Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 42
"No."

Jiang Qiao refused without any hesitation.

"I won't hand you over, and I won't let you leave, so you should die."

He has made such a big mess here, and he doesn't know what troubles it will cause if he goes outside. For the sake of social harmony and stability, he decided to sacrifice his life to feed the demon.

"But……"

"There's nothing wrong with it. Don't talk about it anymore. I won't agree. I'm your protector. I have the final say on mortal affairs."

Bai Yueling hugged Fu Lu Shou Xi in her arms, heard his resolute tone, opened her mouth, and the words she wanted to say finally turned into a sigh.

Jiang Qiao stood up and walked into the kitchen: "What would you like to have for lunch?"

Bai Yueling blinked at him: "Steamed Lingyu, Nine Treasures Immortal Rice, Hundred Brewed Lotus Jelly, Yulu..."

"..."

He looked over speechlessly.

"Did you deliberately tease me? If you have the ability, you can bring me the ingredients, so that you know that there is no dish in the world that a rabbit from a flower grower can't cook! Just taste what Xianzhen tastes like."

"When my cultivation level recovers, it's nothing to worry about!" Bai Yueling said with a serious face.

After all, Jiang Qiao didn't care about her anymore, and he could eat whatever he liked, anyway, she was just a pendant who ate and drank.

He opened the refrigerator and found some green beans and green peppers in it. He took another piece of meat and thawed it. At noon, he ate shredded pork with green peppers, dry-stir-fried green beans, tomato and egg soup.

Bai Yueling hugged Fu Lu and leaned against the door to watch him busy: "Do you want me to help?"

"Hey, eat and drink for free and live for nothing, and suddenly your conscience found out?" He continued to choose green beans without looking up.

"Mmmmmm." Fairy Bai blushed slightly.

Isn't it true that my own arrival not only didn't help at all, but made his life a mess.

He blew up the mobile phone, the kitchen, and the monitoring equipment successively, and made him spend a lot of money to buy a lot of things for himself. Now it's good, the business has been ruined for him.

Cutting off one's wealth is like killing one's parents.

It's not that Bai Yueling doesn't understand this truth.

But Jiang Qiao didn't blame her at all, and gave her a lot of help. This mortal... Well, he has a little bit of importance in her heart.

Jiang Qiao took some of the green beans and taught her how to choose vegetables.

"This thing is called green beans. Just like me, cut off the corners at both ends, and this tendon should also be removed, otherwise it will affect the taste."

"Is that so?"

"Well, yes, smart."

Bai Yueling was a little proud, the life of ordinary people didn't seem to be very difficult.

Fulu Shouxi's two kittens ran over to play with the green beans on the ground. She looked at Jiang Qiao's profile and suddenly said, "Jiang Qiao, you won't let me go, are you afraid that I won't pay you back?"

"That's just part of it," he explained dryly, muttering.

"What about the other part?"

"The country is prosperous and the society is stable. You are an unstable factor. I have to watch it."

"It means that you are still afraid that I will mess around by myself?"

Jiang Qiao nodded: "You know the demon problem very well. You can't solve it now. Besides, you said that if you can't suppress it, let me influence her in the end."

"Sacrifice your life to feed demons?" Bai Yueling smiled.

Jiang Qiao had a strange look on his face. He somehow thought of some scenes.

"Cough... Well, if necessary, it's not impossible."

He blushed and muttered softly, then re-entered the kitchen with a basket of vegetables.

"Jiang Qiao, do you want me to cook for you?"

"Do you know?"

Fairy Bai shook her head slightly: "I can try to learn."

"Don't."

Thinking of the alchemy process last night, Jiang Qiao's face darkened, "I'm afraid you'll blow up my kitchen again."

"Oh."

Bai Yueling returned to the living room, so she had no choice but to play with the two kittens again.

She suddenly discovered that since she lost the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and was unable to cultivate, the days of doing nothing were actually more boring than the days of retreating.

It's no wonder that mortals in this world can tinker with so many things for leisure and entertainment.

Seeing that she was really bored, Jiang Qiao wiped it off, and walked over to turn on his computer.

"If you feel that you have nothing to do, just play games for me, just in time."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly, that game seemed to be interesting, controlling the virtual character to fight more or less made her regain a bit of dignity as an immortal emperor.

So...

Jiang Qiao was cooking in the kitchen, Fairy Bai was killing crazy in the canyon, triple kills, big kills, super kills, super god game sound effects were constantly coming from the living room.

He suddenly felt, did he delay the rise of a world champion?

About half an hour later, Jiang Qiao brought two dishes and one soup to the table, and Bai Yueling just finished the second round. With a record of 23 kills, 0 deaths and 4 assists, he won the MVP and successfully advanced to Black Iron III.

"If we continue to play like this, it's no longer a dream to become the king in the first district." Jiang Qiao said with emotion.

"Who is the king? Why do you want to fuck him?" Fairy Bai asked back.

"Uh... the highest level of this game, you can understand it as the highest level that is different from ordinary people."

"Is it strong?"

He nodded very seriously: "Very strong. In comparison, your enemies just now are a bunch of mobs! Their operation and reaction speed can be said to be the world's top existence."

Fairy Bai was eager to try what he said: "How can I meet them? I want to meet for a while."

Jiang Qiao thought for a moment.

"Do you know the ladder? Those people are standing at the top of the pyramid. You just need to go up step by step. When you reach a certain level, you will naturally meet them."

Bai Yueling nodded thoughtfully.

"I'll talk about this issue later, the king is not so easy to win, let's eat and eat first."

Jiang Qiao set the chopsticks, she sat opposite, looked at the extremely greasy dish in front of her, frowned slightly, the taste was not very good, on the contrary, it was a bit pungent.

"What's wrong? Not to your taste?"

"The oily smell is too heavy, salty and spicy. If you eat it for a long time, it is not suitable for longevity."

Fairy Bai looked at Jiang Qiao with serious eyes: "In the future, you can no longer eat these vegetables. You must fast lightly like me, in order to be healthy and live a long life."

Jiang Qiao couldn't help rolling his eyes, picked up a chopsticks of shredded pork with green peppers and fed it into his mouth, and then took a big mouthful of rice with delight.

"I understand the truth, but I am a carnivore and I am not a monk. Why do I have to eat grass all day like a rabbit."

"If you don't take care of your body, you will die."

Jiang Qiao was expressionless: "You said last time that I can live to be 90 years old, I am so satisfied."

Bai Yueling's breathing stagnates. Why doesn't this guy eat oil, salt, and hard food? He knows it's a bad habit, but he doesn't know how to change it.

As his own guardian, he is so unmotivated.

She was a little angry.

Bai Yueling took a deep breath, as if she had made up her mind.

"Didn't you always want to learn how to cultivate immortals? I'll teach you."

　Thanks to [the book contains gold and bugs] for the 2000 starting coins, and thanks to [TBking] for the 1500 starting coins.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)