Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 295. 295. Little Fish's First Experience

The wind in winter is very noisy.

Xiao Yu'er stared blankly at the flying sword in front of him, his little head was full of big question marks.

She has worked so hard to hide it for so long, but it turns out that the clown is herself?

"Wow Kuwa, Baba is ... the immortal in the sky?" Xiaoyuer swallowed.

"I'm not, your mother is, a real fairy."

So, Xiao Yu'er stared at Fairy Bai again. This sometimes gentle, sometimes willful Mama with two faces is actually a fairy in the sky!
Yes, how can a normal person have two faces.

It makes sense now.

"What kind of fairy is not a fairy, eat quickly, the food will be cold in a while." Fairy Bai gently scooped a lot of French fries for Xiaoyuer into her cute little bowl.

Jiang Xiaoyu ate a small mouthful, and asked, "So, Ma Ma is really the celestial daughter of the Taishangzong?"

"En." Fairy Bai nodded calmly.

"Then Xiao Yu'er is the real little celestial girl?" Xiao Yu'er suddenly became excited, but before she was happy for two seconds, she suddenly came back to her senses.

If the celestial girl of Taishangzong is true, the brain ax that Ma Ma said is bigger than Shan Bo is true, and the evil dragon that is doing all kinds of evil in Beihai is also true...then, so is Ziwei Xing, who only exists in the story. Really?

OMG! ! !

Little fish seems to have discovered a new continent!
An extremely magical and magnificent world is unfolding in her mind.

She, Xiao Yu'er, the daughter of destiny, play money!
"Don't think about it, you're still young, there's no way Ziweixing will let you go, that place is too dangerous." Bai Xianzi glanced at her casually and knew what Xiao Yu'er was thinking.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

I once dreamed of walking the world with a sword, but in reality my mother would not allow it.

"How can Xiao Yu'er go?"

The thought of not being able to ride the Brain Ax made Xiao Yu'er's heart itch.

"Read books and become a famous scholar, including but not limited to physicists, chemists, biologists, mathematicians, psychologists, geographers, and archaeologists. It is enough to do these things." Bai Fairy said seriously.

Jiang Qiao was startled. He took a serious look at Fairy Bai and realized that she was not joking.

Is this still an achievement that ordinary people can achieve?
Oh, Xiao Yu'er is not an ordinary person, so it's okay.

The fairy continued to say: "Knowledge changes destiny, becoming a physicist can help you better understand the nature of the world, even if you reach Ziwei Star, you can quickly adapt to the laws of the universe there;
Become a chemist, you can even study the immortalization reactions that occur in modern science and immortal cultivation;
Becoming a mathematician can make you have stronger mental arithmetic ability, so that you will not suffer in battle;
Psychologists will not be easily deceived, geographers can easily find the paradise, as for archaeologists, if they are lucky enough to come across the fairy tomb where the power has fallen, it will be useful at that time. "

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Fairy really deserves to be a great mother, Xiao Yu'er has considered all aspects for her at such a young age, even thought of how to dig a fairy grave.

However, he threw up his hands in favor.

Ziweixing is so dangerous, and Xiaoyu'er is her daughter, it is best to become an invincible emperor before going out to explore the world.

"Well, Xiao Yu'er, your mother is right. These aspects are just the basic requirements for becoming a qualified immortal cultivator. If you can't even meet this small requirement, you should stay on the earth for the rest of your life, Ziweixing It's not suitable for you." Jiang Qiao looked serious.

A layer of mist immediately appeared in Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes, and she said angrily: "Learn and learn! Xiaoyuer is going to Ziweixing to ride the Brain Axe!"

"Well, little fish, come on! Dad likes you, come, eat a piece of Ganoderma lucidum, picked from your mother's little world."

The husband and wife sang together, which stupefied a four-year-old child.

"There's still a little fish, you can't show your holiness in front of people at any time." Fairy Bai reminded again and again.

"Not even in front of grandparents?"

Jiang Qiao was silent for a moment, then said: "Grandpa and grandma are old, they will scare them. Be sure to remember, otherwise, I will have no choice but to let your mother seal your cultivation."

Thinking of being sealed and unable to let the pen do homework for her, Xiao Yu'er suddenly felt bad.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Hey~ eat quickly."

The fairy gently stroked Xiao Yu'er's head.

……

After dinner, firewood was burning in the fireplace, the wind was cold outside the window, and the room was warm.

Fu Lu Shou Xi was afraid of the cold and slept next to the fireplace, Xiao Yu'er nestled in Jiang Qiao's arms enjoying his father's love, and Fairy sat beside him quietly reading a book.

"Papa, how did you catch up with Mama?"

Ever since he learned the biggest secret of the family, Jiang Xiaoyu wondered how mortals and fairies got together.

"You're a kid, it's too early for you to do these things."

"Xiao Yuer is just curious. If Papa hadn't chased Ma Ma, wouldn't there be Xiao Yuer?" Jiang Xiaoyu shook his father's arm.

Jiang Qiao turned his head to look at Fairy Wuxia's side face, lowered his head and whispered in Xiao Yu'er's ear, "I'll tell you a secret, it was your Mama who took the initiative to pursue me."

"Humph!"

Fairy Bai hummed softly without raising her head, and quietly turned a page of the book: "Food dog, you have to be conscientious in life. That's not what you said when you tried to pursue me back then."

Jiang Qiao chuckled, "I'm just teasing Xiao Yuer, like 'I will always love fairies', I have to take it to heart, I can't just say it casually."

Fairy Bai blushed slightly.

"Don't make trouble, Xiao Yu'er is still here."

Jiang Xiaoyu looked at his thick-skinned father for a while, and at his blushing mother for a while, always feeling that the two were eyeing each other, and she seemed to be the redundant one.

However, Dad is really good at talking, and can make Mom very happy with just a few words. No wonder he can catch up with such a beautiful fairy mother.

"Little Yu'er, do you want to fly high? Dad Yu Jian will take you to play."

"Flying in the sky? Yes, yes!" Jiang Xiaoyu nodded hastily.

Hearing that the father and daughter were going out, Fairy Bai looked out the window, where are they going to play now?

But when he turned his head and thought about it, Yu Jianfei couldn't do such things during the day, so he was relieved.

She frowned: "It's cold outside, tell Xiao Yu'er to wear more clothes, don't catch a cold."

"Hmm, I know."

After a while, Jiang Qiao took the big sword and took the little fish wrapped in a bear to the outside of the yard.

The father and daughter stepped on the sword, Jiang Qiao pinched the formula with his hands, and the sword immediately carried the two of them into the dark night.

"Wow wow wow, little fish is really flying high!" Xiao Yu'er's eyes were full of excitement when he flew with the sword for the first time.

"Shh, Xiao Yuer, keep your voice down."

"Oh! But Papa, the little fish is really flying!"

"Study hard, listen to what your parents say, and you will be able to fly yourself in the future."

"Woooooooo..."

"Do you still want to go to Ziwei Star to ride the brain axe?"

"Xiao Yu'er will let the paper-cut figurine read books 24 hours a day until he has the entire library in his mind!"

Jiang Qiao was slightly speechless. She was probably the only one who could speak of being lazy so righteously.

……

It's the Spring Festival again, and the streets and alleys of Zhongcheng are filled with the atmosphere of the New Year. The city is still the same city, but the flavor of the New Year is getting weaker and weaker. Sometimes there is only a symbolic meaning of family reunion in the New Year.

The couple took Xiao Yu'er back to see her grandparents, and the old couple grinned from ear to ear when they saw the beaming Xiao Yu'er coming to the door.

"Grandpa, happy new year! I wish grandpa good health and all the best." Jiang Xiaoyu's mouth was very sweet.

"Happy New Year, Xiao Yu'er, take it quickly. This is the lucky money red envelope given to you by grandpa." Jiang Tiancheng handed over the red envelope with a smile on his face.

The old couple lived to this age, and they have long since realized that money is something that they will not bring with them when they die, not to mention that he himself only has Jiang Qiao as his son, and Xiao Yuer as his granddaughter at the same time. The so-called inheritance will sooner or later left for them.

"Thank you grandpa."

Xiao Yuer happily accepted it, and when the time comes, take it back and deposit it in the lucky cat piggy bank at home, as tuition fees for future studies.

She will become an economist in the future, and financial management is only the most basic part of it.

"Grandma, Congratulations on getting rich~" Xiao Yu'er found Mrs. Xia again, and got the second big red envelope as she wished.

"Grandma doesn't want to get rich, grandma just wants to hug my little fish every day."

"Grandma, Xiao Yu'er is no longer young, so he can't be hugged every day." Jiang Xiaoyu sniffled.

"No matter how old she is, she is my granddaughter."

The old lady Xia didn't care so much, she hugged Xiao Yu'er tightly in her arms, and the wrinkles on her forehead looked happy.

Jiang Qiao glanced at the old couple who were in a good mood, and knew that they were probably the rumored intergenerational relatives.

When people get old, they will like children more and more, and they can't wait to go out and play with them every day to show off to others. They don't feel that crying children are noisy like young people.

Fairy Bai went into the kitchen to cook New Year's Eve dinner with Xia Qinghe as before, while Xiao Yu'er played with the birds raised by Jiang Tiancheng outside the balcony.

"Your daughter is much more sensible and obedient than my son."

Jiang Tiancheng looked away from Xiao Yu'er, and made a joke quietly. Jiang Qiao was stunned for a long time before he realized that Old Man Jiang was beating around the bush and saying that he was not sensible when he was a child.

"Isn't this what it should be? Otherwise, there's no saying that one generation is better than the next." Jiang Qiao smiled. Probably every father hopes that his children can surpass themselves in all aspects.

Of course, Xiao Yu'er is no problem, among the 80 billion people in the world, she is the smartest child among them, bar none.

Looking at his old father's gray hair, Jiang Qiao suddenly said, "Dad, I'm going to take Xiao Yuer out to play."

"It's time to take her around. Children are hyperactive and stay on the mountain every day, so they are prone to get sick."

"I mean, do you and Mom want to go out for a walk with us?"

"Forget it, why are you running around at a very old age, and you're still tired. What scene didn't you see when your mother and I were young?" Jiang Tiancheng waved his hand. Traveling is not as comfortable as raising birds at home.

"I'm not going either. If you have filial piety, you can bring Xiao Yu'er here to spend more time with your parents." Xia Qinghe's voice came from the kitchen, mixed with complaints.

"Mom, I go home four times a month, isn't that enough?"

"Four times is too much?"

Jiang Qiao didn't say anything anymore. When he was old, he wanted his children and grandchildren to enjoy the blessings of everyone. Sometimes being with him was more important than anything else.

"Okay, when Yue Ling and I come back from traveling with Xiao Yu'er, we will stay at home for a while."

"That's about the same." Xia Qinghe smiled openly.

The content of the New Year's Eve dinner is similar to usual. A family of five sits together, eating and watching the unshakable Spring Festival Gala.

The skit actor on the TV was saying things that Jiang Qiao couldn't understand. He didn't know when it started. He seemed to have gradually lost touch with society, and subconsciously thought of things more than ten years ago.

The changes in these years are too fast. Everything is developing in the direction of AI. People usually chat and make friends in the Metaverse, and wear helmets when playing games. It is not surprising when the Terminator Jiang Qiao appears.

After thinking about it, he drifted away, Fairy Bai bumped him lightly with his knee, Jiang Qiao came back to his senses, smiled and put a piece of her favorite sweet and sour pork ribs in Fairy's bowl.

"Papa picks up vegetables for Ma Ma, and Xiao Yuer picks up vegetables for grandparents."

Jiang Xiaoyu's old-fashioned words made the old couple laugh, and the wrinkles on their faces seemed to have decreased a lot.

Jiang Qiao sighed softly in his heart, and gradually understood why the old couple always urged him to have a child with Yue Ling.The meaning of life lies in continuation, from the old to the young, the inheritance is endless.

After twelve o'clock, there was no sound of firecrackers outside. Although every house in the whole city was lit, it always felt less lively than before.

Jiang Qiao took out his mobile phone and searched for a video of crackling cannons. Jiang Tiancheng was stunned for a moment: "Where are the cannons being fired?"

"In the phone."

"Oh."

The excitement in the old man's eyes dissipated, and he was lonely.

Since when did you stop shooting fireworks during the Chinese New Year?The old man can't remember clearly.

Familiar things are gradually fading away, and these old guys have been gradually eliminated by the times.

"Dad, go to my place next year, when the time comes, we will have a lively fireworks display and celebrate the New Year with excitement."

"Okay!" Mr. Jiang's expression gradually relaxed.

On the eighth day of the first lunar month, the couple took Xiao Yuer back to the mountain.

Before leaving, Fairy Bai took out a pack of herbs and handed it to Jiang Qiao.

"Dad, this tea is made by Yue Ling himself. You and Mom drink some every day, it's good for your health."

"No, no, there's a lot of tea at home, you keep it for yourselves to drink." Jiang Tiancheng waved his hand. When he was working, people often brought tea to him. What tea hadn't he drunk?

Jiang Qiao said helplessly, "Dad, this is different from other teas."

"Why is it different, can you live a long life if you drink it?"

Jiang Qiao didn't say a word, but the old man's eyes gave him a twitch inexplicably, and his eyes fell on the bag of tea again. Could drinking it really make him live longer?

(End of this chapter)