Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

294 Chapter 294. Stop pretending, showdown, your mother and I are not ordinary people
Hearing Xiao Yu'er's scream, Jiang Qiao quickly ran into the haunted house with the father of the two children.

In the end, she saw that she dragged that bloody clown bouncing out all the way.

"Papa, Xiao Yuer has killed demons!"

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Speechlessly, he looked at the other two guys whose faces turned pale from fright, and then at the slightly hideously dressed doll in Xiao Yu'er's hand, er...

"You two are scared by this thing?" Wu Youcai pulled his face fiercely, obviously he was eight or nine years older, how could he not be as courageous as a little girl.

"I didn't. It was Yan Qi who called first, and then I ran after him." Wu Chengan quickly disregarded the relationship, resolutely refusing to admit that he was actually frightened by a doll.

"Obviously you yelled that there is a ghost, and you ran away in fright." Bai Yanqi also blushed and gave a righteous split.

"You called first!"

"You run first!"

"You call first!"

"You run first!"

"Hey, stop, stop!"

The white coat was so quarreled by the two and a half-year-old children that it hurt his head, and he said angrily: "I promised to protect the little fish? That's how you protect it? It doesn't look like you run away first when you are in danger. A man."

The faces of the two young men were flushed. After all, it would be dishonorable to say such a thing as leaving the little sister behind and running away.

Jiang Qiao smiled and waved his hands: "Okay, don't make noise, Xiao Yu'er is fine."

Wu Youcai couldn't help rolling his eyes, it's easy to say, something is really going to happen to Xiao Yu'er, as a father, can't he turn the haunted house upside down?
"Papa, I..."

"Huh? What's the matter, little fish?"

"No... no Sen..."

Jiang Xiaoyu opened his cute big eyes, still thinking about the magic that he suddenly obtained just now.

After visiting the amusement park, the three families got together for a meal, and Jiang Qiao took his wife and daughter back to the mountain.

When night fell, the family of three gathered around the sofa to watch TV. One of the two cats was hugged by Xiao Yuer, and the other was also hugged by Xiao Yuer. The scene was very harmonious.

At this moment, Bai Yu sent a text message.

"Sister-in-law, what are the stalagmite liquid and Tianshou vine in your prescription?"

Jiang Qiao glanced at the screen, and secretly guessed that the fairy probably added some of Ziweixing's treasures.

I saw her flip through the Compendium of Materia Medica, and then typed a reply.

"The stalagmite liquid is replaced with Rehmannia glutinosa, 15 grams each of Shouwu and Baishao, and 20 grams of Cornus officinalis is used for Tianshou Teng."

"Okay, thank you, sister-in-law, for allowing me to go to the hospital tomorrow and grab two doses of Chinese medicine for a try."

Jiang Qiao held Fairy's feet in his arms and asked, "Will it be useful after modification?"

Fairy Bai nodded: "The effect of the medicine will be weakened, but as long as you keep drinking for a few more courses, you can still grow hair."

"Baba Ma Ma, Xiao Yu'er is sleepy and wants to sleep." Jiang Xiaoyu suddenly yawned.

"Let's go, Mom will take you to take a bath." Fairy Bai curled her toes a few times, stomped on his arms in a subtle way, then stood up and prepared to get Xiao Yu'er a change of pajamas.

"No, Xiao Yu'er has grown up, you can wash yourself, you don't need to worry about Xiao Yu'er." Jiang Xiaoyu said, jumped off the sofa, went back to the room to get his clothes, and walked into the bathroom in a sensible way.

The couple looked at each other in blank dismay, their daughter was too sensible, and they didn't need to worry about life matters at all.

After Jiang Xiaoyu took a shower in twos and threes, he went to the drawer to get the hair dryer in his loose pajamas, stood on tiptoe and tried several times but couldn't insert the plug into the wall socket, and finally found his mother helplessly.

"Ma Ma, the little fish can't reach it, so you blow the little fish's hair."

Jiang Qiao glanced at the little ghost's daughter, and said with a smile, "Little Yu'er, come here and let Dad kiss you, and Dad will blow you off."

Jiang Xiaoyu hesitated for two seconds, then looked at him seriously, and said timidly, "Hey! Baba's beard is piercing."

Jiang Qiao's breathing was stagnant, and he subconsciously raised his hand to touch his chin, and sure enough there were a few stubbles.

Every father's lifelong enemy, the hateful beard!
Seeing this scene, Fairy Bai covered her mouth and smiled lightly.

She took the hair dryer, dried Xiao Yu'er's hair one by one, and kissed her gently on the face.

"Little Yu'er, do you want to sleep with Mom and Dad tonight?"

"Xiao Yu'er grows up, Xiao Yu'er can sleep by himself, and Mom and Dad don't have to hide from me and fight anymore." Jiang Xiaoyu said loudly.

"Cough..." Jiang Qiao coughed lightly, picked up the water cup and drank tactically.

Why does this child talk about it every day? It seems that she has to find a way to make her forget it.

Otherwise, when she grows up and is sensible, he and the fairy will be completely ashamed.

Fairy Bai carried Xiao Yu'er into the bedroom, put her gently on her own little bed, then tucked in the corner of the quilt, and kissed her lightly on the forehead.

"Good night, little fish."

The door was gently closed, and the room was completely dark, Xiao Yuer suddenly opened his eyes, tiptoed out of bed, put his ears on the door carefully and listened for a while, then moved a small stool to support the light, and locked the door , in one go.

Finally, her eyes fell on the plastic sword, she raised her little hand and made a light move, the little sword trembled, and immediately flew straight towards her, pointed again, and flew away quickly.

Xiao Yu'er's big eyes are getting brighter and brighter, she seems to have indeed awakened an incredible magic, making her different from ordinary people.

Do you want to tell Papa Mama?

She was troubled again.

……

Bai Xianzi came out and sat down gently leaning against Jiang Qiao, and saw that he was concentrating on writing the novel "Bai Di" that he had conceived a long time ago. , and finally became the story of the Emperor of Heaven.

The story sounds a bit old-fashioned, and it's a heroine story. There may not be many interested readers, but Jiang Qiao doesn't care, he just wants to record this story.

"Xiao Yuer fell asleep?" Jiang Qiao turned to look at her.

"Well, I fell asleep as soon as I went to bed." Fairy Bai leaned her head on his shoulder and nodded slightly.

"She played so crazy in the amusement park today, even if her physique is very different from ordinary people, she is still a child after all." Jiang Qiao laughed.

Fairy Bai slowly fell down and rested on his lap. Looking up at Jiang Qiao's chin, a few blue stubbles appeared again. No wonder Xiao Yu'er kept saying that his beard was prickly.

She arched her head in the hollow of her leg, her face slowly turned red, and Jiang Qiao suddenly lost interest as he wrote.

Looking down, he said helplessly: "Why, if Xiao Yu'er sees it later, I won't be able to tell."

"She was already asleep."

Jiang Qiao swallowed, and turned to look at her bedroom, the door was closed tightly.

"Not in the living room."

Fairy Bai kissed him through her pants, then raised her eyes and looked at him lazily, winking like silk.

"Cookie dog, take me to the bathroom."

……

At the end of the first semester of Xiaoyuer Kindergarten, she told Jiang Qiao very seriously that she didn't want to go to kindergarten anymore, she wanted to go to elementary school, and it was no fun to play with a group of little kids every day.

Every time she heard such words, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but roll her eyes, she was just a child herself.

But in the end, she still couldn't hold her back, and thought about jumping for three years at once. Is it a bit too shocking for a three-and-a-half-year-old baby to go to the first grade, so I enrolled her in a big class to settle down, and waited until she was four years old. It's almost the same as the first grade.

At that time, others will only be surprised that the kid is smart, not a freak.

What's more, Xiao Yu'er has developed rapidly, and now he looks like a five or six-year-old child. After half a year, he will look like a proper elementary school student.

Even though Wu Youcai's son is eight or nine years older than Xiao Yu'er, maybe Xiao Yu'er will graduate from college before those two boys.

Since he is a prodigy, it shouldn't be too much to finish elementary school in three years, junior high school in one year, high school in two years, and university in two years, right?
Maybe you can take the postgraduate entrance examination and study for a Ph.D. in one go, and then make some big discoveries and win a Nobel Prize directly.

During this time, Xiao Yuer became obsessed with superhero movies from long ago. According to her words, when she grows up, she also wants to be a hero who fights for justice.

Jiang Qiao had no choice but to tell her patiently that there are police uncles in this world, the society is stable, and there are not so many injustices.

But Xiao Yu'er doesn't care, she just wants to be a hero, and she also wants to get rid of Mo Wei Dao and save the world with her papa every day.

"Yue Ling, have you noticed that Xiao Yu'er has been a little strange lately?" Jiang Qiao was picking leaves of vegetables in the kitchen.

"strangeness?"

Jiang Qiao nodded and said, "Well, she spends a lot of time sneaking around, and seems to be avoiding us deliberately. I don't know what her little head is thinking all day long. If she is a few years older, I must doubt whether she is Puppy love, but she's a bit older now, and the kindergarten is full of her followers, it's impossible for anyone to like a kid."

Fairy Bai subconsciously glanced at Xiao Yu'er's room, she seemed to have locked herself in the room again, which was really suspicious.

She put down the vegetables, wiped her hands on the apron after washing, and then tiptoed to the door. Once the fairy sense opened, everything was invisible.

In the room, Xiao Yu'er was lying leisurely on the bed, no, it should be said that she was lying leisurely in mid-air, there was still half a meter between her and the bed.

In addition, there is a small plastic sword flying around her, and there are several small people cut out of paper on the table, one is reading a book, one is doing homework, and the other is drawing.

Fairy Bai didn't know what to say for a moment, she had found the correct way to be lazy.

No wonder he has been avoiding the two of them recently, because he has been thinking about how to cultivate immortals.

"Little Yu'er." Fairy Bai knocked on the door.

Hearing the sound of knocking on the door, Jiang Xiaoyu became very nervous, and with a panicked look, he smashed into the soft quilt from mid-air, the small plastic sword fell to the ground, and the villain on the table did not move.

She rolled her eyes a few times, rubbed her face, pretended to jump out of bed and sat in front of the desk with a pen in her hand, and stepped on a stool to open the door for Fairy Bai.

"What are you doing with the door locked?"

"Reading, doing homework, drawing!" Xiao Yu'er answered with confidence, it seemed that he had already thought of an excuse.

Fairy Bai looked at her innocent face, if she hadn't just seen the truth with her sense of immortality outside the door, she would have been almost fooled by her soft and cute appearance.

"Well, Xiao Yu'er is so good, go wash your hands and get ready to eat."

"Oh!"

Jiang Xiaoyu naturally handed his little hand to the fairy to hold, and said sweetly: "Ma Ma, what are you eating today?"

"Your favorite fried potatoes!"

"Oh, yes! Fried potatoes, fried potatoes..."

Seeing that Xiao Yu'er went to play with Fu Lu Shou Xi again, Fairy Bai looked at her daughter's room again, and there were still traces of spiritual power being used.

Back in the kitchen, Jiang Qiao was cooking. He asked without looking back, "What's going on?"

"Little Yu'er has awakened, and it seems that he has been awakened for a while." Fairy Bai said with a complicated expression.

Jiang Qiao froze for a moment, and quickly turned off the fire when the vegetables were half-fried.

"Didn't you seal her? How did you wake up?"

"It's not a particularly strong seal. It was originally planned to gradually unseal as she grows older, but Xiao Yu'er's physique is still too special. Don't you know, I saw her floating in mid-air to play Fei Jian and the three paper figurines help her read books and do homework, and she is very proficient in her work."

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded.

Should it be his daughter?Laziness is so advanced.

No wonder he hasn't been pestering him for a while, it turns out there are more fun things to do.

"Or... I'm strengthening the seal in her body again?" Fairy Bai tried to ask.

"Forget it, it's fine if it's unblocked." Jiang Qiao shook his head and continued: "Xiao Yu'er has always thought of her as a goddess, but now that she has awakened her spiritual power, she even thinks that she is the only one in the world. If we At this time, sealing her cultivation base will definitely dispel her enthusiasm."

"That's true." The fairy rubbed the corners of her eyes, looking helplessly at the little fish chasing the cats outside the yard.

"Then what should I do? You can't just let it go. Once something goes wrong, it's up to you to see how it ends. Besides, cultivators can't mess around. There is no one to point them out, and accidents are easy to happen,"

"Yes."

Jiang Qiao sighed, this was what he had been worried about all along.

Xiao Yu'er is still young, and he doesn't understand the consequences of showing off in front of others. Once he proudly shows off his abilities in front of others, it will be terrible.

"Little Yu'er is hiding it from us now. Even if she has awakened for a while, she should not have exposed it to others. Otherwise, let's just confess to her."

"I think it's okay, it's better to be blocked than to be sparse. Xiaoyu'er Bingxue is smart. If you want to let her know that she is not the only one in the world, you have to warn her about the consequences of using her abilities indiscriminately. Maybe it will be better."

During lunch.

Xiao Yu'er sat at the dining table, watching the four dishes and one soup flying out of the kitchen automatically, the little guy opened his eyes wide in disbelief, she didn't use magic now!

"Papa, how about the food...how..." she stammered.

"Why did you fly out by yourself?" Jiang Qiao glanced at her shocked look and wanted to laugh.

Xiao Yuer nodded frantically.

"Hey, I won't keep hiding things from you anymore. In fact, your mother and I are not ordinary people...""

Jiang Qiao cleared his throat, and said lightly, "Sword!"

A flying sword flew in front of him with a swish, and a clanging sword sound erupted.

On this day, Jiang Qiao pretended to be aggressive in front of his daughter, and re-entered the land fairyland.

(End of this chapter)