Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 33
Thank you [Braised Quail Eggs] for the reward, don’t treat me like a human being tonight, you are my god of war.

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"Sorry, I didn't think well."

Bai Yueling took the volcanic rock from his hand, and gently broke it off with just two fingers. The truncated surface of the volcanic rock was as smooth as a mirror.

Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded. As expected of a fairy, the saying of being invincible in the world is not just talking. With this hand, it is not a problem to hit a hundred lightning bolts and five consecutive whips.

He decided to treat her better in the future. After all, a flesh and blood body is not as hard as a rock. If she missed that time, maybe he would be disabled for life.

As Fairy Bai crushed it with her fingers, fine, sandy powder fell from her palm, and Jiang Qiao's eyes yanked violently. Is this woman's hand strength a little too perverted?

"This is almost half a tael of volcanic stone powder." She said lightly.

Jiang Qiao nodded, then ran downstairs and carried an electronic scale up. All the medicinal materials were weighed to the nearest gram.

Putting the medicinal materials on the display screen can directly give the weight. After seeing it, Bai Yueling couldn't help but secretly nodded. These mortal utensils are very simple and practical, and it is the omnipotent science that changes everything.

"The medicinal materials are ready, what's next?"

"Yang Lingzhi and Qingling bamboo shoots are first put into the furnace, smoldering for a quarter of an hour on a low fire until the medicinal liquid is brewed, then put in wolfberry fruit, red dates, Houttuynia cordata, calcined into ashes in a high fire, and finally put in Xiao Tai Sui and volcanic stone powder , Roasting on medium fire for an hour, if there is any fragrance of dandelion in the process, then quickly change to calcination on high fire, and finally the condensed pills are round and yellowish, bitter in taste, and have the energy effect of condensing gas."

Jiang Qiao saw that what she said was serious, but the problem came, what if there is no alchemy furnace?
"There are pressure cookers, rice cookers, electric hot pots, frying pans, casserole pots, and air fryers at home. What kind of pot do you want?" He pointed to the cooking utensils in the kitchen and introduced them one by one.

Bai Yueling frowned slightly. There are all kinds of kitchen utensils, and to be honest, none of them look like alchemy furnaces. A qualified alchemy furnace has flues, water channels, feeding inlets, residue outlets, etc.

Right now, only the pressure cooker seems to be a bit like it.

"That's it." She pointed to the pressure cooker.

"you sure?"

Jiang Qiao looked suspicious. He hadn't heard of the function of making alchemy in a pressure cooker.

Bai Yueling hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

Jiang Qiao finally washed the pressure cooker that hadn't been used for a long time, and then put the medicinal materials into the pot one at a time in order. Before closing the lid, he asked, "Do you want to add water?"

"No, the elixir is the concentrated essence of medicinal materials, adding water is useless."

Jiang Qiao became more and more suspicious of whether the pressure cooker could really make medicine. If no water was added, wouldn't it be burnt into coke if the fire was fierce?

However, seeing how confident she is...

Well, it should be right to listen to the fairy.

Cover, put on the stove, turn on the fire, and smolder on low heat for 15 minutes.

"Is this considered a small fire?" Jiang Qiao asked her after turning the knob to the smallest size.

"Not bad, a very convenient fire control treasure."

Fairy Bai once again lamented the magic of scientific equipment, and even the temperature of the flame can be perfectly controlled.

Many monks who have just entered the immortal path are making alchemy for the first time, either their spiritual power is not enough to support alchemy, or the heat is not well controlled, which leads to the failure of alchemy.

She thought about the industrialized assembly line production that Jiang Qiao had mentioned before, if he had enough raw materials and knew the whole alchemy process, wouldn't it mean that ordinary people here could continuously alchemy?

Creating immortal masters in batches is indeed a civilization that cannot be underestimated!

Jiang Qiao stared intently at the pressure cooker. Although the fairy endorsed it, he was still worried that the pressure cooker would burst.

Minutes and seconds passed, and the air pressure valve of the pressure cooker didn't even emit steam, but there wasn't any burnt smell either.

"Drip!"

Xiao Ai told the time accurately.

"It's 15 minutes!"

Jiang Qiao's spirit was shaken, and he quickly turned on the pressure cooker. A strange smell of gas came out and filled the entire kitchen.

I didn't see the liquid medicine, but the parts where the Ganoderma lucidum and lettuces were in contact with the bottom of the pot tended to be carbonized. The white outline around that circle was probably the liquid medicine, but it had been boiled dry now.

"What about the medicine?"

Jiang Qiao turned his head and looked at her expressionlessly.

Bai Yueling was slightly embarrassed, why is this first step different from what she described.

After pondering for a moment, she slowly said: "It may be that the temperature is not up to the standard, and the medicinal liquid has not been fully tempered."

Jiang Qiao almost believed in her evil. This is obviously because the liquid medicine has been evaporated, okay?

"You really don't want to add water?"

"No." She insisted.

"I have practiced Taoism for thousands of years, and I have made countless alchemy times. Even nine-turn elixir has been produced several times, not to mention that this is just an unpopular elixir. You believe me."

"So now go directly to the second stage?"

"Yes."

He gritted his teeth and threw wolfberries, red dates, and Houttuynia cordata into the pressure cooker, which needed to be calcined on medium heat for two hours. As for the final fire, he was not sure if his pressure cooker could survive until then.

Half an hour later, there was a burning smell coming from the pressure cooker.

"Danxiang is overflowing?" Jiang Qiao sat on the sofa and stared at Bai Yueling with an increasingly hostile expression.

How crazy is his brain to think that the pressure cooker can really make alchemy, this woman is crazy by herself, but he is also crazy with her.

"Maybe... maybe the fragrance of this elixir is a bit special?"

Fairy Bai, who has been refining the elixir for a lifetime, is also a little unconfident: "Why don't we wait?"

Jiang Qiao couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, but he still couldn't help nodding when he thought of her true identity.

"Then wait."

An hour later, black smoke began to emerge from the pressure cooker, and an indescribable smell filled the entire room. The smell of burnt paste mixed with the stench was like a biological weapon.

At this point, even a fool can see the failure of alchemy.

Jiang Qiao believes that the pressure cooker can produce elixir, he is a dog!
He ran into the kitchen in a hurry, turned off the fire immediately, opened all the doors, windows, and the range hood, and then slowly poured water on the pressure cooker. After cooling down, he slowly opened the lid.

A puff of foul-smelling black smoke came out instantly, smelling worse than cat feces.

Fairy Bai held her breath and covered her face. After the black smoke dissipated, Jiang Qiao looked at the several herbs that had been completely rotten into coal at the bottom of the pot, and was speechless.

"Immortal Emperor Tangtang even failed to refine the unqualified elixir. If you say it is poison, I will believe it."

Bai Yueling's breathing stagnates.

The operation procedure was correct, but she couldn't figure out what went wrong, it seemed that something was wrong from the beginning.

"Alchemy is a process of continuous improvement. A temporary failure doesn't mean anything. I think we can try again." She said righteously.

"Again?"

Jiang Qiao seemed to be frightened.

"If you want to do it yourself, I won't play anymore!"

If he continued to play, he was afraid that the kitchen would explode.

Bai Yueling pouted, and walked into the kitchen alone, she had memorized the usage of the natural gas stove.

Alchemy is currently the only way she can suppress her inner demons. If she really can't achieve alchemy, she can only rely on Jiang Qiao in the end.

　Thanks for the [Braised Quail Eggs] reward of 103000 starting coins, Yuyu, you are my god of war!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)