Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 283 283. Three years, success (I know you are waiting for this day)
Time flies, the sun and the moon flow.

Three married men are sitting by the river fishing, and from time to time they sigh with emotion about the past and reminisce about the youth that has long since disappeared.

Seeing a fish biting the hook, Jiang Qiao lifted his wrist and caught a crucian carp about a foot long. It seemed that tonight's fish soup was all over.

"Old Bai, isn't your son going to kindergarten in two months?" Wu Youcai bit a piece of dog's tail grass and lay on the lawn, looking at the blue sky.

"Yan Qi has just turned three years old. I still want to wait until he is four years old to read. I will feel relieved when the child is older."

"Three years old is enough. There are many parents who send their children to kindergarten when they are only two years old. That is too early."

"Then why isn't your family An An going at the age of four?" Bai Yu squinted at him.

Wu Youcai smiled sheepishly: "Hey, I want to wait until the child is a little older before going, just like you. Children grow up fast, and there is a one-year gap between them, so they won't be bullied. Moreover, if those two cubs go to kindergarten together, if something happens, they will take care of each other."

Bai Yu nodded. He had thought about this too. Their sons grew up together, so it would be best if they could go to school together.

"Okay, I'll go back and discuss it with Chu Xia today."

Wu Youcai kicked Jiang Qiao's ass leisurely again: "Old man, our sons are both in kindergarten, how long do you have to wait? I don't want your daughter to be my daughter-in-law, okay? See." I am worried for you."

With a smile on Jiang Qiao's face, he re-baited the hook and threw it into the water. If he was looking forward to having a baby at the beginning, but after three years, his mood has long been at peace. up.

There will be what should be there sooner or later, and what should not be, no matter how hard you force it, you can only ask for it.

"No hurry, the child will always come." He said with a smile.

I don't know if it's Wu Youcai's delusion, but he always feels that Jiang Qiao is becoming more and more a man of virtue, a certain temperament that can't be seen in him, white coats or more ordinary people.

Could it be that if you marry a wife who looks like a fairy and live in seclusion on the mountain, you will really become a fairy?

More or less outrageous.

"White coat, Mr. Qian is about to have a second child, won't you keep up and contribute to the country?"

Hearing this, Bai Yu couldn't help rolling his eyes: "I'll forget it, Mr. Qian can afford to support a few, and I can afford to support one."

……

The sun was setting, and the three of them packed up their fishing gear and walked home. They didn't catch a few fish all afternoon, but they were enough to make soup.

As soon as he walked outside the courtyard gate, he heard the sound of children playing in the courtyard.

Wu Chengan and Bai Yanqi each took a toy excavator and squatted in their aunt Yueling's grass to dig mud and weed.

Fu Lu quietly lay on the nearby branch and watched the two human cubs, as long as the excavator was not tied to its tail with a rope.

Inside, three women huddled on the sofa watching a movie.

Three years later, Wei Chuxia was still as petite and lovely as before, but there was a hint of a mature woman's charm between her brows, while Liu Sisi looked a little plumper than before, probably because of her slightly protruding belly.

Not long ago, Liu Sisi was pregnant. At that time, Wu Youcai ran to Jiang Qiao every day to brag about him. He would soon be the father of two children, but Jiang Qiao hadn't farted a single fart over the years.

Sometimes Wu Youcai even secretly thought, could it be that one of these two couples is infertile?
Of course, he just thought about it, even a person like him can have two babies, Jiang Qiao and his wife are like Xiuxian every day, there is no reason why they can't conceive a child.

"Yue Ling, I'm back."

Three men came in from the door with fishing gear. When the two chubby guys heard it, they immediately ran over yelling "Dad" and "Dad". Jiang Qiao showed a slight envy on his face.

He threw two small fish into the fish pond, and the remaining few fish were taken directly into the kitchen, fried in oil for a while, and then made into soup.

In the past, there were more than a dozen beautiful golden carp raised in the fish pond, which he bought specially from the flower and bird fish market.

However, there was not one of them every so often. It wasn't until Jiang Qiao got up one morning to do boxing exercises and saw Fu Lu Shou Xi squatting on the edge of the fish pond, one beckoning with his tail and the other with his paws, that he caught the suspect.

Jiang Qiao was amazed.

I don't know if it's because of the fairy's pets, but even the cat has become a spirit.

For dinner in the evening, eight people gathered around a big table, two children huddled together and competed to see who would finish eating first, and the other three couples sat in twos.

"Sisi, the pregnant body should drink more fish soup to supplement nutrition." Fairy Bai made her a bowl of fish soup with a spoon.

"Sister Yueling, I'll come by myself, I'm not that particular, and it's not the first time I've had a baby." This made everyone smile, and the second child spoke confidently.

"An'an, your mother has a baby in her womb, do you like a younger brother or a younger sister?" Wei Chuxia patiently picked out the fishbone for her son, and teased this little guy Wu Chengan by the way.

"I want a sister."

"why?"

"Because I already have a younger brother named Yan Qi."

"I'm not your brother!"

"You are one year younger than me, you are my younger brother!"

"You were not born from my mother's womb, so you are not!"

Listening to the serious debate between the two eccentric little guys, everyone laughed happily.

Wu Youcai secretly elbowed Jiang Qiao's chest: "Look, isn't it fun to have a son?"

Jiang Qiao glanced at him indifferently, then started to be embarrassed again, and continued to ignore him.

"Actually, I also like my daughter. They say that my daughter is my father's lover in his previous life, and this life is here to continue..."

Before Wu Youcai muttered softly, he was pinched by Liu Sisi severely before he could finish his words.

It's endless, isn't it? Why don't you go to heaven as your lover in your previous life?

……

summer vacation.

The old couple went to the mountains to escape the summer heat. Jiang Tiancheng officially retired last year, and now he is living the life of a retired old man every day.

It may also be infected by Jiang Qiao. The old man went to the pet market when he had nothing to do. The birds at home changed from one to two, and then two to four. He even fell in love with hatching. It worked once.

In the early morning, Jiang Tiancheng went out for a bird walk, and happened to meet the boy next door who was wearing a sportswear and running along the country road.

"Boy from the Wu family, how about running?" the old man said with a smile.

"Hey, Uncle Jiang." Wu Youcai said hello, and replied, "This is not a middle-aged man, and his health is getting worse every day. I just want to practice to see if I can remedy it."

When he said this, Wu Youcai also sighed helplessly in his heart.

When I was young, I only felt that I was full of energy and wanted to vent at any time, but once I passed thirty, men began to go downhill, and women just reached the age of wolves and tigers.

Seeing his wife becoming more and more hydrated and attractive day by day, if he doesn't exercise anymore, his sexual life will be far away from him.

For a while, Wu Youcai even wondered if Liu Sisi knew the legendary art of harvesting yang and replenishing yin, otherwise why would she look more and more like a young woman, while her own health would go from bad to worse.

Still young.

"It's better to be young." Jiang Tiancheng also sighed with emotion, "When I was young, I often participated in marathons held in the city, and I ran for ten kilometers casually without panting. Now I can't do it anymore, I'm old."

"Uncle Jiang is amazing."

"By the way, how old is your son?" Jiang Tiancheng asked suddenly, he liked that little fat man quite a bit, and every time he saw him, he would politely call Grandpa Jiang.

Wu Youcai smiled and said, "Yes, he is four years old, and I plan to take him to kindergarten after the summer vacation is over."

Jiang Tiancheng was deeply moved. His son's hair was young, and his son could eat soy sauce. I heard that his wife was pregnant with another child. Compared with this, Jiang Tiancheng felt even more uncomfortable.

The old couple's life was probably just like this from joining the workforce to retiring smoothly. The only thing that worried them was Jiang Qiao.

But these two couples have been sharing the same bed for many years, and they never mentioned a word about marriage, and even asked them if they ever thought about having a husband and children, they kept their faces secretive.

This worried him and Xia Qinghe a lot.

After all, the old couple are both at this age, just thinking about whether they can hug their grandson as soon as possible.

"By the way, let me ask you something. I know you have a good relationship with Jiang Qiao."

"Huh? Uncle Jiang, please tell me."

"Do you know why Jiang Qiao and Yue Ling haven't married yet?"

Wu Youcai was stunned for a moment: "Didn't they take the marriage certificate long ago? It's just that they have been procrastinating and not having a banquet."

"Have you already taken your marriage certificate?"

Now it was Jiang Tiancheng's turn to be stunned. Why didn't he know when it happened?
"Yes, didn't Jiang Qiao tell you?"

Jiang Tiancheng's expression changed: "You go on running first, I have something to go back first."

Seeing the old man walk away gradually with an angry expression on his face, Wu Youcai's heart skipped a beat, did he say something wrong just now?

Immediately took out his phone and sent him a text message.

……

"Old man, your dad asked me something just now, and I accidentally told you that you and Fairy have got a marriage certificate. Uncle, he doesn't seem to know?"

Looking at the text message sent by Wu Youcai, Jiang Qiao instantly understood why his old man walked towards him with such an angry face.

"I heard that you and Yue Ling have already obtained a marriage certificate?" Jiang Tiancheng said straight to the point without beating around the bush.

Xia Qinghe had just entered the kitchen to make breakfast, when she heard this, she came out with a shovel.

"Old man, what are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense without evidence."

"Ask your son yourself." Jiang Tiancheng was so angry that his beard was crooked. If he hadn't just thought of asking his friend today, the old couple would probably have been kept in the dark.

No wonder Yueling subconsciously almost called him dad many times before, it turned out that the foreshadowing was buried here.

Now that the matter was up to now, Jiang Qiao naturally couldn't hide it any longer.

He went back to the room and opened a locked drawer. There were four red books lying quietly in it. He randomly took one and handed it to the second elder.

Looking at the several gilt characters written on it, the atmosphere in the room instantly fell into a strange silence.

Fairy Bai stood aside, wagging her fingers, her face burning hot. The two planned to elope and fled for five years, but now they were caught with stolen goods.

Xia Qinghe opened the red book and looked at the ID photo of the two people who were very affectionate, so she had to believe that what the old man said was true.

This kid was married to Yue Ling long ago, and Yue Ling was her daughter-in-law long ago. Fortunately, she worried for a long time whether the reason why the couple didn't get married was because Yue Ling had other ideas.

"When did it happen?"

"Isn't it all written on it, December 2022, 12." Jiang Qiao said with a puckered mouth.

Xia Qinghe clenched her fists, it is now 2027, that is to say, this guy has been hiding it from her for five years.

"I mean, how did you get the household register?"

"That's easy. First of all, I have the keys to the house. Secondly, I know that the household registration book is stored in the cabinet in my dad's study. Finally, while you are at work, Yue Ling and I secretly went to get the marriage certificate and put it back. , The whole process is imperceptible.”

Jiang Qiao explained his "process of committing the crime" in detail, but in Xia Qinghe's view, this guy seemed to be quite complacent.

"Let me just say, it turns out that there is a ghost in the house, old man, and we changed the door lock after we went back." She said with a deadpan expression.

Jiang Qiao: "..."

She really deserves to be a real mother, even her own son is on guard.

"So, you still didn't say, why do you keep such a big event from the two of us?"

"Because I know, I told you that you would definitely push us to have a baby, but we didn't want to have one at that time."

"So that's why you don't have children? Look at your next door, they're going to have a second child soon!"

"...Look at what I said. You guessed it right. You guys will hurry up when you know."

Jiang Qiao took back the marriage certificate. Knowing that the two had eloped a long time ago, the old couple was not very angry, but felt a little empty inside.

I was looking forward to the marriage of these two people before, but in the end they were married a long time ago, and the full sense of anticipation sank to the bottom of the valley.

"Auntie, don't be angry..."

"Yue Ling, do you still call me auntie now?" Xia Qinghe asked with a smile, and for some reason, she suddenly became in a good mood.

Yue Ling is her daughter-in-law.

Fairy Bai pursed her lips: "Mom."

"Hey!"

Xia Qinghe laughed. After waiting for five years, she finally waited for this mother, and she was at ease.

……

In winter, the flowers wither.

Jiang Yang stood in a blind spot on the balcony next door, bathed in the rising sun, and practiced Kung Fu. The golden light flowed all over his body, radiating a dazzling golden luster.

Finally at a certain moment, there seemed to be a roar in his mind.

Jiang Qiao's whole body trembled, and he could only feel the energy and blood in his whole body rushing forward like the Yellow River, as if he had inexhaustible strength.

He slowly opened his eyes, and in the mirror, his body was like gold, his eyes were like glass, and a circle of sacred golden light rippling on the surface of his skin, probably this is the legendary invulnerability of all laws, and the transformation of gods and ghosts.

(End of this chapter)