Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 32 32. Alchemy
Bai Yueling covered his mouth and nose and backed away quickly, Jiang Qiao was a little dazed, no, why did you ask me to do the cat shit?
"I make my own cat myself!" He was still brooding about the matter of naming it just now.

"You go."

"I dont go."

"Are you going or not?" Bai Yueling stared at him, electric sparks burst out from her fingertips.

Jiang Qiao was indignant: "Aside from threatening me, what else would you do!"

"Don't you like to eat feces? You can eat such stinky things, so it's up to you to deal with cat excretion."

Jiang Qiao was stunned for a while before realizing that she was talking about snail noodles.

"That's not shit."

He looked at Bai Yueling's eyes like a fool, and suddenly felt that his explanation was very pale.

It's like shit-flavored chocolate, and chocolate-flavored shit, no matter which one you eat, you can't tell.

Completely misunderstood.

Jiang Qiao was close to the cat's nest, and the clean towel was stained with half-dried and half-thin filth, and an indescribably special stench rushed straight to his forehead, almost knocking him out.

"Hey, it's disgusting."

He held his breath, and took off the top layer of towel with a look of disgust. Fortunately, the kittens were not contaminated, otherwise, they would have to be bathed.

He rushed into the bathroom in a hurry, washed the towel, washed his hands, and then used a half-wet paper towel to wipe the white cat, oh, now Shouxi wiped his ass.

"I'll just say you can do it." Fairy Bai gave her an appreciative look.

Jiang Qiao looked at her with resentment: "You have raised the cat, so I'll do the dirty work, right?"

"Ruzi can be taught."

"I can teach you!"

Jiang Qiao didn't want to talk to her. If he couldn't beat her now, he would have to give her a good spanking.

He walked towards the sofa, Bai Yueling looked at him vigilantly: "Don't come here."

It was like looking at a lump of Ollie.

"I washed it clean! If you don't believe me, smell it, your hands smell like soap!"

He stretched out his hand, and what greeted him was a crackling electric current.

Jiang Qiao's twitching mouth dripped with blue saliva, and he couldn't help being a little annoyed after he recovered.

"Three times, today you have already called me three times!"

"You asked for it." She said naturally.

"Are you a clean freak?"

"???"

"Pooping and peeing is part of the rhythm of life, so we should treat it with a normal heart."

"My immortal body has been transparent for a long time, and I am not stained with dust."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

If you can't beat and beat, you can't talk and talk, forget it.

"Tell you something not very good. The two kittens may be sick. The normal stool should be dry. The name you chose doesn't seem to work."

Bai Yueling frowned slightly. She checked and found that although she was young and weak, she was not yet ill.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her, and continued: "However, you don't have to worry. Maybe you just left the cat mother and changed your living environment, so there was a stress reaction. Let's observe first."

"Look, I said that you will definitely raise a cat, and I will leave it to you, that's right."

Jiang Qiao was speechless for a moment.

He can know this because he just checked it on Baidu on his mobile phone in the bathroom. It also says that every time the kitten eats, you can use a cotton swab to stimulate its chrysanthemum to promote excretion regularly and avoid pollution.

Bai Yueling ignored him and started to fiddle with the herbs he picked.

After sorting it out, she took it to the bathroom to wash off the sand and sand, and then sorted them into plates one by one.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Qiao just opened the alliance, planning to masturbate before finishing cooking.

"Open the furnace to make alchemy." Fairy Bai had a very serious face.

"Alchemy?"

Jiang Qiao immediately became interested. He watched immortal alchemy up close with a mortal body. He is No. 1, right?
Taking a closer look, several plates were filled with Houttuynia cordata, bamboo shoots of unknown species, brightly colored mushrooms, and two black stones with roots that looked a bit like ginseng. He didn't know the other kinds of flowers and plants at all.

"These things can make alchemy?" Jiang Qiao didn't believe it.

We all know that the brighter the mushroom, the more poisonous it is.

"It's also the first time I've seen many herbal medicines, but the years are too short, so I can only feel the weak medicinal properties. As for whether they can be made into pills, I can't say for sure. I have to try first." Bai Yueling hesitated and then slowly road.

"I have goji berries and red dates, do you want them?"

Jiang Qiao tried to say that he suspected that Bai Yueling was stewed in a pot, and there was no so-called Dan Fang at all.

"want."

Fairy Bai looked up at her with a puzzled expression: "However, why do you have such a thing?"

"Young people nowadays start to hold thermos cups at a young age. Of course, the health-preserving tools such as wolfberries and red dates cannot be let go."

She nodded, with admiration on her face: "That's right, I didn't expect you to have such thoughts. You are weak in Yin and kidney, and drinking wolfberry water often can really nourish your qi and nourish your kidneys."

Jiang Qiao opened the coffee table drawer, took out two packs of wolfberries and red dates, and handed them to her: "You can take as much as you want, but, are you really going to take that poisonous mushroom for alchemy?"

"That's Yang Lingzhi."

Jiang Qiao's breathing was stagnant, and he still suffered from being uneducated after all.

Bai Yueling sighed faintly: "It's just a pity that the meat crown is only the size of a palm and has grown for less than ten years, otherwise the medicinal properties would be even stronger."

"I want you to help me." She looked at Jiang Qiao.

A few question marks floated on Jiang Qiao's forehead: "I don't know how to make alchemy, how can I help you?"

"I don't know how to use your kitchen yet, so I say you do it!"

"No, you are making alchemy in the kitchen?"

Jiang Qiao seemed to be frightened. How could this be different from what was described in the novel?Shouldn't it be using Samadhi real fire, alchemy furnace, and supplemented by spiritual power?What about the Immortal Emperor?
"if not?"

"There was once Emperor Yan's alchemy skills that were superb and unparalleled. Any medicinal material could be refined into the original medicinal liquid in his hands, and then condensed into pills. There are many people who yearn for it." He said seriously.

"But I don't have a strange fire, nor a pill furnace, only the kitchen." Bai Yueling remained expressionless.

"Hey, okay."

Jiang Qiao's pretense failed, and she forgot that she had read a part of "Fights Break Sphere" in a bookstore before.

"Tell me first how you want to do it?"

"Yanglingzhi takes one tael of meat crown, volcanic rock and a half taels of ground powder, medlar four taels and four qian, red jujube one tael and five qian, wild ginseng only takes half a qian of root, green Ling bamboo shoot slices three liang, Houttuynia cordata five Money, little Tai Sui one money..."

While listening to her in a daze, Jiang Qiao looked for the corresponding herbs on the plate, and some names that he had never heard of could barely be matched.

"For other medicinal materials, you just ask me to slice, grind, and weigh them."

He picked up a black stone and stared at her.

"But how do you want me to get half fans of this thing?"

(End of this chapter)