Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 34 34. The Samurai with the Sword Falls Down

"Failed again..."

Bai Yueling stared blankly at the pressure cooker that was constantly emitting black smoke. She couldn't figure out why it was so difficult to refine Qi Condensation Pill, which was just not popular.

When Jiang Qiao saw that she had made a mess of smoke in the kitchen, the corners of his eyes twitched violently. He thought that tonight's dinner would definitely not be ready, so he ran downstairs to make himself a bucket of instant noodles.

Anyway, if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry.

As for the kitchen, as long as she doesn't fry it.

Bang!
Suddenly there was a huge roar upstairs, the windows, the door, and the whole two-story building trembled.

Jiang Qiao became numb in an instant. What did he think?
Hope people are okay.

He hurriedly put down the instant noodles, ran upstairs, and saw a messy kitchen, scorched medicinal materials flying everywhere, the lid of the pot was severely deformed and fell to the ground, and the gas stove was also collapsed and distorted by the huge force.

Bai Yueling stood beside him at a loss, a few black fingerprints appeared on his fair face.

"The pot is fried." She looked at Jiang Qiao and said seriously.

Jiang Qiao almost spat out a mouthful of blood, needless to say, even a fool could see it.

But being able to blow up a pressure cooker is really a talent, you know, it is impossible to blow up that thing under normal circumstances.

"How are you? Are you injured?" He asked subconsciously.

Fairy Bai shook her head, her eyes flickering: "You...don't scold me?"

Jiang Qiao's face twitched fiercely. He wanted to scold him, but he couldn't.

If she gets annoyed, the loss is probably not a matter of a pot or a stove, but a hemiplegia.

He didn't want to spend the rest of his life in bed.

"I don't have a lot of money, as long as people are fine." Jiang Qiao took a deep breath, afraid that he might not be able to hold back his curse.

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment: "Although the material of the pot is not good, since I messed up the matter, I will compensate you for the loss in the future."

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes. The pot exploded. First of all, he blamed the bad material of the pot. As expected of you.

He took this as farting for the time being, oh, I forgot, fairies don't fart.

"You come out first, I'll clean up the kitchen, if you want to take a shower, go quickly."

"Oh……"

She walked into the bathroom with her clothes in her arms again. Fortunately, Jiang Qiao bought enough clothes for her.

He looked at the messy kitchen, all raw materials turned into coke.

Jiang Qiao sighed deeply. She was able to fry pots for the first time in the kitchen. No ordinary kitchen killer could compare to her.

I picked up a fairy, but I haven't gotten any benefits so far, but I have caused a lot of trouble.

After a while, Bai Yueling came out of the bathroom after taking a shower. She looked at Jiang Qiao with a solemn expression.

"Just now I have thought about it for a long time. Every link of alchemy has been deliberated. The reason for the failure may be that the medicinal materials are not old enough to refine the medicinal liquid."

She thought for a while and continued, "Next time, I'll see if I can dig up medicinal herbs that are more than a hundred years old."

"You still want to make alchemy?"

Jiang Qiao manipulated Yasuo to squirm among the soldiers, and took advantage of the gap to look up at her. Didn't this woman think that the reason for her failure might be something wrong with the pressure cooker?

"Well! No matter what, I have to suppress the demons."

"I suggest you try another alchemy furnace."

"do you have?"

Jiang Qiao's breathing was stagnant, and when he came back to his senses, he saw that the defensive tower on the opposite side got a blood, and there were countless question marks in the middle.

He took out his mobile phone and searched on Taobao, but all he found were incense burners or hand stoves, and there were no alchemy furnaces even on Taobao.

"I think the essence of alchemy is a chemical reaction. Perhaps, you can change your thinking."

"What's the reaction?"

"You can simply understand it as modern alchemy."

Jiang Qiao didn't even raise his head: "You wait until my game is over, and I'll explain it to you in detail."

Bai Yueling slowly sat down beside him, and the distance between the two was about a punch.

"what are you doing?"

"Playing games, uh, people in this era pass the time, a leisure way to entertain the spirit, see, this samurai holding a knife is controlled by me."

Jiang Qiao pointed at the screen, and suddenly a blind man came out from the grass in the river, R flashed QQ, and his screen instantly turned gray.

"The warrior with the knife has fallen." Bai Yueling said suddenly.

"Well, I'm dead."

Jiang Qiao solemnly turned into a canyon pianist, sent a few question marks to the jungler who was still playing F6, and then typed quickly.

"Will the jungler pick Ganoderma lucidum for your mother?"

Bai Yueling glanced twice: "What do you mean?"

"His mother may be seriously ill."

"In this case, pick a few more Ganoderma lucidum, fry slowly over a low heat, and take it internally."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He looked at his 0-7-0 record and fell into deep thought, he was going to be super ghost soon.

"Do you want to play?"

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly: "But I can't."

"I'll teach you. There are only 4 skills in total. It's very simple. This is Q. The effect is to slash the target once with the sword, and hit the target continuously. The next attack can send out a tornado, which can knock the enemy into the air. Haza!"

"This is W, which summons a wind wall in front of me, which can resist the opponent's long-range attack. This is E, Yasuo's happiest skill. As long as I get E fast enough, the question marks of my teammates can't catch up with me."

"The last skill is R, Absolute Breath Slash, as long as it lights up, press it, 欻欻歘!"

"Right-click on the floor to walk, and click on the target to cut people. The gameplay is to kill others before they kill you. It's very simple, right?"

Jiang Qiao demonstrated it seriously, and Bai Yueling nodded. Compared with the more complicated puppet mechanism, the operation is really not difficult.

He stepped aside and handed the mouse to her. Fairy Bai tried to click the mouse, Yasuo moved with it, she clicked again, and a few question marks immediately appeared in the spring water.

"Great play, leave them alone."

Fairy Bai feels novelty about all of this, she can make the warrior in the painting act according to her own will without spiritual power, is this also the power of technology?
"Go ahead, play casually, cut people when you see them, and at the same time, pay attention to avoiding other people's attacks."

Yasuo walked towards the middle lane like a lonely warrior with a silent face. Bai Yueling kept in mind not to let other people's attacks hit her. Jiang Qiao then saw what script-level positioning was. hide.

After a dazzled E to E to and fro, Lux on the opposite side put all her skills aside except for her basic attack.

"Hasa!"

"RRRRRR!"

"You have slain an enemy!"

Yasuo put the sword back into its sheath, and Bai Yueling controlled Yasuo to step on Lacus's body, with a serious expression on his face.

"I have avoided all the attacks as much as possible. Why can her light chase me? Fortunately, my sword is faster, or I would have been hit by her."

Jiang Qiao: "???"

If it wasn't for her being able to perform magic tricks, Jiang Qiao wondered if he had picked up a professional player.

……

(Yanzu, don't you want to water the seedlings of Nanfeng by all means?)
(End of this chapter)