Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 43 43. Do you want to go back with me?
"Didn't you always want to learn how to cultivate immortals? I'll teach you."

Jiang Qiao's eyes lit up, he put down his chopsticks, and rubbed his hands together hastily.

"The kind that Yu Jian flies?"

Fairy Bai thought for a while and nodded slightly.

"According to the laws of the world in this world, after about 80 or 200 years, if you can practice Qi to a small degree, and if you practice fast, you should be able to successfully control your sword after [-] years."

Jiang Qiao's body froze, and the smile on his face slowly froze.

Isn't this shit?

One hundred and eighty years later, he has already turned into a pile of loess, Yu Jianfei is afraid that there is no hope in this life.

"Isn't there any quick way for me?"

"Have."

Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently: "You have a good sense of understanding. If you can find a blessed place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, where you can eat a simple meal every day and devote yourself to cultivating the Tao, it will probably be... 30 years earlier."

Jiang Qiao: "..."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if this immortal doesn't cultivate."

Doesn't it mean staying away from games, gourmet food, fan dramas, and seductive pictures...

As a modern person, it is absolutely impossible to live without a mobile phone and a computer.

Bai Yueling was slightly taken aback, why is this person so impatient?And rejected her personal teaching?

In Ziweixing, I don’t know how many people are willing to listen to her preaching lectures. In the past, even her registered disciples could travel the world and look down on one side.

"When will you be greedy for pleasure all day long?" She frowned.

"I didn't expect anything to happen. I've already laid down. Otherwise, why would I go to the mountains to open a shop? There are so many talented people in the world, and I'm not missing any of them."

Jiang Qiao took the last bite of his meal leisurely, leaned back in his chair and burped.

Bai Yueling was very puzzled by these words.

Tian Xingjian, the gentleman is self-improvement.

But this guy actually just wants to be a useless person who eats and waits to die.

Really careless, how could I ask him to be a guardian.

"You don't understand. The vast majority of people in this era pay attention to investment and returns. They have worked hard for a hundred years to practice Taoism, but they are easily shot down. Who wants to do this kind of loss-making business? In the end, the times have changed. "

Jiang Feiren Qiao took a piece of dental floss and slowly picked his teeth. Thinking that the descriptions in those novels about cultivating immortals were really harmful, he couldn't help humming twice, and continued.

"In modern society, everyone lives and works in peace and contentment. Old people have something to depend on, young people have something to grow up with, and the widowed and lonely are all taken care of. They can live a life of carefree life. Who will make themselves so tired."

Bai Yueling's frowning brows were slowly loosened, but she had forgotten that the lives of ordinary people in the two worlds are fundamentally different, one suffering and the other happy, so their moods are naturally different.

"But even so, in the future, the dishes you cook should not be heavy in oil, heavy in salt, too spicy, and...you can't eat the smelly ones!"

"why?"

Bai Yueling thought for a long time, then slipped out a sentence through the gap between her teeth.

"You choked on me."

Jiang Qiao: "???"

"If you don't accept it, I'll shock you." Fairy Bai looked extremely serious.

"..."

He wants to cry but has no tears, woo woo woo, can't eat delicious food, the greatest happiness is gone.

After eating, the dining table and the kitchen were cleaned up. Now that there is no business to do, Jiang Qiao slumped on the sofa in a state of boredom, holding a pillow in his arms and staring at the ceiling in a daze.

After Fulu and Shouxi gradually became familiar with the environment in the living room, they began to take risks everywhere, climbing onto the sofa for a while, jumping up and down on him for a while, playing hide-and-seek games around them.

"What about in the afternoon? What are you going to do?" Bai Yueling asked him.

"There's nothing to do."

Jiang Qiao rested his hands on the back of his head: "Actually, opening a shop every day is quite tiring, and it happens to be a rest during this time."

Hearing this, Bai Yueling's eyelids twitched slightly, and almost couldn't hold back from beating him up.

This guy is good at everything, but he is shameless. Over the years, he has never seen a simpler and easier job than him. Going to work is just playing games to collect money, so he is tired?

"Actually, I was thinking about a question."

"what is the problem?"

Jiang Qiao sighed: "The family doesn't have much food left, and Fairy Peak will be closed for how long. Should I go home and hide for a while, and then come back and reopen the store after this thing is over."

"Your home... is in the city?" Fairy Bai asked tentatively.

"Well, the old house was demolished, and the government paid for two houses, one for my parents and one for me. It's a house that ordinary people can only afford after working hard for most of their lives. I have it in a daze."

Jiang Qiao had a melancholy face and spread his hands: "Without the pressure of life, naturally there will be no motivation for work. I just didn't want to hear my parents nagging in my ears all the time, so I ran to the mountain."

"That... you go with me?" He looked over.

Bai Yueling remained silent. To be honest, she had a bad impression of the city. There were cameras everywhere, too many people, smoky air, and serious environmental pollution. More importantly, she didn't quite get used to the steel jungle.

She pursed her lips: "Then you go by yourself, I will stay here, and I don't need to eat, and I can maintain my basic life by relying on food, so there is no need to worry."

Jiang Qiao's breath stopped. During this period of time, he was used to having her company in his life. If he really wanted to separate the two places, even if it was only temporarily, he would reject it in his heart.

"Hey, I just said it casually. As I said, I have to watch you... your demon, for the sake of social stability, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell." He looked serious.

"Didn't you say that there is no food left at home?" Fairy Bai asked back.

Jiang Qiao smiled indifferently: "It's okay, I'll go to the city sometime and buy everything I need."

Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment, and said slowly: "Actually, there is no need to be so troublesome. If you are homesick, you can go back. I have set up restrictions at home. Once the demon dares to step out of this building, I will forcefully wake up." .”

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was inexplicably relieved, at least she didn't have to worry that after she repeatedly rejected her demons, she couldn't wait to forcefully seduce other men.

"You go, don't worry about me, I'm not going anywhere, I'll just wait here for your return." Bai Yueling said seriously.

Jiang Qiao felt a bit of a toothache, and he ran out of reasons. How should he explain it to this woman.

I'm just a bitch, so I shouldn't have asked to go home.

"It's not impossible for me to go back. It's just that the matter of your jumping off the mountain has not been resolved. I'm worried that the police will come to your door again. You know, your troubles are now known to everyone..."

Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly, and walked towards the stairs: "That's it, I'm going back, if you really need something, you can call me, but they are a little difficult to deal with."

Bai Yueling looked hesitant, she was good at cultivating immortals, but she really didn't know how to deal with the world.

"Jiang Qiao, you are my protector, I think you should stay now."

Someone was overjoyed and stopped walking down the stairs immediately.

"Okay, since you have said so, I will reluctantly stay and help you through the current difficulties."

Bai Yueling glanced at her suspiciously, why did he always feel that this guy did it on purpose?
　Thanks to [Moe Lord Zhanyue Cup Shadow] for the reward of 1000 starting coins.

　　
　
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