Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 69 69. You are much cuter than them
"...Otherwise, I have no choice but to cut it off forever."

Jiang Qiao's body froze, his lips twitched, and he wanted to quibble, but after serious consideration, he decided to forget it.

He can't afford to mess with this woman, who always solves the problem from the root cause.

Isn't it just sitting in meditation?It's not that it won't.

He obediently sat down beside Bai Yueling, crossing his legs with difficulty, causing his hips to hurt.

Taking advantage of the time to buy equipment on the return journey, Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly, and pressed his fingers on his body, and there were several clicking sounds.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Bai Yueling didn't care about Jiang Qiao's complaints. If he couldn't even sit in meditation, why would he talk about cultivating immortality?Cultivating immortals all the way, but if one is not careful, both body and spirit will be destroyed!
"When sitting in meditation, remember not to bow your back or bend your waist. You need to erect your spine, cross your legs, cross your feet, hold your shoulders open, hold your hands in the seal, keep your head centered, and tuck your jaw in. When sitting in meditation, you should close your eyes slightly and take a long breath."

Fairy Bai shook his head and forced him to correct his wrong posture.

Jiang Qiao groaned secretly in his heart, watching her enjoy the sitting meditation, how could it be so difficult for him when it was his turn?
"The pain is due to your poor posture, stiff muscles, unopened ligaments, deformed bones, and severe internal friction. It seems that I overestimated you before. If this continues, you will have at most 50 years to live."

"That's enough," Jiang Qiao muttered.

"If you want to die so much, I will slap you to die now, do you want to?"

His eyelids twitched: "In our country, murder is a serious crime!"

"Hmph, don't talk, practice hard for me, sit quietly for an hour every day, cooperate with me to teach you the breathing method, and it will not be difficult to keep fit and live to be a hundred years old."

Bai Yueling glared at him, then patted his quietly raised knee hard.

"Sigh~"

Jiang Qiao took a cold breath. He felt that this woman was deliberately torturing him.

"Sit up straight, don't try to be lazy! You can become a master only when you suffer hardships. Don't you want to cultivate immortality? This is the foundation."

While Bai Yueling easily won the triple kill in the team battle, he still didn't forget to look back to see if his posture was deformed.

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips. He knew that cultivating immortality was so difficult, so why would he cultivate immortality?Is it not good to live?
After only 5 minutes, Jiang Qiao couldn't take it anymore. There was a tearing pain in his hip, and his whole body began to go numb, trembling, and his forehead was sweating profusely.

"Can we call it a day today?" Jiang Qiao looked at the time, he had been meditating for an hour, and he was afraid that he would die suddenly.

Fairy Bai glanced back at his current state, her face was pale, and although her body was trembling badly, she still maintained the correct meditation posture.

"Hold on for another 5 minutes." She said slowly.

She could tell at a glance that Jiang Qiao's current limit was 8 minutes, and the extra 2 minutes were used to break through.

Jiang Qiao wants to cry but has no tears. Fairy Bai avenges her personal revenge. She is not human at all. She is the sister of the heart demon, with a warm heart, constant welfare, and a sweet mouth. There is no need to suffer such hardships.

After Fairy Bai finished this round and won the MVP again, she had already started to attack Silver I.

She looked at Jiang Qiao and sighed in her heart. Ordinary people in this world have not been nourished by spiritual energy. They are born with poor bones and acquired heavy dust and poison. The best time to practice has long passed.

Although Jiang Qiao has a good understanding, but his physical fitness is not good. Even if he is halfway to cultivating immortals, his achievements will not be too great, which is a pity.

Five minutes later, Jiang Qiao's tense body suddenly relaxed, and his crossed legs were so sore that he trembled even when he walked.

"When you can sit quietly for an hour without feeling any discomfort, you are considered a beginner." Fairy Bai said lightly.

"Can I not practice?"

"What do you say?"

Jiang Qiao was defeated under her calm gaze. Looking at so many protagonists at the starting point, he was probably the only one who was forced to cultivate immortality.

Forget it, at least meditation can lead to a long life, no loss.

"Jiang Qiao, what happened to the incident where I jumped off the cliff?" After a while, she asked hesitantly.

Jiang Qiao remembered that he hadn't paid attention to it for several days.

"Wait a minute, let me see."

Fairy Bai sat beside him and watched him operate. Jiang Qiao said that a mobile phone is a miniature computer, and each software has its own unique use.

She was convinced of it.

"what is this?"

"Vbo, in the past, was just an entertainment software, full of all kinds of gossip about celebrities and Internet celebrities. Now, it can be viewed as an impure news software, but there are too many stupid fans on it, so it is generally ignored."

"Do you have my phone too?"

Jiang Qiao thought for a while, then nodded, "Yes."

"This is the hot search list, which reflects the popularity of a matter. The higher the ranking, the more concerned the people are. As long as it can ignite public opinion, even a trivial matter must give the public an explanation."

Jiang Qiao looked carefully, and there was indeed no entry for #仲州仙女峰人跳川# on the current hot search list, and they were all firmly occupied by a few big melons.

"It seems that I haven't seen my incident." Fairy Bai also took out her mobile phone and clicked on the V blog to browse.

"Yeah, I should be thankful. It's the end of the year, and the year-end big melon competition has entered a fierce battle. The big capitalists have left the stage one after another, and the ghosts and snakes that were hidden in the weekdays are now all out. Until the last moment, no one knows when the grand finale will start. , The big star's personality has collapsed, and the affair can be covered up. Compared with those big melons who evade taxes and evade more than one billion yuan, your jumping off the cliff is not even a street snack."

Jiang Qiao smiled, and he manually entered the relevant entries.

Over the past few days, the popularity of cliff jumping has dropped a lot, and there are only a few dozen scattered comments about seeking the truth.

It seems that there are not only entertainment news assists, but also officials who are deliberately lowering the fever. After all, the cliff-jumping girl can't find the body, and it's hard to explain it to the outside world.

"You mean to say that this matter of mine can be turned into a big one, a small one?" Fairy Bai asked.

"Well, according to the current trend of public opinion, this is the case. But for the sake of safety, you still can't go out at will during this period. After all, human life is at stake, and the police uncles will not give up unless they have to."

"Um……"

Bai Yueling nodded, she clicked into an entry, looked at her phone seriously, then at Jiang Qiao, and muttered, "This guy looks so weird."

"What's weird?"

He turned his head and glanced at Bai Yueling's cell phone. In the search box, there was the recently popular "Xiong Master Boy". His protruding mouth and wide-set triangular eyes made him sick.

"Oh, this, it's just a rubbish director deliberately making a film that vilifies Chinese people in order to please foreigners. You can’t point at people and say that shit smells good, and they’re not fools.”

Bai Yueling was dumbfounded: "Is there such a shameless person?"

"Hey, there are too many. In comparison, you are much cuter than them."

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