away.

Now……

Hehehe, not to mention urinating three feet against the wind, he can even urinate a thousand meters, who can compare with him?
In the clear night sky, it rained for tens of seconds in a certain area, Jiang Qiao shook his body, Bai Yueling blushed and asked, "Sir, do you want me to clean it up for you?"

"What are you saying about tigers and wolfs again?" He shook his head and refused.

Lifting up your pants and talking is hard-nosed.

……

As the days went by, Wei Chuxia had become a real big-bellied woman, the kind who occasionally went out and people had to walk around when they saw her, and rarely went to the mountains to play with Fairy Bai and the others.

Seeing that the due date is approaching, Bai Yu simply took paternity leave to concentrate on taking care of her at home. Wei Chuxia can eat whatever she wants, and all requirements are met, as long as she can always maintain a good mood.

Even if he suddenly wanted to drink yogurt at three o'clock in the middle of the night, he had to buy it for her without hesitation.

After all, it was his son who was pregnant in the belly, and it was his wife who was uncomfortable with the big belly, and I was afraid that something might go wrong.

After dinner, Bai Yu supported Wei Chuxia's waist and walked slowly in the park. When he was a little tired from walking, he sat on the bench to rest for a while, watching the aunts dance in the square.

"Brother Yu, I'm greedy and want to eat Spike potatoes." Wei Chuxia stared straight at the small cart outside the park, where many children went to buy food.

"Now?"

Bai Yu looked around, it was evening, and there were a lot of people coming to the park to enjoy the cool air, some people were walking their dogs, and children were playing. Although the vendor selling spiked potatoes was not far from here, I was afraid that something might happen. .

"It's okay, Brother Yu, I'll just sit here and make sure I don't move around." Wei Chuxia gently stroked her stomach, and let out a cooing sound abruptly.

"Alright then, just be careful, I'll buy it for you."

Bai Yu ran over to the vendor, turned his head three times a step, saw that Wei Chuxia was sitting on the bench honestly, and felt a little relieved.

A few minutes later, Bai Yu trotted all the way back.

"Here you are, I know you like to eat broken ears, so the boss specially added a little more for you."

"Thank you Brother Yu." Wei Chuxia frowned and kissed him sweetly on the cheek. A careful man is always very attractive.

"what about the taste?"

"Well, it's delicious, but it's a little numb." She stuck out her lovely tongue and breathed out.

"Then eat less and taste the taste."

However, before taking two bites, she covered her stomach and frowned.

"Chu Xia, what's wrong with you?"

"Brother Yu, he's kicking me in the stomach, I feel...feel like I'm about to give birth."

Bai Yu was stunned for a moment, and calculated the time. The expected date of delivery is indeed in the next few days, but this time is a bit sudden. If there is a delivery, many mother and baby supplies are still at home. .

"It's okay, it's okay, don't be nervous, it's normal, you have to pay attention to your breathing rhythm in early summer, take it easy first, we'll go to the hospital right away."

Wei Chuxia was almost half lying on the bench, with his hands covering his lower abdomen, he could clearly feel the contraction of his stomach, and even a feeling of swelling.

The baby in the womb seems to be eager to come out.

Bai Yu first made a phone call to the doctor on duty at the hospital, and asked the midwife doctor and nurse to get ready for the delivery room, and then immediately helped her walk to the parking lot.

There was only a bowl of spiked potatoes left on the bench.

……

Not long after, the other couple who received the news also rushed to the hospital.

"How is it?" Jiang Qiao asked.

"I just went in, and it should be about to give birth. We were still on the way and the amniotic fluid broke in early summer, and I have been in regular contractions since then."

Bai Yu was so nervous that there was a lot of sweat on his forehead. Although he was used to seeing pregnant women of all sizes giving birth in the hospital, it was only when it was his wife's turn to give birth that he realized how nervous he was.

Wu Youcai patted him on the shoulder: "Don't panic, it's okay. I was more nervous than you when Sisi gave birth. Facts have proved that being nervous is useless. Modern medical care is so advanced, everything will go smoothly."

Of course Bai Yu knew this, but he had to be nervous if he should be nervous, and he couldn't control the secretion of human hormones as he liked.

When I think that I will soon become a father, the feeling...is very complicated.

"Look, isn't my son cute?" Wu Youcai took out his phone to look at his son's photo.Wu Chengan is almost one year old now, the milk baby is pink, with big and dark eyes, very cute.

"Tch, I'm going to have a son soon." Bai Yu tilted his head disdainfully. This guy just shows off when he has nothing to do. Now he's not afraid.

"Yes, married people have children."

"Then who doesn't have children?"

Wu Youcai and Bai Yu looked at Jiang Qiao at the same time, their eyes filled with pride and contempt.

"Zhuo! What kind of eyes do you have?"

Jiang Qiao couldn't bear it anymore. Damn it, how about a good chat about him?

"Hmph, I just want to remind someone that if we don't hurry up, the children of our two families will be able to play soy sauce. At that time, my future daughter-in-law will not have a companion when she goes to school. If she is bullied, she won't Don't you feel sorry for someone helping you?"

Ever since he knew that the white coat's family was also giving birth to a son, Wu Youcai immediately lost interest, so he had to pin his hopes on Jiang Qiao. With the appearance of Fairy Yueling, if she had a daughter, she would definitely be as beautiful as a fairy.

"Fuck off." Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes, "You guys still look good after running for two years? Do you know what it means to come from behind?"

"You are a fart when your age is there!"

"..."

After the two of them quarreled, Bai Yu's mood was obviously relieved a lot.

All the examinations in early summer have been very good, the body is also very healthy, the baby's fetal position is very normal, and the full-term delivery, and this is the hospital where he works, and the doctors there are the most authoritative doctors in the obstetrics and gynecology department.

The right time, place and people are on his side, and there is no reason to make mistakes.

Take a deep breath.

Suddenly there was a clear cry in the delivery room.

Bai Yuteng stood up from the chair suddenly, looked at the door of the delivery room, his eyes were full of excitement.

The door opened, and the doctor came out with a smile on his face.

"Congratulations, mother and child are safe."

……

After visiting Chu Xia for a while, Jiang Qiao and Bai Xianzi followed Wu Youcai and his wife back to the mountain. Cheng An stayed at home alone and had to go back to take care of him, otherwise they were worried.

Lying on the bed, Jiang Qiao hugged Fairy Bai's soft waist, seeing Fa Xiao getting married one after another, and now having a child, he would be lying if he said he wasn't envious.

"Want a baby?" she asked suddenly.

"I didn't think about it, we will have it sooner or later." Jiang Qiao said softly.

After such a long time, his mentality has long since calmed down, so what if he has children?The point is that he can be with the person he likes.

"Food dog, what if... I mean what if, what if we can't have children?" Fairy Bai felt that this statement was a little inappropriate, and changed her words: "I mean, even if we make villains in the future, we can't have children." It can be difficult to conceive."

"What do you mean?"

Fairy Bai pondered for a few seconds, then continued: "It's mainly my problem. The more powerful a cultivator is, the harder it is to leave offspring. This has been the case since ancient times."

Jiang Qiao understood what she meant. Cultivating immortals belongs to going against the sky, an evolution that constantly surpasses oneself, and fairies are expensive as immortal emperors, with deeper blood shackles, so it is naturally the most difficult to have children.

He tightened Fairy's delicate body, and rubbed his cheek on the back of her neck: "If I can't give birth, I won't be able to give birth. All I need is you. Look at the dog, he's so tired of breastfeeding children every day, and he's been thinner for half a year." We walked around a few times. Not as happy as a child, the two of us can go wherever we want, without restraint."

"really?"

"Really!" Jiang Qiao nodded vigorously, "In fact, most of the births of children are accidents, just like me, although I like children very much, but I'm actually more greedy for your body, so to speak... I can justifiably not use them in the future. What's the matter?" His eyes lit up slightly, as if he had discovered something extraordinary.

Regardless of whether it is 001 or ultra-thin and non-inductive, it is all fake.

"You're dirty!"

Fairy Bai gave him a hard look. The two of them were talking about children, but he was already thinking about the process of having a baby.

Sure enough, the children are attached.

"Yeah, I'm obscene with you, obsessed with every inch of your skin, every inch of your body." Jiang Qiao admitted generously, and then shrank under the quilt.

In the darkness, Fairy Bai looked out the window, the bulging quilt was constantly moving, her eyes showed a layer of shame.

……

The next day.

The couple went to the hospital to visit Wei Chuxia again.

Wei Chuxia, like Liu Sisi, had a normal delivery and was not stabbed. After a night of rest, her complexion has recovered a lot.

On the contrary, the white coat stayed by the bed all night last night, his brows and eyes inadvertently revealed a look of fatigue, but his spirit still seemed a little excited.

"Didn't you eat? This is the breakfast I bought for the two of you. You can recover better if you have a full stomach." Jiang Qiao smiled and handed over the bag in his hand.

Wu Youcai glanced at the baby, couldn't help laughing and said, "It's exactly the same as my son's at that time, the little face is wrinkled together, it's ugly, but it will be fine when it grows."

Bai Yu's face turned green when he heard this: "Go, go, my son, what the hell is exactly the same as your son."

Those who didn't know thought his wife had cheated.

"Cough, old Bai, don't get me wrong. I'm talking about the status. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. The skin is wrinkled, ugly and cute."

The white coat rolled his eyes. He is a doctor, so of course he knows that this is the state of a baby when it is born. In other words, all people are born like this. It is a normal physiological phenomenon. It will not look like this in two days.

"Here, these things are for you. They are some mother and baby products prepared by Sisi. I know you don't have time to buy them. Please don't thank me." Wu Youcai gave him the bag in his hand. Dad, in terms of experience, is still a bit richer than Bai Yu's, and he has practiced in the dark every day for the past few months.

"Thank you sister-in-law."

Bai Yu accepted it calmly, and he also prepared an emergency pregnancy kit at home, but since Chu Xia had a sudden delivery last night, and he didn't have time to go home, he is missing these now, not to mention that the things used by big dogs will definitely not be as good in quality. wrong.

"Yue Ling and I have never been parents, so we don't understand anything, so we had to buy some baby clothes." Jiang Qiao smiled.

"It's all missing, hahaha."

Wei Chuxia half propped up his body and wanted to say thank you to them, but Liu Sisi "rebuked" them.

Mothers who have just given birth should not think about moving around, just lie down and rest obediently, otherwise the root cause of the disease will fall, and she will eat the good fruit at that time.

"You said you, how did you give birth to a son?"

Wu Youcai muttered softly, he still hadn't figured out the fact that the white coat also gave birth to a son. His daughter-in-law ran away, and now he could only wait for Jiang Qiao's daughter.

Naturally, both of them ignored him, even though they knew he was joking.

……

One month later, Bai Yu's son was full moon.

He didn't hold a full moon wine in the hotel with much fanfare, but simply made a few small dishes at home, and invited Jiang Qiao and the others to have a meal together, and the job was over.

Wu Youcai's son, Wu Cheng'an, has reached the age of toddler. He wears crotch pants, walks around on a bicycle, and babbles, but he doesn't know what he is talking about. .

"Old Bai, what's your son's name?"

"Bai Yanqi, it's taken from 'Peaches and plums don't say anything, but what comes down makes a trail'." Bai Yu said with a smile, "Chu Xia and I picked out a word, and finally we think this name is the best."

"It sounds good, but it's not as good as Wu Chengan."

"... want some face?"

Seeing those two guys start chatting about their children again, Jiang Qiao subconsciously kept a distance away to prevent accidental injury.

"That... is much better than some guy who doesn't even have children?" Wu Youcai glanced at Jiang Qiao who was sitting in the corner.

"Agree."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He is so far away, why does the flames of war still burn on him?

Heck, isn't that just becoming a father?
Nothing to show off.

Let your son develop for a period of time first, and wait for him to give birth to an emperor in the future, who will be invincible in the world and see who is more arrogant.

Jiang Qiao murmured in his heart. He thought very simply. Fairy just said that it was difficult to conceive, but he didn't say that he couldn't. As long as there were enough children, according to probability, there would always be one who was particularly lucky once in a while. Little tadpoles can complete the ultimate task.

Ok……

Can it be called the body of a fairy when it comes to giving birth to a child?
(End of this chapter)