Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 35
Fuck, just found out my wife left the heat on while washing the dishes and nearly set the kitchen on fire.

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"Double kill!"

"Triple kill!"

"Quadra kill!"

"Penta kill!"

Rows of 666 appeared in the chat bar. With the explosion of crystals on the opposite side, Fairy Bai won the Black Iron III qualifying match very easily, which seemed easier than hitting a human machine.

"Is this a win?"

Jiang Qiao nodded heavily. This is the first time he played a game like this. Is this the reaction speed of the Immortal Emperor?
He suddenly found that his promotion match seemed to be saved.

This fairy is not in vain!
"To be honest, their cultivation is a bit weak, not as fast as my sword." Bai Yueling said.

Jiang Qiao: "You are a contemporary swordsman, how can your enemy be as good as you."

Fairy Bai is proud.

"The game is over, can you teach me some modern alchemy techniques now?" She asked, her big eyes were eager to learn.

Jiang Qiao mused, "If you want to understand modern alchemy, you must first understand what chemistry is."

Bai Yueling sat upright, assuming a listening posture.

Jiang Qiao then closed the game and searched for the basic concepts on Baidu.

"Chemistry is a kind of natural science. It mainly studies the composition, properties, structure and changes of substances at the molecular and atomic levels, and creates new substances."

Bai Yueling doesn't understand atoms and molecules, but creating new substances is already a powerful method.

"In the past, people called it alchemy or alchemy, but in modern society, we call it chemistry. Maybe you have heard of the fairy method of turning stones into gold. In our opinion, the principle is chemical reaction."

Bai Yueling half-understood, this chemistry seems to be omnipotent.

Jiang Qiao simply opened Station B and searched for [Junior High School Chemistry Experiment]. At the opening, transparent sodium hydroxide was dropped into a sky-blue copper sulfate solution test tube to form a blue precipitate.

He pressed pause and asked, "Do you understand?"

Fairy Bai shook his head slowly, Jiang Qiao slowed down by 0.5 times and played again, and the process of forming the blue precipitation became clear.

"Two different reagents come into contact with each other to form another new substance. The alchemy you are talking about is also in different environments, allowing the extracted medicinal liquid to mix and react, and finally form a elixir. This process is a chemical reaction."

Fairy Bai knows it all.

"You mean, if I can directly extract the liquid medicine and react to a certain degree, I can make a pill?"

Jiang Qiao nodded, and he found another video about modern biopharmaceuticals for Fairy Bai.

Tons of medicinal raw materials are put into the equipment, and after a series of complicated processes of refining, extraction, fusion, and packaging, a steady stream of finished pills are manufactured.

"This is the way our modern people make medicine. We have long abandoned the traditional alchemy process and adopted mechanized assembly line production, which is more efficient. Thanks to this, people's diseases can be cured."

Speaking of which, Jiang Qiao is very proud that he was born in a flower grower, a large number of medicines are included in the medical insurance, and the state has paid almost everything for the people.

Bai Yueling was greatly shocked when she saw it. Compared to her, her alchemy skills were too low-level.

"How can I use chemical alchemy?"

Her proud temperament was inexplicably weaker, and the achievements of these mortals would always surprise her.

"Do you know the specific ingredients of those medicinal materials?"

Bai Yueling shook her head.

"Do you know what kind of nutrients are in different medicinal materials?"

Bai Yueling shook her head again.

"It's right if you don't understand."

Jiang Qiao slowly explained: "Learning chemistry is not easy, and the actual process of refining medicine is also extremely troublesome. You need to understand the properties of medicine, the specific components of the medicine liquid, under what circumstances it will react, and so on. Experiment to explore, and finally use scientific proportions to provide chemical reaction conditions to achieve 100% alchemy."

"Is it necessary to go to school to acquire this knowledge?"

"of course."

Fairy Bai was suddenly unhappy. She didn't have an ID card, so she couldn't go to school.

"This matter cannot be rushed. Chemistry is a very profound subject. It is the exploration of countless great scientists from generation to generation, and the conclusion of laws has only been carried forward in the past few hundred years."

Hearing that it was only a few hundred years, Bai Yueling became happy again. She has a long life, so she is afraid that she will not learn it?The only variable is his own demons.

Thinking of certain things, she sighed, mortals in this world don't work behind closed doors, and share any results, so the development of science is advancing with each passing day.

Unlike Ziweixing, each alchemy master keeps his little alchemy recipes like treasures, and they don't pass them on to their disciples.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her, as if he understood what she was thinking.

"It doesn't take so long for modern people to learn chemistry. With the research of our predecessors, we only need to stand on the shoulders of giants and spend a few years to study thoroughly. The inheritance of this knowledge is learning."

"Then we..."

"But the premise is that you have an ID card!"

He hurriedly poured cold water on the excited Bai Fairy.

Jiang Qiao silently imagined that Bai Yueling was sitting with a group of primary school students in class, that scene was too grassy.

There was a trace of anger in Fairy Bai's indifferent eyes. ID card, ID card, ID card is required for everything. She is a majestic immortal emperor, and she has never felt so helpless.

"I don't care, you are my guardian, you must solve it for me!"

Hearing her playful tone, Jiang Qiao felt a little helpless.

He couldn't understand why this woman was so obsessed with modern knowledge if she didn't cultivate well.
"The ID card has to be done slowly, but if you need it, I can get all kinds of books for you."

"Then it's settled!"

After Bai Yueling finished speaking, she walked towards her room, she pushed open the door, hesitated for a second, then turned her head.

"Tonight, if my demon comes out again, you have to tell me what she did, and you are not allowed to hide anything!"

The corner of Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched, saying that he wouldn't go out tonight, who knew what that woman would do to him.

Hearing the bedroom door close gently, Jiang Qiao sighed and cleared the table.

In this information society, textbooks are easy to buy, but once she knows that the technology tree of this world has not reached the level she said, will it make her feel contemptuous and run amok from then on, out of control? ?
No, it must be delayed for a while.

After feeding the two kittens, she felt very contemptuous of Jiang Qiao, a woman who only knew how to adopt but didn't take care of her.

After everything was settled, it was past ten o'clock.

He walked into the bathroom with a change of clothes.

In the middle of the night, Jiang Qiao dreamed of a big devil in red clothes wantonly destroying the city, and all kinds of lethal weapons of human beings were useless to her.

Holding a magic sword in her hand, she chased and killed Jiang Qiao by cutting melons and vegetables all the way. The planes in the sky crashed like dumplings, and she even cut down satellites with one sword.

He woke up suddenly, and the door creaked open at this moment.

Jiang Qiao looked subconsciously and saw a pair of eyes shining red.

　Thanks to [Qingfeng Xianyu] for the reward of 500 starting coins, and thanks to [book friend 20210718155615330] for the reward of 500 starting coins.

　　
　
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