Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 58 58. The Vegetable Dog
Jiang Qiao exhausted his saliva and managed to explain clearly that this was an article about love, so there were many ambiguous sentences. After refreshing five or six times, he finally saw something different, which saved him from the painful electric shock. punishment.

"Hmph, even if I misunderstood you, you must have no good intentions! Don't even think about those messy thoughts."

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth with a bitter expression on his face, unable to express his suffering.

Bai Yueling followed the instructions on the screen to enter the subtitles. There were not many keys on the keyboard, and the positions were easy to remember. Compared with complicated sword moves, punching was much easier.

Back then, when she first learned swordsmanship, her master asked her to practice swordsmanship [-] times a day, and every move must be accurate to the nearest millimeter.

What's more, she is now in the realm of the unity of nature and man, and can perfectly control every inch of her flesh and blood, and her body and mind are one. It didn't take long for Jiang Qiao to hear the crackling sound of the keyboard, and her typing speed was not slow at all. For some professional typists.

Jiang Qiao hugged Fu Lu as if he had seen a ghost. This woman's learning ability is a little too strong. If ordinary people want this speed, how many years can they go up and down in the game?
Two hours later, Bai Yueling slowly withdrew his hands after taking a deep breath. In Jiang Qiao's eyes, that posture seemed to be a result of luck, and there was an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

"Master, now my typing speed is faster than yours, am I considered a teacher?" she asked.

Jiang Qiao looked at the 100% correct rate displayed by the Jinshan typing software and was speechless. He thought that no matter how talented she was, she would at least have to study for a while, but she didn't expect it to be so fast. It took less than an afternoon.

"Fast typing doesn't mean you can type. The important thing is whether you can type out what you want quickly." He still wanted to delay for a while.

Bai Yueling smiled mysteriously, put both hands on the keyboard, fingers flying up and down, making people dazzled.

"Yes, I firmly memorized the pinyin of each Chinese character when I was studying just now. I roughly calculated and learned a total of 4396 different Chinese characters. It should be enough for daily use."

Jiang Qiao was completely paralyzed. With his photographic memory and super learning ability, he really wanted to ask, are you a humanoid optical brain?
"Master?"

Jiang Qiao was helpless: "You showed me the actual operation, and you asked me what I was doing."

"So, I am a teacher?"

"Ah."

"Are you free to use the computer?"

"Ah."

Jiang Qiao nodded absent-mindedly. She had learned the greatest invention of modern times, and he suddenly felt that his advantages were gone in an instant.

Doesn't this mean that Bai Yueling can ask the computer if there is something he doesn't understand, and there is no need for him?
Jiang Qiao suddenly shuddered, which also meant that those lies of his would be exposed soon, if she googled them.

It should, probably, maybe, maybe it will be badly electrocuted, I hope people are okay.

Jiang Qiao glanced subconsciously. Bai Yueling didn't do anything else. He was still practicing typing at a leisurely pace, as if he was still consolidating his state.

"That, my..."

Before Yue Lingtu could utter a few words, she suddenly turned her head and stared back.

"What are you?"

"Uh... modern society pays attention to the combination of work and rest. You have studied for so long, I think you can play games to relax."

"Well, I see."

Still answering lightly, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt a sense of loss. This woman really doesn't need him anymore?
He ran to the corner, continued to stroke the heads of the two kittens, and muttered softly.

"Xiaoheixiaobai, your mother is so unfeeling. She picked you both up and refused to raise them. She has learned the skills and now she ignores others. It seems that the ancients did not deceive me. They taught the disciples to starve to death of the master. If I had known this, I should have saved it." of."

Bai Yueling glanced at him out of the corner of her eye, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly.

"Isn't there a computer under you? Do you want to play together?"

"You mean black?"

"Gang up?"

"It means playing online together."

"Okay." Fairy Bai nodded slightly.

Jiang Qiao threw the cat away and ran to the first floor happily.

Bai Yueling watched his back disappear, moved the mouse slowly to the upper right corner of the screen, clicked the red ×, then opened the browser, followed Jiang Qiao's example and entered in the search box:

"If a man treats you well for no reason"

After pressing search, a lot of content appeared on the screen.

She clicked on the first one.

[The vast majority of men will not treat you well for no reason, either they are greedy for your body, or they have other intentions. 】

Fairy Bai looked at the answer returned by the mysterious Du Niang, and fell into deep thought for a while.

That guy really has an impure mind.

……

Jiang Qiao logged into the game with his alt account and successfully added a large friend, but the alt account has not yet reached level 30, so he cannot play ranked for the time being.

Vegetable Dog: "My Moon Spirit Disciple."

Bai Yueling looked at the pop-up window, thought for a while, and then typed in the input box.

Daoist Jiang: "Jiang Qiao?"

Vegetable Dog: "It's just a teacher."

Daoren Jiang: "Don't bark, believe it or not, I'll call you?"

Vegetable Dog: "Aren't you cultivators the most particular about being a teacher for one day and a father for the rest of your life? So, you have to call me Dad in the future."

Jiang Qiao typed quickly. As long as he wasn't face to face, he wouldn't feel embarrassed at all after the things he didn't dare to say were turned into words.

Bai Yueling frowned. This guy has a bad stomach. He wanted to be her master at first, but now he wants to be her father?
Just why does it sound weird?

After she closed the previous page, she quickly checked it with Du Niang, and Jiang Qiao felt a chill down her spine for no reason.

Jiang Daoren: "You are dead!"

Vegetable Dog: "You...have you misunderstood something?"

Jiang Daoren: "Rogue!"

Vegetable Dog: "Hey, you must have misunderstood, I will explain to you later, I will pull you into the game first, you click √."

At the beginning of the match, Bai Yueling chose Yasuo in seconds, Jiang Qiao felt a little regretful, and planned to assist her in the bot lane, so he had to choose a sword master as a jungler, and planned to stay in the middle lane, so that she could feel what a master is love.

Three minutes into the game, after Jiang Qiao took the red and blue buffs, he hid in the grass in the river, but when he ran into the blind man on the opposite side, he squatted back and sent out a blood very smoothly.

The moment the screen turned gray, Jiang Qiao saw text appearing in the chat box.

Jiang Daoren: "Vegetable dog."

His body stiffened.

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(Sorry, Calvin, I can’t even write it out because I’m scratching my head. I’m going to update it temporarily today. I need to sort out the thoughts behind it. I will set up a story building in the comment area. Everyone can speak freely. I have a good story. Know how to use it, Yanzu is a mature reader, you have to learn to write books for yourself)
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