Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 56

Wu Youcai looked at his little boy with a hesitant expression on his face.

"What's the matter? Tell me."

"Do you still remember the drama "Love Through Time and Space" we watched when we were young? Recently, I was bored and flipped through the other side. You said that Xiaowanzi brought Zhu Yunqi to modern times. How can he live in modern society without an ID card?" ?”

"Ask this question to the police station. Why are you asking me? I thought you were going to say that you have been kicked out of your house and have nowhere to go now. Let me give you a place to live, that's all?"

Jiang Qiao dipped a cotton swab in water and moistened his mouth: "If it was you, how would you solve it?"

"Looking for a relationship, sending money, if this can't be done, it must be that the money is not enough." Mr. Qian said carelessly.

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes, well, it's a waste of time to ask.

He will think of a way to deal with the ID card, at least he will not do anything illegal.

"Okay, I'll see you here today, and when you leave the hospital, my brothers will arrange a table for you."

Jiang Qiao originally wanted to say hello to the white coat, but there was still a distance between the outpatient department and the inpatient department. He should be busy at this time, so after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

Riding a small electric donkey to the vegetable market to buy a lot of seasonal fruits and vegetables, Fairy Bai doesn't eat much meat, so he just bought a crucian carp as a symbol, which can make a bowl of snow-white fish soup tonight.

Then I went to a pet store and bought a bag of tofu cat litter, cat litter box, goat milk powder, and ointment to supplement nutrition for kittens.

By the time we got back to the mountain, it was already noon.

"I am back."

"So fast?" Bai Yueling didn't turn her head, she was still playing the game.

Jiang Qiao kept putting fruits and vegetables in the refrigerator. When Fu Lu Shouxi saw the closed litter box on the floor, he jumped in and climbed out again, having a great time playing.

"The archers in your world are really weak. They don't have the ability to fight in close quarters. I shot so many arrows at the opponent, but he just hit him twice and died."

After the screen turned gray again, Bai Yueling turned her head and complained.

"what?"

Jiang Qiao walked over and took a look. Fairy Bai probably had bad luck with this weapon. Yasuo was banned, and she randomly chose a woman with a bow and arrow. She was beaten 0-7 by Jie in the middle.

He nodded approvingly: "Yes, even a support can easily bully the ADC in the early stage."

"You come to play."

"I can't play, Han Bing needs at least a three-piece suit if he wants to have the ability to fight a team. When you develop, the game will be over long ago, and you are still in the middle lane. Without auxiliary protection, you can only be solo killed infinitely. If you want to scrape Sha, you won't be given a chance .”

Jiang Qiao decisively surrendered, and if he continued to fight, he would not only torture his teammates, but himself as well.

"Go wash your hands and prepare to eat."

Bai Yueling looked puzzled: "Didn't you start doing it yet?"

"It's too late to make lunch now, I brought a quick snack from the city."

While she was washing her hands, Jiang Qiao made a litter box and placed it in the corner of the balcony. From now on, he would no longer have to worry about Fu Lu Shou Xi being strewn everywhere. He would get up every morning to shovel shit and it would be done.

Cat litter is definitely one of the most convenient inventions in the world.

The so-called fast food is KFC, hamburgers, chicken drumsticks, chicken rolls, chicken popcorn, and French fries. Considering that Fairy Bai may not like to eat, so many things are enough for two people.

Although this stuff is advertised as junk food, but if I don't eat it for a period of time, my mouth will be hungry again.

Bai Yueling lightly sniffed the hamburger in front of her. Vegetables and meat were sandwiched between two pieces of bread. She frowned slightly.

"Why, don't you like it?" Jiang Qiao picked up the hamburger and took a big bite, eating with satisfaction.

"It smells a little strange, as if... the oil used has been fried hundreds of times."

Jiang Qiao's body froze, and he stopped chewing immediately.

The hamburger in his hand suddenly tasted bad.

The problem of repeated use of inferior vegetable oil in the fast food industry is no secret to the working people.

It’s just that sometimes you know it, but you usually don’t think about the production process when you eat it. It’s just making yourself unhappy and affecting your appetite.

Fairy Bai couldn't open her mouth as wide as Jiang Qiao did, so she took a small bite of the bread and looked up at him, "Why don't you eat it?"

Jiang Qiao twitched his lips. This person didn't feel disgusted at all.

"I suddenly lost my appetite after you said it."

Bai Yueling still chewed in small mouthfuls: "The taste is really not very good, there are quite a lot of impurities. Ordinary people's long-term consumption will affect their health, but eating it once in a while is not harmful."

Hearing what the Emperor Xiandi said, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt that the hamburger in his hand was delicious again.

Bai Yueling only ate slices of bread and French fries. After dipping in tomato sauce, the sweet and sour taste was not bad.

"If you feel too tired, just drink this, you should like it." Jiang Qiao put the milk tea into a straw and handed it to her.

"What is this?" She looked at some black beads in the cup.

"Pearl milk tea, a national drink."

Bai Yueling looked surprised, is this guy too rich, or the pearls in this world are too cheap?Black pearls are eaten directly?By the way, can this stuff be eaten?

"It's not real pearls. It can be understood as a special food that girls like to drink." Jiang Qiao explained.

Fairy Bai nodded, took a few mouthfuls of the straw with her mouth in her mouth, the taste was sweet, the round beads were chewy, and the taste was not bad.

"How is it?" Jiang Qiao looked expectantly.

"Eat."

"..."

This evaluation is not very good.

Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently: "Say what you want to say, don't always hesitate to speak."

"Does the food in our world contain a lot of impurities in your opinion?"

She nodded lightly.

"Aren't you afraid that too many impurities will clog your meridians, sea of ​​qi, dantian and so on?"

"Why do you think so?"

Jiang Qiao asked awkwardly: "Look, what you eat has to be absorbed, but you...you don't go to the toilet, and the impurities accumulate in your body over time, won't it affect your cultivation?"

"The way of cultivating immortals, there is a saying that the body is like an oven. Even ore, I can decompose it into the purest substance." After a pause, she continued, "As long as I want."

Jiang Qiao let out a soft "tsk", meaning to break down all the impurities?

"If you like it, I'll get you something else to try next time."

Jiang Qiao took a sip of the Coke presented by KFC.

"The little fairies here always drink milk tea with taro balls, almonds, red beans, coconut fruit, sago, red rice, jelly jelly pudding and taro puree."

"Eight-treasure porridge?"

"Almost, but not the same thing."

Bai Yueling nodded and continued chewing on the pearls. After a while, she suddenly looked at Jiang Qiao.

"Master, should you teach me how to type today?"

(End of this chapter)